11 Comments:

1. Oh God...there is no justice in this world. When will the rest of the public realize these two are just as fake as Ken and Barbie. Fake plastic, camera-ready smiles. Bandwaggon-jumping on whatever topic gives them publicity.
   
   barf!

   By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 06:51:27

2. The "second wedding" thing is SO LAME. I even include my beloved Tom Brady's second wedding in Costa Rica to that statement.
   I have a relative who secretly got married in Vegas, then had a church ceremony at home - it was a total gift grab.

   By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 06:51:35

3. Ok, so these two are the real deal.
   
   So that means the stripper I was dancing with actually meant what she said to me. She told me she really liked me and eventhough after the $600 tab I owed her she didnt want to take my money. But she's a starving student struggling to pay tuition for Nursing School, and wants to stop dancing so she needed my $600. ALTHOUGH, she promised to make it up to me by asking me out to dinner...and that totally didnt have anything to do with the fact that I drive a fancy car, wear a ROLEX, wore my fancy clothes and travel for work alot.
   
   Now, JUST AS FAKE AS THESE TWO SMUCKS...by fancy car I mean my classic Chevy Celebrity, by ROLEX i meant to say made in Thailand, by fancy clothes I meant not my work uniform and by travel alot I really meant to tell her I deliver packages. OOPS!

   By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 07:02:59

4. She has enter HELL that piece of shit is going to treat her like Chris Brown did what ever her name is ,he will beat her he will cheat on her
   
   and her figure will be lost because he is going to get her pregnant hopefully she is incapable to have kids and that won't happen and his nasty dirty disgusting seed will just come out in a cream pie and fall on the floor
   
   Heide get out of that shitty ass marriage

   By run girl run, on April 26, 2009 07:46:54

5. Staged for publicity, the work of publicists, yawn.

   By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 07:57:18

6. Does anyone else think it's creepy that they look like brother & sister?

   By FemBot, on April 26, 2009 09:48:43

7. im with you FemBot these two look way to similar
   
   plus theyre full of shit - why should we even bother to watch the hills if they're in'therapy' clearly the cats out of the bag now that they married
   
   plus i think the prenup says this marriage will stay in effect until we no longer need each other for attention

   By virgo, on April 26, 2009 10:03:59

8. The guy reeks of gayness on the down low, like some US Senator.
   How long before he's found unconscious in some motel room hog-tied with a 12" dildo up his anus?
   Not long, my friends, not long.

   By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 12:15:31

9. #1, yes yes and YES! Now if only others would recognize their shit-eating grins and bottom-of-the-barrel personalities... or LACK thereof. Music on iTunes--REALLY!? Stop paying these DUMBASSES for NOTHING. They are so incredibly gross.

   By Lauren Conrad, on April 27, 2009 05:42:47

10. I agree with Run Girl Run
    
    He's gonna cheat, he's gonna beat, especially when the paps stop coming around... He's so nasty I hope she's smart enough to not get pregnant, although she did go along with the wedding. What a douchebag, he looks like a strip club kid and I can't stand his agenda...
    
    If she's stupid enough to be his pawn than she deserves to be played.

    By drlala, on April 27, 2009 10:11:51

11. She channeled Madonna circa 'Like a Virgin' for her wedding attire? Classy.

    By anonymous, on April 27, 2009 10:35:42