43 Comments:

1. She looks like a fucking bunny rabbit.

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:05:48

2. The first pair of thigh boots that ever made me sad...

   By Fetish-y Damo, on May 5, 2009 04:06:35

3. Retarded fucking twat.

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:16:30

4. Thank you for the "Boogie Nights" reference.
   
   I shall now do my Night Ranger karaoke in my bathrobe.

   By JJM, on May 5, 2009 04:23:01

5. It must be awful to have to try this hard to remain relevant. Just pathetic.

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:24:05

6. what the fuck is that thing on her stupid ugly head?!?! I agree, I've seen things created by mentally retarded people that looked way better than this.... and to think millions of aiheaded whores and fags will be looking like this tomorrow because this moronic hag ignored the "don't you fucking get out of home in this outfit" sign.... God help me...

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:49:00

7. WOW. What a dumb fuck. GO AWAY MADONNA! NO ONE LIKES YOU ANYMORE!!!

   By Little Bo Peep, on May 5, 2009 05:09:00

8. Pathetic.

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 05:45:50

9. I immediately thought of that fucking scary rabbit in Donnie Darko.

   By Ashley, on May 5, 2009 05:54:40

10. Ha the whore shows her horns now you know how evil is that skank LMAO

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 06:34:11

11. Shouldn't this old slunt be off haunting Donnie Darko?
    
    Seriously, the only thing that's made Whoredonna tolerable til now was the knowledge when when she finally got old she'd be a total laughingstock. She totally can't cope with not being twentysomething anymore.
    
    And what do you wanna bet these pictures show up at the Malawian court?

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 06:49:32

12. I bet she can tune in a bunch of TV channels.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 07:04:14

13. i would love to get her naked and do nasty things to her..she seems like a nasty girl

    By elvis, on May 5, 2009 07:09:30

14. Loved her in "Donny Darko"

    By x24, on May 5, 2009 07:38:20

15. I wonder if she can get HD with that thing.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 08:08:16

16. I can't be the only one who wants to take a brick to Big Pak's face, am I?

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 08:28:46

17. #16 No, you're not, and *I* can't be the only one who is never going to visit this site again if that sliding blue box with the "take our poll" request isn't given the deep-six. That is possibly the most obnoxious thing I've ever seen on the net, and that's saying a hell of a lot.
    
    Get rid of it, Todd. They can't be paying you that much. Or is it Dave? Did Dave sign up for that shit? Did they promise him a free Pabst Blue Ribbon or something?
    
    You exist because we exist. Treat us like shit with "Big Pak" and ads that harass us and idiots who can't spell and aren't funny and don't get it, and we leave. Simple enough? Excuse me, I'm late for anyfuckingplaceelsewherethewritingisstillfunnyand there'snofuckingbullshitinmyface.com.

    By Nothing to see here, on May 5, 2009 08:52:45

18. I have to agree with #17, especially in regards to that fucking survey box that stalks my every move. Please torpedo that goddamn thing right away.
    
    Oh, and Madonna is a desperate old hag.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 09:48:52

19. Was she auditioning for a role in the new Star Trek movie? Kind of Vulcan looking with those eyebrows.

    By Billie Shatner, on May 5, 2009 09:58:09

20. I used to think that thigh boots were hot. She needs to look at herself realistically.

    By Robin, on May 5, 2009 10:14:12

21. I assume there was a preteen Cambodian boy prancing around his house in pink panties and setting off firecrackers, but I have no idea what queer French dude dressed in a bedazzled Peter Pan costume designed this mess.
    
    Todd, you are an amazing master of words.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:33:03

22. WTH is that? Someone kill it! And take that thing off it's head when you're done!

    By LisaL, on May 5, 2009 11:57:41

23. This hagged out attention whore (feel free to remove the word "attention") will do anything to have people pay attention to her. I'm surprised she hasn't given some guy a blowjob on film yet...

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 12:15:53

24. Now this is a real whore unlike Miss California who only said, she's against gay marriage. This gutter rat has done some of the most vile things known to man, but she's for gay marriage so everything is overlooked.

    By lkl, on May 5, 2009 12:40:46

25. I can perfectly understand why Madonna wants to stay in the spotlight. Once you've been a big football star, oops, singing star, you can't go back.
    
    The only way to stay in the news is to kill, oops, look for the real killers.

    By Cousin O.J., on May 5, 2009 12:43:43

26. You are what you wear...& smell like.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 13:00:12

27. Missed easter by that much.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 13:02:35

28. How about Madonna s trying to stay so young and relevant, she looks silly. Stupid. great Halloween costme....kind of.It wuld even look silly at Halloween

    By Say it againTodd, on May 5, 2009 14:17:33

29. i dont get it - if she is all about Kabballah then why the hell is she wearing a big diamond encrusted Christian cross around her neck ---- ridculous

    By virgo, on May 5, 2009 16:29:13

30. I was at a loss for words...thankfully I just read post #27 and 28.....
    
    Silly is the right word....

    By 2 years younger than Madge, on May 5, 2009 17:08:40

31. Looks like she robbed a costume shop for Tweens

    By BukkNekkid , on May 5, 2009 17:26:08

32. This is what Lady GaGa will look like in 40 years - only without the pants.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 18:56:43

33. "that's cosmo, he's chinese." NOT CAMBODIAN!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 20:10:41

34. It doesn't matter if she gets horse cum all over that.

    By piazzasbuttplug, on May 5, 2009 22:35:05

35. granny please!! give it up!! you 50 now stop acting like that and dressing like a cheap attention whore!! your kids are gonna be so embarresed when they grow up and see your trasy past like ypur SEX BOOK with your vadge everywhere!! go team malawi reject egomaniac madonna again!!!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 23:44:51

36. What happened to her rabid fan/s that used to defend her tooth and nail here, huh? Guess they decided to pack it up. lol

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 01:45:50

37. She'd look fucking beautiful smeared all over the end of my steel toed boots.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:52:37

38. Looks like the horse mawhorea fell off of stepped on her face. Wait, what? She looks like that normally?
    
    Ewwwww...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 11:43:37

39. Dear Madonna,
    
    Please start acting your age. You're the age of most great-grandmother's these days. You're not hot anymore. You're not a fashion icon anymore. Your music has gone more electronic than Kraftwerk's Best Of. You need to wake up and smell the Berry flavoured Fiberall. Please. For the love of God, act your age.
    
    Thank you kindly...

    By cinco, on May 6, 2009 12:15:28

40. What a HAG! What a WHORE! What a CUNT! What a BITCH! What a TWAT! What a SLUT!
    
    Ok, I got that out of my system. Any more applicable adjectives like those above that anyone can think up?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 15:19:46

41. Man, with those nasty teeth, she's looking more & more like the mule at the beginning of each HEE HAW episode...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 15:20:58

42. WTF? Ummmmm, Madonna this is not 1984.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 18:25:27

43. I am glad to see I am not the only one that thought "Donnie Darko" when they saw whatever the heck is in her hair.
    
    What the heck is up with the hem on this skirt? It looks like the entire hemline is stuck in her underwear.
    
    She is not winning over the younger crowd with these silly get ups. She would do best to appeal to her original fan base and do like they have done - grown up and learned to dress more conservative.
    
    She has the money to buy some really classy duds and she is blowing it on stuff that looks like Goodwill revamp rejects.
    

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 03:00:01