31 Comments:

1. Dude, we live in the United States, not Russia. Being nuts is not a crime, and you cannot be taken into police custody merely for expressing odd ideas.

   By Dexterbarsinister, on April 3, 2009 03:25:24

2. Not sure if I'd stalk it, but I'd hit it.
   
   Don't lie...you would too.
   
   *door knock*
   
   Oh, Hello Chris Hanson..,why are you...HEYMERNoh1~!!

   By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 03:38:43

3. well maybe if he wasnt so overworked trying to find half price donuts he might be able to spend a little time actually doing a good job.Shawn needs a boyfriend anyways.The wacko seems like he would be a devoted boyfriend at least.

   By serpico, on April 3, 2009 03:40:54

4. She can't do that hand on the hip pose that models do. Her body is too thick, she looks hysterical trying that pose!

   By Ariana, on April 3, 2009 04:00:15

5. It's Alabama. You can be sitting in a car with no wheels up on blocks on the patch of lawn in front of your trailer making out with your 300lb sister and nobody will think there's anything wrong with you.

   By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 04:12:06

6. wow I'm moving to Alabama.

   By chester the molester, on April 3, 2009 04:20:36

7. she does look like in a few years she is going to be thick,isnt that the new buzz word fat unemployed bon-bon eating ophra-watching chicks use to make themselves feel better about being overweight slobs while waiting for the pizza guy to arrive

   By star jones, on April 3, 2009 04:26:34

8. WTF she looks like a troll doll.
   
   Also who the hell dressed her? Pastel yellow is SO not her color.

   By Zach Braff, on April 3, 2009 04:53:12

9. Kristen Bell with muscles

   By Throcka, on April 3, 2009 04:57:14

10. PLEASE NO MORE OF THIS FAT COW.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 06:20:32

11. If that's the dude on the right then he's pretty tall. Imagine the two of them fucking. Buahahaha.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 06:21:51

12. That cop is kinda hot. Not Shawn Johnson hot, but still, pretty hot.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 06:29:57

13. Wow, that video is INSANE. I feel kinda bad for the guy - he obviously has issues. What was up with the cop though... was he messing with him?

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 06:55:24

14. so michael myers had no car insurance and an expired license plate and the cop let the fucker drive away?
    wtf?

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 07:15:26

15. Who let her out of the Lollipop Guild?

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 07:23:11

16. 14 - Thousands of people get tickets for that shit on a daily basis. Having an expired registration is not an arrestable offense you morons. Damn people, stop watching Law & Order SVU...go outside and experience real life.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 08:25:39

17. She looks like Amanda Byrnes sister.

    By Signed, Amanda Byrnes mother, on April 3, 2009 08:58:06

18. she looks good to me

    By steve wonder, on April 3, 2009 09:28:09

19. I'd bang her like a snare drum. She must have amazing muscle control and she would bend into all sorts of interesting positions.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 09:57:12

20. "she would bend into all sorts of interesting positions."
    
    She's apparently very good at bending her arms to shovel food into her mouth.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 10:10:54

21. No hips. No thanks.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 10:26:40

22. Now THIS is the guy that should have married Heidi Montag and been her manager!
    How do you say Hollywood "A-list"?

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 10:27:51

23. She's hot, in a chipmunk-y kind of way.
    I can see her growing up to have a successful cooking show on TV and squeezing out a litter of cute little kiddies with some slack-jawed yokel named "Kevin" or "Red".

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 11:41:49

24. Amen, 23. She is one hot 17-year-old, and what most of the gayboys and idiot girls who yammer about her being fat are forgetting is that chubby girls can be great fucks.

    By Pee Wee Herman, on April 3, 2009 13:19:49

25. Looks like she already got herpes on her lip!

    By Double_R, on April 3, 2009 13:47:09

26. @# 22- No, this stalker guy will be Brittany's next manager.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 14:47:41

27. Put Shawn, LezLo and Slitney into a steel cage for a death match and I guarantee the one who will emerge, looking all sweaty and totally fuckable, is our little gymnast.

    By Hulk Hogan, on April 3, 2009 17:07:59

28. Uh dude....what could he have arrested him for? Show some common sense.

    By Slick, on April 3, 2009 18:50:05

29. She's hot if you're into midgets who weigh more than you do on muscle alone, I guess.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 19:03:57

30. Hayden Panettiere's little sister?

    By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 10:19:01

31. I'll bet Shawn would be the best fuck of anyone of the women on this site today. Not only is she athletic, but she's young and fresh and halfway smart.
    
    Ah know I'd hit that, even if she is 10 years younger than Chelsea.
    

    By Bill Clinton, on April 4, 2009 19:34:29