23 Comments:

1. "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!" Lindsay added.
   
   "'uge mistake. 'Uge!"
   
   Corrected to native 'giland accent.

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 12:56:41

2. wow... when is the heart attack going to happen?

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 13:40:07

3. I hate all the lohans. Fuck them all...

   By Blowhans suck, on April 2, 2009 13:53:38

4. Here's the problem I have with this family. Their mom is a delusional liar who lives vicariously through her children. She thinks taking her underage daughter to a club is "good parenting". Lindsay used to be a hot hollywood property, but now no one will hire her due to her unable to get completion bond insurance (dui's, rehab, bad movie perfomance, attidute, drinking, drugging, etc). Ali is 15, but looks 30; she reportedly has quit school because she "wants to be a star more than anything". She put out a record that tanked, and has done absolutely nothing.
   
   Is there anything even remotely redeeming about this vicious pack of weasels? I don't think so...

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 14:17:20

5. Maybe she can eat my cock.

   By Worshiper of the Cinnamon Goddess, on April 2, 2009 14:21:46

6. at 22 years and she looks old and used.
   meh

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 15:31:24

7. When I was in prison last year my cellie would suck me off while I held a magazine picture of Lohan on top of his head. It pisses me off when people make fun of her. I love her.

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 16:21:17

8. That old bitch is going to turn the young lohan into a crack whore if she keeps taking her to clubs that are FOR ADULTS you fucking cunt damn where is child protection they should come in and take Ali away from that crazy bitch
   
   that cunt does not care if their daughters are are eating or getting rape in some club as long as they are making money for her
   
   she is a fucking pimp as long as the money keeps coming in she won't care what happens to her daughters , stay tune people lets see what crazy shit happens next maybe LILO goes STEWIE on her mom

   By she is a crazy bitch, on April 2, 2009 16:41:54

9. Enough of the Lohans. Just let them go away.

   By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 17:07:08

10. Wow #5, better make some room. I think there maybe a few homeless guys cocks in the way. Cinnamon, she is not. Dog shit, she is.

    By chuggdog, on April 2, 2009 17:18:24

11. I was wondering that same question #4. Has any of them been to any type of school? Any type of trade to fall back on besides acting, if you can call what they do acting? Graduated? A GED? Some other skill? I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS, ANYTHING?!

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 18:03:21

12. What's with these insane cunts and cowboy boots?

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 18:07:17

13. It's so sad when a publicist has to actually tell people that eating is a normal activity, even if they have to lie about it. And yes, I mean "sad" as in completely pathetic.

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 21:50:14

14. i bet she has the worst breath

    By anonymous, on April 2, 2009 22:16:55

15. I wonder what wacky and crazy things the boneheads who read this crap family memebers do and then sit here and pass judgement on people's parenting skills..Do you really believe all this crap.Get a life and quit living it through IDLYITW.Remember its entertainment people...But it is true I have had my fair amount of ladies pass through my love jungle,,mmmmmmmmmmm

    By charlie sheen, on April 3, 2009 01:24:28

16. bless you my daughter and party to the max

    By pope john whatever, on April 3, 2009 01:31:46

17. #14:
    
    Her breath probably smells like Sam's rotten pussy, Red Bull and cigarettes.

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 02:17:09

18. They go to hollywood high.Which actually is a very fine school.They are taught on-set,or wherever they may be .Like rehab,jail cells ,mental hospitals,crackhouses,bars...you know all the ususal places you find child stars.

    By mary poppins, on April 3, 2009 02:24:17

19. Poor Momma Hohan - It's simple she can't read.
    
    STOP ILLITERACY, NOW!!!

    By anonymous, on April 3, 2009 07:28:18

20. Forget about 15. What kind of mother takes her alcoholic daughter to a bar?
    
    If Ali is still a virgin -- maybe a 1 in 10 chance -- her mother will be auctioning off her little girl's cherry.
    
    "Remember Lindsay when she was still fresh and nice?" Dina will ask. "Here's a chance to pop another Lohan cherry."
    
    That's my mom.

    By LezLo Ronson, on April 3, 2009 09:59:18

21. Red Bull? Try cocaine.

    By Troy, on April 3, 2009 11:16:55

22. If she loses anymore weight Madonna will adopt her.

    By Mr. Ritchie, Corner-Of-The-Pub, UK, on April 3, 2009 14:31:06

23. LezLo is so fucking stupid she couldn't spell "cat" if you spotted her the c and the t. She'd spell it c-u-n-t.
    
    She makes Tila Tequila look like a Nobel Prize winner, but she fucks like a rabid weasel.

    By Sammy Ronson, on April 3, 2009 17:10:09