72 Comments:

1. Very well cast - a lot of strippers are lesbians.

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 06:57:44

2. Why do they always make strippers in movies do some artsy shit no real stripper would EVER fucking do?

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 06:58:39

3. Finally an actress playing a stripper who actually shows her tits.

   By Trax, on April 20, 2009 07:09:24

4. Fuck!!!!!!

   By MistahJiiiizzzzzz, on April 20, 2009 07:09:47

5. How thoughtful! Thanks!!

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:09:59

6. Bullcrap! WHERE ARE THEY?

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:10:17

7. Can't thank you guys enough. I've been needing to get a good jerk going and I think these pictures will work.

   By ijerkoffconstantly, on April 20, 2009 07:15:07

8. Picture 10 is finger lickin good.

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:18:06

9. YYYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!

   By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:18:47

10. Talk about some manly shoulders ... great ass, though.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:21:21

11. Nice ass; tits are nice as well. Cute face. Just as long as she's face down (and silent) & ass up, I'm a happy camper...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:37:28

12. ASSSSSSSSSFFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:39:16

13. fap fap fap fap fap

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:42:17

14. This chick is not very bright; she's just like those idiots rihanna & beyonce. Just goes to show you don't need to be smart to make it in hollywood; you just have to get naked (biel) or blow someone to make it (rihanna, beyonce)...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:53:01

15. Be right back, gotta go jerk it...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:59:21

16. "Talk about some manly shoulders ... great ass, though."
    
    She's the ideal girl for that one "special" fantasy every man has. If you want more than that it's time to cowboy-up, brokeback style.

    By Dr. Phil, on April 20, 2009 08:04:23

17. Yeah, Trax (#3 above), I was gong to say: Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba could take some tips from Ms. Biel.

    By puredog, on April 20, 2009 08:04:36

18. Yeah, Trax (#3 above), I was going to say: Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba could take some tips from Ms. Biel.

    By puredog, on April 20, 2009 08:04:42

19. Well, she's pretty naked. I'm in the group that doesn't find her that attractive, but she has a lot of fans, so happy whackin', guys.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:06:15

20. her face looks like shit, and her tits alternate from looking awesome to looking like implants
    
    what the fuck. talk about a let-down.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:13:50

21. #2: BUHZAIII SHE'S A KRAKEN FROM THE SEA

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:17:14

22. Oh yeah real hot... tits covered with blood. WTF is wrong with you people??

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:19:28

23. That's Patrick Swayze's brother by the way. I'm not sure of his name though for obvious reasons.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:29:10

24. "Don't say I never did anything for you guys on weekdays."
    
    Christ, you barely do anything for us on weekends.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:39:33

25. Gorgeous. I'd love to do her twice.

    By Bill Clinton, on April 20, 2009 08:40:29

26. #6, click on the image. And then you'll see numbers under the picture. 1-11. click on them.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:41:18

27. It's like I always imagined.
    
    
    haha

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:41:31

28. Wow, that guy has great tits!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:44:19

29. Aw man; the thought of Jessica mouthing my tool has got me hot & bothered...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:55:19

30. i no longer need to go watch this movie haha

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:58:16

31. o.O
    
    /fapfapfapfapfapfapfap
    
    I has want more! More titties, more ass. I want up-front tittes, uncovered from her arms.
    
    o.O
    
    /fap?
    
    I can has fap?
    
    Can't wait for the video and then the Blu-Ray version ;)

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:14:01

32. ive been waiting to see this too long. im too nervous to look.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:16:36

33. Where are the full on tits? I hate it when they do the side thing or the lay on your back deal. Show me her tits full on.

    By sushi, on April 20, 2009 09:35:20

34. nice ass... too bad she has no boobs

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:36:26

35. #13... It's candle wax, you douche nozzle.
    
    She is fairly close to perfect. Her waist is amazing!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:37:23

36. #33 - My thoughts exactly.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:43:49

37. She looks like a guy standing there showing her ass big shoulders on her maybe she is shemale her tits are boring nothing hot about her bleh

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:44:57

38. "I'm in the group that doesn't find her that attractive"
    
    Yeah, according to statistics 1 out of every 9 men are in that "group". Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:48:32

39. Fucking hot. Any red-blooded healthy male would agree.
    
    I see the gayboys and heifers have "weighed" in with their opinions too. Free speech, ain't it great?

    By Mark T, on April 20, 2009 09:56:44

40. gotta love the guys that find something to complain about no matter how hot the chicky. Finest ass in the world (literally) and yet someone needs to whine about the shoulders and someone else her face. Get a grip, admitting that you'd have sex with a hot chick does not in any way diminish your masculinity. Finding a flaw in every single woman posted on this website however does in fact make you a homo. I'd most definitely hit this one and wouldn't mind telling my friends about it after.

    By dave, on April 20, 2009 11:05:34

41. Interesting, but unrealistic.
    As one poster noted strippers are not "artistic" and basically do what is necessary to secure tips.
    Like oral love to a beer bottle.
    Biel is a real woman (which raises the question of why she is with a vest-boy falsetto), but she is wasting her time trying to "stretch" her acting chops with this type of role. She is no Marisa Tomei. Her future is playing the Mom/older sister in Miley Cyrus- Selena Gomez films. Or Brittany Spears in a made-for-TV movie.

    By George Constanza, Festivus, New York, on April 20, 2009 11:23:00

42. Amazon has a release date of June 9th, 2009...Yum!!

    By Mike D, on April 20, 2009 12:33:07

43. She needs to call me right now.
    

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 20, 2009 13:02:11

44. why's she bloodyyyy :(

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:12:20

45. thank you

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:23:50

46. "28: Wow, that guy has great tits!"
    
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:26:33

47. Sweet Boobs !
    Thank you VERY much !

    By BukkNekkid , on April 20, 2009 14:13:54

48. #22: It's candle wax you retard.
    
    Also, I agree with #36/33 -- I'd really like a full on, standing-up pic, but I'll take what I can get. It is Jessica Biel, after all.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 14:24:58

49. @16: Whoa, Dr. Phil...speak for yourself. Not every male has that special fantasy. Not saying there is anything wrong if you do but for most of us that's just a gross thought, not a special fantasy.

    By AJB, on April 20, 2009 14:43:20

50. Why does JT always turn his women into men?! (don't answer that...)
    
    Anyway Biel has a FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC ass. The rest of her is...not busted, but not far from. And it's JT's fault.

    By jimmy, on April 20, 2009 15:18:23

51. It's good to know that, 10 years after that Radar photo shoot, she's more smoking hot than ever. Sorry you homos, those tits are perfect.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 15:58:01

52. OMG!!!
    
    Jess has...
    
    breasties?

    By Justin, on April 20, 2009 16:21:04

53. She needs to be naked & silent, on her knees...

    By Biel blows... very nicely, on April 20, 2009 17:32:57

54. OH MAH GAAAAD!!!! i love penis but let me tell you. that girl is smokin' (:

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 17:48:55

55. In the words of the famous philosopher, you know, Paris Hilton: "That's Hot"™

    By Holden Magroin, on April 20, 2009 17:54:16

56. Jesus christ people...it's damn candle wax! I can't wait to get this in blu-ray oly sheeeeeit!!!!
    
    
    i jus came my pants....tissue anyone?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 18:21:25

57. She's tucking it well.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 18:29:19

58. #16 and #38 are still in the closet. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 19:19:55

59. I expected her to be pretty hot...but not really all that impressive.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 20:23:34

60. she has a PENIS

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 21:57:29

61. She's not that bad an actress. She was great in Easy Virtue but I get the feeling not many guys on this website would watch that type of movie.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 00:23:16

62. She makes a better actress than she is a stripper. She's good looking but she doesn't really have the body for stripping. There is a lot of women who are much better looking. Her thing was acting and she should have stuck to that. A showgirls remake is kind of pointless.

    By Nate, on April 21, 2009 01:56:55

63. Thank God she did this while she is still young! guess her Movie Career sucks so she has to shoqw some skin. Adam Sandler was so lucky to feel her boobs

    By vvvv , on April 21, 2009 02:32:02

64. I like it bec I know it's Jessica...but if I was at a strip club I would think it's a tranny.

    By Justin Timberlake, on April 21, 2009 04:59:55

65. I think most of the haters are just intimidated by a woman who could snap your dick off with her ass cheeks. Either that, or they're closet homos.

    By JAC, on April 21, 2009 05:45:05

66. #24, shut up already

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 06:47:48

67. Chick looks like a short wide dude from the back. I like them tall and lean. She does nothing for me, nothing.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 06:55:35

68. Guys who think she's hot have never been to a top grade strip club. Fucking hilarious to drool over her.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 07:00:59

69. This is what you do for us; give us a still photo from a movie? She's just trying to revive her floundering career by getting naked. When nothing else works, that's the answer for some actresses.

    By jaye, on April 21, 2009 07:18:11

70. its funny how so many say she has a big ass but when you see the pic its dissapointing.

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 16:44:27

71. That's the best ass and set of tits I've ever seen on a horse before.

    By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 02:20:36

72. Okay, why do her tits look amazing in the first like 4 pics and then in the last picture they look like squished tennis balls stuffed in a potato sack? She's really not that hot you guys. Her ass and shoulders are really fucking manly.

    By Dank, on May 5, 2009 11:48:20