Lindsay Lohan is Single, Homeless, and Restrained

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  1. I hope she commits suicide, I mean I hope she does'nt, wait idk what I want

    By Billy Bob, on April 7, 2009 04:09:49

  2. She can't commit suicide. She's way too entertaining.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 04:14:12

  3. Can she just go away now, please? Soooo tired of hearing about her and her washed up "career" and stupid responses when asked about her ridiculous life. WHO CARES. She contributes nothing to society except making me want to stick an ice pick in my eyeball.

    By Anti-Whorehan, on April 7, 2009 04:21:18

  4. what a sad girl....she will be dead by the end of the year.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 04:42:22

  5. Um, why is her little sister hanging out with her there? that is her little sister, right?

    By ISBN, on April 7, 2009 04:44:00

  6. Any takers on the "Lohan gets a 5150 order" pool I've got going?

    I give it 2 weeks.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 04:46:59

  7. Anyone want to place a bet on how soon the "stolen" sex tape is coming out?

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 04:49:22

  8. Anyone want to place a bet on how soon the "stolen" sex tape is coming out?

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 05:06:45

  9. #6: I'm in. I think she'll be in a padded cell by Friday.

    By Lindsay's manager, on April 7, 2009 05:30:36

  10. Having seen that picture of Kate Beckensale, I too think I am going to take a break and focus on myself...

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 05:40:28

  11. I'm actually starting to feel bad for this chick. Not so bad that I wouldn't yank the old crack watching her do porn, but I feel bad for her none the less.

    By thebig28, on April 7, 2009 05:49:45

  12. LezLo's only chance now is to be part of some rich Arab's harem. She'll get snatched off the street some time soon and will never be seen again.

    People will wonder what happened for about five minutes and then move on to the next impending train wreck -- Slutty Miley Cyrus.

    By Sammy Ronson, on April 7, 2009 06:14:10

  13. #6...im in too. She'll be making arts and crafts and eating lunch with plastic utensils by the end of two weeks. No shoelaces for LiLo.

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 06:33:06

  14. Lindsey is a really nice girl if you take the time to know her Like I have.Dont believe everything you read in the papers and see on tv.She loves my cigar

    By bill clinton, on April 7, 2009 06:37:35

  15. hey Bill C did she moisten the tip before she inserted your cigar in her dark regions?

    so she broke up with that ugly lesbo who cares is not like that shit was going to last come on and yeah is that her little sister with her or some other lesbo

    now she will cry for a few minutes and then start dating dudes like producers directors guys that can help her with her "career" she is going to suck a lot of cock now even the guy that brings the coffee to the set is going to get a blow job from her

    By have your suck muscles ready lilo, on April 7, 2009 06:52:09

  16. I would rather gouge my eyes out than watch a sextape of Lilo and Ronson. Now... if it is Lilo and something not half bad looking with a penis, well then... I wouldn't mind seeing that..........

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 07:03:48

  17. poor lindsey, out on the street and no where to go. i guess sam just couldnt take anymore of your bullshit and kicked your ass out on the curb. good for her, now its back to rehab, again! maybe you should move back in with your fucked up mother. its just a matter of time before you take your sister down with you. i guess your "sicko fans" are to blame for this, another failure for lindsay.

    By reg, on April 7, 2009 07:11:42

  18. #16...what!?!?

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 07:17:07

  19. Anonymous 18, I think Anonymous 16 was saying that he likes men, just not women that look like men (ie; Samantha Ronson).

    End of my post by Anonymous 19 (if this timed out right at least).

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 08:06:52

  20. OK, we've got one person down for nuthouse by Friday and one that agrees with the 2 weeks I'm predicting. Anyone for 1 week? 3 days? A month? Going once, going twice........

    **Added $100 bonus if she gets Britney's old room.

    By Anon. #6, on April 7, 2009 08:21:22

  21. She was on top of the world at one point, and threw it allllll away.

    No sympathy here.

    By Judy Garland, on April 7, 2009 09:06:36

  22. ronson is just mad because lindsey wants some dick..no mattter how much money mommy and daddy have they cant buy the dyke a dick..who would go listen to this butch dj spin records,,what a sham job.I love lindsey.

    By millissa ethridge, on April 7, 2009 09:58:43

  23. Lindsey Lohan:The Throwback Bitch Saga! TO BE COTINUED.......

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:07:53

  24. This is the first time that I ever gave a hi-five to a lesbian, but big-ups Sam. Have a cold one on me. YOU'RE THE MAN!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 7, 2009 10:13:27

  25. I hope Mama she adopt this Lindsey Lohan. She look like starving refugee.

    By D. Banda, Kabbalah City, CA, on April 7, 2009 11:43:06

  26. I've had a few psycho wenches in my time and they were all wild in the sack. I'll bet that as soon as LiHo "remembers" she prefers a stiff cock to Sammie's smelly snatch, she'll be whoring around town like a Porsche let loose on the autobahn.

    By Dr. Rauch, on April 7, 2009 13:06:19

  27. ROTFLMAO!!!!
    Thanks I needed that !

    By BukkNekkid , on April 7, 2009 19:04:37

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