38 Comments:

1. Shit, at first I thought it might've been one of those self-cutting mishaps. Part of the risks of being a dweeby goth.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:11:51

2. Translation: Bitch hasn't eaten in a week and when she had to say more than three lines of dialogue she passed out from the stress.

   By thebig28, on May 29, 2009 12:18:31

3. She's hot with black hair.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:36:10

4. She'd be smoking hot even if she did have a gaping head wound. I mean, really. What can she possibly see in that little purse dog, Brad Pitt. Oh MAN - THAT'S what's wrong with her - she has BAD TASTE IN MEN! Otherwise, she's freakin' perfection. Hey, wait... if she has Bad Taste In Men Syndrome, that means I might have a chance!!!

   By OhPleaseMary, on May 29, 2009 13:20:27

5. Maybe a lip got caught in the elevador door again...
   She is lookin good....agreed #3...#4 come on now!....

   By Hung Wang, on May 29, 2009 14:45:14

6. #1 and #2, haters much?

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 15:34:06

7. rushed to the hospital for a scatch on the head, how lame. Though angelina was supose to be a bad ass, bony ass more like it. Go away angelina, quit making movies and spend time with your kids.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 15:43:42

8. Jon Voight with a wig. And still beyond bangable.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 15:56:23

9. thebig28, Britney eats 10 sub sandwiches a day. Maybe she is more your type of women.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 16:18:18

10. Give yourself some credit, Todd. Sneakin' into that morgue would absolutely impress Angelina (dead or not). She would be totally into it.

    By RaraAvis, on May 29, 2009 16:59:38

11. She's looking pretty haggard in those pics. She used to be pretty hot, especially when she played the crazy chick in Girl, Interrupted. Too bad.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 17:06:09

12. I doubt that a blow to her head would do much damage.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 17:29:39

13. Don'y anyone pretend she isn't gorgeous

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 19:03:54

14. hmmmm ... maybe she has been on a caffeine and coke diet
    
    (not the soda)

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 20:38:24

15. My sperm has magic qualities. I'm ready to rub it all over her if that is what it takes to save her.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 21:03:18

16. She's looking pretty goddam awful if you ask me. Octomom with crow's feet.

    By stickynose, on May 30, 2009 01:30:43

17. omg! shes eating again! very good angelina

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 03:00:39

18. Meh. Starting to look a little rough to me. She's an over rated pretentious cunt with wrinkles.

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 07:46:08

19. Angie looks a whole hell of a lot hotter with black hair. She's been looking totally 'meh' with that boring-ass brunette she's been sporting the past few years.

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 08:29:09

20. Hotter than Megan Fox. Period.

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 08:43:28

21. She was in the hospital for like 5 minutes..so please Brangaloonies, don't self destruct!

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 09:19:08

22. ick..she's rough looking. go home and spend some time with your kids bitch.

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 10:11:40

23. Why do people feel the need to constantly push how hot she is? It is not convincing anyone. Anyone with eyes can see she looks like crap.
    
    James Haven is that you doing your daily sister worship online?? Does she pay you?

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 11:01:25

24. agree with #8, the older she gets the more she looks like jon voight.
    
    

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 11:04:18

25. wow im glad she didn't DIE BITCH DIE DIE DIE.

    By Jen , on May 30, 2009 11:11:00

26. Finally!

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 11:39:42

27. Jennifer Anniston can sit back and enjoy Brad's life imploding around him. Jolie looks like a real nutcase to me. I thought Pitt was in for a turd ride based on what I read about her Billy Bob Thornton blood neck vial. The chick is a tramp with those cheap tattoos. I would like to have those big lips vacuum my rod at the Motel 6 but that's about all she's good for if you ask me.

    By Iraqi Rectum, on May 30, 2009 16:15:58

28. She's good enough for Billy Bob Thortnon...

    By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 21:32:29

29. If she was injured on-set, the producers would insist that she be checked out at hospital (I'm pretty sure that's a contractual obligation). So all you whiners can STFU. Also, I'm a girl and I'd do her.

    By Red Cat, on May 30, 2009 23:00:08

30. Angelina fucktard: go away.
    Your intermittent comments saying how hot she is and attacking other posters for not agreeing will have no effect here.

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2009 00:22:09

31. but I imagine sneaking into a morgue with wine and a mix tape would be somewhat difficult.
    
    
    That made me laugh a LOT. Also, I wonder if I'll run into you while I'm sneaking in there, too. I wonder if DP is easier on a corpse? I'm willing to find out.

    By jimmy, on May 31, 2009 05:10:02

32. I think after the whole Natasha Richardson thing, no one is going to take a head injury lightly, even if it was just a minor bump.

    By Think About It, Idiots, on May 31, 2009 07:58:52

33. meh
    
    the new gray hair on my sack is bigger news than this

    By tbone, on May 31, 2009 11:48:01

34. shes fine...therefore by royal decree I allow her to stay basking in the limelight

    By emperor ming, on May 31, 2009 14:15:55

35. Damn!
    Why can't Ross, I mean Brad, get her Natasha Richardson's ski instructor?

    By "Jen ", on May 31, 2009 15:30:43

36. according the the wiki bible of brangaloonies, saints don't die

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2009 17:14:17

37. Why? Did she party with Chris Brown?
    Secondly,who cares?

    By anonymous, on June 2, 2009 13:07:31

38. So that's what happened to her face!

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 06:37:46