The bitch is a vampire not 100% but a vampire that's why she does not get a tan normal people get a tan in 30 to 40 minutes or turn red but not her she is pale reason her blood is dry in her
She just can't win with her skin color, can she? Too pale, too orange.... I'd rather see her skin like this than covered in cheeto dust. BUT... if she is trying to sell her own line of spray tanners (sevin nyne), it would be a good idea to USE them on herself.........
Just give up the extensions already! They look like wet rat tails that are just sticking out of the bottom of your hair. Everyone knows it's not your real hair. Retard.
How can she apply so much fake tan and still always look so damn pasty? I'm all for not tanning and avoiding skin cancer/premature aging, but she doesn't look pale, she looks like a round of overcooked pasta.
And isn't the point of extensions to conceal the shortness of your real hair? I can clearly see where the rat tails begin, especially since they're not applied to all her hair.
And there's something about this girl that always makes wherever she is look dirty and cheap. She could be in the frigging Louvre and make it look low-end.
I never go out in the sun because I'm allergic to it but I'm still darker than Lindsay. Poor girl, she tries so hard yet fails so miserably. She needs to ditch the smokes and drugs, start eating healthy, and get back on track.
She's a redhead. Enough said. She will not tan. that's why it looks artificial and gross when she is tan because it's sprayed on the surface of completely white skin. She lacks the necessary agents for her skin to tan. Duh. If you want to rag on her pick something she has a modicum of control over.
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Leave Your CommentMan, she is nasty. Hope she's happy once the paps forget all about her. She is just squandering her existence.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 05:50:35
She was a real hottie back in 2004, damn 5 years of being knee-deep in dicks & drugs can really change someone.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 05:53:50
feel sorry for anyone so addicted to drugs. Won't be long until you can't tell her from Amy Winehouse. If she is lucky, she will run out of money.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:03:00
ohhh todd your so funny..this is the greatest post ever..I laughed so hard..please please have my love child...gagg me please
By octo-mom, on April 30, 2009 06:11:14
The bitch is a vampire not 100% but a vampire that's why she does not get a tan normal people get a tan in 30 to 40 minutes or turn red but not her she is pale reason her blood is dry in her
By LILO YOU UGLY DAY WALKER, on April 30, 2009 06:43:58
Dear Tara Reid,
Please purchase this swimsuit from Lindsay.
Thank you in advance,
- All of Us
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:04:47
Would someone please tell this girl to pick up her tits and go home !
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:16:39
She just can't win with her skin color, can she? Too pale, too orange.... I'd rather see her skin like this than covered in cheeto dust. BUT... if she is trying to sell her own line of spray tanners (sevin nyne), it would be a good idea to USE them on herself.........
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:22:48
PUT DOWN THE COCAINE AND EAT SOMETHING!
Christ, this girl used to be gorgeous. So sad.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:40:26
If eating pussy makes your skin look like that, I better stop.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:43:22
Jesus, she has the body of an old lady minus the wrinkles.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 08:37:19
i like her bathing suit, anyone know what brand it is?
By reg, on April 30, 2009 08:58:08
Just give up the extensions already! They look like wet rat tails that are just sticking out of the bottom of your hair. Everyone knows it's not your real hair. Retard.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 09:09:32
Big sunglasses, frail frame, surfing in barely 2 feet of water=true skills. She's one up on paris & kim. But not that much.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:52:30
Oh that thin white body on black satin sheets, with those freckles. That vulnerable skank expression,I bang it from here to Hong Kong
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 11:36:09
I think she scared the sun away with her pale color and skinny boned skeleton. yuk yuk yuk
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 13:28:14
It's like she gets more pasty white under the sun.
By Casper, on April 30, 2009 14:34:10
That bitch is sunshine and happiness repellent.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 15:06:32
12. the swimsuit is from american apparel
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 16:03:09
As a fellow redhead, I gotta say...no amount of sun is going to make us tan.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 17:50:29
I didn't Know Mushrooms could Surf
By BukkNekkid , on April 30, 2009 18:27:45
How can she apply so much fake tan and still always look so damn pasty? I'm all for not tanning and avoiding skin cancer/premature aging, but she doesn't look pale, she looks like a round of overcooked pasta.
And isn't the point of extensions to conceal the shortness of your real hair? I can clearly see where the rat tails begin, especially since they're not applied to all her hair.
And there's something about this girl that always makes wherever she is look dirty and cheap. She could be in the frigging Louvre and make it look low-end.
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 19:13:21
We ought to agree that there will be no more pictures taken of LezLo unless she is fully nude.
By Jimbo Paparazzo, on April 30, 2009 19:48:01
I never go out in the sun because I'm allergic to it but I'm still darker than Lindsay. Poor girl, she tries so hard yet fails so miserably. She needs to ditch the smokes and drugs, start eating healthy, and get back on track.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 03:06:08
She's a redhead. Enough said. She will not tan. that's why it looks artificial and gross when she is tan because it's sprayed on the surface of completely white skin. She lacks the necessary agents for her skin to tan. Duh. If you want to rag on her pick something she has a modicum of control over.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 04:35:49
25, modicum?
You said 'cum,' heh heh heh.
By George W. Beavis Bush, on May 1, 2009 05:03:40
It's simple; ginger people have no souls therefore their bodies do not react to world the same way that a normal human being would.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:33:05
Look, her bathing suit has hair extensions, too.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:34:09
Sis, I'm moving in with Sammy. Fuck you.
By Ali bigtits Ronson, on May 1, 2009 12:57:51
Wait till she uses that giant strap-on on you, Ali. You won't be able to handle it.
By LezLo Ronson, on May 2, 2009 21:01:32
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