Look, I've been coming to this site for years now and I obviously like it. And I understand the idea of it is to make fun of celebs...and hey, that's fun. But where it really falls flat is when hot pictures of a girl come out and we have to say "she looks horrible", "she looks like a midget", "she has aids", or whatever. If you make fun of them even when they look good then when they do actually look like idiots...well, your critiques just lose something. Hayden looks hot here, alright? You can say she looks young or like a midget but anyone who does sounds like an idiot. No offense Todd...you usually crack me up but crying wolf all time takes away from when you really do have something funny to say.
I got dibs she turns into a major whorebag. After all, she was dating that 33 year old Ventimiglia (Heroes co-star) dude when she was 17. If she's dating another guy more than 12 years her age?...oh damn. She's got to be differently-abled.
My poor online brothers. You think hot 19 year old girls will prefer you to 30 year old guys, because? You will take her to Mikki D's and just want to ball all the time? No, they want romance. They want good conversation and feedback, and appreciation of their life goals and needs. They want you to set romantic moods and write them songs. But most importantly, they love men in sailor outfits and caps. Yaaar.
24 Comments:
Leave Your CommentDoes the yacht belong to that new 32 year old guy she's dating? She has issues. So does any guy of that age who would date a girl that looks 14. Sick.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 14:36:59
Who is the chick behind her in the denim vest with the big rack? Let's see some more of her.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 14:42:56
Hayden's fuckable
By MPT, on May 18, 2009 15:19:33
I can't but notice that set of tits, and the midget next to them.
By lkl, on May 18, 2009 15:22:21
She's perfect
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 15:34:51
You all are going to hate me, but I must say I love iCarly.
As for Hayden...no thank you.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 15:44:43
2. Who is the chick behind her in the denim vest with the big rack? Let's see some more of her.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 14:42:56
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I second this motion.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 15:52:18
SHE'S ON A MUTHAFUCKIN' BOAT!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 16:06:32
Look, I've been coming to this site for years now and I obviously like it. And I understand the idea of it is to make fun of celebs...and hey, that's fun. But where it really falls flat is when hot pictures of a girl come out and we have to say "she looks horrible", "she looks like a midget", "she has aids", or whatever. If you make fun of them even when they look good then when they do actually look like idiots...well, your critiques just lose something. Hayden looks hot here, alright? You can say she looks young or like a midget but anyone who does sounds like an idiot. No offense Todd...you usually crack me up but crying wolf all time takes away from when you really do have something funny to say.
By AGB, on May 18, 2009 16:39:28
#2 #7 I agree
Killer Rack !
By BukkNekkid , on May 18, 2009 17:49:49
6. You all are going to hate me, but I must say I love iCarly.
Is iCarly 18 yet? My penis is getting very impatient.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 18:44:20
she's a fucking cutie pie
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 18:52:34
She's going to be my second wife.
By Danny Not a Midget DeVito, on May 18, 2009 20:18:51
I got dibs she turns into a major whorebag. After all, she was dating that 33 year old Ventimiglia (Heroes co-star) dude when she was 17. If she's dating another guy more than 12 years her age?...oh damn. She's got to be differently-abled.
By cinco, on May 18, 2009 21:37:09
Sorry, but hot. I'd hit it over and over again in all sorts of positions and all kinds of places. Heeeeyawwwwwww!
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 00:59:36
I agree. She looks 13. And she's pissed because her 30+ year-old co-star broke-up with her. She has issues.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 04:42:56
I like Hayden. I think she's adorable. I like short girls, they're spunky and cute.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 05:08:03
i can hit Hayden... but i must agree.. the one with the rack.. who's that? Looks tastier.. :P
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 05:14:35
What the fuck is that line right below her gunt? Is that pussy hair? Stretch mark? C-Scar? Can somebody help with this?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 06:47:31
My poor online brothers. You think hot 19 year old girls will prefer you to 30 year old guys, because? You will take her to Mikki D's and just want to ball all the time? No, they want romance. They want good conversation and feedback, and appreciation of their life goals and needs. They want you to set romantic moods and write them songs. But most importantly, they love men in sailor outfits and caps. Yaaar.
By J. Mayer, on May 19, 2009 11:20:07
Who's the bitch in blue with the bolt ons?
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 11:40:40
#19 it's a scar from her sex change operation.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 13:18:28
hayden is a hottie
oh and thanks for the puffy sticker throwback
By don't hate hayden, on May 19, 2009 17:19:50
superpetite girls are awesome
far from being dainty, i find they usually take it rough
By unh, on May 21, 2009 02:34:45
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