60 Comments:

1. "I am impulsive and I love my boyfriend, but I have no plans of getting married any time soon."
   SSSSSSLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTT!!!!!

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 03:06:30

2. So what movie set is this Snow White and the seven dweebs?

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 03:09:44

3. she is hot and by the way im first

   By im first, on April 15, 2009 03:17:28

4. She is incredibly hot. This chick is perfect. Fish-lips horse-teeth angelina jolie never stood a chance.
   
   Also, I think she WILL get married. Seems like the marrying type to me, just playing hard to get so BAG won't take her for granted.
   
   

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 03:34:40

5. 3 : no you're not, loser

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 03:35:31

6. Hey number 3, please go fuck yourself & your first comment. So lame. Your third just like in life.

   By chuggdog, on April 15, 2009 03:51:40

7. I'm sorry dudes, but if a bitch can't fucking make up her mind about leaving a douchecan like Sir Brian, then your hotness went down about 50 degrees. That's just too much mindfucking & a waste of MY time & her pussy IMHO. Enough of the high school shit, please!

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 03:58:19

8. "she is hot and by the way im first"
   
   If by first you mean third, then you're right.
   
   

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:01:00

9. Did she cover up the tattoo on her arm?

   By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:13:14

10. #3 she is hot and you are a fucktard.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:16:59

11. At least she knows she shouldn't get married. But, she will anyway and probably soon. Rednecks who call her a slut for being single would be the first to criticize her for getting divorced. Now, back to those pics....

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:22:33

12. yes i want to fuck this little slut with a rubber on of course, but I'd have to keep a tape over her mouth because her stupidity drives me insane!

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 04:29:41

13. #3 btw, you're not.

    By sucks4u, on April 15, 2009 04:43:43

14. I did that on purpose in my psych class so I could show the teacher how many dipshits respond by telling me I'm not first..what a bunch of loser bozo's you all are who responded.Nooo shit sherlock.Chuggdog....if I'm 3rd,your 6th dumbass as you always will be in life.

    By im first n your not, on April 15, 2009 04:57:30

15. Wearing flip-flops with the dress kinda makes her look like the gymnast fatball from the waist down...

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 05:36:43

16. The amount of crazy in this chick is large.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 05:45:45

17. HAHAHA #3. Retard.

    By Kelsey, on April 15, 2009 05:49:31

18. Todd do this AWESOME site a favor and DELETE every comment that starts with the word First
    
    ok now Megan you are hot everyone who likes women wants to fuck you till sore but what the hell is wrong with you WHY THE FUCK are you back with the stupid ass DOUCHE BAG are you insane you are going to lose fans if you keep bullshitting like that

    By STOP THE BULLSHIT , on April 15, 2009 05:57:33

19. OK, that's it. I'm done. FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY BITCH. I am not masturbating to you ANYMORE. OK, just once a day from now on, but THAT IS IT!!!!!

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 06:21:22

20. Bitch is certifiably crazy.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 06:22:47

21. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    By MPT, on April 15, 2009 06:53:46

22. 14.. you will still look like the biggest loser.
    your explanation, showin your teacher how people respond to your comment on IDLYITW, is really stupid. but sometimes we have to make up a lie so we can save our asses right?
    
    and on topic,megan is very very pretty.and a bit confused.
    

    By DutchGirl., on April 15, 2009 07:12:25

23. #3 is a moron.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 07:15:20

24. #14 fuck psych class you need a psych ward.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 07:55:19

25. #22 ...we can see you were asleeep during english class,"showin" what the hell is that?When you learn proper english you will be allowed to post again.That was the explanation you dumb bitch.Why would I need to save my ass?

    By im smart your not, on April 15, 2009 08:05:30

26. #3 is really Dave. That explains the stupidity now doesnt it?

    By Dave is stupid, on April 15, 2009 08:06:40

27. IM last! Yippe! I'm a dumbass psych class example. Seriously though bitch is a crazy train..

    By imus in the moanin', on April 15, 2009 08:13:40

28. "Todd do this awesome site a favor" and please delete every comment that starts off with your name Todd.Quit whineing#18 and get a life.It seems like anyone with an IQ of 75 can run circles around most of the idiots on the site.Oh yeah "FIRST"

    By steven hawkins(mrbrain), on April 15, 2009 08:25:02

29. she looks beautiful in that dress...really she does

    By master po, on April 15, 2009 08:27:14

30. She is so pretty... Wish I looked like her.

    By Lisia, on April 15, 2009 08:29:02

31. steven hawkins(mrbrain) you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 08:46:34

32. I'd almost believe that her and BAG are already married but denying it so as not to ruin her "image" as a Sexpot .
    I'd STILL hit it !

    By BukkNekkid , on April 15, 2009 08:50:58

33. I'm hotter than Megan Fox.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 08:55:57

34. I'm also smarter.

    By that girl who's hotter than Megan Fox, on April 15, 2009 09:01:18

35. call the fire department then and then you wont be

    By look mommy im dead, on April 15, 2009 09:58:56

36. #19 haha you are funny my friend, nicely said lol

    By Shannon, on April 15, 2009 10:04:45

37. #14, 25 and 28.
    
    #3 wasn't even you. Like another comment said: you need a psych ward, you sad dumb fuck.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 10:20:17

38. Is it just me or has she had cheek implants, botox or SOMETHING? Something is very different about her and I guess that is why I dont find her as beautiful as I did before. Look at the pics from her during transformers time and now, looks alot different.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 10:35:34

39. So... they've resorted to photo-shopping that ridiculous fore-arm tattoo away.
    
    I have better advice: don't put such a hideous tattoo on an area so damn visible. Dumb bitch.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 10:38:50

40. #3/#14/#22/#25: I don't know why you're posting so many defensive comments about the whole "first" bullshit. Who cares if you're first? And what kind of psych experiment was this allegedly a part of? You're also kind of making an ass of yourself by talking about how stupid everyone here is, when all of your posts are rife with spelling and grammar mistakes. Fucking grow up.
    
    As for Megan Fox, that interview makes no sense. She's lucky she's hot and most people don't care what comes out of her mouth anyway.
    
    

    By prease, on April 15, 2009 10:39:41

41. Did you see those BUSTED ass feet?!?! Day-um!!

    By Peeps, on April 15, 2009 10:53:57

42. Todd, you need a 12-step program to get over this bitch.
    It's getting cloying.

    By S. Freud, Vienna Has Good Pastry, on April 15, 2009 11:18:27

43. #3...regarding your #14 posting:
    
    Where you trying to make yourself seem less stupid with that one? Because it didnt help. You know you thought you were first. And it took you about 13 postings and 1 1/2 hrs to figure out a good comeback. Fuck you!
    
    hahahahahahaha

    By HaHaHaHa, on April 15, 2009 11:51:48

44. "#14, 25 and 28.
    
    #3 wasn't even you. Like another comment said: you need a psych ward, you sad dumb fuck." YOU ARE REALLY PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!

    By jOHN hINKLEY, jR., on April 15, 2009 12:06:33

45. She looks great BUT her line of not getting married but willing to get engaged is just a way of stringing her boyfriend along.
    
    Which is what hot girls do.

    By Cupid, on April 15, 2009 13:20:47

46. I don't care how crazy she is, I wish I were her.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 14:02:00

47. The fact that she's crazy doesn't keep her from being gorgeous. I'd hit that like a wrecking ball.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 15:04:17

48. dude....we know your love her and we are hoping that you dont get a court order......find some other chicks with great eyes and tits.....she is getting old....epecially since she isnt naked!!!

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 15:52:34

49. Confused,fucked up,whore.

    By hollywood gobbles balls, on April 15, 2009 17:29:19

50. Still trying to be Angelina. Trying. Too. Hard.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 18:15:51

51. I've never ripped on Megan Fox before, 'cause she's a hot piece of ass. But, now she's acting like a full on publicity whore; enough already. She needs to suck dick, fuck like a slut & shut the fuck up...

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 20:07:36

52. Guys, I think its time you really gave up the ¨Megan Fox should leave that douchebag¨ rap. She´s been with the guy for over two years. & can you doubt that better looking, wealthier, more secure men than you or I have tried every move under the sun to bag this chick & she is STILL with him. Maybe, just maybe, Brian Austin Green is doing something right. Maybe, during that stint on 90210 he was actually acting. Remember, jealousy is a female trait, fags. Get over yourselves & what you don´t have. Be a man & stop whining that she too good. You don´t know her or him & likely not even yourselves.Stick to ¨That´s one hot little bitch! Need to get a chick that fine for myself.¨ Much healthier.

    By anonymous, on April 15, 2009 21:08:51

53. I'm way hotter than Megan, I also have a personality and people love me. I love watching baseball, football, and basketball with my boyfriend. I suck his cock while he's watching sports, I know I'm a perfect girlfriend - he tells me all the time. Lucky guy huh? Megan Fox is a lazy bitch, bet she never does anything for her boyfriend.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2009 01:29:55

54. 14,22,25. im a psychologist, you know what they say about people (and yes by people i mean YOU)calling everyone a dumbass ? no? thought so.
    
    find some help to increase your self confidence :)
    
    

    By dutchgirl, on April 16, 2009 02:04:40

55. #54 stfu and flip that burger before it burns you damn nobody. Who's gonna pay your Mexican knocked up girlfriend's bills if I fire your ass? You better start licking my shoes if you want me to accept your apology, fucking gutter dog.

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2009 05:43:29

56. Here we go with #53, the ubiquitous: "I'm hotter than Megan Fox and my personality is better and I'm going to talk about it on the Internet." Yes, you do have a personality. And it's fucking annoying. Shouldn't you be sucking your boyfriend off and watching ESPN right now? And no, I don't think he's lucky -- if he has to put up with you talking about how great you are all the time.

    By Shite, on April 16, 2009 08:58:38

57. 50. Still trying to be Angelina. Trying. Too. Hard.
    
    How could she be "trying" to be someone that's uglier than her?
    
    

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2009 10:03:50

58. I wouldn't want her. She looks like a headcase!

    By anonymous, on April 16, 2009 10:06:14

59. Translation: my boyfriend gets the cow for free so he isn't going to marry me. So now I have to pretend that the stupid bitch that I am really isn't the marrying kind.

    By sushi, on April 16, 2009 16:59:08

60. 38, she's had A LOT of work done. nose job, lip injections, breast implants, chin correction, and cheek implants.
    
    this from the girl who "doesn't care" what other people think about her and "hates" being a sex symbol. uh.. so stop fucking up your face?

    By anonymous, on April 17, 2009 13:50:16