28 Comments:

1. You are a cunt. She is hot as hell.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 10:07:33

2. Take a couple more of those teeth out and she could give great head.
   

   By Billy Ray Daddy, on May 25, 2009 10:14:26

3. Still smoking hot.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 10:35:47

4. She was raised poor white trash, wasn't she? Well, now she looks like it.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 10:36:54

5. Demi and Ashton are both fucktards.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 11:11:29

6. Proving simply that she was lucky that Madonna did not scoop up her husband first. Mommy issues there Ashton?

   By Siggy Freud, Inkblot, Austria, on May 25, 2009 11:21:13

7. "You probably can't give her water or feed her after midnight because instead of Demi Moore, she turns into a Nazi who just opened the Ark of the Covenant."
   Hilarious, fuckin' hilarious..I love it...!

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 11:24:32

8. Well, I see where Rumer gets her chin from.
   
   Kind of sad when you get a massive man jaw from your mother and not your father.

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 11:30:40

9. Please tell me she's punking us?

   By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 12:22:15

10. Kill it. KILL IT!!

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 12:43:36

11. She's having a cyanide-filled hollow tooth put in. That way the next time she looks up and realizes Ashton Kutcher is about to jump on and have sex with her, she can bite down on it and take the easy way out.

    By Bob, on May 25, 2009 13:02:38

12. Who gives shit about that old woman? lol

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 13:07:11

13. I'm hoping #1 was being sarcastic.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 13:31:55

14. oh god thats so fuckin hot.

    By bruce, on May 25, 2009 13:51:49

15. Even though I think both of them have too much time and money on their hands, it's nice to see a celebrity with enough humility to expose a vulnerable side. Personally, I'd be horrified if I needed some kind of denture work, and I sure as hell wouldn't be showing it to anyone!

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 15:25:28

16. The goggles! They do nothing!

    By Holden Magroin, on May 25, 2009 15:46:20

17. I guess she's returning to her roots -- she looks like a white trash matron who probably wears flip-flops all year round, a filthy polyester robe, and has kids by a dozen different men.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 18:47:32

18. 16...that's because you're a normal person and not a hollywood freak. they're all so desperate for attention, they'll do or show just about anything.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 19:14:23

19. I agree with #15. If I lost a tooth or something, I think I'd be too embarrassed/vain to show ANYONE. And I'm not a celebrity who depends on my looks for marketability.

    By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 23:34:24

20. I think it is cute she is making fun of herself like in such fashion.I so agree with #19,but it is still funny she is happy and proud about it.

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2009 02:31:44

21. This IDIOT is deluding herself that someone normal gives a shit about her!
    
    Living your life on Twitter is plain pathetic but oh hell! What ELSE can you come up with if you are one talentless piece of shit?!

    By just vomited, on May 26, 2009 04:49:07

22. When did the gorgeous Demi become a hockey player???

    By spikewebbe, on May 26, 2009 09:13:25

23. I'm with #15 and #19. It's nice that she doesn't take herself seriously.

    By Cubs Fan, on May 26, 2009 11:03:26

24. I agree with 21, Twittering is for dumbasses with nothing but extra time on their hands. WHO reads that shit. I don't care what someone is doing every freakin minute ... "Just took a much needed dump, felt great."

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2009 11:22:02

25. "Just fondled my balls. Found some pasty white stuff. Anyone? Anyone?"

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2009 12:44:16

26. more and more back to those white trash, hillbilly roots.
    You sure do got a purdy mouth........

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2009 07:58:16

27. Its not cute at all. Not only did she have to marry a kid but now she wants to act like one? Demi, acting like your a thirteen year old rebelious teen isn't going to keep you forever young. Hasn't all the formaldehyde you've had pumped into your veins helped preserve you long enough?

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2009 08:59:38

28. whaaat in the fuck...

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2009 15:48:28