Aw, MAN!!!! I thought there was a chance her hooters were real until I looked at this new gallery of photos. The nipples give it away, and the "cave in" effect at the top of the cleavage. Bummer.
Be still my beating heart! You mean we get you all to ourselves?! You've always been my favorite, Todd. Your lascivious ways put a smile on my face every day. ;)
Agree with # 3, and there is also some kind of icky stretch mark looking stuff happening on the bottom of her breasts. Air brushing has minimized it, but for some reason they left it so it is still visible.
Too bad about Dave leaving you in the lurch. However, you're the online, twenty-first century equivalent of the great critic William Hazlitt. I love the British chicks!
No more Dave? My scroll wheel is grateful for the break, and gone is that tense feeling of coming to the site wondering if I'd get slapped in the face with one of his shitty posts. Hallelujah.
Todd, I would have to say that you dont suck at this. You are actually one of the funniest people i have seen do this out of all the sites like it. Or... I have a very fucked up sense of humor... Either way. Keep up the good work Todd.
that sucks, really. todd, you're funny but you are WAY too stuck on bikini shots--as evidenced by the last several posts. Hot chicks are great, but...where's the GOSSIP, man.
You are a little slow, Todd. And you do kind of suck at it, but I'm thinking maybe that's why you're so awesome. You suck, yet somehow I constantly laugh while reading your wittiness. But then again, maybe I'm not laughing with you, but at you.
All joking aside, you are the funniest one out there. You kick TheSuperificial and TylerDurden's asses.
OK, Todd is like The United States of America and the others are like Iraq. Todd kills every time.
one of the things I like about this site is the trash/sex talk regarding the pictures you post. as a female, I find it hysterical. keep of the good work.
This must be my birthday too. Dave was about as funny as putting on a wet sock. Meaning Dave was so unfunny I couldnt read his posts on account of all the eye rolling. Not to mention, he never posted my comments telling how bad he was...which infuriated me even more. Good riddance, Todd, you rock!
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Leave Your Commentgood luck dave.
whatever happened to jenny?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:17:03
Lucy Pinder, Hot Pockets, and a Douglas Adams reference. Todd is either a genius or completely crazy.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:17:17
Aw, MAN!!!! I thought there was a chance her hooters were real until I looked at this new gallery of photos. The nipples give it away, and the "cave in" effect at the top of the cleavage. Bummer.
By BoobMan, on May 18, 2009 13:23:28
I was wondering about that as well, what did happen to jenny?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:31:54
That was quick, he didnt last long. Can Jenny come back?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:38:47
Be still my beating heart! You mean we get you all to ourselves?! You've always been my favorite, Todd. Your lascivious ways put a smile on my face every day. ;)
By Alana, on May 18, 2009 13:44:07
Jenny sold the site and now flies solo... you can look her up at myspace.com/idontlikeyouinthatway.
PS - 7 days of Todd is 7 days of goodness... minus the days you will inevitably ignore this site.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:44:23
Listen, gang, if we can't have Jenny, can we at least be happy Dave is gone?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:45:38
this is a tough gig. we'd rather have you seven days anyway...
By brackman, on May 18, 2009 13:47:47
Lucy, I'm home!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 13:52:05
7 days of Todd is awesome..but I'll miss Dave...he's even funnier on Twitter than he was on here.. :'( Plus he has awesome taste in movies.
By tattoodprincess, on May 18, 2009 13:57:34
Agree with # 3, and there is also some kind of icky stretch mark looking stuff happening on the bottom of her breasts. Air brushing has minimized it, but for some reason they left it so it is still visible.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 14:01:15
If the duct tape is living up to its hype, Jenny is still securely tucked away in my basement.
By Humpinfrog, on May 18, 2009 14:07:34
Rid of Dave and Lucy Pinder topless? It must be my fucking birthday!
By thebig28, on May 18, 2009 14:37:42
Can never get too much of you Todd! :)
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 14:51:14
Too bad about Dave leaving you in the lurch. However, you're the online, twenty-first century equivalent of the great critic William Hazlitt. I love the British chicks!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 15:04:18
Don't get me wrong - I'm very, very, very pro-Todd, but Dave was starting to grow on me, and I love Jenny. Don't tell me Jenny's gone!
By Cubs Fan, on May 18, 2009 15:10:14
Tits.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 15:12:23
LOL 14!!
7 days of Todd= Fuckin' awesome!
By FemBot, on May 18, 2009 15:16:06
Todd > Dave
By Me, on May 18, 2009 16:14:19
Dave, we hardly knew ye ...
Are you taking bids on Dave's replacement? May I suggest Vigilante? Who doesn't love an angry Canadian?
By Friends Of V, on May 18, 2009 16:16:08
Tits, every day please.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 16:29:02
What a disappointment. I'm talking about the titties, not Dave 24/7.
Well now that I think of it ... ; )
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 16:30:33
hey todd, i need a job. i'm a chick and i like lookin at nice tits and i hate paris hilton. so...do i have the job?
By Niecy, on May 18, 2009 17:09:04
Dang Me!
By Hung Wang, on May 18, 2009 17:13:43
No more Dave? My scroll wheel is grateful for the break, and gone is that tense feeling of coming to the site wondering if I'd get slapped in the face with one of his shitty posts. Hallelujah.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 17:42:04
Best of Luck Dave !
More BOOBIES !
By BukkNekkid , on May 18, 2009 17:43:28
Dave sucked. More Todd is more better.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 18:53:56
Wow, no fags or girls complaining that she's fat. This woman needs to be banged until she's comatose.
By Dr. Joyce Brothers Sister, on May 18, 2009 19:16:29
TOD FTW!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 19:17:52
I'd like to resubmit my suggestion from a few months ago that thebig28 be a contributor. The guy fucking cracks me up.
Also: titties!
By prease, on May 18, 2009 19:54:25
Jenny's been gone for a long time now, welcome to the party. Are you still upset that Jack Paar left the Tonight Show too?
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 20:10:16
YEs, thank zombie jesus for this one. God Dave was bad.
By anonymous, on May 18, 2009 21:20:49
You go thru collaborators the way I go through chonies, Todd.
More snark, plix!
By cinco, on May 18, 2009 21:25:57
Who the fuck was Dave?
By 5318008, on May 19, 2009 02:17:06
mmmmm Lucy is hot hot hot hot hot hot. Thank you Todd!!
By I love Lucy., on May 19, 2009 02:21:35
Bye Dave...
Todd, I would have to say that you dont suck at this. You are actually one of the funniest people i have seen do this out of all the sites like it. Or... I have a very fucked up sense of humor... Either way. Keep up the good work Todd.
By Cyan Manson, on May 19, 2009 04:17:36
that's too bad, I thought he was finally getting the hang of it
What did happen to Jennie???
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 04:50:22
Meh. I like cock better.
By Hung Wang, on May 19, 2009 05:25:45
that sucks, really. todd, you're funny but you are WAY too stuck on bikini shots--as evidenced by the last several posts. Hot chicks are great, but...where's the GOSSIP, man.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 05:51:23
You are a little slow, Todd. And you do kind of suck at it, but I'm thinking maybe that's why you're so awesome. You suck, yet somehow I constantly laugh while reading your wittiness. But then again, maybe I'm not laughing with you, but at you.
All joking aside, you are the funniest one out there. You kick TheSuperificial and TylerDurden's asses.
OK, Todd is like The United States of America and the others are like Iraq. Todd kills every time.
By Rebecca the Great, on May 19, 2009 06:58:08
one of the things I like about this site is the trash/sex talk regarding the pictures you post. as a female, I find it hysterical. keep of the good work.
By Lucy, on May 19, 2009 07:00:35
Dave started his own jewelry business: he's making pear necklaces.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 07:39:34
Dave's gone! Oh thank god.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 07:56:16
# 1,4,5, etc. Jenny has moved on as well, you can find her on myspace if you want details but no she won't be back. she's doing her own thing.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 09:09:05
#43 your comment is priceless! I almost forgot about Dave's "pear necklace" post...hahahahaha
By kimmie s, on May 19, 2009 09:12:33
Sorry 21, but Vigilante was not funny. Her comments were so fucking annoying. I have actually enjoyed her absence.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 09:25:20
47 -- agreed.
Dave must be so proud that he left the pear necklace legacy -- the only thing any of us will remember him for.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 09:54:49
#47 I agree. Vigilante is a mouthy, immature cunt who thinks her shit doesn't stink.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 10:26:32
Ya, the Pear necklace thing is pretty classic!
By FemBot, on May 19, 2009 11:54:58
Pear necklace...? Please explain.
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 15:54:42
dave = epic fail. FUCKIN' RIGHT, a whole week of TODD!!
By nikki, on May 19, 2009 17:24:44
#21 IS this so called vigilante...silly cornball poser bitch
By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 19:22:29
So Holly Madison is a "whore" but this fake-titted Ricki Lake face skank gets a pass? Bitch please.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 07:38:49
This must be my birthday too. Dave was about as funny as putting on a wet sock. Meaning Dave was so unfunny I couldnt read his posts on account of all the eye rolling. Not to mention, he never posted my comments telling how bad he was...which infuriated me even more. Good riddance, Todd, you rock!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 16:45:59
why are her nipples so small in picture 6 and much bigger in picture 7 and somewhere in between the two sizes in picture 8?
By pookie poo, on May 20, 2009 18:53:46
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