She's legal in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia. Go get her, chipmunk-fuckers.
Problems: she is ugly, has no talent whatsoever, is dumb as a post, has an annoying nasally voice that makes you want to kill yourself. Why on earth is she in show business?
Get better TODD , don't know what to say about her she is just another chick in some dumb movie blah blah blah blah and so far she is not a drunken drug addict
#5 having two #1 albums is not indicative of talent. She is a product of the Disney machine.
That said, I do think she has some comedic timing for her age and if she wasn't so full of herself, would likely end up okay. Her voice, although annoying, is unique so I could see her making a career out of cartoon voice overs.
As far as her looks. At times, she is cute, but her face is so fucking flat it is the worst combination of her talentless dad and ugly wife.
You guys are crazy. Would DEFINATLEY split MYSELF (Dr Manhattan) on little Miley! Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are good too. All 3 of those girls are easily among the prettiest and most talented young stars in Hollywood.
All jokes aside, I sincerely they don't go the Britney or Lohan route once they grow up. I won't lie, I'm worried about Miley. She's arguably the biggest solo pop star since Michael Jackson (seriously), but she is a walking scandal. She's had so many naughty photo scandals, and she's only 16! I'm scared that one day she'll be a used up coke whore like Lindsay.
Demi and Selena are more wholesome, so I'm not as worried about them.
Either way, God Bless those states where AOC is 16!
Seriously, her mouth is so weird. She has these lopsided fish lips and whenever she smiles it looks like she's trying - almost painfully - to keep her overbite from spilling out.
She was a cute kid but she's not transitioning well to adulthood. Do your Playboy shoot as soon as you're 18 and buy a nice trailer to live in the rest of your life.
#18: Nothing to do with Disney? LOL! I hope you were being sarcastic. How the fuck do you think anyone knows this bitch's name? Disney and its marketing department, period.
Wow, how is it that Miranda Kerr is hot but Miley isn't? She fills out that dress very well and I would have thought Todd would be all over those long legs. I'm going to finish my door-knocking now before recess.
She's got incredible legs and there is something really sexy about her. Not exactly a picture of beauty, but I say she'd turn on about half the boys on this website - the ones who'd admit to it.
Just to make sure I understand, you think this chick is ugly but you'd bang that old lady Helen whatserfuck? Jeez, I think you need to adjust your scope, you seem to be missing the target quite a bit lately
28 - No one is defending her, dumbass, it's just foolish to say that one wouldn't want to get her in their bedroom. That's basically lying out of hate. She's pretty sexy. If people find Amanda Bynes hot - great body, OK face - then the same should apply to Miley.
Why do people hate Miley anyway? I think she's immature and a bit annoying, but I don't hate her. What the hell. If Disney threw millions of $ at your face, you'd exactly what she's doing.
@28 She may be not be a 10 but by god she's bangable (check ur local laws haha). who cares about the music or tv show we're here to check PICTURES, dumbass and as the post before you pointed out she's a damn sight sexier than that 60yo from yest (bleargh wtf)
"She was a cute kid but she's not transitioning well to adulthood. Do your Playboy shoot as soon as you're 18 and buy a nice trailer to live in the rest of your life."
By jtg, on April 24, 2009 06:23:35
She made over 25 million last year. I think she could do better than a trailer.
my daughter is 12 years old, and she refuse to watch this movie and her songs and all, she says she is fake like britney, and she is dating an underwear model and he is 20, she wonder how her father accept this?
I actually like her music.....and I can honestly say she has a great band and some talent. Most of you folks are pretty pathetic. She brings a lot of joy to her fans...mostly little girls. She is a cute and very wealthy young lady.
#18 you are the dumbfuck. Do you really think the people that buy her album are over 18? Do you think anyone who bought a Hillary Duff album wasn't watching her shows? Give me a fucking break.
whats up with her ratty hair...it looks like a two-year-old cut it ...in the dark...with dull scissors....how the fuck she gets all dressed up and can't be bothered to even run a brush through her stupid hair
I love my roommate but she actually LIKES Miley Cyrus, her movies and music, and thanks to the wonder of facebook I just found out that Miley also ranks among the top 5 people she would like to meet. I think she needs help...
Why the hell is everyone defending her now?! She is not cute. The only reason her boyfriend keeps her around is because she knows how to touch her toes like daddy ray taught her to do back when she was twelve. What. The. Fuck.
She looks like a chipmunk and has a boyish figure. What is the appeal? What MAN wants to fuck a teenage boy or a little kid? She is constantly (as her slutty photos show) trying to prove she is a "sexual being" i.e. "whore" why the FUCK would any decent parent let this disney whore be a role model to their young daughter? I don't get it.
Hey .........you are probably not feeling well because that is how assholes feel. Trust me. Pull down your pants and feel of just one of yours...........See? Feels like shit, right? Do you understand, or do we need to come explain it to you? That is an option, you know.
Just another generation of vacuous bubblegummers that originated with the Mousketeers. Blandness packaged and sold by corporate America to the tween herds, and only number 1 because of the weak state of the music industry and the fact that it's being marketed via a TV show as well. And somebody give her a carrot to nibble on.
Yeah #17 album sales (you meal cd right) don't lie, but it still does not mean talent. The only people I know with Miley cd's are under 12, yep the under 12's really know talent. (Or marketing????)
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By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 02:55:07
M to the E H.
By Jordan, on April 24, 2009 03:16:34
She's legal in Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Vermont, Washington, and West Virginia. Go get her, chipmunk-fuckers.
By JAC, on April 24, 2009 03:51:38
i'd hit it....if she were legal or if I were 17 and lived in Arkansas
By dave, on April 24, 2009 03:53:01
Problems: she is ugly, has no talent whatsoever, is dumb as a post, has an annoying nasally voice that makes you want to kill yourself. Why on earth is she in show business?
By pookie poo, on April 24, 2009 04:05:39
she looks like a human flounder. if those eyes get any closer together they're gonna end up on the side of her head
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 04:40:44
She looks like a character that should be on Wallace & Gromit.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 04:54:40
Ha ha. You make me laugh so much man.
So irreverent unlike P Hilton and the PC hypocrites.
Great stuff. :)
By wookie, on April 24, 2009 05:03:20
So easy, even a caveman can do it
By shelookslikeacavemantome, on April 24, 2009 05:07:41
#5 she has had two #1 albums so I wouldn't say she has no talent.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:17:25
pookie poo you're an idiot.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:18:37
Get better TODD , don't know what to say about her she is just another chick in some dumb movie blah blah blah blah and so far she is not a drunken drug addict
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:23:30
#5 having two #1 albums is not indicative of talent. She is a product of the Disney machine.
That said, I do think she has some comedic timing for her age and if she wasn't so full of herself, would likely end up okay. Her voice, although annoying, is unique so I could see her making a career out of cartoon voice overs.
As far as her looks. At times, she is cute, but her face is so fucking flat it is the worst combination of her talentless dad and ugly wife.
By sushi, on April 24, 2009 05:27:04
Miley Cyrus looks like Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:32:58
#10: You think that's indicative of actual talent? Wake the fuck up.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:34:24
You guys are crazy. Would DEFINATLEY split MYSELF (Dr Manhattan) on little Miley! Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are good too. All 3 of those girls are easily among the prettiest and most talented young stars in Hollywood.
All jokes aside, I sincerely they don't go the Britney or Lohan route once they grow up. I won't lie, I'm worried about Miley. She's arguably the biggest solo pop star since Michael Jackson (seriously), but she is a walking scandal. She's had so many naughty photo scandals, and she's only 16! I'm scared that one day she'll be a used up coke whore like Lindsay.
Demi and Selena are more wholesome, so I'm not as worried about them.
Either way, God Bless those states where AOC is 16!
By Dr Manhattan, on April 24, 2009 05:35:35
#13 album sales don't lie.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:36:44
sushi your posts are indicative of your stupidity. And her latest album that went to #1 had absolutely nothing to do with Disney.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 05:56:12
@7: Haha, totally.
Seriously, her mouth is so weird. She has these lopsided fish lips and whenever she smiles it looks like she's trying - almost painfully - to keep her overbite from spilling out.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 06:21:26
She was a cute kid but she's not transitioning well to adulthood. Do your Playboy shoot as soon as you're 18 and buy a nice trailer to live in the rest of your life.
By jtg, on April 24, 2009 06:23:35
#18: Nothing to do with Disney? LOL! I hope you were being sarcastic. How the fuck do you think anyone knows this bitch's name? Disney and its marketing department, period.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 06:25:29
Wow, how is it that Miranda Kerr is hot but Miley isn't? She fills out that dress very well and I would have thought Todd would be all over those long legs. I'm going to finish my door-knocking now before recess.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 06:38:55
I really cant stand that pouty smile of hers.Without disney cramming her down every kids waking moment she would be selling hamburgers sat macdonalds.
By lookmommyimdead, on April 24, 2009 07:20:40
I don't see the problem here. She's got a great figure. Always liked her legs.
By AJB, on April 24, 2009 07:32:53
She's got incredible legs and there is something really sexy about her. Not exactly a picture of beauty, but I say she'd turn on about half the boys on this website - the ones who'd admit to it.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 07:51:31
#22, since the "obligatory pic" was missing allow me help prove your point http://www.mymostwanted.com/gallery/data/10489/miley-cyrus_COM-hannahmontanamovie-premiere-uk-2009apr23-a009.jpg she's definately a head turner id hit it in 2 more years
By mileydoplayboywhenur18, on April 24, 2009 07:57:57
Just to make sure I understand, you think this chick is ugly but you'd bang that old lady Helen whatserfuck? Jeez, I think you need to adjust your scope, you seem to be missing the target quite a bit lately
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 08:56:31
One of the clearest signs that the readership of this blog has changed recently ARE ALL THE FUCKING POSTS DEFENDING THIS DISNEY COOKIE CUTTER COW!
ARE YOU FUCKERS SERIOUS?!?!?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 08:56:59
17, no they don't. The truth revealed by them: People are stupid and will buy any crap from a chipmunk-cheeked teen ho.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 09:00:54
28 - No one is defending her, dumbass, it's just foolish to say that one wouldn't want to get her in their bedroom. That's basically lying out of hate. She's pretty sexy. If people find Amanda Bynes hot - great body, OK face - then the same should apply to Miley.
Why do people hate Miley anyway? I think she's immature and a bit annoying, but I don't hate her. What the hell. If Disney threw millions of $ at your face, you'd exactly what she's doing.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 09:12:09
2 pack a day voice, Daddy pimps her out when Disney isnt..smoke and mirrors talent..
By leftykc, on April 24, 2009 09:22:26
@28 She may be not be a 10 but by god she's bangable (check ur local laws haha). who cares about the music or tv show we're here to check PICTURES, dumbass and as the post before you pointed out she's a damn sight sexier than that 60yo from yest (bleargh wtf)
By dude, on April 24, 2009 09:25:24
2 pack a day habit voice, daddy pimps her out when Disney isnt, smoke and mirrors talent..
By leftykc, on April 24, 2009 09:33:45
We got it the first time #33. Idiot.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:19:31
"She was a cute kid but she's not transitioning well to adulthood. Do your Playboy shoot as soon as you're 18 and buy a nice trailer to live in the rest of your life."
By jtg, on April 24, 2009 06:23:35
She made over 25 million last year. I think she could do better than a trailer.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:22:14
Pfff, I rest my case. You disney shills and tweener douche virgins are pathetic.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:32:09
so Billy Ray didn't have enough $ left over from his one hit to buy this kid some braces? those teeth are just awful...
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:37:37
I love that buck toothed pic. She's really ugly.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:38:25
I was flipping through the channels the other night and she was on GAC singing her latest hit. Pretty impressive for 16.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:44:49
You call nearly everyone unattractive to the point where I don't take it seriously anymore.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 10:49:49
My baby can have whatever she wants as long as she keeps me happy.
By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 24, 2009 11:06:17
FEEL BETTER TODD!
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 11:56:45
my daughter is 12 years old, and she refuse to watch this movie and her songs and all, she says she is fake like britney, and she is dating an underwear model and he is 20, she wonder how her father accept this?
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 13:04:48
I actually like her music.....and I can honestly say she has a great band and some talent. Most of you folks are pretty pathetic. She brings a lot of joy to her fans...mostly little girls. She is a cute and very wealthy young lady.
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 16:34:17
#18 you are the dumbfuck. Do you really think the people that buy her album are over 18? Do you think anyone who bought a Hillary Duff album wasn't watching her shows? Give me a fucking break.
By sushi, on April 24, 2009 16:34:20
lol@#14...I couldn't fucking place that face but thank you ^5...she really is the spittin image of Mel lol
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 16:35:40
whats up with her ratty hair...it looks like a two-year-old cut it ...in the dark...with dull scissors....how the fuck she gets all dressed up and can't be bothered to even run a brush through her stupid hair
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 16:53:19
I love my roommate but she actually LIKES Miley Cyrus, her movies and music, and thanks to the wonder of facebook I just found out that Miley also ranks among the top 5 people she would like to meet. I think she needs help...
By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 23:04:01
uuumm so delicious, i'd love to be a piece of candy in your mouth. brilliant and beautiful. you are an amazing little girl.
By Herman Bumfudle, on April 25, 2009 02:08:58
If you look like a hillbilly, and act like a hillbilly, chances are - you are a hillbilly. Once a redneck, always a redneck.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 03:41:56
If your a dude and claim you would't hit that. I can only say one word. "FAG"
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 04:12:14
Why the hell is everyone defending her now?! She is not cute. The only reason her boyfriend keeps her around is because she knows how to touch her toes like daddy ray taught her to do back when she was twelve. What. The. Fuck.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 05:56:41
She looks like a chipmunk and has a boyish figure. What is the appeal? What MAN wants to fuck a teenage boy or a little kid?
She is constantly (as her slutty photos show) trying to prove she is a "sexual being" i.e. "whore" why the FUCK would any decent parent let this disney whore be a role model to their young daughter? I don't get it.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 07:19:58
Hey .........you are probably not feeling well because that is how assholes feel. Trust me. Pull down your pants and feel of just one of yours...........See? Feels like shit, right? Do you understand, or do we need to come explain it to you? That is an option, you know.
By nother hillbilly, on April 25, 2009 09:27:11
#54 is definitely a hillbilly cuz whatever the fuck it said, did not make a lick of sense
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 11:46:37
#14, yes.
By Jordan, on April 25, 2009 13:38:31
She's at the age when most girls are getting fucked regularly, so let's not talk about her being too young for sex.
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
By Big Fat Oprah, on April 25, 2009 16:15:19
Just another generation of vacuous bubblegummers that originated with the Mousketeers. Blandness packaged and sold by corporate America to the tween herds, and only number 1 because of the weak state of the music industry and the fact that it's being marketed via a TV show as well. And somebody give her a carrot to nibble on.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 16:42:02
Those beaver teeth are ready to chew into something:Fill in the blank,perverts.
By anonymous, on April 25, 2009 18:23:49
Not only are her Shoulders padded .
By BukkNekkid , on April 25, 2009 19:47:53
Yeah #17 album sales (you meal cd right) don't lie, but it still does not mean talent.
The only people I know with Miley cd's are under 12, yep the under 12's really know talent. (Or marketing????)
By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 01:32:40
Album sales are just indicative of how stupid and manipulable the public is. Fact is, this ugly ass twat will burned and coked out in two years.
By BarbadoSlim, on April 26, 2009 06:20:25
Nah, 62, she'll be pregnant with my little mulatto babies. All I need is one conjugal visit.
By Cousin O.J., on April 26, 2009 11:00:22
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