Geez, who the hell are they kidding telling us Ali just happened to blossom into a C-cup. C'mon, maybe blossomed into 300cc. AND what mother in her right mind would let her 15yr old get implants? Im not knockin them down, but at 15? She hasnt even had her period for 5 yrs!!
yes cute body,horrible face,raspy old lounge singer voice,but all those pail in comparison to the god awfully humongous feet on her,you sure she's lindsay's sis an not wonkey mcvaltrex's
#7, it's called puberty. It happens to young ladies. When I was 14, I was flat as a board, by the time I was 16, I had C cups. Not that I'm defending anyone in this twisted family, but it is possible that she blossomed and got boobs. Happens everyday.
looks just like my sister.My daddy says as long as we keep pulling on them they will keep growing.Did she play the girl in that blossum show ....do you say?
You obviously dont know what fake titties look like. Yes girls blossom all the time during puberty and their titties most often have a soft look as well as a slight drop. But either Ali has very fake looking natural tits or my fake tits look very natural...because they look similar you see. Thats all im sayin.
Nice ass. Too bad she's a Lohan. I don't see what the BFD is about the boobies. She should do some situps because she's gonna be gunt city by the time she's 20.
15 years old and already has her ass hanging out. Is that a real tattoo she has on her bicep? Where the hell is her mom. Nevermind. The Lohans are the definition of "trailer trash".
When I was 14 I was really flat chested. When I was 15 I was still flat as a board. Then on my magical 16th birthday I blew out my birthday candles and made a wish to blossom some boobs overnight. 2 hours of surgery....I mean 24 hours later I woke up and had C cups! Just like that. See girls, all you need is a birthday cake and candles then just make a wish.
everybody was screaming about LL having implants too. Look at her tits now. There is no doubt they are real. Maybe the Lohan family is blessed with the great tit gene. ALI: wear a bra! don't let happen to you what has happened to your sis!
9, was your mom Dina Lohan and did she pay off doctors so your teenage older sister could also have fake tits bolted on?
No?
Then it's pretty obvious that Bald Sasquatch here has implants. Those tits ain't normal because Dina would get any kind of implant except a brain one to make her spawn celebs.
She's got an UGLY face. Her only redeeming feature is her sweet ass. She needs to be face down in bed & ass up with legs spread (after she turns 18, that is)...
No, she's not going to get mixed up with drugs. I'm negotiating to sell her to an Arab sheik, who will keep her as part of his harem, make her completely bisexual and have her bear his children.
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat's a pretty sweet ass for a... 15 year old. Wait a second...
(More please.)
By Jester959, on April 28, 2009 05:01:56
them buns are hanging out for the world to see... damnnnn
By steve wonder, on April 28, 2009 05:11:54
She's pretty but I like dick better.
By Hung Wang, on April 28, 2009 05:25:38
Did you notice baby skeletor looks fat next to her coked out sis? Also looks like the teardrop implants have been stuffed into her chest.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 05:38:50
Looking at these isn't illegal. Just, you know, dispose of the tissues very carefully, don't just throw them in your wastebasket.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 05:45:13
My favorite picture is the one in the middle where Shawn Johnson is floating in the water in front of Ali.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 05:52:22
Geez, who the hell are they kidding telling us Ali just happened to blossom into a C-cup. C'mon, maybe blossomed into 300cc. AND what mother in her right mind would let her 15yr old get implants? Im not knockin them down, but at 15? She hasnt even had her period for 5 yrs!!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 06:03:44
yes cute body,horrible face,raspy old lounge singer voice,but all those pail in comparison to the god awfully humongous feet on her,you sure she's lindsay's sis an not wonkey mcvaltrex's
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 06:26:27
#7, it's called puberty. It happens to young ladies. When I was 14, I was flat as a board, by the time I was 16, I had C cups. Not that I'm defending anyone in this twisted family, but it is possible that she blossomed and got boobs. Happens everyday.
By Stating the obvious, on April 28, 2009 06:34:51
Lindsay was hot at that age too and now look at her so that ass won't last
and WOW #9 C cups nice
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 06:42:27
looks just like my sister.My daddy says as long as we keep pulling on them they will keep growing.Did she play the girl in that blossum show ....do you say?
By popejohnwhatever, on April 28, 2009 06:56:34
fuck those are some huge feet.
someone report her sister giving some douche a BJ just to make life more beareable in NYC. :P
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 06:57:59
we want to make her our leader.We love american girls with big boobies.Capt tripps is coming you americans...be careful and dont breathe
By somali pirate, on April 28, 2009 07:00:37
#9 I don't think #7 gets it. Tell us again what happened when you were 16, but this time do it slower.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 07:07:27
"Stating the obvious"
You obviously dont know what fake titties look like. Yes girls blossom all the time during puberty and their titties most often have a soft look as well as a slight drop. But either Ali has very fake looking natural tits or my fake tits look very natural...because they look similar you see. Thats all im sayin.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 07:18:43
#15 do you have web cam so we can fully appriciate what you are talking about..
By another somali pirate, on April 28, 2009 07:30:10
And those talent shows are the highlight of my day :) Is it 9:00 yet?
By Chantelle, on April 28, 2009 07:34:35
Looks like she forgot to take off the scuba flippers.
By JAC, on April 28, 2009 07:37:34
I read some where that her and lindsey shower naked togather,now thats pretty wild
By beefcake, on April 28, 2009 07:43:58
Nice ass. Too bad she's a Lohan. I don't see what the BFD is about the boobies. She should do some situps because she's gonna be gunt city by the time she's 20.
By iammyfathersdaughter, on April 28, 2009 07:46:48
Hobbit feet.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 08:10:08
15 years old and already has her ass hanging out. Is that a real tattoo she has on her bicep? Where the hell is her mom. Nevermind. The Lohans are the definition of "trailer trash".
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 08:14:45
When I was 14 I was really flat chested. When I was 15 I was still flat as a board. Then on my magical 16th birthday I blew out my birthday candles and made a wish to blossom some boobs overnight. 2 hours of surgery....I mean 24 hours later I woke up and had C cups! Just like that. See girls, all you need is a birthday cake and candles then just make a wish.
By livinginadream, on April 28, 2009 08:21:46
everybody was screaming about LL having implants too. Look at her tits now. There is no doubt they are real. Maybe the Lohan family is blessed with the great tit gene. ALI: wear a bra! don't let happen to you what has happened to your sis!
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 08:24:19
Has her daddy been training her properly? No. That's why Ali is in danger of going down the same road as her sister LezzLo.
Daddy, get involved with your little girl NOW so that she'll like men just like Miley.
By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 28, 2009 08:34:56
I'll burn in Hell for where I want to put my my tongue.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 08:51:30
#23 did you say you blew daddy on your birthday??
By even another somali pirate, on April 28, 2009 08:56:44
#9, it's also called monkey see monkey do...
Ali: "how in the hell can I get in the spotlight like my cool ass sister? hmmm...I know, I'll get some implants!"
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 09:23:54
She should be in school, is she not a junior in high school? Dam this explains alot about that family gene pool
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 09:37:32
I expect the guy from "Dateline" will be knocking on your door shortly Todd.
By Morgan, on April 28, 2009 11:29:22
even if ali was legal id waaay rather do lindsay!
By dude, on April 28, 2009 11:48:12
Nice body, but she could stomp out forest fires with those things!
By Typhoid Barrry, on April 28, 2009 12:29:04
9, was your mom Dina Lohan and did she pay off doctors so your teenage older sister could also have fake tits bolted on?
No?
Then it's pretty obvious that Bald Sasquatch here has implants. Those tits ain't normal because Dina would get any kind of implant except a brain one to make her spawn celebs.
By anonymous, on April 28, 2009 13:47:05
They better not come out to deeper waters...
By Just another somali pirate, on April 28, 2009 15:57:48
There's no way she's a virgin. In that family, she was probably sexually active by the time she was 12.
Of course, when she was 12 she looked 23.
By Sean James Bond Connery, on April 28, 2009 19:44:46
yup, she's got implants. you can see the outline of them in the frontal shots.
particularly pics 3 and 5. but lindz had them that young, too. and since Ali wants to be JUST LIKE BIG SIS, she got them too.
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 06:35:49
I am so sick of this no-talent ass clown.
Bitch can't act, bitch can't sing, bitch hasn't released an underage sex tape.
Why the fuck is anyone paying attention to her again?!?
By Captain Kirk, on April 29, 2009 08:32:32
37, she's dead, Jim. And so am I.
By DeForest Bones Kelley, on April 29, 2009 10:16:20
Lol #30 i was thinking the same thing. "Hi, Toddyunggrlluver69 that is your screen name right?"
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 11:28:58
She's got an UGLY face. Her only redeeming feature is her sweet ass. She needs to be face down in bed & ass up with legs spread (after she turns 18, that is)...
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 14:38:04
She's the typical lohan whore. Skinny, ugly (dayyum, her face is NASTY), fake tits, drunk druggy coke whore & future porn film blowjob specialist...
By anonymous, on April 29, 2009 14:40:37
No, she's not going to get mixed up with drugs. I'm negotiating to sell her to an Arab sheik, who will keep her as part of his harem, make her completely bisexual and have her bear his children.
Sound bad?
It's better than what happened to LezLo.
By Michael Lohan, on April 29, 2009 20:26:58
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