I don't get it.. did she claim to be a goddess or something? If not, who cares? What's wrong with looking normal? Jesus, I know you're having a slow news day but this is kind of sad.
Those teeth still scare me for, you know, intimate sexual moments. When you meet em in a bar you really should check their teeth out, like they do for horses.
Hey honey, listen the Lord came to me last night in a dream and said Mel, let there be a movie with you, and this young hottie, in which you shall share-ith the residuals. The Lord also saieth you should spend time in my trailer where I might share my " holy fluids" with you. Sounds cool to me, listen you know I'm single now, right? Anyway, have your people call my people, you know?
this plain-why-should-anyone-even-notice-her... boring white bread is always unkempt and disheveled looking...makes one wonder about her hygiene habits really...her time was up years ago...she needs a good scrubbing with hot water and loads of soap
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By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 10:13:11
Haha, I love you Todd
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 10:13:41
I would bend her over and lift that little dress up and bang her from behind.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 10:15:47
OMG!! She looks totally normal!! How can she live with herself!?!
Seriously, in today's society how can a woman expect to be taken seriously if she's out there looking like a normal, everyday woman?
By You're an idiot, on April 21, 2009 10:28:47
Poor Peter Parker.
By Green Goblin, on April 21, 2009 10:41:00
eh she's a hipster. she's supposed to look disheveled, dirty and like she's on heroin.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 10:43:55
I don't get it.. did she claim to be a goddess or something? If not, who cares? What's wrong with looking normal? Jesus, I know you're having a slow news day but this is kind of sad.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 10:48:47
She's not normal. She's uglier than a mud fence.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 11:08:54
she looks normal, what were you expecting, pearls and a gown?
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 11:14:22
Those teeth still scare me for, you know, intimate sexual moments.
When you meet em in a bar you really should check their teeth out, like they do for horses.
By John Bobbett, on April 21, 2009 11:19:44
Hey honey, listen the Lord came to me last night in a dream and said Mel, let there be a movie with you, and this young hottie, in which you shall share-ith the residuals. The Lord also saieth you should spend time in my trailer where I might share my " holy fluids" with you. Sounds cool to me, listen you know I'm single now, right?
Anyway, have your people call my people, you know?
By Mel G., , on April 21, 2009 11:43:08
ack. gag. gross. she's ugly.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 11:44:55
She looks completely normal to me.
By Count Dracula, on April 21, 2009 11:51:20
Wow. Looks like "normal" is the new "ugly as sin" around here. Kinda the same way 300lbs is "not fat!!!!".
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 12:56:49
She actually doesn't look too bad in these pics. She's looked much worse. Maybe she stopped getting fall down drunk all the time?
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 13:13:42
HAHAHAHA a beauty what a lie lol good one Todd
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 13:20:35
Is it wrong that I still kind of want to fuck her ? In the ass, at least.
By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 13:23:35
Come on you fatty, CHEW AND SPIT! What's your problem? DUH!!
By Allegra, on April 21, 2009 13:29:11
i'd hit that any day she's friggin HOT, and those teeth are cute
By dude, on April 21, 2009 14:58:22
Just wish her Top was SLIGHTLY more see thru
By BukkNekkid , on April 21, 2009 19:57:54
No kidding, 19. I'd still fuck the shit out of Kiki with no reservations.
By anonymous, on April 22, 2009 08:47:55
todd. i love you. seriously, your post just made my day. consider this an official proprosal of marriage.
By Todd's BM, on April 22, 2009 21:52:21
She's a real stinker this one.
By anonymous, on April 23, 2009 04:04:33
Todd's already *ahem* spoken for... but I understand your enthusiasm :)
By Chantelle, on April 23, 2009 10:52:28
15:01
By LLemon@30rckplz.com, on April 23, 2009 11:03:21
this plain-why-should-anyone-even-notice-her... boring white bread is always unkempt and disheveled looking...makes one wonder about her hygiene habits really...her time was up years ago...she needs a good scrubbing with hot water and loads of soap
By anonymous, on April 23, 2009 16:09:12
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