32 Comments:

1. Life's a bitch.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 15:39:07

2. Wow. Really? Seriously? Why did you even bother? Even Vote For the Worst worked up some real compassion. Meh. You fail at life. Goodbye.

   By Dissapointed in Humanity, on May 3, 2009 15:44:21

3. I know who dane cook is.... but who the fuck is this guy? I don't keep up with that American idol bullshit. It's degrading to REAL music.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 15:57:40

4. #1 yeah "life's a bitch... AND THEN YOU DIE" it's a touching, heart warming quote.

   By inappropriate , on May 3, 2009 16:06:41

5. That was a real piece of shit thing to say Todd its one thing to make fun of celebrities its another to be a cruel prick.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 16:14:01

6. knew his brother. didn't know yet that this happened, weird way to find out.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 16:16:47

7. the previous post is one of the worst i've ever read but yeah this is a despicable item and you should re-evaluate your life

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 16:29:38

8. yeah whatever, people die
   
   katherine mcphee is hot

   By bigsur, on May 3, 2009 17:15:50

9. Party on!!! Yeah people die, so what?
   Good thing there's an afterlife though.
   I'll see you all there, muthafuckers ;)

   By Angel, on May 3, 2009 18:49:08

10. OMG ITS SO CRUEL TO MAKE FUN OF A DEAD PERSON, wow I bet you guys feel like real saints getting bent out of shape over a guy becoming mercifully free of a horrible degenerative disease. I'm sure his brother would rather be the butt of a good joke than be mourned over by people who don't even know him. For god's sake get over yourselves.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 20:08:07

11. Todd, you're one of the most despicable pea brain retards in this world. You don't have to like DC's music but come on, critiquing his music on the day that his brother died. Get a f**king life, you asshole.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 20:28:59

12. There is no need to make your stupid, moronic, uneducated comment about his tragedy. Maybe you'll be in a similar situation one day and you can see his side of it. Your are just a an asshole

    By Rick, on May 3, 2009 21:06:33

13. I was really happy because I thought something had happened to Dane Cook's family, and my hatred for that idiot, joke thief of a hack is so pitch black that I pray and sacrifice random animals on a weekly basis for brain cancer to happen to him and his entire blood line. Then, I brushed away the sleep and wine from my eyes and saw that it was some guy named David Cook, no relation. Don't know about him at all.

    By uncledaddy, on May 3, 2009 21:41:55

14. # 5, fuck off. This is a site that mocks celebrities! Everything is fair game, so please don't come here and moan about how nasty Todd is.

    By Red Cat, on May 3, 2009 23:24:55

15. The the circle of liiiiiiiiife

    By lion king, on May 4, 2009 01:44:42

16. nobody gave a damn when i died so screw the punk..wah wah wah

    By heath ledger, on May 4, 2009 03:03:13

17. Heath, you lazy fuck, get back to work before Satan notices you're screwing around online.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:07:31

18. Usually these threads are full of "OMG Todd you are so FUNNY you should totally write a book!!!"-type ass-munchers.... so it's always a nice change of pace when the "Dude, this is an anything-goes site so stop whining, you little death pussy" crowd takes over, after practicing looking all scowly-faced with their arms folded across their chests like a rapper's security detail.

    By Ragno, on May 4, 2009 05:07:49

19. Yummy, Katherine McPeenis.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:19:36

20. Hopefully this post will flush out all the Perez Hilton ass-eating tweener douchebags and stop them from ever fucking coming here again. Yet, somehow I don't think so. Sanctimonious shitbags tend to be the biggest hypocrites of all.

    By Awww, boo hoo. Todd is a meanie., on May 4, 2009 07:23:04

21. Very disrespectful Todd.. VERY.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:36:03

22. *Puts on Squidbillies Born To Die! cap*
    
    yeeeeehaw!!!

    By BarbadoSlim, on May 4, 2009 09:28:43

23. "# 14, fuck off. This is life where the creatures happen to be h-u-m-a-n. Nothing is fair game, so please don't come here and moan about how h-u-m-a-n normal people are."
    Sorry Red Cat, but I thought your post needed a bit cleaning up.
    I apologize to some people who refer to us as 'pussies', I enjoy Todd's posts as much as the next person, but I like to believe I'm decent enough to draw lines when it comes to things such as, I don't know, death
    If Todd's mother died, he wouldn't like it if I decided to say 'haha at least that creepy guy's posts are gonna get less jerk-y'.
    

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 09:40:28

24. You can stop making a muscle now, #20...we're all VERY impressed and intimidated now.
    
    I'm all for shitting on worthless celebrities - what else are they good for? - but somebody's (non-celeb) relative dying of brain cancer in his 30s is an obscenity, not a lit "APPLAUSE" sign.
    
    And "sanctimonious shitbags are the biggest hypocrites of all" is every fucking asshole's alibi for being a fucking asshole.

    By Ragno, on May 4, 2009 09:42:42

25. Ouch. My sister died of brain cancer. It's a slow, ugly way to go.

    By Cubs Fan, on May 4, 2009 10:13:41

26. It is pretty unfair to rank on Todd/Dave when Cook kinda discreetly used his brother's brain cancer to gain sympathy/votes when he was on "Idol". I found it a small bit shameless. However, if Cook now says the next 500k from his tour/album sales will be used to set up a college educational fund for his brother's 2 kids, I am totally kosher with it.

    By Morgan, on May 4, 2009 11:43:23

27. Morgan, if you have to be a douce, make sure you know the facts that you want to be a douche about. He never talked about his brother on IDol, even if Ryan was giving him openings on the show, especially when Adam visited for the first time during Mariah week.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 15:40:48

28. I dunno 27, seems that you are the douche with all the detailed American Idol references...

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 17:17:04

29. Hey #24, did you actually read Todd's post? He's not making fun of the dead brother, he's making fun of the AI contestant.
    
    Yeah, but don't let that get in the way of being a sanctimonious shitbag and lecturing others on what to write.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 23:42:36

30. 13 & 17 are big lolz.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:53:33

31. OMg.. 13 and 17..hahahaha

    By babyboy, on May 5, 2009 18:06:21

32. Why is this nut gobblers life spread all over my fucking paper??!!
    When does your Maybelline commercial air,ass monkey?

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 21:04:08