60 Comments:

1. Whore.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 05:46:25

2. Ugh.... she looks awful.
   

   By LisaL, on April 14, 2009 05:54:00

3. props to lilo for seeing the humor in her situation

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 05:59:07

4. First, yay me!
   It's actually quite a cute video...

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:04:12

5. #4, ha ha you weren't first. Dumbass.
   
   Now on the topic, the was funny.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:10:10

6. LMAO!

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:10:28

7. Funny and bat-shit crazy! She looks awful though. Are her gums receding or did her teeth just get bigger? I think maybe her whole mouth looks huge in contrast to the rest of her body. And I cant help feeling that her hair must weigh her down so much when she gets wet.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:11:33

8. "First, yay me!"
   
   Oh dear. How embarrassing for you.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:14:47

9. I honestly didn't think she had it in her to do something like this. I guess I was wrong.

   By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:17:12

10. You know whats funnier than this video?
    
    #4 thinking that he/she was first! "First, yay me!"
    
    that made me laugh more.

    By nikki, on April 14, 2009 06:36:46

11. If she had been that funny and self-aware when we were together, we'd still be together.

    By Sammy Ronson, on April 14, 2009 06:37:28

12. I'd hit it.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:42:34

13. She's a twat, but that was actually funny. Kudos to her people because this approach will work.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:43:07

14. I am so happy to see her doing much better,She looks great and she seems so happy now.I can't wait for her new movie to come out and they say she has a tv pilot about her life coming out.Im just thrilled.She is a great gal.She is an inspiration to all of us mental defectives

    By patient#26456 calif mental hospital., on April 14, 2009 06:47:06

15. 
    damn she looks beat.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 06:48:22

16. There will be plenty of opportunity to diss her in the future.
    
    For today let's just agree that vid was quite cool and really pretty amusing! :)
    Good effort Lindsay.

    By Wookie, on April 14, 2009 06:50:27

17. ugghh...she has the voice of a 65 yr old chain smoking bingo granny...gross!!!

    By PK, on April 14, 2009 07:15:50

18. #4 is a moron.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:34:01

19. bitch

    By s.ronson, on April 14, 2009 07:34:51

20. Troop on brave lil' Lilo! Even though you've been dumped by the ugliest woman in Hollywood, remember that you still hold West Hollywood's record for 'Most Dates in One Night'. Keep accepting gifts from low-end porno makers until Spielberg casts you in 'Panic In Needle Park'.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:37:29

21. she looks bangable to me

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:43:32

22. Best work she's done in years! And all you fagboys on here - you do her in a New York minute. Wear a rubber dude - she gets around. Like a record...

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 07:47:15

23. She's the perfect woman for me!!

    By D.V., on April 14, 2009 08:11:40

24. Seriously, fuck off with the "first" shit. Better yet, die.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:20:09

25. she looks, and sounds really really worn out.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 08:27:59

26. Bwahahahah!

    By Victoria, on April 14, 2009 08:50:48

27. at least the poor girls honest on how much a wreck she is, ill give her that much.

    By Maia, on April 14, 2009 08:59:53

28. Im last.....last. oh my god..today is the greatest day of my life..im last..I want to start off by thanking my 3rd grade teacher who told me so many many years ago i would never amount to a hill of beans,,well today i can say "ms kohler kiss my ass"...im last... im somebody

    By spanky, on April 14, 2009 09:03:04

29. The whole thing reeked of post-irony. Like, I'm-going-to-pretend-to-be-desperate-because-I-am-desperate. And her insults only scratched the surface of what's been said about her on the internet.
    
    But, "...just my underwear"? ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL COMEDY GOLD LINDSAY.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:25:55

30. what was that phone number again?

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:31:29

31. Lindsay Lohan is funny? As if she actually wrote any of that. She can't even spell the word "role" (as in movie role; it ends up being "roll"... lol).
    
    Moreover, it wasn't even that funny. Sort of clever, but I was not loling.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:37:07

32. 867-5309

    By dumbass, on April 14, 2009 09:39:52

33. Wow.......that was so surprising how funny that was haha.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 09:41:15

34. My prediction is that her lezzy days are over and she will get a much older sugar daddy who will expect expert sexual servicing in exchange for supporting her habit, err.. I mean lifestyle.
    Hollywood chicks seem to be anti-feminists.
    

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:30:54

35. If all that shit wasn't true she would have been working all this time. Stupid cunt.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:35:51

36. That was droll! The key is that she's a "wild red head," and no doubt she still is. I would still drop a huge roll just to have the opportunity to present her with a pearl necklace that she would only have to wear until it dried up. And I think she'd let me - and you, and a dog named Blue!

    By Dr. Rauch, on April 14, 2009 10:43:47

37. It is shit like this that has put her where she is. Always has to be in the spotlight no matter the level of stupidity. She needs to fucking grow up and act her age and she might actually get a real job.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 10:48:37

38. I liked it. I think it is the first time in a long time she looks beautiful and I hope that perhaps there is still hope for her to grow up and stop wasting her life on drugs and shit like that. She is an ok to good actress (potentialy) and she is a beautiful woman. If she wrote this video, she is probably clever too. I hope she doesn't turn into a failed version of Britney Spears although that will be hard since she is much more clever that BS.
    

    By EG, on April 14, 2009 10:50:03

39. Damn! She has so many birthmarks on her body, they look like landmine marks on a taliban map. Her nail color sucks also.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 11:16:28

40. Okay. Honestly. That was fucking hilarious.
    
    She should make a career of reading lines other people wrote about how awful she is, because it's the most worthwhile thing i've seen from her. I laughed hard.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 12:21:19

41. That was quite amusing! Who would have guessed she could act!

    By daney, on April 14, 2009 12:24:33

42. Give that girl a vodka bottle to shut her up she is not funny

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 13:24:51

43. you won't be happy unless/until she commits suicide.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 15:18:25

44. LOL #24
    
    Awesome!

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 15:43:03

45. I'm going to take a pen and do a jigsaw puzzle with her freckles. Then I'm going to fuck her.

    By Cousin O.J., on April 14, 2009 15:53:11

46. she sounds like an old emphysema-y Lucille Ball right before she kicked from cancer

    By Gingy, on April 14, 2009 16:24:33

47. So, Funny. . .I love her for dong this. She will be back on top of her career in no time. Go Linds.

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 19:02:49

48. How do people see this as funny? Does it strike anyone else as just really depressing and sad?

    By Randi, on April 14, 2009 19:24:29

49. gross. and still desperate.

    By Drea 'Come at me, bitch!' de Matteo, on April 14, 2009 19:35:35

50. She still has some sense of humor, redemption is possible.
    
    

    By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 19:36:47

51. Pathetic and boring.
    her mother pimp her and she is ugly.
    matter of time only

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 01:34:19

52. I for one would like to have a girlfriend like that. Poor girl has never dated a nice guy thats why she turned out like that. I hope she finds me ( :) ) so I can help her gain stability and real affection.

    By najef, on April 15, 2009 01:56:11

53. #47 dong this while you're at it. And yes, if on top of her career you mean bar hopping without panties then you are right.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 02:00:41

54. Funny looking.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 02:01:16

55. FAIL!

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 02:53:37

56. I think its cute.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:48:56

57. O my gosh, I can't believe that she's only 22 she looks and sounds so haggard, poor girl. This was actually pretty funny but sad at the same time seeing as how she pretty much described herself perfectly, lol

    By Shannon, on April 15, 2009 07:35:35

58. I can´t believe I´d say this but....I´d date her, at least twice. She´s as crazy as cat shit but probably fun as hell. Sex would have to involve two rubbers though if I got the opportunity.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 21:18:19

59. I thought the whiskey-and-cigarettes voice was for blues players, not former teen starlets, but...
    
    that was still pretty funny...
    there might be hope for LiLo...

    By bud, on April 16, 2009 10:05:32

60. "I thought the whiskey-and-cigarettes voice was for blues players, not former teen starlets, but..."
    
    yeah her voice sounded alot different in 'mean girls' didnt it?
    

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 16:59:19