Thank you Dave for stepping up your level of suck. Not only are you unfunny about relevant celebrities, you are now failing for a new demographic. diaf pls.
Dave stars not stares at liver spotted nipples. The sloppy un-proofread posts are much more amusing than the content of Dave's posts, aren't they??
One is left to conclude that Todd has croosed over to the other side and Dave is his luvah. That is the only explanation for Dave's existing on IDLYITW as painfully long as he has. Fail!
...she is too old for that outfit, she just can't get over the fact that her sex-bomb days have come and gone. also, get the hell out of the sun already, look at your neck! it's toast! literally...
Dave's brutally honest and most oftentimes hilarious captions are the reason why I come to this site. Honestly, why else would I type in this extraordinarily long URL? PEACE!!!
She's no Helen Mirren. HM dresses in a demure, yet sexy manner that shows off her innate class and style. Goldie just looks cheap an trashy. And that hair! She's had the same style for 30 years, time to update Grandma!!
I have to let you guys know something: every time you bitch about things as insignificant as spelling mistakes, it's difficult to believe it's because of your uncompromising taste in satire. Instead, it sounds a lot more like readers taking advantage of minor errors and novice joke-writing to convince themselves they're more on par with Todd's creativity--creativity which often leaves them wondering if they could have thought of something as funny.
Since most of the humor on this website is scathing and morally abject, it resonates with the kind of dark, ultra-critical jeering favored by insecure narcissists. Along comes Dave, the new kid on the block. He's green, wet behind the ears, fresh off the boat, and a few more idioms fitting to the idea. His jokes don't show the subtle refinement and clever wordplay of Todd's, but most would give him the benefit of the doubt as he adjusts to his learning curve.
Ah, but not on the Internet. Here, the aforementioned insecure narcissists immediately attack, thinking to themselves: ("Who does he think he is?! This isn't funny--I could write much funnier stuff than he can! I'm way smarter than him...I'm more like Todd, the one whom intimidates me with his wit! In order to make myself believe this, why don't I rip down the new guy! He's below me... BELOW ME!")
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Leave Your CommentThank you Dave for stepping up your level of suck. Not only are you unfunny about relevant celebrities, you are now failing for a new demographic. diaf pls.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 04:11:06
"I was about to be forced to STAR at old, Goldie Hawn nipple."
Spell check fail.
I can only assume you were so traumatized by the possibility of seeing her nipple that you forgot how to spell.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 05:39:07
it might be like a bucket of warm water, but i'd creampie her
By gilflover, on May 3, 2009 06:07:23
She looks pretty good for 63.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 07:17:40
Are all the streets that filthy in New York City? That place must be a shit hole.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 07:21:24
She has the hands of an 80 year old.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 08:07:39
She was a slut and now is just a gross old Jew.
By Mel Gibson, on May 3, 2009 09:25:55
Dave stars not stares at liver spotted nipples. The sloppy un-proofread posts are much more amusing than the content of Dave's posts, aren't they??
One is left to conclude that Todd has croosed over to the other side and Dave is his luvah. That is the only explanation for Dave's existing on IDLYITW as painfully long as he has. Fail!
Jenny, where are you??
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 10:01:33
#7 fuck off markeeoo, Hung Wang, etc, etc you fucking retard.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 10:37:31
#8 croosed? And you're complaining about Dave? Retard.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 10:53:57
...she is too old for that outfit, she just can't get over the fact that her sex-bomb days have come and gone. also, get the hell out of the sun already, look at your neck! it's toast! literally...
By malvolio, on May 3, 2009 11:03:18
Three paragraphs, three typos. Par for the course for Dave, I suppose.
(In case you're wondering what the other two are, it's Gramercy with one m, and Russell with two l's.)
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 13:17:20
i think she looks g reat.she needs to update that hair.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 14:51:52
Not bad for 63. Even as an aging cougar, better than 99 percent of the fanboys on this site will ever get near.
By M. Donna Ciccone, on May 3, 2009 16:33:19
Dave's brutally honest and most oftentimes hilarious captions are the reason why I come to this site. Honestly, why else would I type in this extraordinarily long URL? PEACE!!!
By JMalch, on May 3, 2009 20:29:43
She's no Helen Mirren. HM dresses in a demure, yet sexy manner that shows off her innate class and style. Goldie just looks cheap an trashy. And that hair! She's had the same style for 30 years, time to update Grandma!!
By Red Cat, on May 3, 2009 23:10:12
I have to let you guys know something: every time you bitch about things as insignificant as spelling mistakes, it's difficult to believe it's because of your uncompromising taste in satire. Instead, it sounds a lot more like readers taking advantage of minor errors and novice joke-writing to convince themselves they're more on par with Todd's creativity--creativity which often leaves them wondering if they could have thought of something as funny.
Since most of the humor on this website is scathing and morally abject, it resonates with the kind of dark, ultra-critical jeering favored by insecure narcissists. Along comes Dave, the new kid on the block. He's green, wet behind the ears, fresh off the boat, and a few more idioms fitting to the idea. His jokes don't show the subtle refinement and clever wordplay of Todd's, but most would give him the benefit of the doubt as he adjusts to his learning curve.
Ah, but not on the Internet. Here, the aforementioned insecure narcissists immediately attack, thinking to themselves: ("Who does he think he is?! This isn't funny--I could write much funnier stuff than he can! I'm way smarter than him...I'm more like Todd, the one whom intimidates me with his wit! In order to make myself believe this, why don't I rip down the new guy! He's below me... BELOW ME!")
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 00:11:53
Fuck off #17.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 03:37:42
lol @ #2, so true!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:13:40
She does look OK in photos, but I live in Aspen, and in person she scares the dogs and horses.
At least she can comfort herself with the fact that she used to look better than Kate Hudson ever will. That's gotta keep her warm at night, right?
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 09:04:59
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