I'd hit it hard, she's not fully hot like people are saying, but she's a gymnast. That means she could have just one arm and one nipple and still be at least a decent 6.
ugh.... she reminds me of the pillsbury dough boy..My grandmother has firmer looking arms than she does and she is dead.Too many steroids.Does she have a beard on her face?
Todd, Shawn Johnson is cute, in a girl next door perky kind of way. And, her build is that of a gymnast; she's built strong for the all the leaps, flips & tumbling she does. Hot? No. Cute? Yes...
She will have a carreer on the W.W.E for midget wrestlers.Egads she can take one ugly icture.Only way I could hit that is from behind with my eyes shut
damn,she's about 2 big macs away from totally porking out.She better get back in training and stay away from the buffet table if she wants gold in 2010.Looks like in that 1 pic she has a pack of smokes in her hand..what gives?
Holy Shit, what an spectacularly ugly little troll. She should be hiding under a bridge, ambushing passersby. A pre-op tranny, really. I have seen Smurfs with more sex appeal. And why is she wearing my grandma's tablecloth?
She's a cutie. She's got a lot of muscle from competing. At her height it doesn't take much for any weight to show. After the olympics, I'm sure she let herself relax a bit. Lord knows I would.
i'm sorry dude but i'd have to hit it. she is a professional gymnast which means she has little body fat and plenty of muscle control and stamina and probably great control of her muscles around a certain area "think pummel horse". plus she has a sexy look in that last pic that for some reason drives me crazy
Dude she's 17, you aren't supposed to think she's hot - she's a child. A squatty little child with Olympic medals and more muscle strength in her stocky little frame than just about anybody in this country. Cut her some slack, she's cute for what she is - a short little kiddo. And I'm sure she has no interest in having sex with you either.
this is strange because just last night I was watching college gymnastics on cable..now you talk about a bunch of legal fuckable babes running around half naked..good lord..I dont know how the man coaches dont walk around with woodies in their pants.
The girl is 4'10" and probably weighs 85lbs., max. She's an Olympic caliber athlete and your grandmother has firmer arms? Proof that half of you jack*sses comment on here just for the sake of commenting. BTW, Todd couldn't have chosen pictures of her in a less flattering outfit if he'd tried.
She is young and immature and has no fashion sense to her name.She definitly has a major fat gene in her DNA.Guys ..always remember,before you get married take a good hard look at the mom because thats what your going to end up with in about 20 years,If she is a porker leave her daughter to graze like cattle and go find a good looking babe with a good looking mom..maybe a tag team huh?
Her Clarksonian spunkiness and stumpy sphericity seem to make her an idol of sorts, once again mostly to the girls, but this time with a few guys thrown in due to fetishes (gymnast, midget, powerlifter, not sure which, exactly).
#25: "She's 17, you aren't supposed to think she's hot"? Really?
Can you tell me the biological difference between a 17-year-old "child" and an 18-year-old adult? I mean, I understand that there are legality issues (in some states) with the 17-year-old, but calling her a child in a physical sense (the only thing that matters from an attractiveness standpoint) is completely and demonstrably WRONG.
This girl is totally fuckable. Get past the few extra pounds and she would be a fucking athlete in bed. She'd probably squeeze your schlong so hard it would bleed.
she looks fat and dumpy. and that's the kindest way i can think of putting it. and it's precisely because she WAS an Olympic athlete that she has no excuse for looking so horrible. she looks like the woman from Poltergeist. and again, i am being kind.
For the record: 1) she is not fat. she just has an odd/unattractive shape. she is very mascular though. 2) the fact that she is a gymnast is no excuse because gymnasts are usually short and slim like Nastia Liukin. Not short and sturdy (like Shawn)
there is definitly something very primative about her..do not let her take a shower and then after a few days dress her up in an animal skin and man..its just like the gieco commercial .even a cave man can do it...har har har
she's 17 years old...so we can't call her hot...yet. She is cute. 4 foot whatever and thick...muscular thick not fat thick...I'd fuck her silly...on the rings, balance beam or floor...mmmmm flexible. so piss off.
55, you're forgetting one thing. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. She's 17; she could pop out a couple of little coffee-colored kids next year.
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By Dj Nude, on April 10, 2009 06:48:42
I'd hit it hard, she's not fully hot like people are saying, but she's a gymnast. That means she could have just one arm and one nipple and still be at least a decent 6.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 06:52:27
ugh.... she reminds me of the pillsbury dough boy..My grandmother has firmer looking arms than she does and she is dead.Too many steroids.Does she have a beard on her face?
By thecorronakidd, on April 10, 2009 06:54:10
Todd, Shawn Johnson is cute, in a girl next door perky kind of way. And, her build is that of a gymnast; she's built strong for the all the leaps, flips & tumbling she does. Hot? No. Cute? Yes...
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 06:58:06
She will have a carreer on the W.W.E for midget wrestlers.Egads she can take one ugly icture.Only way I could hit that is from behind with my eyes shut
By smallman, on April 10, 2009 07:00:53
damn,she's about 2 big macs away from totally porking out.She better get back in training and stay away from the buffet table if she wants gold in 2010.Looks like in that 1 pic she has a pack of smokes in her hand..what gives?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:07:34
She's got a lot of fasting and purging to make up for, and I see she's off to a very strong start.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:08:17
Eh, I'd still hit it.
By thebig28, on April 10, 2009 07:22:02
Way too much baby fat. I'd like to see her try the pommel horse though.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:24:23
I think you meant to say "Oompa Loompa La La"
By J-Bird, on April 10, 2009 07:27:28
Damn, way harsh. LOL She can't help how she looks, she's a gymnast and have you seen her parents?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:29:16
Holy Shit, what an spectacularly ugly little troll. She should be hiding under a bridge, ambushing passersby. A pre-op tranny, really. I have seen Smurfs with more sex appeal. And why is she wearing my grandma's tablecloth?
By Storm, on April 10, 2009 07:38:23
P.S.--someone forgot to take their estrogen pills...
By Storm, on April 10, 2009 07:40:12
Hey she looks like a little tank
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:49:56
white serena williams?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:50:24
Yikes! Okay, you're right Todd!
She looks like a Michellin baby
By jtg, on April 10, 2009 07:50:26
She's "cute in a girl next door way"??? If your town has a growth hormone problem, I guess...
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:51:13
She's a cutie. She's got a lot of muscle from competing. At her height it doesn't take much for any weight to show. After the olympics, I'm sure she let herself relax a bit. Lord knows I would.
By Dave (not that one), on April 10, 2009 08:04:32
Sorry, I'd pound the living bejesus out of her. She'd have problems walking straight well into the next olympics (which are in 2012, by the way, duh).
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:08:21
thick stumpy ass little midget.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:10:11
Garden Gnome lol.
Watch out, she'll kick your ass!
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:15:00
U R AN ASSHOLE
By SHORTY BEE , on April 10, 2009 08:32:48
i'm sorry dude but i'd have to hit it. she is a professional gymnast which means she has little body fat and plenty of muscle control and stamina and probably great control of her muscles around a certain area "think pummel horse". plus she has a sexy look in that last pic that for some reason drives me crazy
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:41:20
What in the FUCK is a LaDanlian Tomlinson?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:55:47
Dude she's 17, you aren't supposed to think she's hot - she's a child. A squatty little child with Olympic medals and more muscle strength in her stocky little frame than just about anybody in this country. Cut her some slack, she's cute for what she is - a short little kiddo. And I'm sure she has no interest in having sex with you either.
By ashley, on April 10, 2009 08:57:41
this is strange because just last night I was watching college gymnastics on cable..now you talk about a bunch of legal fuckable babes running around half naked..good lord..I dont know how the man coaches dont walk around with woodies in their pants.
By popejohnwhatever, on April 10, 2009 09:36:11
The girl is 4'10" and probably weighs 85lbs., max. She's an Olympic caliber athlete and your grandmother has firmer arms? Proof that half of you jack*sses comment on here just for the sake of commenting. BTW, Todd couldn't have chosen pictures of her in a less flattering outfit if he'd tried.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 09:38:41
She is young and immature and has no fashion sense to her name.She definitly has a major fat gene in her DNA.Guys ..always remember,before you get married take a good hard look at the mom because thats what your going to end up with in about 20 years,If she is a porker leave her daughter to graze like cattle and go find a good looking babe with a good looking mom..maybe a tag team huh?
By tripod tommy, on April 10, 2009 09:42:47
I would hit that muscular booty from the back all day long and imagine she was Brad Pitt. mmmmm
By Barbado Slim, on April 10, 2009 09:55:33
27 - 85 pound??? ROFLMAO are u kidding me??!! hahaha
bitch is about 150 minimum
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 10:01:02
YOu have no idea what you're talking about buddy. She IS hot.
By MPT, on April 10, 2009 10:10:09
Her Clarksonian spunkiness and stumpy sphericity seem to make her an idol of sorts, once again mostly to the girls, but this time with a few guys thrown in due to fetishes (gymnast, midget, powerlifter, not sure which, exactly).
By Dr. Phil, on April 10, 2009 10:16:23
"Fucking her would be like fucking a garden gnome."
LMAO!
And #23 - Being a gymnast has nothing to do with having a muscular vagina you douchebag.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 10:36:30
She looks like a sausage stuffed into its casing.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 10:54:29
#25: "She's 17, you aren't supposed to think she's hot"? Really?
Can you tell me the biological difference between a 17-year-old "child" and an 18-year-old adult? I mean, I understand that there are legality issues (in some states) with the 17-year-old, but calling her a child in a physical sense (the only thing that matters from an attractiveness standpoint) is completely and demonstrably WRONG.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 11:16:09
This girl is totally fuckable. Get past the few extra pounds and she would be a fucking athlete in bed. She'd probably squeeze your schlong so hard it would bleed.
By Cousin O.J., on April 10, 2009 11:40:41
Spread her out and wear her like a meat tarp.
By not medicaded, on April 10, 2009 11:48:01
For all you dumbasses that always say Hayden P. is too short, fuck you. At least Hayden is way hotter looking.
#24 - are you kidding me? Who is L.T.? Ever heard of google dumbass? Ever heard of the best running back in the NFL the last 6 years?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 12:19:20
THATS A HOT BANGABLE BABE, BROTHA!
By HULK HOGAN, on April 10, 2009 12:49:52
Too hot. Gymnast, 4'10", Endurance, cute, 17, What was the down side again???
By greg, on April 10, 2009 12:55:48
She is totally dwarfish isn't she?!
By Vicky, on April 10, 2009 13:41:15
I just read that this chick is 17 years old. So I'd like to retract my original statement and say that I would not hit it.
I'd give it a year or two, and then let the double lutzes and Cleveland steamers begin!
By thebig28, on April 10, 2009 15:26:49
she looks fat and dumpy. and that's the kindest way i can think of putting it. and it's precisely because she WAS an Olympic athlete that she has no excuse for looking so horrible. she looks like the woman from Poltergeist. and again, i am being kind.
By me, on April 10, 2009 15:31:10
follow the yellow brick road!!!!!!!!!
By snarf, on April 10, 2009 15:38:38
not cute at all.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 15:41:41
For the record:
1) she is not fat. she just has an odd/unattractive shape. she is very mascular though.
2) the fact that she is a gymnast is no excuse because gymnasts are usually short and slim like Nastia Liukin. Not short and sturdy (like Shawn)
By pookie poo, on April 10, 2009 18:26:13
she looks like one of those mini pigs
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 22:31:06
She is most definately hot...Anyone who doesn't think so is obviously either blind or gay..
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 02:12:43
I don't know, maybe I'm crazy but I'd fuck the shit out of her.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 03:12:04
there is definitly something very primative about her..do not let her take a shower and then after a few days dress her up in an animal skin and man..its just like the gieco commercial .even a cave man can do it...har har har
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 05:04:04
she's 17 years old...so we can't call her hot...yet. She is cute. 4 foot whatever and thick...muscular thick not fat thick...I'd fuck her silly...on the rings, balance beam or floor...mmmmm flexible. so piss off.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 05:24:43
#48..for the first time I realize that I'm either blind or gay.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 05:42:18
shes a goddamn plain jane fucking midget...makes me want to be both blind AND gay
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 07:39:02
She looks like a sausage stuffed into its casing.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 10:54:29
she looks like one of those mini pigs
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 22:31:06
She is totally dwarfish isn't she?!
By Vicky, on April 10, 2009 13:41:15
thick stumpy ass little midget.
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 08:10:11
white serena williams?
By anonymous, on April 10, 2009 07:50:24
#48..for the first time I realize that I'm either blind or gay.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 05:42:18
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By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 07:48:53
you are all pigs. she is a child.
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 11:17:50
55, you're forgetting one thing. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed. She's 17; she could pop out a couple of little coffee-colored kids next year.
By Cousin O.J., on April 11, 2009 17:11:00
55 - please walk outside and experience real life. Only in backwards midwest hick-ass America is 17 "a child".
By anonymous, on April 11, 2009 18:52:17
That's no child. That girl could be a sex machine.
By Larry Flynt, on April 11, 2009 19:08:23
"the fact that she is a gymnast is no excuse because gymnasts are usually short and slim like Nastia Liukin. Not short and sturdy (like Shawn)"
Too young to remember Mary Lou Retton.
By silver_viper, on April 11, 2009 22:38:24
Here's the thing: She's not attractive, but I'd still fuck her. You just can't win 'em all.
P.S. - I think #24 was the unified voice of all Chargers fans during the last two post-seasons. Bung!
By Dingo, on April 12, 2009 01:17:53
#42 Lutzs are ice skating get your sports right
By anonymous, on April 12, 2009 03:25:43
reminds of me Anne Veal from arrested development.
By anonymous, on April 13, 2009 02:26:00
She's 16. Fucking a car door would be the prudent choice.
By anonymous, on April 14, 2009 13:51:19
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