30 Comments:

1. Too bad the horse didn't crush her to death.

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 03:59:41

2. If she bolted a dildo to the saddle I'll bet she could stay on.

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:06:54

3. Horse should get some kind of award.

   By ASPCA, on April 20, 2009 04:29:34

4. Can't even handle a bit o' horsing around,
   she used to matter but now.......

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:12:58

5. Yea! Yea! the witch is dead! Witch old witch? The wicked witch!!
   Oh she’s not really dead….Oh-well….good try…
   

   By The Human Race, on April 20, 2009 06:05:43

6. News flash: a horseface whore thrown by a horse. Unfortunately, whore survives. Film at 11...

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 06:21:46

7. I can't stand her. I wish it would just go away.

   By Guy, on April 20, 2009 06:42:15

8. 3rd time's a charm - we can only hope.

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:12:45

9. Then she got up,fucked the horse,and then sued it.
   I am offering my legal services to the horse free of charge.

   By FUCK MADGE, on April 20, 2009 07:39:05

10. Since she mounts everything that moves, you had to figure she'd fall off sometime

    By jtg, on April 20, 2009 07:43:07

11. Fuck Madonna, is the horse alright!?!?!?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:08:40

12. It won't be long before Madonna gets right back on her high horse.

    By dezeinstein, on April 20, 2009 09:21:52

13. Poor Christopher Reeve falls off a horse and he's crippled for life, this bitch keeps falling off and all she gets is scrapes and bruises? WTF? Damn it God, try harder!

    By thebig28, on April 20, 2009 09:32:13

14. The fucking whore blamed the paparazzi but there were no paparazzi present so she lie that's how she is a fucking liar she fell because the horse looked and saw a disgusting thin on top of him and he jumped and the bitch went down people pointed and laugh

    By DING DONG THE BITCH FELL DOWN, on April 20, 2009 09:48:49

15. #13 - LOL! I know - how unfair that Chris Reeve was paralyzed from one fall, and this bitch keeps falling and nothing major happens?!

    By Albatross, on April 20, 2009 09:51:42

16. Wow!! Has she finally found a cock she can't ride?????

    By Madge sucks balls, on April 20, 2009 10:12:23

17. #13. She keeps surviving because she's tiny (5'3"). Lower center of gravity, smaller bones and all that BS.
    Chris Reeve was 6'4"; not good when you're falling off a horse.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:12:44

18. Horse probably bucked her 'cause she tried to swallow his balls.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:59:58

19. Ugh. Similar to the Christopher Reeve example, why the fuck did Natasha Richardson have to die after a fall on the bunny slope, while Madonna keeps walking away from shit like this?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 11:00:11

20. Oh no ! If she die I get no book deal about her sexual fetishes!

    By Brazilian Jesus, on April 20, 2009 11:29:52

21. She looks dead in the banner photo. I wonder if maybe the Madonna that got up and walked away is her evil twin zombie.
    

    By LezLo Ronson, on April 20, 2009 13:04:48

22. Somebody needs to teach that horse to "roll over".
    You know, for next time this happens.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 14:06:07

23. My condolences to the poor Horse

    By BukkNekkid , on April 20, 2009 14:18:01

24. I too often wear my thinnest black lingerie when riding. Maddy and I have that in common.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 16:20:31

25. This photo looks SO staged!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 17:22:22

26. The horse wasn't startled by the paparazzi. The dudes taking the pictures weren't even close enough. Madonna is a liar, shocking eh?
    
    She should have picked a stupider horse who didn't know who she was.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 18:56:46

27. Damn!! that horse can't even stand havin her on his back. he hates that controlling bitch, this granny needs to stop!! madonna is poison part of popular culture all about contoversy and sex to sell her crappy shit!! no talent and no voice! retire man donga!! we sick of you!!

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 00:41:10

28. #17 plus he also landed on his neck ..
    
    #13 i was thinking the same thing when i read this
    
    
    on a lighter note this thread is hysterical =p

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 05:49:17

29. Who gives a shit, at least if the horse dies it can be re-cycled.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 12:31:08

30. Shit! Even the animal kingdom hates madonna. There is justice in the universe.

    By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 17:18:16