38 Comments:

1. she looks a lot different because she had her eyebrows shaped differerently. compare an older pic and that one.

   By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 05:09:21

2. That is like so funny Todd I just cant stop laughing.Please have my love alien child.

   By jane the space girl, on May 1, 2009 05:26:27

3. she has a freakish wide head to go with the doublewide trailer she lives in.I could certainly rest my nuts on the airport called her forehead

   By somali pirate #8, on May 1, 2009 05:35:24

4. Sure, Id' fucke her, but only under these conditions:
   
   Exclusively anal.
   No talking.
   I don't have to look at her face.
   I get to punch her after.
   Nobody ever finds out about it.
   

   By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 05:45:45

5. If pot is a gateway drug to doing smack to the point of blowing random dudes behind a liquor store dumpster, then Hayden must be the equivalent to becoming a full blown child molester and winding up on To Catch a Predator.
   
   So, I've been told.

   By uncledaddy, on May 1, 2009 05:51:26

6. what's with the wigger tattoo? Ugh...she wanted to get back and mom and dad or something...

   By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 05:51:34

7. I've always dreamed of her going up on me.....

   By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on May 1, 2009 05:56:30

8. Hey, lay off the koalas. If properly declawed, they're not half bad in the sack. Best if all, you just have to give them a few eucalyptus leaves and they're putty in your hands.

   By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:11:00

9. Todd, you've got to seek help over your Hayden Pannatiere obsession. So what if she's a grunty little 3 foot high midget with a freakishly large head? She's perfect for giving a blowjob, and resting your beer on her head while she's going at it...

   By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:22:03

10. And while you are talking your penis down from the ledge I would be busy slapping her pussy around like a red-headed stepchild! YEAH DROPPING LOADS!!!

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 06:27:43

11. What's with her massive forehead?

    By BarbadoSlim, on May 1, 2009 06:40:15

12. It's a good thing 99% of the world can look over head. Only 1% can actually see around that fuckin' thing.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:33:15

13. Yup, that tat showed up when she started dating Vince. The boy likes to mark his territory.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 07:59:23

14. she needs a place for me to rest my nuts..question answered..

    By pufferboy, on May 1, 2009 08:02:53

15. Finally, a woman I can relate to.

    By Danny Not a Midget DeVito, on May 1, 2009 08:32:10

16. That back fat is real...and spectacular.

    By Seinfeld, on May 1, 2009 08:37:52

17. She must be getting laid to look that happy and glowish...

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 08:46:08

18. I ran into her at Target not too long ago, and she does indeed have a HUGE head. I got flashbacks of "Bonk's Adventure".

    By Duder, on May 1, 2009 08:56:00

19. she looks like shes pushing 30 ffs.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 09:11:56

20. The tat says ‘Vivere’ meaning ‘to live’ in Italian

    By LLemon@30rockplz.com, on May 1, 2009 10:14:59

21. She IS doable.

    By MPT, on May 1, 2009 10:16:00

22. Todd, I believe it is time that you and your penis have couple's counseling.
    You both seem to have different wants and needs.
    Uniquely, he may actually have higher standards than you.

    By Siggy Freud, on May 1, 2009 10:27:21

23. what's wrong with 3 foot tall girls?

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 10:31:13

24. I may be the only one, but I think she's hot. She's pocket sized fun.

    By yep, on May 1, 2009 10:32:57

25. Who the hell is Big Pak?.... these are questions that i have time to ponder because i came too fast on that fine piece of koala meat.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 10:36:10

26. Oh Hell yeah I'd hit it, I'd just pretend I had become addicted to midget porn, that's all.

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 11:20:35

27. She's the goddess of the Munchkins.

    By Liza Judy's Kid, on May 1, 2009 12:55:20

28. She's going to look like pamela anderson in a couple of years; she's already got that "I have too much eyemakeup, used up look". Next comes fake tits & a blowjob/fuck film...

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 12:56:01

29. LOL @ # 4

    By anonymous, on May 1, 2009 13:07:35

30. What has this bitch done lately?
    Getting those fat little pig arms too.

    By jiffy, on May 1, 2009 14:50:29

31. FGP....Fat Girl Potential...She better keep up the workout routine or it's lights out

    By MCM, on May 1, 2009 16:53:29

32. Hey, don't be puttin' fat girls down. I guarandamntee you Monica is a much better piece of ass than some skinny skank.

    By Bill Clinton, on May 1, 2009 19:10:43

33. by the way, YES her Tattoo is real.....

    By barryW, on May 2, 2009 01:42:38

34. 33, so is her pussy -- tight and deep.

    By Cousin O.J., on May 2, 2009 12:06:50

35. #13: What the fuck are you talking about? When was she ever dating a Vince?
    
    Also, why do I care?

    By anonymous, on May 2, 2009 12:50:36

36. Kristen bell 5'1". Jessica Simpson 5'2". Britney Spears 5'2". Hayden Panettiere 5'.25". So you're really saying that less than two inches is the difference between girls who don't get razzed about their height and being called a circus freak?

    By anonymous, on May 2, 2009 23:08:33

37. She face kinda has a Lacey Chabert vibe in the first pic which would explain the shift in "doableness."
    
    Also, writing tattoos are so fucking pretentious and stupid.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 10:13:51

38. 27 - "She's the goddess of the Munchkins"
    
    LOL.
    
    

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 23:55:18