Kim Kardashian is Optimistic

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  1. She has sexy armpits <3

    By MPT, on April 17, 2009 11:50:41

  2. I love that ass

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 11:54:34

  3. She looks sooooo much better without all that drag queen makeup!

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:00:11

  4. Fat weighs less than muscle. And her head is probably mostly air. Entirely possible.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:11:04

  5. I was talking to Reggie about this and he laughed and said " as long as the can handle the monster, who cares that her eyes are so white!" Funny Sh*t!

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:14:58

  6. I'm 5' 2" (and weigh significantly more). But I would say that she's probably not far from 118.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:23:27

  7. I am 5'2 and have boobs and a butt (like Kim does) and when I am UBER thin (but keeping butt and boobs) I am at 135. (Almost there again!! Eating right pays off!)

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:36:28

  8. 5'2 and 135 is fat

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:39:50

  9. So she decided to wear protective goggles during the latest golden shower - good idea, as you can see, brothas tend to have elevated uric acid levels which can cause bad burns if you have this type of fetish.

    By Joycelyn Elders, M.D., on April 17, 2009 12:42:49

  10. I gotta agree with #8 on this one.

    By Petunia Pig, on April 17, 2009 12:47:46

  11. #1

    I was thinking the exact same thing. Not a trace of nasty stubble that so many careless women seem to be sporting these days. Perfect.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 12:50:40

  12. Her tits and ass alone weigh 118 pounds! And that's my favorite thing about here. You shrink her entire body down to 118 and you can kiss those babies good-bye.

    By Tony, on April 17, 2009 13:03:21

  13. A size 2 is skinny. She is obviously not a size 2. Perhaps she meant a size 12? And that banner pic is so gross. Ever hear of sunscreen?

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:04:19

  14. that must have been some really hot pee.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:10:31

  15. Her ass alone weighs 118lbs.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:12:37

  16. #11, it's called waxing you dumb shit.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:14:42

  17. Dear Dr. Elders: As one professional to another, I believe that your diagnosis is right on the money. I'm sure that Reggie tends to urinate on her because the rest of it probably just smells too bad to get within 6' of it. Could you prescribe her a douche that will help with that? Who knows, it may open a whole new world for both of them.

    By Dr. Rauch, (Former Intern to Dr. Hannibal Lecter), on April 17, 2009 13:27:21

  18. Based on the angry, condescending tone of #16's post, it's obvious she is the type of woman that #11 was referring to.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:34:54

  19. Ugly face. Fat cellulite ass. Fake tits. Arrogant attitude. Entitled attention whore.

    Oh yeah, she's SO attractive... NOT!

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:37:09

  20. Another website has a different title for pic #1:

    "Who Ordered The Side of Burnt Skank?"

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 14:19:00

  21. This heifer has a blog? And people read it?

    By Moesha's brother, on April 17, 2009 14:41:38

  22. Ummm... how do you say "liposuction" in Armenian?

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 15:24:22

  23. Whenever I see her face, I feel a sudden urge to pee...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 15:28:20

  24. Muscle does not weigh more than fat. Nothing weighs more than anything else. It has more mass by volume.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 16:03:05

  25. #17. Give it up. Your no where near as funny as #9, Dr Elders. Matter of fact, you are not funny at all. I however, can be very funny.

    By Dr Drew, on April 17, 2009 16:08:57

  26. Oh Jesus. Again with the pee comments? Who gives a fuck? a) it's probably not true and b) even if it is, it just means that she's the kind of girl who will do anything for the guy she's with. That's called awesome.

    Grow the fuck up.

    By Johnny Secret, on April 17, 2009 16:18:43

  27. This sounds like the kind of bullshit that someobdy who wants to put out their own exercise video would say.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 16:22:40

  28. 118 lbs? Yeah, right; maybe just in that chunky lard filled sack she calls an ass...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 16:59:25

  29. I'm 5'4 and 55kg (121lbs) with big boobs and an ass but i have nowhere near the defined waist and flat stomach she has. Sure she's not toned, but 118lbs makes complete sense.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 17:13:58

  30. 5'2" and 118lbs is utterly attainable.
    My gf in high school was 5'3" and something like 120lbs. She was naturally thin but not THAT thin, and she didn't even work out. Clearly Kim K. isn't "naturally thin", but if she is really that short then I'm sure she could hit 118 with a little effort.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 17:28:23

  31. #7: 135lbs at 5'2" is not uber-thin. it's borderline chunky

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 17:36:48

  32. there is no way she is 118lbs, nice try kim!

    i am 5'2" about 110 and practically half the size of her

    she's cute but she's about 30 lbs off

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 17:37:47

  33. Reggies dark nutsack covered her whole face!! She is like the Exxon Valdez of piss, beaching into Mexican water.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 17:38:24

  34. #29

    STFU and stop fishing for compliments and attention.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 18:08:34

  35. She has big tits, small tummy, big ass. She's hourglass. She's hot. Get over it.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 18:16:29

  36. agree with #31

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 18:21:52

  37. Wow that is some inevitable skin cancer right there. Who doesn't wear fucking sunscreen nowadays?!

    I'm super glad that her giant grandma sunglasses are going to be "tattooed" on her face for quite some time. Because it's fucking hilarious.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 19:37:24

  38. Oh Jesus. Again with the pee comments? Who gives a fuck? a) it's probably not true and b) even if it is, it just means that she's the kind of girl who will do anything for the guy she's with. That's called awesome.

    Grow the fuck up.

    By Johnny Secret, on April 17, 2009 16:18:43
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    You are a stupid dumbass. You probably don't even know that this slutty whore had a sex tape where a black dude pissed on her face. You probably also didn't know that this whore made hundreds of thousands of dollars on it's sale. She's a whore (she sucks & fucks for money), she likes getting pissed on. Don't be a dumbass all your life; grow up & get a life...

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 20:51:49

  39. #32 is right on.

    I'm 5'5 and barely over 100 lbs (skinny runs in my family) ... even if I was 3 inches shorter and 20 lbs heavier, I would still be like half the size of Kim. She's pretty ridiculous, talking about how much she loves her curves and then lying so blatantly about her weight... lame.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 20:55:29

  40. LOL #9 ftw

    #26 Umm no, that's called having zero self respect. Switch the gender roles and I'm sure you would never let a girl do something like that to you, if you have any self respect.

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 21:02:55

  41. Hahahaaa! Todd, you're on FIRE !!!

    By Bene, on April 17, 2009 22:42:09

  42. #26 Johnny Secret you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 02:23:20

  43. right, her and jennifer love size twos. there is no way that ass is a size 2, she looks fine, no need to lie about being a size 2! the lies just make these girls look stupider than they allready are.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 02:42:53

  44. You have to keep in mind though that an extra or minus 10 or so pounds on 5'2 is quite obvious when not stretched out on a 5'8 frame. So 100 pounds at 5'5 and then 118 at 5'2 is the difference between a 16.6 bmi and a 21.6 bmi.

    I wonder how much her boobs weigh though?

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 03:33:01

  45. I'm 5'1 and weigh 115 pounds, and she looks A LOT bigger than I do. She's at LEAST 130 pounds. She looks good, but why lie.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 04:31:24

  46. HA! try 152, fat ass.

    By BarbadoSlim, on April 18, 2009 04:41:14

  47. 5'2" and 118 is not at all thin. I can believe it.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 04:44:05

  48. butt fucking ugly, butt fucking ugly, butt fucking ugly.

    everyone is missing the point here. 118lbs or 150lbs, that girl has nothing for the world and is fucking butt ugly.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 05:06:12

  49. Holy shit! Look at that fat arm. She has cellulite on her arm!

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 05:34:18

  50. I don't care how much she weighs or who gave her a golden shower, I still think she is a gorgeous girl. Call me crazy

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 06:52:06

  51. She weighs 118lbs?! Stop lying you fat ass

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 06:58:01

  52. SHE IS NOT 118 SHE IS MORE THEN THAT LOOK AT ALL THAT FAT SHE HAS SHE IS 155 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:31:43

  53. Numbers are just numbers. She has a curvy body and looks damn good. She used to look a little flabby and sloppy and now she's toning up. Good for her. She has tons of cash, no viable career, what else should a vapid twat do with her time other than work on improving her looks?

    By Willa Dodge, on April 18, 2009 10:27:21

  54. Who cares WHO gave her a golden shower?

    You'll never get to touch her anyway, so you might as well tug it to her as to some other hot girl who would never talk to you either.

    In your fantasy, you can even pretend she's a sweet virgin.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:39:08

  55. #32 and #39: 30lbs, are you retarded?
    That would make her 148lbs, 8lbs more than my last gf who was five-footseven, and was a runner with c-cups and hips. If Kim K. was that heavy she'd look like a dump truck.

    #52 is even more retarded. 155lbs??
    Let me show you what 5'2" 155lbs looks like.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:19:33

  56. Did Ray J's Pee stain her face??
    Sorry but all she will ever be known as is a golden showers slut. Like it or not, she is what you call a Skank.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:23:58

  57. Reverse Racoon !
    I love it !
    More Celebu-tards should sport this look so they're easier to spot in a crowd . LOL

    By BukkNekkid , on April 18, 2009 11:50:16

  58. Let's not accuse Kim of lying. After all, we don't know all the facts.

    She may not have known that, due to fluctuations in temperature, the calibration of her electronic scale circuits drifted.

    So what she read as 118 was really 2,036.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 12:16:27

  59. You know what would be awesome? If she told the reporter she was 118 and the reporter pulled out a scale.

    I'm 5'1. I'm about 120. When I dip below, my boobs shrink, and my hips are really small. I feel beautiful in clothes, like low-cut jeans and a tank, but naked or in a bikini, I feel like... a little boy. At our height, 2-3 pounds really do make a difference. No way in HELL she's 118 unless her f'in bones are hollow. I'm going to say she's between 127-130.

    THIS is the kind of shit that pisses me off. For all the crap she talks about being a role model (and I don't condone it, but she does mention it a lot), she sure lies like a rug in ways that could make a young girl feel shitty about herself. Kim, you suck for this one. Why don't you be the first brave woman to be honest about her damn size and weight? I think, by the way, she looks awesome in these pix.

    By ISBN, on April 18, 2009 12:17:06

  60. #55, no we're not but thanks for asking.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 13:15:56

  61. yea.... and i actually think 118 AND 135 at 5'2" is hefty. For a girl, that is. I'm 5'8" and 114, and no, i am not at all emaciated. Oh yea, and now i'm pregnant. So...yea. Kim's a heffer. Bottom line.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:00:43

  62. #4 it's pure myth that fat weighs more than muscle. Equal ration, muscle is just more compact.

    By Sniglets, on April 18, 2009 14:05:34

  63. Meant to say "ratio" not ration! :-p

    By Sniglets, on April 18, 2009 14:07:11

  64. I am a personal trainer and I can swear to you that she is not 118 pounds and that 118 pounds would never be a size two unless she were 6ft tall. A size two is typically 5ft2 110 or less. I applaud her for her workout efforts and she should keep going loud and proud but a two is not in her future. Hopefully 118 will be.

    By la la, on April 18, 2009 14:07:34

  65. I don't care how much she weighs or who gave her a golden shower, I still think she is a gorgeous girl. Call me crazy

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 06:52:06
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    Ok, you're crazy. Sorry, not gonna touch a leg spread slutty chick that got off on some black dude pissing in her face. DISGUSTING SKANK...

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:50:09

  66. As usual, anything to do with this twat is a lie. 5-2 118 lbs? That's laughable. Maybe 118 lbs in that flabby cellulite ass of hers, but she definitely weighs more. AND, is a puke inducing whore as well. You lowlifes can fawn over this slut all you want; I'll move on to a good looking woman who has a personality & fuctioning nuerons...

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:52:56

  67. This bitch makes me sick. "Look at me! Look at me!" I can't think of a more useless waste of oxygen than this cunt...

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:53:59

  68. This chick has a body that was built for fucking. Everything about her oozes sexiness. Boob, ass, legs, feet, and yes, even armpits as someone else already mentioned. I would lick every square inch of that body without question.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:55:03

  69. I believe Dr. Elders was the one that suggested teens masturbate in order to deal with their sexual urges. If we had mandatory masturbation for people under a certain I.Q. we would have less celebrities and more doctors to cure cancer. Just a thought. It makes it easier than euthanizing all these pea brains in Hollywood.

    By Jack Kevorkian, on April 18, 2009 15:35:20

  70. This heifer is such a LIAR.

    Last year, when she was trying on size 26 jeans to prove to the world she wasn't a fatass (epic fail on that endeavor), she was going around saying "Everyone thinks I'm bigger than I am! I am 115lbs and a size 2!"

    Now, that she has a workout video she "used to be" a size 6 and is now a size 2. Make up your mind you useless whore!

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 16:40:01

  71. Since I'm not currently getting laid on a regular basis, I'm left with no choice but to spank it. These pics of Kim make perfect jerk-off material.

    By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 20:26:39

  72. I know a chick who weighs 190lbs, is about 5'4", and looks like Kim (aka bangable in my opinion).

    People carry their weight differently. You'd be amazed.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 00:04:24

  73. #62 You're a pure idiot. By your logic, iron weighs the same as styrofoam, except that iron is more "compact". What the fuck does that mean?

    Given the same volume, muscle weighs more than fat. 1 cubic inch of muscle weighs more than 1 cubic inch of fat. Why, yes, because muscle is more "compact" (dense) than fat. Just like iron is more dense than styrofoam. Duh.

    I sincerely hope you're no higher than in the 7th grade, because your post is unexcusably stupid.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 05:01:55

  74. #61, did your doctor tell you that was a healthy weight? I call BS. Especially if you're pregnant.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 10:17:17

  75. #73: What he said isn't wrong, it is just blatantly and retardedly obvious. He was essentially pointing out that a pound of bricks weighs the same as a pound of feathers.

    The funny thing is that you seemed to have a problem with his logic, which is fine. His mistake wasn't in his argument, it was just in his complete failure to divine what people actually mean when they say that muscle weighs more than fat -- that is, they are referring to density, not absolute mass.


    #60: If you think she's 150lbs then yes, you are.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 10:26:44

  76. Doesn't making fun of people who aren't heavy EVER get old?
    What planet do we live on to where a size 6 is fat??
    I think Kim is beautiful and so is her one sister Kortney...the other?? ehhh...not so pretty, but you can't always be a winner..

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 11:21:15

  77. @76: Uh-oh, butthurt fatty alert! To answer your question: No, making fun of fat people never gets old. And that's what she is: fat. Not "heavy", even though I know you fatties think you've got us all fooled with your deceptive words like BBW, Rubenesque, and heavy. She's fat and clearly you are too, since you're defending her.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 12:38:52

  78. #74, my best friend is 21 years old, she is 5'10 and about 115 lbs. she is gorgeous, she models so yes she is definitely thin but she doesn't look sickly. it is possible. small-ness runs in my family as well, im short and about 110lbs and i dont look like i need a meal.

    i sense someone that needs to lose a few.

    i'm sorry your husband doesn't want you anymore

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 16:55:57

  79. Kim and Paris, Paris and Kim, both get famous getting fucked on a cheap made video, people are dumb for making those whores famous and rich, what kind of shit this world has become, what talent does she have and ass we all have one, what makes her worth all the thousands of dollars she make, nothing, empty, show off, fucked by a black dude and came on her face and after her peed on her too, ughhhhhh. yak yak yak... oh please, no matter how hard she and paris will try, they will never be something but whores, prostitutes for the famous and rich.

    By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 17:53:02

  80. Hello, What about that BURN?!!! OMG, I have been burned that bad and i am very fair skinned. Don't do it! having skin cancer and having it removed is NOT fun...I know.

    By Julie-California, on April 20, 2009 08:17:33

  81. @77..like I said you can't always be a winner..do the world a favor and get yourself fixed, because clearly 1 of you is 1 too many.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 09:34:27

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