What the fuck? This has GOT to be a joke! I refuse to believe that ANY woman, is retarded enough to forget that she's MENSTRUATING! If this is true, she would no longer be considered functionally retarded, she would be considered 100% RETARDED!
Well hate to burst your bubble Todd, but shit like that happens to us women ALL the time, its nothing new, and really if everyone wasnt so busy trashing her all the time I dont think anyone would care. Honestly its not like we get a freakin message every month tell us when EXACTLY we will be getting our periods, sometimes it just comes.
Um, as a woman, I understand that sometimes "accidents" happen. BUT, I also know that you don't "forget" that you are on your period. You just don't. Also if you are putting on someone elses clothing you take steps to make sure that these accidents don't happen. She's fucking nasty.
#4 actually i don't think it happens all of the time. i seem to get these things called 'cramps' right before i get my period, which is a pretty good sign since it feels like someone is squeezing my insides as hard as they can. britney is a fucking retard. there is no woman on this earth that just randomly starts bleeding without pain. and it's not like it pours out. todd, good job.
Yo #4, most women have some kind of biological signals beforehand - cramps, backache, achy vagina, achy breasts, and other fun stuff.
And seriously I wouldn't be shocked if this ugly swamp skank DID that. I mean she ran around with no panties on her period, showing off her bloody vagina. Obviously hygiene is not her strong point. and she doesn't care if she gets blood and ooze and tissue all over. This is a woman who changed her kid's crappy diaper on a restaurant table.
April 28th was the tampon string, now May 28th, this happens. On June 28th, maybe she'll leave a slug trail down the kiddie slide in a Burger King playland. At least we know she's pretty regular...
I really think its a form of passive aggressive behavior. that's the first thing a woman would think about when putting on any fancy clothing, let alone couture.
This reminds me of the Vogue magazine shoot with her, when she was eating greasy fried chicken while wearing coutre clothing. She wiped her greasy hands on the clothing (ruining them), then picked up her dog's poop with it. Then, after she'd wrecked the photo spread, she had the audacity to steal the dresses (over $10,000 worth of clothing). Also reminds me of that time that she was out media whoring, and she pulled up her dress to reveal her bloody maxipad. YUCK.
She is a in-bred, hillbilly retard with no sense of hygene. Disgusting white trash...
Not every woman gets mind numbing cramps or sure-fire physical symptoms before they get their period. Not trying to defend Britney, because she IS pretty stupid, but let's not generalize. Come on, ladies. Mine doesn't come on the exact same day every month and, as much as I try to always be prepared, I'm not. And neither are you, or you're lying.
If the abortion story of last week was true, it's possible she'd have spotting. Then again, if the abortion story were true, she wouldn't have been using a tampon last month.
#4 spewed forth: "Honestly its not like we get a freakin message every month tell us when EXACTLY we will be getting our periods, sometimes it just comes."
Umm, buy a calendar. There's a pretty good chance it will come on or around the same time it happened last month, and the month before that...
If you have any sense at all you can just mark on your calendar when you get your period. Then, the next month you know when it is coming again. I know, its like fucking rocket science. It is true it could come any time that week, but come on at least wear a pantyliner or something. That's just disgusting. I can't believe any woman would not have the sense to think of this knowing she will be trying on expensive clothes that don't belong to her. That's foul and so dumb it's almost as if she is an infant.
#8 and #9 are right. It doesn't just start flooding in the middle of the goddamn day. Hell, even if you're highly irregular (cycle-wise) the first day is usually really light as a warning. If this was heavy enough to seek through CLOTHING, then it couldn't have been the first day and the bitch had to know she was on her period.
#4, if you are a woman, you must be as retarded as Britney. This bitch should have her uterus ripped out. And why the fuck do magazines keep doing photoshoots with this chick?!
It's pointless to argue periods because every girl's is different. My sister once had hers for 3 months straight, while I went 5 years without one single cycle. Everyone is (very) different. And the pill causes big changes, too. Turned me into a completely different person (not for the better).
One thing is not debatable: Britney Spears is unhinged.
Look, I agree with all of us except those who say,they never know when as if you are going to get a sneezing spell. Yeah, it might just happen, but light at first. But you keep pantyliners. You feel a lil wet if you do not have cramps, etc. . Mark a calendar. Keeping some little friends in youir handbag is always a must. My grandmom is 75 and while that ended 40 yrs. ago, she still wears pantliners she says for cleaniness. That is an old woman who just wants to make sure no lil discharge of urine or moisture,sweat, is not dealt so it is on her pantyliner and not her panties. GThrow awy. Put on a new fresh pantyliner.Once again, this is an old woman. Brintey is just nasty. Ignorant. That is a nasty girl.
You guys are as stupid as Britney is. Invest in a calander? Give me a break; periods can be early, late or just completely irregular. Oh, and guess what: not everyone gets signs every single month. Btw, Todd... a lot of the time girls don't just *know* that they're bleeding until they use/check in the bathroom.
anyone that knows exactly when they will bleed, and/or gets warning beforehand, and/or doesn't start in a flood is lucky enough not to know any other situation...I guess they assume everyone else in the female world has the same happy hormonal regularity and function. It just ain't so.
Not that I'm defending Britney, cuz if you're trying on fancy stuff, you take precautions...not to mention the two dresses she ruined in a photo shoot by wiping her greasy hands after eating fried chicken. THAT you can predict...
Did everyone miss the words "MIDDLE OF HER PERIOD" in that post? WTF are you nattering on about the start of one when the story clearly states that she forgot she was IN THE MIDDLE OF HER PERIOD.
There's a massive difference between the beginning of one's period and the middle of it. You can be totally uncertain of the exact date and time of the start of each period but for the love of Zombie Jesus, YOU DON'T FORGOT YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR PERIOD.
Again. MIDDLE OF PERIOD. Not start of period. MIDDLE. As in...a few days INTO THE DAMN PERIOD.
# 4 You are nasty!!! You need to start carrying around a couple of maxi pads in your purse! Please, a woman knows when she's bleeding, and when it's getting ready to start. You know, the bloating, the mood swings, the cramping, etc. This doesn't happen all the time to most women, only Britney and you. So you like to have blood running down your legs?
35: i wonder how clean the vagina would be after wearing a pantyliner 24/7.... they definately are not breathable 39: "middle of her period" was todd pulling shit out of his ass. the actual quote does not say that it was specifically the "middle of her period", which is why todd is looking foolish right now because it is pretty assumable that she just got it then
#8 perioods can become irregular due to stress, anxiety or anything else like that. it can come early or late... and ALOT of women dont get signs... and if they did get a little bit of a cramp they might be rushing for tampons all the time when it could just be something they ate... jeez yous all need to calm down... is it even that important ??
She grew up in banjo county louisiana where they use swamp rats for tampons. She pobably ran out of them and got confused in the local drug store because although tampax have little white tails, they don't have little eyes and ears and you don't have to shoot them first and get your bloodhound to fetch them for you.
#35 her,ISAID shge keeps pantyliners. Idid not sayshe wears on for 24/7. PantylinERSSSSSS!!! Reread my post. Obviously , you must be in Britney's world and do not know youummm, throw those things away like hourly or so if dirty, smelly, etc. I said my old grandmother keeps panyliners in her purse .For what? For throwing away the old and putting on the new one. THere are som nasty a** girls here.
#39, I did not go backand reread Todd's post. Iwillnow. "Middle of her period," is waydifferent fromthe start or after. BTW, After,youstill keep cleanpantyliners inyour purse and change those when soiled. After that time, there is still discharge.
51: "My grandmom is 75 and while that ended 40 yrs. ago, she still wears pantliners she says for cleaniness." Earlier you said she wears them. Does she wear them or carry them around in her purse and wait to put them on for when she instinctively *knows* she will discharge? Besides, panties are what discharge is for. Wash your underwear daily and you will be fine.
By all means, wear pantyliners. But if you always have a pantyliner on, despite changing it regularly, it is not breathable!
"I did not go backand reread Todd's post. Iwillnow. "Middle of her period," is waydifferent fromthe start or after." Does anyone know what this means?
She is a complete idiot and a dolt! Just goes to show all the boys just luved them some Shittney cause she's soooo beautiful and smart but guess what she's not that hot w/ out her fake hair, nails, tan, air bushed photo shopped pics so you guys are stuck w/ this stupid piece of garbage! She's like VD she won't go away.
#41 - you are obviously not a woman so how would you know whether women know if they are bleeding or not? Also it does arrive unexpectedly for many women at one point in their lives and you denying it just makes you look dumb.
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By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 07:24:05
Licking that bitch's clit would be my waterboarding.
By thebig28, on May 28, 2009 07:26:46
What the fuck? This has GOT to be a joke! I refuse to believe that ANY woman, is retarded enough to forget that she's MENSTRUATING! If this is true, she would no longer be considered functionally retarded, she would be considered 100% RETARDED!
By I puked on the Keyboard, on May 28, 2009 07:30:25
Well hate to burst your bubble Todd, but shit like that happens to us women ALL the time, its nothing new, and really if everyone wasnt so busy trashing her all the time I dont think anyone would care. Honestly its not like we get a freakin message every month tell us when EXACTLY we will be getting our periods, sometimes it just comes.
By its does happen, on May 28, 2009 07:43:02
Um, as a woman, I understand that sometimes "accidents" happen. BUT, I also know that you don't "forget" that you are on your period. You just don't. Also if you are putting on someone elses clothing you take steps to make sure that these accidents don't happen. She's fucking nasty.
By Woman, on May 28, 2009 07:43:10
She is mentally retarded so nothing she does surprises me.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 07:58:53
This bitch is always bleeding.
By britneyisanotalentasclown, on May 28, 2009 08:02:53
#4 actually i don't think it happens all of the time. i seem to get these things called 'cramps' right before i get my period, which is a pretty good sign since it feels like someone is squeezing my insides as hard as they can.
britney is a fucking retard. there is no woman on this earth that just randomly starts bleeding without pain. and it's not like it pours out.
todd, good job.
By a FEMALE, on May 28, 2009 08:04:43
Yo #4, most women have some kind of biological signals beforehand - cramps, backache, achy vagina, achy breasts, and other fun stuff.
And seriously I wouldn't be shocked if this ugly swamp skank DID that. I mean she ran around with no panties on her period, showing off her bloody vagina. Obviously hygiene is not her strong point. and she doesn't care if she gets blood and ooze and tissue all over. This is a woman who changed her kid's crappy diaper on a restaurant table.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 08:07:00
cankles, #1
By Storm, on May 28, 2009 08:19:33
Even I knew when she was going to have her period again, remember? April 28 is when she was onstage on the rag... dumb bitch.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 08:26:57
April 28th was the tampon string, now May 28th, this happens. On June 28th, maybe she'll leave a slug trail down the kiddie slide in a Burger King playland. At least we know she's pretty regular...
By Britney's OB/GYN, on May 28, 2009 08:33:52
I really think its a form of passive aggressive behavior. that's the first thing a woman would think about when putting on any fancy clothing, let alone couture.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:00:01
Oh SLUTney...
This reminds me of the Vogue magazine shoot with her, when she was eating greasy fried chicken while wearing coutre clothing. She wiped her greasy hands on the clothing (ruining them), then picked up her dog's poop with it. Then, after she'd wrecked the photo spread, she had the audacity to steal the dresses (over $10,000 worth of clothing). Also reminds me of that time that she was out media whoring, and she pulled up her dress to reveal her bloody maxipad. YUCK.
She is a in-bred, hillbilly retard with no sense of hygene. Disgusting white trash...
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:08:32
Britney is 'tarded. Maybe I can marry her.
By Sean I Am Sam Penn, on May 28, 2009 09:23:17
# 4 it doesn`t happen "all the time" and it certainly shouldn`t happen, even if you have irregular period, jackass. How old are you, 13?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:29:26
That banner photo is the last thing a guy sees before he contracts herpes.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:32:23
At least we know she's not pregnant again, ew.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:38:35
Period blood makes good lube.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:39:28
Not every woman gets mind numbing cramps or sure-fire physical symptoms before they get their period. Not trying to defend Britney, because she IS pretty stupid, but let's not generalize. Come on, ladies. Mine doesn't come on the exact same day every month and, as much as I try to always be prepared, I'm not. And neither are you, or you're lying.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 09:57:05
Gross; stay out of shark infested waters, Brit. Damn, Brit used to be sooooo fine; I used to bust a nut every time I'd watch her Toxic video.
By spikewebbe, on May 28, 2009 10:22:16
If the abortion story of last week was true, it's possible she'd have spotting. Then again, if the abortion story were true, she wouldn't have been using a tampon last month.
By Cubs Fan, on May 28, 2009 10:30:33
#4 spewed forth: "Honestly its not like we get a freakin message every month tell us when EXACTLY we will be getting our periods, sometimes it just comes."
Umm, buy a calendar. There's a pretty good chance it will come on or around the same time it happened last month, and the month before that...
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 10:40:26
I think that there "achy breasts" comment would make a good song.
Maybe I could get my young-un to sing it?
By Billy Ray, on May 28, 2009 10:43:27
not everyone gets cramps and achy breasts beforehand, you idiots. some times it does just show up. maybe it was 5 or 6 days early; that happens too.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 10:49:45
wow, just wow.
If you have any sense at all you can just mark on your calendar when you get your period. Then, the next month you know when it is coming again. I know, its like fucking rocket science. It is true it could come any time that week, but come on at least wear a pantyliner or something. That's just disgusting. I can't believe any woman would not have the sense to think of this knowing she will be trying on expensive clothes that don't belong to her. That's foul and so dumb it's almost as if she is an infant.
By ewwwwwwwww, on May 28, 2009 11:16:09
#8 and #9 are right. It doesn't just start flooding in the middle of the goddamn day. Hell, even if you're highly irregular (cycle-wise) the first day is usually really light as a warning. If this was heavy enough to seek through CLOTHING, then it couldn't have been the first day and the bitch had to know she was on her period.
By A chick, on May 28, 2009 11:17:49
#4, if you are a woman, you must be as retarded as Britney. This bitch should have her uterus ripped out. And why the fuck do magazines keep doing photoshoots with this chick?!
By Nominal, on May 28, 2009 11:40:01
Yup, she's a returd.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 11:52:10
look ma! we gots possum for dinner!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 12:27:45
It's pointless to argue periods because every girl's is different. My sister once had hers for 3 months straight, while I went 5 years without one single cycle. Everyone is (very) different. And the pill causes big changes, too. Turned me into a completely different person (not for the better).
One thing is not debatable: Britney Spears is unhinged.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 12:35:38
Looks like the Beverly Hillbillies meet Crocodile Dundee. What a bunch of "high class" losers. Someone needs to get a clue.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 12:47:45
What bunch of scumbags take a jet to the flea market ? The Spears, that's who.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 13:59:30
HAHAHAHA that's what they get for trying to dress a PIG in "couture."
suck it up and move on.
By BarbadoSlim, on May 28, 2009 14:18:13
Look, I agree with all of us except those who say,they never know when as if you are going to get a sneezing spell. Yeah, it might just happen, but light at first. But you keep pantyliners. You feel a lil wet if you do not have cramps, etc. . Mark a calendar. Keeping some little friends in youir handbag is always a must. My grandmom is 75 and while that ended 40 yrs. ago, she still wears pantliners she says for cleaniness. That is an old woman who just wants to make sure no lil discharge of urine or moisture,sweat, is not dealt so it is on her pantyliner and not her panties. GThrow awy. Put on a new fresh pantyliner.Once again, this is an old woman. Brintey is just nasty. Ignorant. That is a nasty girl.
By My grandmother, on May 28, 2009 14:26:40
You guys are as stupid as Britney is. Invest in a calander? Give me a break; periods can be early, late or just completely irregular. Oh, and guess what: not everyone gets signs every single month.
Btw, Todd... a lot of the time girls don't just *know* that they're bleeding until they use/check in the bathroom.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 14:35:06
anyone that knows exactly when they will bleed, and/or gets warning beforehand, and/or doesn't start in a flood is lucky enough not to know any other situation...I guess they assume everyone else in the female world has the same happy hormonal regularity and function. It just ain't so.
Not that I'm defending Britney, cuz if you're trying on fancy stuff, you take precautions...not to mention the two dresses she ruined in a photo shoot by wiping her greasy hands after eating fried chicken. THAT you can predict...
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 14:40:29
Really. Do we have to talk about this?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 14:50:39
Did everyone miss the words "MIDDLE OF HER PERIOD" in that post? WTF are you nattering on about the start of one when the story clearly states that she forgot she was IN THE MIDDLE OF HER PERIOD.
There's a massive difference between the beginning of one's period and the middle of it. You can be totally uncertain of the exact date and time of the start of each period but for the love of Zombie Jesus, YOU DON'T FORGOT YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR PERIOD.
Again. MIDDLE OF PERIOD. Not start of period. MIDDLE. As in...a few days INTO THE DAMN PERIOD.
PERIOD.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 15:00:04
LOL 39!
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 16:17:15
# 4 You are nasty!!! You need to start carrying around a couple of maxi pads in your purse! Please, a woman knows when she's bleeding, and when it's getting ready to start. You know, the bloating, the mood swings, the cramping, etc. This doesn't happen all the time to most women, only Britney and you. So you like to have blood running down your legs?
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 17:06:01
Thank god someone finally figured out that covering up her fugly face is the way to go.
Nasty, nasty whore.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 17:17:55
What's with all the girl-on-girl hate in these comments? Jeez.
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 17:29:29
Britney is dumber than dogshit
By Dogshit, on May 28, 2009 17:33:57
Dumb Bitch IS a Retard.
Whatcha Expect ?
By BukkNekkid , on May 28, 2009 17:41:18
35: i wonder how clean the vagina would be after wearing a pantyliner 24/7.... they definately are not breathable
39: "middle of her period" was todd pulling shit out of his ass. the actual quote does not say that it was specifically the "middle of her period", which is why todd is looking foolish right now because it is pretty assumable that she just got it then
By anonymous, on May 28, 2009 18:12:56
Good point, #39. Looks like we got a lot of bleeders based on the comments.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 00:23:42
#8
perioods can become irregular due to stress, anxiety or anything else like that. it can come early or late...
and ALOT of women dont get signs... and if they did get a little bit of a cramp they might be rushing for tampons all the time when it could just be something they ate... jeez yous all need to calm down... is it even that important ??
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 00:40:39
She grew up in banjo county louisiana where they use swamp rats for tampons. She pobably ran out of them and got confused in the local drug store because although tampax have little white tails, they don't have little eyes and ears and you don't have to shoot them first and get your bloodhound to fetch them for you.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 01:16:19
I think I'm going to puke.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 02:02:55
#35 her,ISAID shge keeps pantyliners. Idid not sayshe wears on for 24/7. PantylinERSSSSSS!!!
Reread my post. Obviously , you must be in Britney's world and do not know youummm, throw those things away like hourly or so if dirty, smelly, etc. I said my old grandmother keeps panyliners in her purse .For what? For throwing away the old and putting on the new one.
THere are som nasty a** girls here.
#39, I did not go backand reread Todd's post. Iwillnow. "Middle of her period," is waydifferent fromthe start or after. BTW, After,youstill keep cleanpantyliners inyour purse and change those when soiled. After that time, there is still discharge.
By My grandmother, on May 29, 2009 04:22:14
51: "My grandmom is 75 and while that ended 40 yrs. ago, she still wears pantliners she says for cleaniness." Earlier you said she wears them. Does she wear them or carry them around in her purse and wait to put them on for when she instinctively *knows* she will discharge? Besides, panties are what discharge is for. Wash your underwear daily and you will be fine.
By all means, wear pantyliners. But if you always have a pantyliner on, despite changing it regularly, it is not breathable!
"I did not go backand reread Todd's post. Iwillnow. "Middle of her period," is waydifferent fromthe start or after." Does anyone know what this means?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 05:22:16
i do not want to know about your grandmothers discharge
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:01:58
She is a complete idiot and a dolt! Just goes to show all the boys just luved them some Shittney cause she's soooo beautiful and smart but guess what she's not that hot w/ out her fake hair, nails, tan, air bushed photo shopped pics so you guys are stuck w/ this stupid piece of garbage! She's like VD she won't go away.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:41:57
"Muh pussay is a bleedin' out"
And let's shut the fuck up about discharge and liners.
By youcandieNOW, on May 29, 2009 07:56:33
I appreciate all these women sharing their vaginal discharge stories with us. And they wonder why men don't like to perform oral sex?
DUUUUH!
By Phil MD, on May 29, 2009 10:49:18
#56. Straight men like to eat out (clean, hot) chicks. If you don't, you might want to give into your late night hankerings for cock.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:46:08
#41 - you are obviously not a woman so how would you know whether women know if they are bleeding or not? Also it does arrive unexpectedly for many women at one point in their lives and you denying it just makes you look dumb.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 05:41:08
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