Who the hell would still want to screw her? It'd be like sticking your dick inside of a cave.... a cave that will probably give you herpes, genital warts, and every other STD.
She already has that overused porn starlet look. She's blown her chance. She could have made money doing what she's doing for free, but she's no longer hot. Most porn hags are hotter than she looks now.
If she can keep her face out of the tabloids for a year. Go to a rehab facility in the middle of nowhere so the tabloids dont find her. Eat a little protein besides cock...That may bring her career into motion again...maybe. She needs to take note from Nicole Ritchie, a former tabloid party whore junkie. But please dont get pregnant! Someone should of told Dina that...
Does her little sister also look a little bit too skinny? Or is that just me being fat and jealous? Also, I feel like every picture I have seen of her lately she has been dragging around a can of coke. She needs to learn how to finish a soda.
I'm anxiously waiting for Dina to chime in on some tabloid show, telling everyone that it's all the media's fault, her daughter doesn't have a drug problem, it's all a bunch of nasty rumors, there are many offers from legitimate film producers on the table, and she's going to win an Oscar.
One major positive about all this.....once little Lindsay is completely finished in Hollywood (which isn't far off), Dina will be too. No more special treatment for her and her talentless daughter. She'll be sent back to Long Island with her tail between her legs, never to be heard from again. It can't happen too soon.
I'm surprised that LiLo hasn't gone the "artistic" route and flashed her splotchy cans in some indie flick to try to get some attention.
I'd probably go see a shitty arthouse film if I knew I was going to be treated to a minute or two of those low-hanging fruit flopping around in my face.
She has implants. Shes a drug addict. Alcohol addict. Cigarette addict. Coke addict. And she looks like that!!! She can do porn or can go to rehab and do porn. I hope her career is over because she has no talent and doesn't deserve her fourth chance.
Wow! Going from tacos to hot dogs in a mere two weeks! Gotta be a record of some sort! One small step for LiLo...One giant leap back to being... HOHAN!!
Too bad about her... She really is a beautiful girl, but all the drugs are fucking that all up. I hope she finds the will to lay off the crack and whatever else she's doing... but not until after she's done a porn or something. Then she can stick to rehab.
I miss that body I saw in I know who killed me. Damn shame, Jessica Alba is next followed by Jessica Biel. When they hit 30, we aren´t going to give a damn what they´re in if they aren´t naked. Eva Green did it right. She got naked on screen in her 1st movie & now everytime I see her in any movie I´m remind that I´ve seen her naked & it makes the movie better.
The bitch looks like she's 40 years old now with a pussy and asshole like a fuckin' wind tunnel. She'll be doing a "new gangbang record" video by this time next year.
The best thing that could happen to Lezlo at this point would be for her to be kidnapped and sold to an Arab sheik. He would make her go cold turkey to get off the drugs, horsewhip her to cure her of her lezloianism, make her eat regular meals to get some meat back on her bones and then fuck her every night for two or three years.
She could come back to Hollywood, clean and healthy, at about 27 or 28 and possibly still have a career.
No. NO. I do NOT want this skank to die!! You think you are sick of hearing about her now? Remember the Anna Nicole train wreck? I wanted to go off the grid for a year after it happened, I was so sick of hearing about it. And we are STILL hearing about it. Can you imagine how bad its going to be if Hohan bites it? I want her to live a very long life, hopefully with the majority of it lived out in obscurity, pining away for the good old days, while searching around her carpet looking for stray crack rocks. Surrounded by dozens of cats. So she will be horribly disappointed when the stray crack rock she finds turns out to be just a kitty litter crumb.
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By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 03:54:29
And she wonders why no one in Hollywood takes her seriously.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 03:59:01
Who the hell would still want to screw her? It'd be like sticking your dick inside of a cave.... a cave that will probably give you herpes, genital warts, and every other STD.
By LisaL, on April 22, 2009 04:16:47
She looks disgusting. Eat something, crackhead.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 04:23:36
I think she's nice! I bet everything will work out great in the end.
By Max Puddlejumper, on April 22, 2009 04:25:34
I think momma Dina will pick the $699 Wal-Mart burial package.
By Curious Yellow, on April 22, 2009 04:38:21
Anyone besides me think of the Cryptkeeper from "Tales from the Crypt" seeing the banner pic?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 04:57:09
Yeah, because saggy tits and xylophone ribs are fucking hot.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 04:57:38
can anyone say hooker?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 05:17:49
Can anyone say future blowjob specialist on a porn movie set?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 05:43:26
She already has that overused porn starlet look. She's blown her chance. She could have made money doing what she's doing for free, but she's no longer hot. Most porn hags are hotter than she looks now.
By jtg, on April 22, 2009 05:58:38
If she can keep her face out of the tabloids for a year. Go to a rehab facility in the middle of nowhere so the tabloids dont find her. Eat a little protein besides cock...That may bring her career into motion again...maybe. She needs to take note from Nicole Ritchie, a former tabloid party whore junkie. But please dont get pregnant! Someone should of told Dina that...
Oh the possibilities !
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 06:52:58
So she sold her implants for crack? I'm confused.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:00:16
I'd still hit it...
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:04:01
She looks like a coke whore; skinny, big fake tits, strung out looking.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:16:03
Does her little sister also look a little bit too skinny? Or is that just me being fat and jealous? Also, I feel like every picture I have seen of her lately she has been dragging around a can of coke. She needs to learn how to finish a soda.
By Randi, on April 22, 2009 07:20:10
BINGO #15.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:22:07
I would hump her until the sun came up.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:23:45
Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 07:42:36
maybe she's gonna shave her head and start to attack cars with umbrella's
By reg, on April 22, 2009 07:57:37
her new movie will be title Lindsay does California
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 08:13:35
She keeps getting thinner and thinner, but her tits stay the same size...
At this point I think it's pretty fucking obvious that the bitch has implants.
By Zach, on April 22, 2009 08:45:56
I'm anxiously waiting for Dina to chime in on some tabloid show, telling everyone that it's all the media's fault, her daughter doesn't have a drug problem, it's all a bunch of nasty rumors, there are many offers from legitimate film producers on the table, and she's going to win an Oscar.
One major positive about all this.....once little Lindsay is completely finished in Hollywood (which isn't far off), Dina will be too. No more special treatment for her and her talentless daughter. She'll be sent back to Long Island with her tail between her legs, never to be heard from again. It can't happen too soon.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 09:14:44
Three weeks to live.
By Cousin O.J., on April 22, 2009 10:14:12
I'm surprised that LiLo hasn't gone the "artistic" route and flashed her splotchy cans in some indie flick to try to get some attention.
I'd probably go see a shitty arthouse film if I knew I was going to be treated to a minute or two of those low-hanging fruit flopping around in my face.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 10:36:03
She has implants. Shes a drug addict. Alcohol addict. Cigarette addict. Coke addict. And she looks like that!!!
She can do porn or can go to rehab and do porn.
I hope her career is over because she has no talent and doesn't deserve her fourth chance.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 11:01:35
I recall reading somewhere that semen is actually good for women and actually has relaxation propeties. Maybe its just a new health regime, no?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 11:39:23
Fluffer girl.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 12:23:17
#19:
Having sex with her at this point would be like throwing a pencil down a mine shaft.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 12:49:27
Would be more like riding Mr. Ed.
By Mrs. Ed, on April 22, 2009 13:26:07
Wow! Going from tacos to hot dogs in a mere two weeks! Gotta be a record of some sort! One small step for LiLo...One giant leap back to being... HOHAN!!
By Evil Overlord, on April 22, 2009 14:03:51
WHOREhan will be sucking some dudes schlong and/or taking it up the ass in a porn movie very shortly.
Speaking of assholes, there's dina "I'm the world's best mom!" WHOREhan. Anyone want to go 50/50 on a hitman?
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 15:59:04
Too bad about her...
She really is a beautiful girl, but all the drugs are fucking that all up. I hope she finds the will to lay off the crack and whatever else she's doing... but not until after she's done a porn or something. Then she can stick to rehab.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 16:16:56
16, what makes you think that there's any actual soda in that can? I betcha there's coke in that Coke!
By kenni, on April 22, 2009 18:00:35
#19 thats an overused analogy... come up with something better douche bag.
By God, on April 22, 2009 18:22:09
Here's the sounds coming from Hohan's next film:
Suck, suck, suck, suck, schlurp, suck, suck...
Fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap...
Fuck me! Fuck me! Oh god, FUCK ME!
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 19:13:39
I miss that body I saw in I know who killed me. Damn shame, Jessica Alba is next followed by Jessica Biel. When they hit 30, we aren´t going to give a damn what they´re in if they aren´t naked. Eva Green did it right. She got naked on screen in her 1st movie & now everytime I see her in any movie I´m remind that I´ve seen her naked & it makes the movie better.
By Where are all the white women at?!!, on April 22, 2009 21:50:30
Ugh. Okay, if you have big tits, don't go braless, you stupid whore. Your tits are saggier than a 90 year old woman's.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 23:14:31
This gal looks like she's in her late 30's or early 40's. She is not aging well.
By lkl, on April 23, 2009 02:57:32
@Zach: They're pretty damn saggy for implants. Then again, this retard hasn't worn a bra for 5 years.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2009 03:23:55
The bitch looks like she's 40 years old now with a pussy and asshole like a fuckin' wind tunnel. She'll be doing a "new gangbang record" video by this time next year.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2009 04:28:36
Geez I wish she would kill herself already! Maybe she could kill her sister and mother also that would be sweet.
By Dumb Azz, on April 23, 2009 05:30:07
What a skank.I bet she and Paris trade notes on their diseased tunas.
By hunglow, on April 23, 2009 09:36:52
I wouldn't even fuck her.
By Cousin O.J., on April 23, 2009 10:48:41
The best thing that could happen to Lezlo at this point would be for her to be kidnapped and sold to an Arab sheik. He would make her go cold turkey to get off the drugs, horsewhip her to cure her of her lezloianism, make her eat regular meals to get some meat back on her bones and then fuck her every night for two or three years.
She could come back to Hollywood, clean and healthy, at about 27 or 28 and possibly still have a career.
By Osama bin Muslim, on April 23, 2009 10:53:31
41, she's even lower than that. The only video she'll do that people will buy is her with a Doberman.
By Sammy Ronson, on April 23, 2009 12:45:48
So if she ods will Vanessa Hudgens be playing her in the "Lindsay Lohan Story"?
They have about the same acting range.
By L. Strasberg, on April 23, 2009 15:20:05
One down, one to go - eh, Dina?
By Ragno, on April 23, 2009 15:43:10
No. NO. I do NOT want this skank to die!! You think you are sick of hearing about her now? Remember the Anna Nicole train wreck? I wanted to go off the grid for a year after it happened, I was so sick of hearing about it. And we are STILL hearing about it. Can you imagine how bad its going to be if Hohan bites it? I want her to live a very long life, hopefully with the majority of it lived out in obscurity, pining away for the good old days, while searching around her carpet looking for stray crack rocks. Surrounded by dozens of cats. So she will be horribly disappointed when the stray crack rock she finds turns out to be just a kitty litter crumb.
By mMm, on April 23, 2009 19:00:02
Eventually she'll be fucking homeless guys so that she can sleep in their cardboard boxes with them.
She's not really much of a woman anymore; she's sort of a piece of shit. And I ought to know.
By Slitney, on April 23, 2009 19:42:24
That is disrespectful to Secretariat.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:02:51
OMG shes gross
By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 11:45:14
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