Who Wants to Buy a Slumdog Millionaire Kid?

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  1. hahahaha todd is amazing, i totally agree, that father should be beaten

    good news for rubina, tho, I'm sure brad and angelina are always looking for one more to add to their collection

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:00:10

  2. No way, that kid is ugly. $400,000.00?!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:12:58

  3. Shoot, I only have $399,999 saved up. I guess I'm out of the bidding.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:16:37

  4. You expected less from a Muslim? Nothing those Muslim animals do shocks me.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:18:37

  5. I agree with everything you say. If you can't afford kids why have them? Just because your parents did?? Dummies.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:28:20

  6. TITS

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:54:41

  7. screw the kid, can i adopt Mallika Sherawat instead?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:05:16

  8. she is cute! I would buy her!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:09:07

  9. "You expected less from a Muslim? Nothing those Muslim animals do shocks me.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 04:18:37"

    there is a line between being funny, and being fucking an asshole, and on this site, they do a great job of that,
    you're not funny, you're backwards in thinking an ignorrant fucking moron.
    My parents never sold me asshole.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:16:39

  10. I can't believe it took you queers 6 posts to say anything about the TITS. Nice samosas...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 05:47:53

  11. Wheres Madonna when you need her! Maybe this kids not dark or poor enough for her...

    I’m not an expert on middle east religion, but I think she maybe Hindu for you Muslim haters..

    The chick on the botton in great but we will never see those uncovered so who really cares...

    By Hung Wang, on April 20, 2009 06:02:23

  12. wooow that indian actress is HOT!! And slutty!!!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 06:02:26

  13. "Sell the girl
    Sell the girl"
    Her daddy said
    "Not by the hair
    of my foreheady head head"

    By Frieda Pinto, on April 20, 2009 06:25:38

  14. Mallika Sherawat is definitely fuckable. But 2 things:
    1. Nice cellulite on her thigh in pic #2
    2. Perez Hilton milkshake? Are you kidding me?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 06:48:29

  15. Sweet Jebus, that woman is hot!

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:09:48

  16. Makes me mad! He seems to think that any money made by his daughter from that film belongs to him. I bet he has already spent that 2,000 pounds, even though it belongs to her.

    No wonder the film makers are reluctant to give too much money, knowing that these money grubbing parents just want it for themselves.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:22:13

  17. I would WRECK that.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 07:41:05

  18. pretty fucked up of the film makers to leave the kids family dry after making a fortune off of them. i'm not saying selling the kid is ethical, but it's fucked up of danny boyle and crew to leave the kid living in poverty.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:24:06

  19. damn todd! way to break out the righteous wrath there! could we possibly work in skinning this asshole too?

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:32:35

  20. um 2 things - how exactly is he supposed to avoid birth control ?? and they are hindu not muslims.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 08:53:37

  21. #9:

    Perhaps you have too much pent up aggression and you need to fuck a pig. If Muslims got themselves a hobby besides slaughtering infidels, I might have an inkling of respect for them.

    In the meantime, I have to go take a shit. Good thing the Koran comes in 2-ply.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:12:19

  22. Why, exactly, should he be profiteering in any way from her work? She is getting money for HER future, but I guess her father wants it for himself now. I hope he does sell her, because the prospective buyers couldn't be as selfish and evil as this guy.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:29:42

  23. that indian chick needs some spanx. I can see her cellulite and c-scar. disgusting

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 09:46:09

  24. #4 What does him being a Muslim have to with it? Fucking retard.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:08:00

  25. #23. funny you said spanx. that's probably the only thing you do...

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:23:40

  26. woman is hot but not very toned.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 10:53:47

  27. The dad should be hung or castrated so he can't have more kids. I expect the kiddie pervs worldwide went through tons of tissue in excitement over the auction and the young kid's pics.
    I have a toothbrush for Malika anytime she wants to stay over though.

    By Dee. Chopra, on April 20, 2009 11:28:18

  28. No exaggeration, Todd might be the greatest writer alive.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 12:52:51

  29. Is that guy her dad? It doesn't say that he is and the last names are different, I wonder if he isn't some random jerk trying to make a buck or some random orphanage manager/ corrupt social worker abusing the system. I get the feeling her own father, even if corrupt, would want to keep her around and manage her career ala Diana Lohan/ Jessica Simpson's dad, etc.
    People who live in abject fucking poverty will do this kind of thing to survive. It isn't pretty, but it isn't unique to any one culture. Muslim, Christian, if you are starving to death living in a slum and have had nothing but a shit sandwich your whole life, you'd behave pretty similarly I'd bet. Human nature can be really ugly when day to day life is a struggle to survive.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:00:26

  30. We'll pay $1 million American dollars for her. Miley needs a little brown sister.

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on April 20, 2009 13:03:22

  31. well said todd.

    Rubina didn't actually do much in slumdog but stand in the rain/hold a baby/run, but no child deserves to be put on auction like that.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:11:32

  32. #21, I'm not sure about the Koran, but I know for a fact that the Bible comes in two-ply.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 13:55:29

  33. someone should tell Madonna

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 14:01:45

  34. #4: You're a retard. Indians are largely Hindu, not Muslim.

    #5 (and Todd): Children are not necessarily a liability but an asset in very poor countries. Children in poor countries often work, helping the parents with their job or bringing in money of their own. They also provide for people when they get old, like a retirement policy. This is one of the major reasons why countries that are largely poor and/or rural, such as India or China (which is still largely agrarian in huge areas) have such an incredibly high birth rate: Kids don't cost money, kids ARE money.

    Saying that he "shouldn't have had children if he can't afford them" is asinine. The truth is even worse: he is probably selling her simply because she is worth a lot, and not because it is a hardship for him to keep her.

    #18: I agree. Although I would be weary of what her dad might do, so perhaps putting it in a trust fund would be a better way to go about things. Of course, living in a slum until you're old enough to leave is dangerous, so who knows. Sticky problem.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 14:25:06

  35. #4 - you are a jackass.

    If Rubina's father (if you can call him that) is really desperate, why didn't he sell the other kids? What gives?

    ~lucia

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 14:51:24

  36. Screw these kids... plenty of other kids in this world, and the US that are in much worse shape than these...

    By nirto, on April 20, 2009 15:00:20

  37. The producer, studio,etc. should give the kids and their families a fair sum. The movie has made careers and millions for the main actors, producers, etc.
    This piece of sh*t for a father, like all in those countries, was going to sell her regardless of this film or not. Since she was in the film, he can sell her that way. If there was no film, he wouldhave been selling her to a whorehouse. Girls/women are worth nothing inthose countries.


    By Sell sell, on April 20, 2009 15:54:00

  38. #34 - wow, great comment. For another site, that is. You desperately need a stick-ectomy.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 17:12:53

  39. Wow, Malin Ackerman sure looks different in these pics.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 19:23:38

  40. Did you see that article today that Indian men have such small penises that condoms don't fit them? Geez, she'll be lucky if she gets sold off to the United States. All she has to look forward as a grown Indian woman is to eat out of trash cans and get fucked by men with micro dicks.

    By anonymous, on April 20, 2009 20:25:59

  41. LOL @ #40. I found that article hilarious. that is the THIRD time bbc has posted an article about micro Indian dicks. Jeez, those nasty asses don't even circumcise and even then they are so tiny, maybe the foreskin eats up the rest of the dick

    By anonymous, on April 21, 2009 04:05:44

  42. #21 Way to make Americans look like the insular, racist wankers the rest of the world already believes them to be. And yeah, she's Hindu you ignorant retard. God forbid you crack a book and actually read about other countries and cultures.

    By anonymous, on April 24, 2009 16:23:23

  43. wow. i cannot believe you said you'd do something about the father if it wasn't for messing up your fresh manicure. wow. you must have a hard f*cking life

    By anonymous, on April 26, 2009 06:45:22

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