omg she looks HIDEOUS!! and what is with the circa 1940 old hollywood hag wig? she sure is an inspiration to 40+ woman everywhere that you need to cut yourself up to look like a plastic fake a** in order to feel relevant. Hssssssssssss!
Uh huh. Hideous. Uh huh. You see her naked in your place wanting to fuck and 83% of all men cum in their underwear. Oops, sorry, premature ejaculation, my bad. Give me 10 minutes. Oops. Dammit. Did it again. I see you don't have any meat curtains hanging on the floor, very nice for a 46 year old.
This woman's body is 100% better looking than Britney and Paris.
As much as I can't stand Lisa Rinna (and I hated her on Melrose Place) she looks pretty damn good from the neck down and not all of that is due to plastic surgery and even if it is, it's pretty damn good surgery. But let's face it, she also had to have good raw material going on there and I am sure she spends plenty of cash on taking care of her body. Her face on the other hand is and has always been a fucking mess. I also hate the short shaggy hair she is always sporting.
A "taught" body? "Bring up him"? What is this, a teenager's blog? Take some college-level English classes, please!
Anyway, about Rinna... Clearly the woman has kept herself in good shape. She does have a nice body, and I applaud that. I don't even mind the hair; it is trimmed and looks nice, not every girl has to be bald. I'd totally hit it, and so would 90% of the guys on here saying that they wouldn't. Count on it.
Two big problems though... The collagen-injected lips look like a pair of sausages glued sideways on her face. They're terrible. And those fake boobs... ugh. Please, PLEASE, ladies, I implore you to leave your boobs alone. Whatever they look like, they look better than fakes.
She looks less photoshopped than Aubrey O Day, someone who I think is about 15 years younger than her. Despite fish lips and horrid wig she also looks sexier than Aubrey. I say good for her.
I dont fuckin care how much work she has had done. All these bitches love men all shot up with Roids...Thats ok right?....Yea the cheek bones was a mistake but I am so turned on by her its not even funny.... #31 you are dead wrong, a good doctor can work wonders and you cant tell except they can be perfect. Its not like the old days honey... You dont like your boobs get them done. We love them big....this chick has perfect tits and nipples anyway...
Do people actually think her body looks like that? Give yer head a shake people, haven't you ever of airbrushing and photoshop? And even with these tools they still could not hide her hideous fish lips.
You have to feel sorry for the woman. She has been nothing for years and just hanging on...
She has turned herself into a blowup doll look alike, plastic face and lips and her makeup is on too thick, can you imagine what she looks like without it. (On second thought, don't imagine, it would be scary).
The airbrushing also takes out the problem areas, so who knows how OLD this ex-MILF looks without ALL the help. I did see her a few weeks ago live and she looked hideous (certainly not like playboy has her shown).
Her meat curtains were either snipped off or airbrushed out. Looks like the facial nerves are paralyzed. She did say she gets vitamin b injections under the skin to make it glow before big appearences.
I think people should be commended when they try and be in good shape at any age. But it looks surgery-driven, given gravity and the number of kids she has. Unless she does 3 hours every day at a gym.
her body is fantastic. She used to be so pretty, then she messed up her face- but her body is a result of when she was on DWTS. I'm sure she loved the shape she was in, and wanted to keep it that way. I do think her boobs are fake though.
For all you grammar Nazis, I'm not sure if Dave corrected the post (which I doubt, since he never seems to do so), but there is nothing grammatically wrong with 'bring up Helmut Newton'. The phrasal verb 'bring up' only has to be separable with pronouns (i.e. 'bring him up'), whereas normal nouns can go either way.
Oh, and even if this hag looks halfway decent with the magic of Photoshop, she's probably a borderline leper in real life.
While I love any hot looking chick that wants to get naked (women, please take note: feel free to show off your tits & bush whenever you want), I find it hilarious that older women feel the only way to "recapture their youth" is to get naked. She's hot, no doubt, but is also a HUGE narcissist. She's practically screaming "Don't look at young chicks; LOOK AT ME! Not her, ME!" It's pretty pathetic...
By cum2me, on April 19, 2009 01:37:27 ------------------------------------- Actually, that should be "on your knees, suck, suck, suck, face down & ass up, hump, hump, hump, hump, cum".
wow, her box is rather boxy looking, i think it should taper a little bit at the top instead of being so square. #44, her "meat curtains" may be on the small side and henceforth not visible in the positions she is in. she must have gotten collagen or an actual implant in her upper lip, which is unfortunate. I'm sure if it was something like juvederm that becomes undetectable after a year or so, she would not have had a repeat procedure done, based on all the negative press alone. And she can't like the way it looks, right?
As if her face doesn't look enough like The Joker - to add insult to injury, she shaved her bush to look like Hitler's 'stache! What is wrong with this broad? Is she TRYING to make herself look as fugly as inhumanly possible? BLECH!!
She's a pathetic attention whore, there's no doubt about that. About all she's good for is sucking on my tool & fucking. Just as long as she keeps working those blowjob lips & doesn't speak, everything will be fine...
She's definitely had work. She was in Playboy in the mid-90's & her nipples stuck out like 4 inches. Quite disgusting. . . I see this layout as an improvement.
Once again, hilarious when a trimmed bush is shown here and the younger set STILL calls it "hairy." Hate to tell ya kids, but women only started going hairless in the past few years and most women over 40 do NOT shave completely bald.
The body looks amazing. The face (and hair)? A little too much like Joan Collins. It's horrible when actresses have plastic surgery to look younger and only end up looking OLDER.
Why, were all the younger babes with natural bodies and normal lips busy that week ? You can airbrush all you want, when it comes to "natural" beauty, she's not even close.
Do you guys really prefer hairy over hairless? I'm a woman who gets a Brazilian ever month. I prefer it, personally, and I thought most men did, too. Am I wrong ...?
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Leave Your CommentI'd fuck her... then I'd kick her to the curb and call her a fish-lipped ho!!!
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 07:40:27
omg she looks HIDEOUS!! and what is with the circa 1940 old hollywood hag wig? she sure is an inspiration to 40+ woman everywhere that you need to cut yourself up to look like a plastic fake a** in order to feel relevant. Hssssssssssss!
By babsee in asheville, on April 18, 2009 07:46:24
Gross! It looks like someone DNA-spliced Janice Dickinson and a Gremlin.
By lohantastic, on April 18, 2009 07:53:56
i don't remember her in melrose place
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 07:58:28
The surgeon should have attached a designer label to that body.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:07:46
OMG this woman is UGLY!
Anyone can do playboy.For sure.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:18:28
She may have had plastic surgery, but she is damn hot for 46 years old.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:22:16
Gross......desperate much?
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:28:08
Uh huh. Hideous. Uh huh. You see her naked in your place wanting to fuck and 83% of all men cum in their underwear. Oops, sorry, premature ejaculation, my bad. Give me 10 minutes. Oops. Dammit. Did it again. I see you don't have any meat curtains hanging on the floor, very nice for a 46 year old.
This woman's body is 100% better looking than Britney and Paris.
By chuggdog, on April 18, 2009 08:28:48
I dont care I think Shes hot
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:52:03
Great body...for her age or any age really. Anyone who says otherwise is full of it. The upper lip is a little too much for me though.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 08:55:56
wow she looks way better than i thought she was going to
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:08:00
I hate the pussy hair, and it looks like someone hacked off her nipples and glued Vienna sausages in their place.
By Yeah I'm starting the Hair Debate again. WHAT., on April 18, 2009 09:08:56
okay so she looks good for an older women for sure, but my question is this: why is her bush so friggin hair?! trim it!
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:16:26
TO MUCH HAIR in that twat shave it is not the 1970's you crazy old woman
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:26:35
It's just ugly.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:35:34
You're only allowed to bring up him on holidays.
Bring "him" up, Dave. Bring him up.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 09:52:30
I think you meant she has a "taut" body, rather than "taught."
By Southern (in)Sanity, on April 18, 2009 09:57:01
Taut.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:03:49
Love the "RUG"!
Not bad for her age and I agree MUCH hotter that Slutney or Hohan.
By BukkNekkid , on April 18, 2009 10:09:25
Seeing these, the fact Harry Hamlin likes dudes is pretty much a given.
By BarbadoSlim, on April 18, 2009 10:18:32
Okay, so Todd is hilariously funny in everyday life, too. Good to know....*swoon*
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:19:05
As much as I can't stand Lisa Rinna (and I hated her on Melrose Place) she looks pretty damn good from the neck down and not all of that is due to plastic surgery and even if it is, it's pretty damn good surgery. But let's face it, she also had to have good raw material going on there and I am sure she spends plenty of cash on taking care of her body. Her face on the other hand is and has always been a fucking mess. I also hate the short shaggy hair she is always sporting.
By Willa Dodge, on April 18, 2009 10:20:17
Her face looks as though it might be vinyl, but she does have an awesome body.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:25:44
You guys are crazy. She looks amazing! Better than me, and I'm 27!!!
By hell on high heels, on April 18, 2009 10:32:26
She's a MILTPO (mom I'd like to pass on)
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:41:37
She gives me a boner. Damn, I think she'd be a hot, hot fuck.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 10:50:02
She is stunning. Taut body, beautiful breasts and just enough hair down there. I wish I looked like her. My boyfriend probably wishes I did too.
By Grace Yip, on April 18, 2009 10:57:29
Nice bush. Nice titties. Nice blowjob lips. Gotta dump the rest of the face, though...
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:32:19
Harry hamlin is one lucky bastard... he gets to fuck that on a nightly basis...
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:33:23
A "taught" body? "Bring up him"?
What is this, a teenager's blog?
Take some college-level English classes, please!
Anyway, about Rinna...
Clearly the woman has kept herself in good shape. She does have a nice body, and I applaud that. I don't even mind the hair; it is trimmed and looks nice, not every girl has to be bald. I'd totally hit it, and so would 90% of the guys on here saying that they wouldn't. Count on it.
Two big problems though...
The collagen-injected lips look like a pair of sausages glued sideways on her face. They're terrible. And those fake boobs... ugh. Please, PLEASE, ladies, I implore you to leave your boobs alone. Whatever they look like, they look better than fakes.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:39:55
Aw, man, seeing those pics makes me want to hump that bush...
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:52:28
She looks less photoshopped than Aubrey O Day, someone who I think is about 15 years younger than her. Despite fish lips and horrid wig she also looks sexier than Aubrey. I say good for her.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:54:44
wtf mentioning newton anywhere near these fugly pics is an abomination.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 11:57:56
Nice fur! I agree, leave something to show you're a mammel.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 12:33:07
She'd look great if there weren't a picture of a hot YOUNG chick right below.
A hot old lady is...an old lady. Grandpa is the only one who should be getting a boner.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 12:43:23
I dont fuckin care how much work she has had done. All these bitches love men all shot up with Roids...Thats ok right?....Yea the cheek bones was a mistake but I am so turned on by her its not even funny....
#31 you are dead wrong, a good doctor can work wonders and you cant tell except they can be perfect. Its not like the old days honey...
You dont like your boobs get them done. We love them big....this chick has perfect tits and nipples anyway...
By Hung Wang, on April 18, 2009 13:00:59
her pussy has a mohawk!!!!
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 13:16:06
She may have had plastic surgery, but she is damn hot for 46 years old.
Elle McPherson or whater is 45...
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 13:18:44
It's like the photographer had to fight to find angles where her lips looked the least freakish.
By Cubs Fan, on April 18, 2009 13:35:23
Do people actually think her body looks like that? Give yer head a shake people, haven't you ever of airbrushing and photoshop? And even with these tools they still could not hide her hideous fish lips.
By The Dave, on April 18, 2009 13:58:47
Oh cool, Chuck Palahniuk is in that issue. I fucking adore him.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:09:16
You have to feel sorry for the woman. She has been nothing for years and just hanging on...
She has turned herself into a blowup doll look alike, plastic face and lips and her makeup is on too thick, can you imagine what she looks like without it. (On second thought, don't imagine, it would be scary).
The airbrushing also takes out the problem areas, so who knows how OLD this ex-MILF looks without ALL the help. I did see her a few weeks ago live and she looked hideous (certainly not like playboy has her shown).
Time to retire girl and Harry too.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 14:24:56
Her meat curtains were either snipped off or airbrushed out. Looks like the facial nerves are paralyzed. She did say she gets vitamin b injections under the skin to make it glow before big appearences.
By silver_viper, on April 18, 2009 14:46:21
HOTTT!!!!
shes got the sexiest monkey butt where her mouth should be.
By cheeta, on April 18, 2009 14:50:19
I wish my boobs looked like that!
If she would shave herself bald everyone would rip her apart for that too.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 15:11:16
I think people should be commended when they try and be in good shape at any age. But it looks surgery-driven, given gravity and the number of kids she has. Unless she does 3 hours every day at a gym.
By Morgan, on April 18, 2009 15:40:02
I think she looks pretty damn good. I didn't think she would either. I'd hit it...twice.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 15:57:12
Wow. She's not bald. I love it. I'm so sick of bald Barbie dolls.
By Arnie, on April 18, 2009 16:32:45
her body is fantastic. She used to be so pretty, then she messed up her face- but her body is a result of when she was on DWTS. I'm sure she loved the shape she was in, and wanted to keep it that way. I do think her boobs are fake though.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 16:36:18
All you faggots saying you wouldnt hit that obviously prefer the cock
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 17:46:54
Oh, please. 99% of you monkey-spankers will never fuck anything better. Aside from the harelip, she looks damn good.
By JAC, on April 18, 2009 18:04:56
what's up with her ass in #6? or is it some weird shadow.....maybe i'm trippin...
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 18:28:44
Goddamn is she ugly, but I would still bang the shit out of that cougar. Great bod.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 18:34:47
I'd still fuck her and that unmowed lawn patch.
By Taiyo, on April 18, 2009 18:47:51
lol do you even know helmut newton?
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 19:14:42
I bet if you pull down that lower lip it reads "Inflate to 36 psi" Too big for a white chick.Let some of the air out.
By Grendel, on April 18, 2009 19:16:28
For all you grammar Nazis, I'm not sure if Dave corrected the post (which I doubt, since he never seems to do so), but there is nothing grammatically wrong with 'bring up Helmut Newton'. The phrasal verb 'bring up' only has to be separable with pronouns (i.e. 'bring him up'), whereas normal nouns can go either way.
Oh, and even if this hag looks halfway decent with the magic of Photoshop, she's probably a borderline leper in real life.
By anonymous, on April 18, 2009 23:53:39
her surgeon does fine work, except for those lips!
By bud, on April 19, 2009 01:00:32
face down, ass up.
By cum2me, on April 19, 2009 01:37:27
Hung Wang you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 02:36:14
While I love any hot looking chick that wants to get naked (women, please take note: feel free to show off your tits & bush whenever you want), I find it hilarious that older women feel the only way to "recapture their youth" is to get naked. She's hot, no doubt, but is also a HUGE narcissist. She's practically screaming "Don't look at young chicks; LOOK AT ME! Not her, ME!" It's pretty pathetic...
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 03:25:57
SHE LOOKS LIKE MRS. ROBINSON!!!!
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 04:55:45
most of yall cant look as hot as her at 18 let alone 45. hotter than hot in these pics.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 06:39:02
#58. People weren't having a problem with that sentence in Dave's post. It was the next one. Moron.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 06:43:01
Why do so many guys want a completely shaved bush? Does it remond you of laying on top of your 3 year old sister when you used to fuck her?
Bald pussies are just nasty.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 08:13:28
She's got a rocking body, damn!
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 09:01:28
face down, ass up.
By cum2me, on April 19, 2009 01:37:27
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Actually, that should be "on your knees, suck, suck, suck, face down & ass up, hump, hump, hump, hump, cum".
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 09:36:49
wow, her box is rather boxy looking, i think it should taper a little bit at the top instead of being so square. #44, her "meat curtains" may be on the small side and henceforth not visible in the positions she is in.
she must have gotten collagen or an actual implant in her upper lip, which is unfortunate. I'm sure if it was something like juvederm that becomes undetectable after a year or so, she would not have had a repeat procedure done, based on all the negative press alone. And she can't like the way it looks, right?
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 09:48:09
Ooh, Ooh, I'm sorry Jennaaay, I think I ruined you roomate's bathrobe.... lol
By Forrest Gump, on April 19, 2009 10:43:12
#44 is a virgin.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 11:36:43
WHAT IS UP W HER FACE?! AND HER MOUTH?! DAMN! talk about surgery gone bad...
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 12:20:08
As if her face doesn't look enough like The Joker - to add insult to injury, she shaved her bush to look like Hitler's 'stache! What is wrong with this broad? Is she TRYING to make herself look as fugly as inhumanly possible? BLECH!!
By OhPleaseMary, on April 19, 2009 12:45:05
I agree with #66.
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 12:59:40
she is disgusting...ewwwwww.....too muscular...and hairy bush..hideous face
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 13:16:51
#71 your mother likes it when I tug on her meat curtains.
By silver_viper, on April 19, 2009 14:04:12
Although she's older than the phone in the banner pic, and frankly she looks dead-faced, most of you would hit it and so would I.
By Piece Out!, on April 19, 2009 14:06:30
congratulations to her surgeon but I've seen more lifelike plastic dolls.
No I wouldn't hit it sober.
By blastcaster, on April 19, 2009 15:25:44
Gross! This b**** is as old as my mother!
By lady_jay, on April 19, 2009 15:46:58
She's got bush! Finally someone with bush on this site...and not that pedo hairless shit that everyone drools over.
For being plastic, she sure does look good. Can I have milk and cookies now, ma'am?
By cinco, on April 19, 2009 17:15:23
She should have backed away from surgery about 4 procedures ago. Yikes!
By jaye, on April 19, 2009 17:21:17
Absolutely, 63. She's definitely got sort of an Anne Bancroft thing going there. She is hot, but nobody was hotter than Anne.
She used to do me with a strap-on, and boy did I cum.
By Benjamin Braddock, on April 19, 2009 18:03:20
She looks like a sex plastic doll and you'd hump a sex doll dont ya,, what is her plastic surgeon name? how old is this hag. men oh men tsk tsk.....
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 18:03:26
She's a pathetic attention whore, there's no doubt about that. About all she's good for is sucking on my tool & fucking. Just as long as she keeps working those blowjob lips & doesn't speak, everything will be fine...
By anonymous, on April 19, 2009 21:59:49
She's definitely had work. She was in Playboy in the mid-90's & her nipples stuck out like 4 inches. Quite disgusting. . . I see this layout as an improvement.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 03:05:31
#76 How original. Fucktard.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 03:16:04
Meh. I'll stick with tube steak.
By silver_viper, on April 20, 2009 03:33:00
I think she has the best looking fake tits in Hollywood, If I didn't know they were fake I would swear they are real
By I live Boobs, on April 20, 2009 05:12:59
Oh how I love perky nipples like those, and picture #10 just has "come fuck me" written all over it!
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:14:02
#85, she was pregnant during the 90s shoot, thus the more swollen nipples.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:58:41
Once again, hilarious when a trimmed bush is shown here and the younger set STILL calls it "hairy." Hate to tell ya kids, but women only started going hairless in the past few years and most women over 40 do NOT shave completely bald.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:43:52
The body looks amazing. The face (and hair)? A little too much like Joan Collins. It's horrible when actresses have plastic surgery to look younger and only end up looking OLDER.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:46:02
Why, were all the younger babes with natural bodies and normal lips busy that week ? You can airbrush all you want, when it comes to "natural" beauty, she's not even close.
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 12:31:04
That is one hot cougar. I'd definitely love for her to take my virginity.
By Haley Joel Osment, on April 20, 2009 13:06:05
Do you guys really prefer hairy over hairless? I'm a woman who gets a Brazilian ever month. I prefer it, personally, and I thought most men did, too. Am I wrong ...?
By xx chromosome, on April 20, 2009 15:09:53
Oh god. Picture number 8...I totally thought she had a penis for like five minutes. o.o
By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 15:58:55
#95 post some pics and we will give you our opinion.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 04:12:32
most impressive UFO I saw this week
By UFO-s are wierd, on April 21, 2009 07:55:56
Nice bush!
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 12:05:34
i got the up and down from her about 10 years ago while standing in line at the movies in Canadian cottage country one summer.
She didn't have fish lips then.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 13:15:39
Good GOD I'd hit it and hit it and hit it and hit it some more!!! Surgery didn't get her those abs!!
She is HOT!!!!!
By anonymous, on April 23, 2009 06:57:54
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