You're such a pathetic attention whore. Don't you comprehend that NO ONE likes you? Don't you know that you're the butt of everyone's jokes, because not only you're the world's only living brain donor, but also because you'll spread your legs at a moment's notice (and give the world herpes)?
The best thing you could do for the world is just disappear. Go live in seclusion with your daddy's money millions & don't hurt the public's eyes ever again...
I don't think I could fuck her (scared of getting a sore dick), but if I forget who she is and what she has, I think she looks fuckable in this photo.
I wish I could say the same about ANY photo of Britney Spears. I am so turned off to her, you could post a photo of her sucking dick or fingering Megan Fox and I would have second thoughts if I should click on the photo for enlargement. She is disgusting even in a thumbnail form.
Right... she looks hot O.o Granted I am a girl, and straight too at that, but even I think she looks good here. I hate her personality and attitude, but how can anyone say she's ugly?
Paris is pretty hot -- totally average face and a really very nice bod. But I honestly couldn't ever bang that chick, and it isn't just that she is completely vacuous. It's more because I'm afraid of getting some horrible STD that would make my cock rot and fall off. I don't think that's too far-fetched a worry in this case.
Hey #14 (Fred Flinstone) Why don't you save yourself the trouble and lick a urinal cake? Or a truck-stop Glory Hole? Anything you'll find there has been in this bitch's twat a million times over.
this girl is so desperate for attention, she is pathetic, with all the money she has so to speak, perhaps she is just pretending to be rich while she is not, what kind of human being is this? hot? even the alliens have taste and would just spit on her and send her back to her illusion life.
She's a stupid whore. The only way she can get people to notice her (being ugly, uneducated, brain dead, useless & arrogant) is to take off her clothes. What a loser...
What the hell is that shit , flat chested whore who buys her shoes at the PAYLES FOR TRANNYS , a waste of money paying that skank to pose for stupid pictures , the money they payed her should go to that African kid stupid madonna wanted to buy
She thinks she is hot, hahahaha. Whatever you do Paris Hilton, no one is jealous of you, while your jealous of everyone else, because your ugly inside out, someone need to smack her with a shoe on her head and tell her to fuck off, fucking dirty bitch. where is so called looser lover, she swallowed him, looking for a next victim....
Do the terms "NOT RELEVANT" and "DISEASED" come to mind for any of your losers who say "I'd hit that"? Stick your dick in that, and it'll fall off in 2 weeks. Grow up, get a life & get a date with someone who actually has brain cells...
"credit" where credit is due, however, whoever is directing the photoshoot probably picked out the costume. Paris doesn't seem creative enough to come up with this look on her own...
#39: I dislike Paris as much as the next guy, but how does "NOT RELEVANT" have anything to do with whether she is hittable? Will you only have sex with A or B-list celebs, or what? For that matter, what does "date someone who actually has brain cells" have to do with it either?
Saying "I'd hit it" doesn't mean "I'd like to take that woman on a date, have a nice conversation, and make love after some foreplay".
It means "She is physically attractive enough for me to stick my penis in her, given that I won't contract any STDs".
You can see that the threshold for doing the latter is much lower than for the former. I honestly don't see why you have to be so derisive to people.
Fact is, if no one knew who Paris Hilton was, and she was just some girl at a bar who looked exactly like Paris, most people would be willing to go home with her. That's all it means.
She is so out of shape - look at those backfat bulges on that skinny body. And no breasts. There's NO excuse looking that flabby and sloppy for someone with all the money that she has - she can't be bothered to work out?
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By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 12:36:54
If Paris Hilton was brought into the future and cured of her RAGING case of herpes and her RAGING case of being stupid I'd totally fuck her.
By thebig28, on April 3, 2009 12:41:20
Oh Wonky...
You're such a pathetic attention whore. Don't you comprehend that NO ONE likes you? Don't you know that you're the butt of everyone's jokes, because not only you're the world's only living brain donor, but also because you'll spread your legs at a moment's notice (and give the world herpes)?
The best thing you could do for the world is just disappear. Go live in seclusion with your daddy's money millions & don't hurt the public's eyes ever again...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 12:45:13
Is it ok to think she is hot from the waste down cause my penis says she is and I am starting to believe him?
By johnny1010, on April 3, 2009 12:47:00
A waste of oxygen.
By Nicole Ritchie, on April 3, 2009 12:58:50
I don't think I could fuck her (scared of getting a sore dick), but if I forget who she is and what she has, I think she looks fuckable in this photo.
I wish I could say the same about ANY photo of Britney Spears. I am so turned off to her, you could post a photo of her sucking dick or fingering Megan Fox and I would have second thoughts if I should click on the photo for enlargement. She is disgusting even in a thumbnail form.
By bluemak, on April 3, 2009 12:59:16
>If Paris Hilton was brought into the future and cured of
>her RAGING case of herpes and her RAGING case of being stupid
>I'd totally fuck her.
Meh, she can keep the stupid. Just cure the herpes, the wonky eye, and those ridiculously large feet.
By JAC, on April 3, 2009 13:04:46
I'd bang her into the next space age. You are all nuts if you don't think that is hot.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:09:36
where are the Snipers when you need one?
By poonster, on April 3, 2009 13:15:16
blah.
space whore is right.
thats all she does is fuck whatever space she takes up.
so 2005.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:23:28
She's HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
By Fiery Herpes Sore, on April 3, 2009 13:32:31
she's so 3008
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:33:28
Paris IS hot, bitches!
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:34:00
I would eat her pussy all day long...
By Fred Flintstone, on April 3, 2009 13:37:25
When, pray tell, will fate kick-in and subject this useless twat to a fatal car accident? Or meningitis? Or cancer?
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:39:33
HOT
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 13:41:27
Damn right she's HOT!!!!
By MeLikey, on April 3, 2009 13:42:20
NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE NOSE.
FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET FEET.
MAN HANDS MAN HANDS MAN HANDS.
I'd rather have her mother.
By Wench., on April 3, 2009 14:13:22
Right... she looks hot O.o Granted I am a girl, and straight too at that, but even I think she looks good here. I hate her personality and attitude, but how can anyone say she's ugly?
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 14:16:05
She looks like a Chinese penis trap.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 14:16:57
She's a very kinky girl, the kind you won't bring home to mother...
By Rick James, on April 3, 2009 14:34:02
I'll bet she's a great fuck. She's to stupid to say no to anything.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 14:40:35
The planet STD has invaded earth.
By Flash Gordon, on April 3, 2009 14:46:09
Paris is pretty hot -- totally average face and a really very nice bod. But I honestly couldn't ever bang that chick, and it isn't just that she is completely vacuous. It's more because I'm afraid of getting some horrible STD that would make my cock rot and fall off. I don't think that's too far-fetched a worry in this case.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 15:00:41
I didn't know Gordie LaForge kept a stable of white bitches.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 15:14:06
I just like her because of this kind of stuff. She's young and fun. Half a million girls will be wearing those glasses next week....
By Hung Wang, on April 3, 2009 15:22:15
#14, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. Do you want to eat that too??
Sidenote: She copies everyone, Nicole Ritchie and now Lady CaCa
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 15:28:10
she's beyond expired. the sex tape was the only noticeable thing about her.
By me, on April 3, 2009 16:06:04
That was the funniest thing I've ever read the moderator of this site write. "Turn in your penis and your badge"... damn!
Congratulations!
By Shane, on April 3, 2009 16:17:24
Hey #14 (Fred Flinstone) Why don't you save yourself the trouble and lick a urinal cake? Or a truck-stop Glory Hole? Anything you'll find there has been in this bitch's twat a million times over.
Good luck with the herp.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 16:50:28
Paris Hilton is a life support system for a cunt.
By Larry Flynt, on April 3, 2009 17:05:11
Why is it that no matter what cool things she wears, I only see walking VD in a pretty package?
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 17:07:45
this girl is so desperate for attention, she is pathetic, with all the money she has so to speak, perhaps she is just pretending to be rich while she is not, what kind of human being is this?
hot? even the alliens have taste and would just spit on her and send her back to her illusion life.
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 18:29:33
She's definitely hot all right. Hot. Hot and itchy. Hot and itchy and burning. Hot, itchy, burning and covered in blisters...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 18:53:04
She's a stupid whore. The only way she can get people to notice her (being ugly, uneducated, brain dead, useless & arrogant) is to take off her clothes. What a loser...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 19:44:23
What the hell is that shit , flat chested whore who buys her shoes at the PAYLES FOR TRANNYS , a waste of money paying that skank to pose for stupid pictures , the money they payed her should go to that African kid stupid madonna wanted to buy
By give the money back bitch, on April 3, 2009 19:51:33
It's a trap!
By Admiral Ackbar, on April 3, 2009 19:56:28
She thinks she is hot, hahahaha.
Whatever you do Paris Hilton, no one is jealous of you, while your jealous of everyone else, because your ugly inside out, someone need to smack her with a shoe on her head and tell her to fuck off, fucking dirty bitch.
where is so called looser lover, she swallowed him, looking for a next victim....
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 20:02:18
Do the terms "NOT RELEVANT" and "DISEASED" come to mind for any of your losers who say "I'd hit that"? Stick your dick in that, and it'll fall off in 2 weeks. Grow up, get a life & get a date with someone who actually has brain cells...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 20:06:09
I know this site has changed. When people are saying paris hilton is hot... and not cracking jokes. It's sad really...
By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 20:18:46
+1 to #27's sidenote: this is Paris GaGa
"credit" where credit is due, however, whoever is directing the photoshoot probably picked out the costume. Paris doesn't seem creative enough to come up with this look on her own...
By bud, on April 3, 2009 23:41:18
Excuse me, did someone say her body is hot?
She is flat as a fucking two-by-four on all sides, can't tell if the bitch is coming or going.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 01:56:25
paris is a great gal you fucktards and maha tits are hanging out
By brittney, on April 4, 2009 05:55:58
I just love paris ,,she is so real and touchable,,not fake at all..I mean they did give us the statue of libertty
By roanoke joe, on April 4, 2009 06:33:49
How about useless leg spread STD spreading braindead slut? I think that makes a better title...
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 06:56:42
#45 why would u talk about your mom like that??doesnt that make you the same ..please tell us son
By dr phil, on April 4, 2009 07:27:36
#39: I dislike Paris as much as the next guy, but how does "NOT RELEVANT" have anything to do with whether she is hittable? Will you only have sex with A or B-list celebs, or what? For that matter, what does "date someone who actually has brain cells" have to do with it either?
Saying "I'd hit it" doesn't mean
"I'd like to take that woman on a date, have a nice conversation, and make love after some foreplay".
It means
"She is physically attractive enough for me to stick my penis in her, given that I won't contract any STDs".
You can see that the threshold for doing the latter is much lower than for the former. I honestly don't see why you have to be so derisive to people.
Fact is, if no one knew who Paris Hilton was, and she was just some girl at a bar who looked exactly like Paris, most people would be willing to go home with her. That's all it means.
By anonymous, on April 4, 2009 12:38:55
She is so out of shape - look at those backfat bulges on that skinny body. And no breasts. There's NO excuse looking that flabby and sloppy for someone with all the money that she has - she can't be bothered to work out?
Love the shades, though.
By BetterThanYou, on April 4, 2009 14:12:03
The biggest problem with Paris is that she's dumb as a fucking stump. At least I'm not spreading STDs.
By LezLo Ronson, on April 4, 2009 19:32:51
Is she wearing an engagement ring?
By anonymous, on April 5, 2009 02:47:20
#27 exactly!! Fucking disgusting
Nice tall 12 year old boy body
By anonymous, on April 6, 2009 03:02:50
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