33 Comments:

1. Hellloooooooooooo....Photoshop!!

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 04:01:53

2. I wonder how many cocks she sucked to get the cover.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 04:16:28

3. yeah photoshop...not to mention that every pic covers her stomach in some way. i'll believe paparazzi pix over airbrushed photoshoots anyday. someone needs to let her know a. she's not fooling anyone, and b. her "career" is over.

   By lex, on May 6, 2009 04:23:16

4. When is this dumb whore going to disappear already? This whole family seems incapable of feeling shame.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 04:51:01

5. Take another look at the picture with her in a black dress standing. Look closely at her hips. See that? That's a fat ass that even photoshop can't hide.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 06:47:29

6. I DONT THINK TONY CALLS THAT FAT. I DONT THINK TONY CAN CALL THAT FAT. TONY CANT CALL THAT FAT BECAUSE HE LEFT HIS CELL PHONE IN THE CAR AND HES REAL BUSY RIGHT NOW UP IN HIS MOTEL ROOM WORKING ON PLAYS WITH JASON WHITTEN.
   IM JSUT SAYIN.

   By TERELL OWENS., on May 6, 2009 06:52:03

7. Fuck this bitch.

   By Juan, on May 6, 2009 06:57:08

8. She's not unattractive because she's fat. She's unattractive because she looks like she's made of plastic. If you turned up the thermostat, her skin would melt off.

   By Will, on May 6, 2009 08:30:58

9. She's not fat!

   By Porky Pig, on May 6, 2009 08:33:15

10. All we need is some carrots, potatoes, and some broth and we can make pig stew….

    By Starving children all over the world , on May 6, 2009 08:36:05

11. Fat or not she looks like a fucking tranny.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 08:39:30

12. She's gorgeous, but she's dumber than a stump. Trust me, she's family.

    By Cousin O.J., on May 6, 2009 08:59:17

13. bitch gave us swine flu.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:08:53

14. Fat or not, that ain't her body on the cover. It looks like they popped her head onto someone else's body, and weren't too careful about it either.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:22:55

15. I'd hit it. Thick girls give it up good.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 11:07:31

16. Dangnabit!
    That PapaJoe be tryin' to outdoing me!
    I am going to get the family back from making moonshine down at the still and tell "Hanna" she got to pose on all fours in a g-string kissing a picture of Jesus for that Nooo York photographer woman. That'll do it.
    And I thought that Dina Lohan woman was screwing with my publicity machine!

    By Billy Ray, on May 6, 2009 11:25:24

17. Vanity Fair is the spawn of satan.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 11:59:10

18. # 2, I think you ment, how many did Pete have to for his sister in-law to be on the cover, while Dad was taking pictures.

    By Nick, on May 6, 2009 12:04:42

19. The 1st picture is so fake. No one, I mean no one doesn't have a crease somewhere! Her belly looks like it's squeezed into a lycra body suitesuite

    By Jason W., on May 6, 2009 12:08:13

20. Let me get this straight...
    
    Wearing jeans that sit at your waist versus ones that hang down at the edge of your hipbone, and show your asscrack when you put one foot foward, are considered "mom jeans"?!
    
    I guess I won't be shoppin' at Walmart anymore...
    

    By cinco, on May 6, 2009 12:09:36

21. worthless no-talent whore-pig.
    who the hell would give this bitch a dime to pose for their cover.
    and all they're really doing is enabling that worthless joe simpson to keep on whoring her out.

    By dad lohan, on May 6, 2009 12:57:54

22. Break out the Climbing Gear...........
    it's time to Scale those twin peaks !

    By BukkNekkid , on May 6, 2009 13:00:19

23. Who gives a shit about her photoshopped ass anymore...
    
    Im more concerned with how long we all have to wait till she gets caught riding Papa Joe by the paps...Thats the story im waiting to hear.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 13:03:53

24. 20, if you gots a good-lookin' asscrack, you's wantin' everybody to see it. Thass my cousin.

    By Cousin O.J., on May 6, 2009 14:39:42

25. photoshoped or not (we all know it is though) she still looks fat....

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 15:45:52

26. 16, you fuckin' with my family by tryin' to imitate me? I'll fuckin' send six mean rednecks after you.
    
    You leave my Miley alone, boy.

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on May 6, 2009 17:55:39

27. lie po suck shun

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 19:34:00

28. # 8 - she's ugly because of her prominent brow, hook nose and cleft chin (which seems to have been air brushed out of these pics). I've always thought that her face was a bit manly.

    By Red Cat, on May 6, 2009 20:02:03

29. I've fucked fatter.
    
    Specifically, my daughter when she was fatter.

    By Joe Simpson, on May 7, 2009 01:12:51

30. The second picture of her sitting on the chaise looks so stupid. Like she’s trying so hard to pose. No natural grace. Jess take a look at the Vicky secret models – Bar –Giselle –Miranda. They pose so naturally! Jess you just don’t know how to model. You make it looks so retarded. Mouth hanging open, like you couldn’t quite figure out what was just said.

    By Tom Brady, on May 7, 2009 03:58:47

31. This Billy Ray and Joe Hick are such amateurs. You only get great publicity from lesbianism darling!
    If you like fish, what's the problem?

    By Dina, on May 7, 2009 11:46:27

32. Still fat and still an imbecile,still pimped out for hire by a psycho dad.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 20:59:10

33. Jess is very sexy in a blowsy sort of way, but if you were going to fuck her, you would have to make her promise to wear a ball gag.
    
    Believe me, every word out of that slit's mouth is dumber than dirt.

    By George W. Beavis Bush, on May 8, 2009 19:54:53