does anybody remember the episode of the Flintstones where Dino is megapsyched to be a tv star w/ his beloved Sassy, it ends up not to be the wonderland he dreamed, and in the middle of it all he spies her in her dressing room after she's taken off all her 'acouterments'? behold, Sassy...
This is her in her MID-FUCKING-TWENTIES . . . I, personally, cannot wait to see what this hillbilly swamp beast looks like when she's in her forties, fifties, etc. (assuming she lives that long).
Christ, she's gonna age worse than Madonna (which is saying something, since Madonna looks like a piece of roidy beef jerky with a gap toothed grin).
Ive heard of... 'if you fall of the horse, get back on.' But ive never heard of... ' if you fall of the horse, and it stomps on your face, and separates your eyes wider, and then stomps on your face again...get back on'...apparently thats the version Britney went through in life.
Damn, she looks old. Too much tanning, smoking, crack, insanity, yo-yo diets and coffee I guess. At least she has her figure back. I'd rather be a little chunky than look 15 years older than I actually am and have the neck of a 50 year old though. Gross.
She's had a stressful life. I don't care how rich or famous Britney Spears is. She has been working and in the "spotlight" since she was very young. Plus, she was encouraged, as evidenced by her early magazine shoots and videos, to put out a sexual image. I with her stability in her life, health, education and love.
# 17 is right. If Britney had the smarts to engage in the self care she could afford ten times over, instead of indulging in drugs, she'd look healthy and young. I'm 38 and she looks older than me. I still think she is very mentally ill though, so maybe it isn't smarts she lacks, but proper meds and a good shrink.
that like doing the girl next door now.any guy who says they wouldnt do that is a fag and any girl who bad mouths her is either fat or ugly or both ,,just sour grapes is all..britt is hot
The night that I fell in love With a roller derby queen Round and round Oh, round and round. The meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena...
Todd, I fucking love you. This is the most hilarious thing I've seen all month. I actually want to save it, print it, and put it on my wall. Come to Boston because seriously, you are one funny motherfucker.
It's no surprise that as women near their 30's, their youthful exuberance fades away. Their tight, firm, toned body gives way to wrinkles, crows feet, turkey neck and excess flab. Age is an inevitability...
Ay wey! The hell happened to her? You ever seen those Before & After meth pics? Bingo!
I agree with #30. Why is it Brit-Brit looks older than Gwyneth Paltrow? If I had that cash, I'd be slathered in ground diamond and pearl fountain-of-youth-lotions or whatever it is they slather themselves in, but alas...all I can afford is the Equate version of Oil of Olay.
40 all the way, and a hard-ridden forty too. She'll get dumped as a friend by Whoredonna, since she only wants YOUNG COOL friends.
I guess we now see what booze, tanning and drugs do to your skin. I mean, she's only 27 and has FOREHEAD LINES. Fucking turkey neck. AND big Anistan chasms around her mouth.
She looks old, tired, beaten down & thrashed. Like a horse that's ridden hard & put away wet. Just nasty. Unfortunately, she's no different than any other celebrity in real life; they're always a lot uglier without their makeup & bling...
#17, I have wishes for her too. I wish for a homeless man to take a steaming shit in his hand and throw it in her face and rub it in really good. It couldn't hurt.
Her face is obv a combination of stress, kids, smoking and TANNING << Tanning ages your skin quite quickly, and she's definitly done a lot of it in her life time.
It's amazing what booze, drugs and an un-healthy lifefstyle will do to you. All that money and she still can't take care of herself. Who will she blame this time ? Add 5 or 6 coats of make-up like the rest of them do, and she'll look great. She needs to get alife, not an excuss.
you neeed to look no futher than her parents for the genetic mess she represents,add drugs/alcohol/cigs/junkfood and behold...She will not be a pretty site come 35,givin she manages to live that long...
I'd sure like to see a picture of each of you that was taken when you didn't expect it - just going about your ordinary life - not all dolled up for the cameras. Geez, you are all very cruel.
Lol. I wish u were my friend cuz ur hilerious!!! But about the Brittany thing. She'll look good as new with a little botox. And makeup. Lots and lots of it.
Unhappiness will age a person 3x faster than normal. If I were Britney I would focus on my children. I would take my family to some place outside of the limelight and just really focus on being everything healthy. I would travel the world and meet with underprivileged people and use my money to create some holistic and worthwhile projects. What you see in this old-looking face is unhappiness, longing, and guilt. Britney has so much money at her disposal. Why doesn't she make better use of it?
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Leave Your CommentA tough life always ends up on your face, doesn't it?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 16:27:38
does anybody remember the episode of the Flintstones where Dino is megapsyched to be a tv star w/ his beloved Sassy, it ends up not to be the wonderland he dreamed, and in the middle of it all he spies her in her dressing room after she's taken off all her 'acouterments'? behold, Sassy...
By gigi, on May 19, 2009 16:32:20
This is her in her MID-FUCKING-TWENTIES . . . I, personally, cannot wait to see what this hillbilly swamp beast looks like when she's in her forties, fifties, etc. (assuming she lives that long).
Christ, she's gonna age worse than Madonna (which is saying something, since Madonna looks like a piece of roidy beef jerky with a gap toothed grin).
Thank you karma. Thank you so very very much.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 16:35:03
at least her body is back to what it used to be
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 16:35:35
Ive heard of... 'if you fall of the horse, get back on.' But ive never heard of... ' if you fall of the horse, and it stomps on your face, and separates your eyes wider, and then stomps on your face again...get back on'...apparently thats the version Britney went through in life.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 16:39:55
It's almost sad that she looks to be in her mid 30's, if not older. Must be the combination of stress, kids, and smoking.
Kudos to Britney for being herself and not giving in to the many pressures of plastic surgery yet.
By ThePanz, on May 19, 2009 16:40:36
Check out the classy Dice tattoo on her forearm in pic 2. It looks self inflicted.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 16:41:04
she looks like an After picture from screen tests for that movie, Bugs.
By i don't like you in any way, on May 19, 2009 16:44:41
38. Yep. 38 yrs. old is what I would give her if I saw her out on the street and she was not famous Britney Spears.
By Hard life shows on ya', on May 19, 2009 16:56:50
Jesus. She couldn't look more cracked out. Is she wearing black press-on nails and missing the pinky? Classy.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:02:15
"Mah pussah is hanging out."
How could you ever fuck a woman who said those five words in that way?
By Your Mom, on May 19, 2009 17:04:43
27 yrs old and looking 40.
She looks clean as in not on drugs and looks sane. However, still 40.
I would still do her.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:04:45
uh...
... damn?
By crys is a helluva drug, on May 19, 2009 17:15:40
She has opioid eyes. Vicodin -- the 21st century's hillbilly heroin.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:16:35
Damn, she looks old. Too much tanning, smoking, crack, insanity, yo-yo diets and coffee I guess. At least she has her figure back. I'd rather be a little chunky than look 15 years older than I actually am and have the neck of a 50 year old though. Gross.
By Willa Dodge, on May 19, 2009 17:16:40
Holy fuck, this woman is 27?
Meth does not do a body good.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:19:17
She's had a stressful life. I don't care how rich or famous Britney Spears is. She has been working and in the "spotlight" since she was very young. Plus, she was encouraged, as evidenced by her early magazine shoots and videos, to put out a sexual image. I with her stability in her life, health, education and love.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:24:52
uh #9, I am 38 and look a hella lot younger than this trash. She looks in her mid 40s while I still get fucking carded everywhere I go.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:26:07
What are you smokin? Can you drop some off in Dallas next road trip?
By Brian, on May 19, 2009 17:26:21
I'd hit that, she's hot in a milfy white trash kind of way.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:40:32
LOOKS LIKE LATE 30'S MAYBE EVEN 40
By HATE OBAMA, on May 19, 2009 18:51:37
Youth has flown out the window.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 18:52:17
Wow! Britney looks 40!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 19:26:33
Is it just me or does she look like a tranny in the main pic. I'm dumbfounded :(
By bob, on May 19, 2009 19:32:11
Hmmmm.... Dueling Banjo Eyes... Yes lmao no other way to describe it. Poetic as always Todd.
By JonnnySheen, on May 19, 2009 20:07:02
I don't think she looks TERRIBLE, but damn she does look old. If I passed her on the street, I'd think she was an okay-looking woman in her 40s.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 23:18:56
Not bad for 50-something!!!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 23:50:58
HOLY CRAP!!!
By Frank Barone, on May 20, 2009 00:15:41
lol.
beat and pushing 40.
sux 2 b britney bitch.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 01:22:29
# 17 is right. If Britney had the smarts to engage in the self care she could afford ten times over, instead of indulging in drugs, she'd look healthy and young. I'm 38 and she looks older than me. I still think she is very mentally ill though, so maybe it isn't smarts she lacks, but proper meds and a good shrink.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 01:38:31
She's looking very Pam Anderson-esque in these pics...next stop, Vegas.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 01:44:50
Wooo-weeee! Cletus is in LUV! Cletus gotta get him some of that!
By Cletus, on May 20, 2009 02:07:16
that like doing the girl next door now.any guy who says they wouldnt do that is a fag and any girl who bad mouths her is either fat or ugly or both ,,just sour grapes is all..britt is hot
By lover man, on May 20, 2009 02:49:46
The night that I fell in love
With a roller derby queen
Round and round
Oh, round and round.
The meanest hunk o' woman that
anybody ever seen
Down in the arena...
By stickynose, on May 20, 2009 03:06:47
Todd, I fucking love you. This is the most hilarious thing I've seen all month. I actually want to save it, print it, and put it on my wall.
Come to Boston because seriously, you are one funny motherfucker.
By Todd's BM, on May 20, 2009 03:22:31
I think she looks really hot for 37
Oh wait... she's 27
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 03:33:37
She's beautiful- for a meth face.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 03:57:03
It's no surprise that as women near their 30's, their youthful exuberance fades away. Their tight, firm, toned body gives way to wrinkles, crows feet, turkey neck and excess flab. Age is an inevitability...
By Tick Tock, on May 20, 2009 04:18:27
my god, she looks like a good 45.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 05:40:31
Ay wey! The hell happened to her? You ever seen those Before & After meth pics? Bingo!
I agree with #30. Why is it Brit-Brit looks older than Gwyneth Paltrow? If I had that cash, I'd be slathered in ground diamond and pearl fountain-of-youth-lotions or whatever it is they slather themselves in, but alas...all I can afford is the Equate version of Oil of Olay.
By cinco, on May 20, 2009 06:04:09
40 all the way, and a hard-ridden forty too. She'll get dumped as a friend by Whoredonna, since she only wants YOUNG COOL friends.
I guess we now see what booze, tanning and drugs do to your skin. I mean, she's only 27 and has FOREHEAD LINES. Fucking turkey neck. AND big Anistan chasms around her mouth.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 06:30:21
She looks old, tired, beaten down & thrashed. Like a horse that's ridden hard & put away wet. Just nasty. Unfortunately, she's no different than any other celebrity in real life; they're always a lot uglier without their makeup & bling...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 07:00:01
#17, I have wishes for her too. I wish for a homeless man to take a steaming shit in his hand and throw it in her face and rub it in really good. It couldn't hurt.
By youcandieNOW, on May 20, 2009 07:39:19
Wow...it's just too bad. She has gone downhill so fast you'd think she was on the Olympic Bobsled team. She used to be amazing!
By Office Zombie, on May 20, 2009 07:42:00
What is the deal with blondes and the raccoon eye make-up? That does not look good, girls. Not even a little.
By Shawn, on May 20, 2009 09:08:19
you are the man! another brilliant poat. we need no other than todd.
By brackman, on May 20, 2009 10:54:44
She will of course find true love again if her next prenuptial agreement settles 10-12 million on her new romeo.
By Morgan, on May 20, 2009 11:40:08
Her face is obv a combination of stress, kids, smoking and TANNING << Tanning ages your skin quite quickly, and she's definitly done a lot of it in her life time.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:48:28
wow she looks like pam anderson does now, and she is in her 40s while brit is only in her late 20s! crazy.. poor thing!!!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:59:17
It's amazing what booze, drugs and an un-healthy lifefstyle will do to you. All that money and she still can't take care of herself. Who will she blame this time ? Add 5 or 6 coats of make-up like the rest of them do, and she'll look great. She needs to get alife, not an excuss.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 12:43:29
Britney's not mentally ill, she's just an addict and a fucking idiot.
By Jesus, on May 20, 2009 12:58:44
Didn't know pamela anderson had a sister.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:07:38
If nothing else, when her tour runs out she can always audition for one of those "faces of meth" commercials.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 15:53:04
"D", it's pardon me, NOT parson me... Love your site, but get it right.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 16:16:20
you neeed to look no futher than her parents for the genetic mess she represents,add drugs/alcohol/cigs/junkfood and behold...She will not be a pretty site come 35,givin she manages to live that long...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 17:52:52
i think she still looks good, perfection doesnt exist anywhere, except for adriana lima
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 20:42:09
Uh, she looks like this because of over-sharpening of the image in photoshop. I can see the telltale signs of it.
Sorry kiddies.
Not that I care about Shitney. She prolly looks damn bad anyways.
By pro shopper, on May 21, 2009 02:30:32
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOOOOONE!!!!
By Chris Crocker, on May 21, 2009 02:50:01
def agree with #57.. easily tell its photoshopped
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 03:34:48
I'd sure like to see a picture of each of you that was taken when you didn't expect it - just going about your ordinary life - not all dolled up for the cameras. Geez, you are all very cruel.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:45:16
Yeah, right #57.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:48:45
Lol. I wish u were my friend cuz ur hilerious!!!
But about the Brittany thing. She'll look good as new with a little botox. And makeup. Lots and lots of it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 08:38:06
Now THAT is what a true hillbilly looks like.I am glad this site does not have smell-o-vision.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:31:24
Hey redneck, the laundro-mat is two trailers over on the right.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 06:32:30
Put this picture in the dictionary, just in case you want to look up loser or pathetic or has-been or attention whore or crazy red-neck bitch or ...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 06:36:07
Unhappiness will age a person 3x faster than normal. If I were Britney I would focus on my children. I would take my family to some place outside of the limelight and just really focus on being everything healthy. I would travel the world and meet with underprivileged people and use my money to create some holistic and worthwhile projects. What you see in this old-looking face is unhappiness, longing, and guilt. Britney has so much money at her disposal. Why doesn't she make better use of it?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 14:34:20
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