I guess she didn't want to wreck her skinny figure. It's all she has. Her face is beyond the ugliest in Hollywood. I wonder if they used her eggs? Hopefully not, her genes are so ugly. I can't stand seeing her as a model everywhere, she's no model.
If he's gay, he's got some top shelf hetero working the fashion angle. A fag with glaucoma and chain saws for arms couldn't dress as badly as he does.
Won't some kind, sensitive makeup artist take Secretariat Jessica Parker aside and towel off that hideous grey sludge she always has on her eyes? They're microscopic enough to begin with, and that gunk only makes them smaller. Maybe if Matthew applied it to his penis, it would look so small she'd bolt the barn in search of a real stallion. Then he'd have the colts to himself.
smart man he obviously knows of the elvis syndrone..once a woman gives birth its never really the same.Elvis would never have sex with a woman who had given birth.
This guy really has it togather and we all should look up to him as a model father.They will be fantastic parents and the little space alien will be a happy happy child im sure.The world is a better place today and full of rainbows
I love her/them. I suppose my gender (female) has something to do with it. I am also a city dweller. Granted, shes not a classic beauty but I think she wears it well.
didnt he murder a woman and daughter in some other country because he was too stupid to drive on the correct side of the road..now he cant even get it up... what a tosser
Did " Carrie" get a gold and diamond-encrusted turkey baster to do the deed? Plus was hubby looking at a " Girls Gone Wild " video when he produced "the goods"? Doubt he was watching momma in SIC. His father was a better actor, if you are into old movies. They are only important celebrities on the coasts. On the other hand, they are more interesting to read about than multiple fat arse Kim Kardashian postings.
#12 he was driving drunk in Ireland and hit the woman and her mother head on and killed them instantly. He got a broken leg and ribs and a $250.00 fine. Yes. Two hundred and fifty dollars.
If he's gay then I guess there's a suurogate father as well. If he's hetero then he likes foot-faced women. If he's metro then he needs the shit slapped outta him. If he's alien then that explains everything. If he's Ferris Buehler then he's my hero.
SJP eggs aren't implanted in the other woman. AFTER her eggs are fertilized in a dish(sperm and egg meet and fall in love)they are then implanted into the surrogate's uterus that has been completely remodeled and ready for the eggs to set up housekeeping.
GOOD THING SHE IS NOT GIVING BIRTH ,SHE KNOWS THE KIDS WOULD COME OUT LOOKING LIKE HER AND SHE DID NOT WANTED TO PUT HER KIDS THROUGH HELL SO IS A GOOD THING SHE IS ADOPTING
Because so many other women these days look like reconstructed burn victims with too much plastic surgery, I am starting to find Sarah, with her big nose and white mole unique and attractive. And that is not okay.
I can't stomach that ferris bueller has been reduced to this. He's best friend, yes. but him? What kind of pact with the devil did she do to bag his ass? THIS IS FERRIS BUELLER, PEOPLE!!!!
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Leave Your CommentI guess she didn't want to wreck her skinny figure. It's all she has. Her face is beyond the ugliest in Hollywood. I wonder if they used her eggs? Hopefully not, her genes are so ugly. I can't stand seeing her as a model everywhere, she's no model.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 09:19:37
If he's gay, he's got some top shelf hetero working the fashion angle. A fag with glaucoma and chain saws for arms couldn't dress as badly as he does.
Won't some kind, sensitive makeup artist take Secretariat Jessica Parker aside and towel off that hideous grey sludge she always has on her eyes? They're microscopic enough to begin with, and that gunk only makes them smaller. Maybe if Matthew applied it to his penis, it would look so small she'd bolt the barn in search of a real stallion. Then he'd have the colts to himself.
By Withers McPastern, on April 29, 2009 09:32:34
errr. actually im the surragate father..thank you thank you thank you very much
By elvis, on April 29, 2009 09:41:05
Wow, Elvis lives!
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 09:42:17
smart man he obviously knows of the elvis syndrone..once a woman gives birth its never really the same.Elvis would never have sex with a woman who had given birth.
By call me god, on April 29, 2009 09:43:18
This guy really has it togather and we all should look up to him as a model father.They will be fantastic parents and the little space alien will be a happy happy child im sure.The world is a better place today and full of rainbows
By paitent #256456 calif srtate mental hospitol, on April 29, 2009 09:46:26
They have a 6 year old son that they had naturally so why the surrogate mother this time?
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 10:03:08
I love her/them. I suppose my gender (female) has something to do with it. I am also a city dweller. Granted, shes not a classic beauty but I think she wears it well.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 10:10:30
I guess there wasn't enough horsing around between them?
By Mr. Ed, on April 29, 2009 10:14:26
5, I agree with Elvis and would take it even further. Once a woman turns 18, her whaddayacallit starts getting too loose and slippery.
I only fuck women under 18 -- and little boys.
By Michael Pedobear Jackson, on April 29, 2009 10:15:04
It looks like he got that outfit at Goodwill.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 10:34:24
didnt he murder a woman and daughter in some other country because he was too stupid to drive on the correct side of the road..now he cant even get it up... what a tosser
By creampuffdaddy, on April 29, 2009 10:36:57
eww and eww.
what a perfect couple.
whose the surrogate, octo-mom?
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 10:42:54
Did " Carrie" get a gold and diamond-encrusted turkey baster to do the deed?
Plus was hubby looking at a " Girls Gone Wild " video when he produced "the goods"? Doubt he was watching momma in SIC. His father was a better actor, if you are into old movies. They are only important celebrities on the coasts. On the other hand, they are more interesting to read about than multiple fat arse Kim Kardashian postings.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 11:18:20
Apparently, there is no tax on sideburns where they live.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 11:20:29
#12 he was driving drunk in Ireland and hit the woman and her mother head on and killed them instantly. He got a broken leg and ribs and a $250.00 fine. Yes. Two hundred and fifty dollars.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 11:39:15
If he's gay then I guess there's a suurogate father as well.
If he's hetero then he likes foot-faced women.
If he's metro then he needs the shit slapped outta him.
If he's alien then that explains everything.
If he's Ferris Buehler then he's my hero.
C'MON!!!
By LashaOpshaBinLaden, on April 29, 2009 11:45:23
SJP eggs aren't implanted in the other woman. AFTER her eggs are fertilized in a dish(sperm and egg meet and fall in love)they are then implanted into the surrogate's uterus that has been completely remodeled and ready for the eggs to set up housekeeping.
By Octomom, on April 29, 2009 11:47:32
both are friends. and this is disgusting. get a life.
By FOM&SJ, on April 29, 2009 12:56:58
GOOD THING SHE IS NOT GIVING BIRTH ,SHE KNOWS THE KIDS WOULD COME OUT LOOKING LIKE HER AND SHE DID NOT WANTED TO PUT HER KIDS THROUGH HELL SO IS A GOOD THING SHE IS ADOPTING
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 12:59:05
15, Thanks for pointing that out. I'm gonna tell O to do something about it right away.
By Obama's teleprompter, on April 29, 2009 13:10:45
#20=dipshit of the day
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 13:35:30
I'd rather put it in his ass than anywhere near her.
By Cousin O.J., on April 29, 2009 14:12:46
Because so many other women these days look like reconstructed burn victims with too much plastic surgery, I am starting to find Sarah, with her big nose and white mole unique and attractive. And that is not okay.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 15:01:43
#24 she had her mole removed. Sorry.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 15:43:31
You can tell Matthew is really into SJP. How pathetic of SJP. You can tell he was forced into this sham.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 15:49:42
ya she's not pretty... did u ever see weird science?? she looks like the little nerd boy on there..
and ferris used to be cute, i dont know what happend.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 16:26:07
Right, this will def kill thos gay rumors.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 18:22:14
Lessee, he's a murdering douchebag and she's horse-faced. He's 100% gay and she looks disgusted to the point of divorce.
Those kids are totally doomed. Genetically, psychologically and in terms of how long their parents will be together.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 18:24:36
Love the Marshall Bravestarr Reference !
But that IS insulting to the Horse !
By BukkNekkid , on April 29, 2009 19:37:04
Let's hope they're Nathan Lane's eggs. For the kid's sake.
By Ragno, on April 29, 2009 20:19:16
God damn she is ugly. I'll bet she is absolutely hideous first thing in the morning.
By holy crap, on April 29, 2009 21:19:48
#27 I got old you dumbass, this is not tv or movies ...its real life
By ferris eerr,,,matthew, on April 30, 2009 01:29:57
#22 a fucking dick sucker who likes ugly women
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 06:47:31
did you say stall because she has a horse face...yeah I thought so...
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 07:36:30
I can't stomach that ferris bueller has been reduced to this. He's best friend, yes. but him? What kind of pact with the devil did she do to bag his ass? THIS IS FERRIS BUELLER, PEOPLE!!!!
By anonymous, on April 30, 2009 10:30:33
#34-don't you normally type in all caps?
Oh, and P.S. fuck off.
By #22, on April 30, 2009 13:41:13
You see, this is what you'll look like when you skip school.
By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 08:27:36
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