84 Comments:

1. I think Angela used to be very attractive, now she just looks ragged out and skanky. What a waste.
   I hope she is done recruiting new babies, she will have to start tatooing all those dates down her leg.
   

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:13:22

2. I would be happy to light that self-righteous, attention-whoring cunt on fire.

   By Ken Mehlman, on May 21, 2009 06:17:43

3. I believe that Angelina is now regretting the tats. Really takes her beauty down a couple of notches and ruins her statuesque beauty. Makes me sad :(

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:18:49

4. Wow, that dress is a major fail.

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:25:02

5. Todd must have X-ray vision or some shit. I can't see anything through that dress. Her tats, on the other hand, stand out like a damn ad for tramps.

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:32:10

6. Meh. When I'd rather jerk off to last week's Miley Cyrus and Hayden Penitentiary pictures, you've become an old haggard mom.

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:32:34

7. Fuck these two clowns.

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:41:46

8. such haters... Jen you out there? her tats are artistic & suit her completely. She's gorgeous & glowing & with her man. Despite having the little ones climbing & running & yelling all over the place - she can still look awesome! are you kidding?! old haggard mom? ragged out & skanky? whatever venom #2 spit out & the rest of you who can't appreciate this goddess? pleeeeeease... this woman is LOVING HER LIFE

   By gigi, on May 21, 2009 06:47:02

9. She looks like a greasy chicken bone

   By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:47:10

10. WHITE TRASH...so many girls(Jenny)aka whores dykes want to be like this skank. Not anymore....Brad must be going blind, he could do better....WAY better...

    By Hung Wang, on May 21, 2009 06:47:23

11. #6, didn't i see you on with chris hansen on dateline?

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:55:51

12. What is up with those veins?! Is that caused by her past heroin use or what? Maybe she's too thin, it's hard to tell with that dress. At least she isn't wearing black. The lighter hair helps, too. She doesn't look so much like Morticia Adams

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:15:03

13. I HAVE A QUESTION:
    
    does anyone else agree that Brangelina are the most overrated actors ever?
    
    I thought Brad's performance in Benjamin Button was dismal....he wasn't expressive...he made the movie so boring...and the NYT agrees. Same for Angelina in the Changeling. The fact that they both got oscar nominations just showed the oscars are all hype

    By american dreamer, on May 21, 2009 07:19:33

14. Close. Very close. Angelina's metamorphosis is nearly complete. Any day now she'll shove her ovapositor down his throat and lay her eggs in his chest.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:20:23

15. Her forehead is HUGE!!!!!

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:32:26

16. Red lipstick = not a great choice for AJ.
    
    Still smoking hot. Tats make her even hotter. (I know I am alone in this.)

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:03:34

17. lol@ people who diss Angelina's looks. that's so sad, hate her if you want, but don't lie to yourself, it only makes you look stupid. If you don't like Pitt or Jolie or their acting why waste your time on threads about them; are you in need of attention? Seems like that haters are feeling a bit testy today lol. Sad, sad, sad.

    By jaye, on May 21, 2009 08:03:58

18. #13, yes they are both overrated actors.
    
    However, what is not overrated is the slit in her dress in picture #12.

    By thebig28, on May 21, 2009 08:06:31

19. It's the fires of hell that make her "hot" because she is the devil. She has sucked all the hotness out of Brad Pitt with those crip keeper arms and hands. Yuck.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:07:27

20. I see all the fat jealous housewives are out today. Go worship that ugly man-face Aniston because you all sound just like her. Ugly women are always so bitter and jealous when they see a beautiful perfect woman like Angelina.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:20:09

21. lol@ people who diss Angelina's looks. that's so sad, hate her if you want, but don't lie to yourself, it only makes you look stupid. If you don't like Pitt or Jolie or their acting why waste your time on threads about them; are you in need of attention? Seems like that haters are feeling a bit testy today lol. Sad, sad, sad.
    
    Yes, we need attention. Which is why 95% of us who post, post anonymously. Because we crave attention.
    
    On the other hand, jaye, you're complaining on those who are hating on the subject of a post of a site created for the sole purpose of hating. So, here's the attention you so desperately crave, jaye.
    
    Fucktard.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:22:07

22. One of the most beautiful women in the world, but sadly she is aging too quickly. Her features and form are amazing, but she looks older than 33 or whatever age she is. Sad, but people that look good typically look younger than their age not older.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:46:36

23. I think she's still hot but her stylist, hairdresser, and makeup artist should be shot. Ever since she started up with Brad Pitt she looks 40 instead of a incredibly hot woman in her early thirties.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:47:17

24. not hot

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:53:05

25. If you got it, well, you got it.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:12:36

26. That dress is beautiful, too bad she wore it and made it look horrible, not her color at all, and the red lipstick makes her look like a slut...wait a minute..she is a slut! They put on quite a show, fooled the Brangaloonatics again....

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:16:39

27. is that donald rumsfeld in the banner pic?

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:33:41

28. In my opinion Angelina knows how to keep Brad, namely by embarrasing him and treating him, the so-called sexiest man alive, like shit. He seems to eat it up due to his own insecurities. Too revealing a gown and slutty look to go out in a major public event with "your husband".
    Girls, Jen probably was too demure, respected Brad as a person, and did not put him down enough.
    If you want a Hollywood celebrity as against a happy regular guy, I suggest you follow the Angelina model. You should at least get a good prenup.

    By Morgan, on May 21, 2009 09:52:28

29. Yes, we need attention. Which is why 95% of us who post, post anonymously. Because we crave attention.
    
    NewsFlash: Everyone posting here is anonymous, dingle berry. Simply putting in a name like "Vigilante" or "Blingy Washington" does not make one less anonymous than a person who uses "anonymous". D-bag.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 10:02:16

30. @ Gigi #8:
    
    Goddess my left one. How much child-rearing and housekeeping could she possibly be doing when she's either at the gym, on the set or on the red carpet with "her man." Give me a fucking break, you deluded chimp. She's LOVING HER LIFE because she doesn't have to lift a fucking finger when she can BUY her looks and her "supermom" image.
    
    Go pray to your artificial goddess, then. I'm going back to real WORK so I can provide for the family that I shop for, cook for and clean up after.
    
    Fucking US magazine-reading idiot.

    By Ken Mehlman, on May 21, 2009 10:37:31

31. i must be confused from all the e i did last saturday, but i thought you said she looked "hot". angelina hasnt looked hot since...well...its been too long to remember. do the words HIGH SCHOOL mean anything coming from a mid 20s yr old? and that dress looks like shit on her. looks like she's wearing the sheets her and billy bob had sex in way back when they were into blood, knives, and roughin it. only all the blood stains turned the sheets a milky color in the wash. they were washed SOOOO many times the material wore out and it now practically see-thru. my my my...with all that money and no dress. and what the hell happened to her HEAD?!?! can anyone say bobble? is it just me or as her head grows her hair thins? i just cant accept any of this. looks like she forgot to shave her track ridden arms and man hands. look at them mits! they're literally the same size as brad's!!! wowzas!

    By SBholyCrabapplesBatman!!!, on May 21, 2009 10:42:08

32. She always looks to me like some concentration camp victim. Why anyone would wanna fuck that is beyond me. A veiny armed skank.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 10:51:14

33. She looks like she was attacked by Benjamin Moore.

    By Brad Pitt, on May 21, 2009 11:35:31

34. Too skinny!

    By Jealous Fat Girl, on May 21, 2009 12:28:00

35. She's got that hang to her face that her father has, that jowly, trout pouty, flat faced thing that makes her look old.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 12:46:03

36. Crazy Veiny head. That is weird. They make me think her head is going to explode.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 12:54:02

37. she looks awful. the dress and make up make her look even worse and she has the worst body in Hollywood (so thin and pale and veiny). She does not look a day under 40.

    By pookie poo, on May 21, 2009 13:16:04

38. Hot? Angie looks like fucking Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas in this getup. What? You put nightshade in the good doctor's soup again? What an ungrateful rag doll you are!

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 13:18:57

39. #14 - while I disagree with your opinion of Angelina, I appreciate your MST3K reference... :)

    By jimmy, on May 21, 2009 13:58:05

40. gawd..when will Brad come to his senses and kick this bitch to the curb..annoying as hell..

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:09:09

41. What's up with the enormous vein(s) popping out of her forehead?! Geezus.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:16:08

42. MAN SHE DOES HAVE A HUGE FOREHEAD.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:21:21

43. #31.. LOL @ and what the hell happened to her HEAD?!?! can anyone say bobble?..
    
    I was thinking a dum dum lollipop! But bobblehead works too!

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:21:29

44. Holy crap. I never noticed before that she had such a large forehead. But that thing is huge. You're right!

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 16:28:57

45. She is so tacky , to be thought of a glamorous.. Her tattoo alone are bad enough ... (and i don't dislike tattos, just hers look like jail house shit)
    

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 17:20:06

46. Wow...those are NOT happy people.
    
    I don't see one pic in all of those where they actually look like they're enjoying themselves or each other.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 20:24:15

47. That woman must have Botox instead of blood running through her veins!
    # 20, I see all the lonely desperate teenagers are out today too. Grow some hair on your little balls and get a real girlfriend before posting crap.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 21:31:39

48. jealous jealous jealous lol

    By pat, on May 21, 2009 23:30:31

49. Trying to put on a united front I see. Oh well, it'll be over soon.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 23:31:06

50. Oh God, can't anybody help her? She obviously can't see the wall she's about to hit.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 02:02:52

51. NewsFlash: Everyone posting here is anonymous, dingle berry. Simply putting in a name like "Vigilante" or "Blingy Washington" does not make one less anonymous than a person who uses "anonymous". D-bag.
    
    Which makes the original complainer an even bigger fucktard and you the defender of fucktards.
    
    Now, return your head to your ass on your never ending quest for knowledge.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 03:08:44

52. I have always thought that she looked imbalanced and disturbed. She looks lost in these photos peering through those intense eyes. I fear that Pitt has made a terrible mistake by entangling himself with this woman. He went for the quick excitement of the hot bed of a beautiful siren. This marriage is doomed to dash upon the rocks.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 03:35:02

53. I still think she has the potential to be as gorgeous as she was about 5-7 yrs ago.
    She needs a tan, more natural make up, side bangs of some type to make her forehead softer and more fitted clothes (this fits her arms and shoulders all weird) She was in her early thirties when she was super hot (like when Mr and Mrs. Smith was about to come out) so she could still pull it off now. She just needs a new stylist is all.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 04:35:56

54. Such a waste.. this wonam used to be exceptionally beautiful.. now she looks all used up and at least 45 yrs old..
    
    See, kids, this is what drugs do to you. Just say no! haha.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 05:33:23

55. I saw her up close earlier this year, & I can say I don't get at all where the beauty is that all these gossip bloggers see in her. Her skin is unbelievable unattractive in person. Dead white, and covered with huge pale brown moles, huge pale black tats, and huge scary veins. She has way more lines than a healthy person her age should have and she is on her way to Harrison Ford-type naso-labial folds on her face. Honestly, in the industry, I don't know anyone who thinks she is beautiful. We are all just astounded that her flacks have been so successful in convincing the world at large that she is.

    By Barry, on May 22, 2009 09:34:21

56. Dick Cheney should waterboard her. Thats all I am saying about that.

    By Billy Bob, on May 22, 2009 10:23:42

57. You always hear about her big lips, but what about that forehead?!?

    By Tiiko, on May 22, 2009 11:02:34

58. Old, gaunt, harsh, and plastic.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:18:41

59. Seriously, why does this site continue to claim she's hot? Are you looking at the pics you posted, or remembering pics from 2002?

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:32:53

60. Seriously, why does this site continue to claim she's hot? Are you looking at the pics you posted, or remembering pics from 2002?

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:32:57

61. #59 and #60 is a rabid fucking idiot...that being said, I would sell my soul to lucifer for 5 minutes with the hotness that is angelina jolie...I can't say more than that because I can't fucking breathe from all the stinking putrid hatred and crushing jealousy oozing out of the pores of the various homos, fat lard asses, homely, unfuckable unwashed cunts that have posted before me

    By hello , on May 22, 2009 15:29:48

62. Her dress is gorgeous, but how many more tattoos can she get? Yuck.

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 16:34:07

63. damn she's looking old and worn out.

    By chris from vancouverBC, on May 22, 2009 17:32:23

64. Please Please Please! Can't we just put Angelina into a cage with Jennifer and put it on Pay per View? Proceeds can go to pay Calefornya's debt off.

    By Arnold S, on May 22, 2009 17:53:00

65. Angelina would be hot if she hadn't ruined her body with those ugly-ass tramp stamps. Same goes for Megan Fox. Both are slutly whore bitches!

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 18:00:06

66. wow, 'Ken Mehlman' seems so pissed... what's happening in his/her life to display such malcontent? lol [btw, if you must know, the only mags I read are architectural ones & italian vogue, so... whatev... I love MY job too & I'm certain I make more of a difference - so you're welcome :)

    By gigi again, on May 22, 2009 18:33:08

67. does anyone else not notice that huge vein on her forehead???????!!!!?!?!?!?

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 22:55:20

68. I think the red lipstick looks great on her, she should wear it often. I know women with full lips are supposed to look better without bold colors, but I love the red on Angie.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 00:04:44

69. She is GORGEOUS.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 04:03:14

70. # 35 she does have some of her dad's face in her. Too bad she didn't completely inherent her mother's face, her mother was way better looking. Even when she was older and dying of cancer, she surpassed her daughter in the looks department.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 04:23:03

71. She looks ridiculous, and that hair looks like she just climbed out of bed..and the red lipstick..Please..they put on a great show tho...

    By someone, on May 23, 2009 05:52:27

72. Brad you don't need this Papi!
    Forget the drama. I got tons of kids and would give you 35 more.

    By OctoMommie, on May 23, 2009 09:59:54

73. I dunno man.... age catches up to everyone and she is looking kind of beat. It's a shame because she was grade-AAA at one time. Brad needs to get the hell out before she adopts the rest of Africa.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 12:45:58

74. she looks far from hot, her skin is pasty and she has no muscle tone, she has looked much better in the past.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 13:17:16

75. @ #66 Gigi:
    
    Italian Vogue: THAT's fucking deep. Deeper than Harper's. Deeper than The Paris Review. At least that's what one of the cancer patients I work for told me.
    
    You're deluded. Wake up and smell the pavement.

    By Ken Mehlman, on May 24, 2009 00:37:48

76. Eww she is skinny and flabby at the same time, how?????
    She looks very rough and unhealthy.
    I don not know about some of you peoples eyesight, nothing hot or gourgous in that pic.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 03:56:17

77. I love the dress. And I would usually fall in the "brangaloonie" category, but she does look a little haggard and tired in these pictures. It pains me to say it, but it's true. Looks like someone tried to apply some fake bake to her to make her less pale, and it looks like shit. She looks pissy, like maybe Brad stepped on the hem of her dress or something. Brad looks good. But my beloved Angelina, is not looking her best here.

    By Willa Dodge, on May 24, 2009 05:10:06

78. #75 ken mehlman wake up and smell the rotting decaying stench of death around you...shut the fuck up cow no one cares if you work with cancer patients it doesnt make you mother fucking theresa...you dont make any more difference in this shit than anyone else and the fact you mentioned what you do shows what a smug self-serving twat you are

    By go on lash out you know you want to , on May 24, 2009 06:01:15

79. Yikes! She is looking tired and haggard. All that ink makes her look like white trash, no better than the trashy bitches that hang out at my neighborhood bar. Yeah, white trash. I would know!

    By Trailer Trash, on May 24, 2009 13:45:00

80. Angelina has never had a great figure, bitch has no ass, no hips, disgustingly skinny legs and huge feet... the only thing that really helped her were her fake boobs and attractive face which she had work done as well.....c'mon people don't believe the hype.....

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 14:04:53

81. I don't care what anyone says. She and Brad owned that carpet. They were both smokin. I just don't understand the need some people have to contantly point out how much they don't like her or him. Stay off their threads then. Angie has had those tats (most) before Brad. People only seemed to have a problem with them when she and Brad got together. Sad. She is still an amazingly beautiful woman.. Brad is still sexy as hell.
    
    Ok attack me now.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 12:06:21

82. Cock.

    By Angry Bob, on May 25, 2009 13:38:28

83. she's a phoney, too skinny, all sex, no love.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 10:31:26

84. some of these comments are hilarious.& some of them are just ugly which they are not.
    i loved her shoes.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 18:29:21