I don't care what you say. This woman is hotter than anyone, even if she does like girls. When we're married I'm going to tell her she can have all her girlfriends over for 3some sleepovers. We'll start with Lins and Ali.
Don't get me wrong, this chick shouldn't exactly being doing Shakespeare, but she's certainly no worse than Scarlet Johanssen or Natalie Portman or Cameron Diaz or 90% of these other talentless bitches out there.
Biel is an attractive woman yes, but how many girls you see in a Mall would look hotter if they had stylists, hair dressers, and publicists like her? She lucked out getting a part on a TV series when she was a teen, otherwise she night be waiting tables in LA today still looking for a break. She should be thankful for the B or C list celebrity status she has today. She also makes Miss California sound like Einstein.
Poor poor you, too hot, too full of yourself, too much of a sour puss....do what you used to do before you got a high profile boyfriend you cant cheat on....fuck somebody...thats how you got things before...just like the rest.
That's not her real nose, and her legs are too thick. Also, she often wears make-up shades that make her look corpse-like. She's trying to be a natural beauty, I don't need make-up, but it's ugly. And remember that recent tanning accident? And she's dating Justin Timberlake. She's sounds like GOOP. Very whiny and annoying.
Jessica. Forget about the serious actress bit. It's just not going to happen. Sorry.
Your best bet is to do a big comic book movie where you play a warrior chick who swings a big sword around while wearing a chainmail bikini (Red Sonja, Xena, Dejah Thoris, whoever) and then live off that paycheck for the rest of your life.
Plain fact is, the girl isn't a very good actress. Penelop Cruz is just as hot as Biel, if not hotter, yet she's able to get consistently good roles. She's almost as bad an actress as Amanda Peet, who is also not that attractive.
Jessica, baby, you're gorgeous! I got the perfect script for you, it'll show everybody you're a serious dramatic actress. You'll love it. It's called "Walking Away."
Bitch bitch bitch that's all she does hey Jessica there is the other Hollywood that does hire ugly girls like you yes the naughty one go over there and do some PORN those movies like yours lately go straight to DVD so you will feel welcome there ,she will be in those ASS movie watch
'Certain' actresses of her age-range who seem to enjoy a better career with more work and popularity are sabotaging Biel, along with sabotaging probably a few others. Makes sense if what she implies is true when she says that she gets a no even before auditioning. My guess? It could be Scarlett. That pasty talentless oyster-headed pig is known for diva attitude, ambitious mother in show-biz and having the connections to pull nasty stuff. Need I remind the horrendous JT vid?
her poses are so unnatural looking and its so obvious she is trying too hard to stick her ass out, you can see her back is arched and her legs aint straight, when u see her ass in a bikini its flat
Regarding to the article that I just read..'her beauty limits her career??'.. I've never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin's girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside!
Regarding to the article that I just read..'her beauty limits her career??'.. I've never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin's girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside!
Regarding to the article that I just read..’her beauty limits her career??’.. I’ve never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin’s girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside! Get cured, Jessica. Here is the article for you, Biel, which is about “Narcissistic overconfidence”
43 Comments:
Leave Your CommentConsidering Mr. Ed had already been done in the 60s, she's lucky a talking horse can find the work she has found.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 10:08:29
I don't care what you say. This woman is hotter than anyone, even if she does like girls. When we're married I'm going to tell her she can have all her girlfriends over for 3some sleepovers. We'll start with Lins and Ali.
By Michael Lohan, on May 20, 2009 10:10:08
Well since Jessica Biel is nothing but a clingy famewhore riding on JT's coattails, I can't say I'm surprised.
By Happy_Evil_Dude, on May 20, 2009 10:10:40
Don't get me wrong, this chick shouldn't exactly being doing Shakespeare, but she's certainly no worse than Scarlet Johanssen or Natalie Portman or Cameron Diaz or 90% of these other talentless bitches out there.
By thebig28, on May 20, 2009 10:35:22
"up her butt"
- sorry, that's the first thing I think when I see photos of her.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:13:28
Biel is an attractive woman yes, but how many girls you see in a Mall would look hotter if they had stylists, hair dressers, and publicists like her? She lucked out getting a part on a TV series when she was a teen, otherwise she night be waiting tables in LA today still looking for a break. She should be thankful for the B or C list celebrity status she has today. She also makes Miss California sound like Einstein.
By Morgan, on May 20, 2009 11:14:04
Let me smooth out those wrinkles on your ass, I mean dress please.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:21:42
Maybe its because she looks like she has a penis
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:30:48
I'd go straight if I could do anal with her. That ass was made for spelunkin'.
By Richard Gayboy Simmons, on May 20, 2009 11:52:28
She's 27, she kinda missed her window. The time to do the 'serious' but naked roles are earlier, before everyone knows you're desperate.
There are too many 18-21yr olds willing to do whatever for the Biels of the world(ie hot but not very talented) to take the high road.
Honestly, who would go to a J Biel movie to see her acting?
By boobsorgtfo, on May 20, 2009 11:58:25
The list was going great until you threw in Kate Winslet.
By Duke Steele, on May 20, 2009 12:15:17
Poor poor you, too hot, too full of yourself, too much of a sour puss....do what you used to do before you got a high profile boyfriend you cant cheat on....fuck somebody...thats how you got things before...just like the rest.
By Hung Wang, on May 20, 2009 12:19:40
exemplar for butterface
By exemplary, on May 20, 2009 12:40:47
she just knows how to catch men's fancy...idk
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:18:41
That's not her real nose, and her legs are too thick. Also, she often wears make-up shades that make her look corpse-like. She's trying to be a natural beauty, I don't need make-up, but it's ugly. And remember that recent tanning accident? And she's dating Justin Timberlake. She's sounds like GOOP. Very whiny and annoying.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:27:34
whatever happen to her in that stripper movie she did? Are telling me that she sucked even doing that? That's fucked up.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:29:14
Man! Her ass is just ready to be riding. Ass up, Bitch Down!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:32:36
NEWSFLASH TO JESSICA BIEL:
THE PROBLEM IS -- YOU CAN'T ACT FOR SH*T, AND YOU SEEM PERPETUALLY SOUR/SULKY/PISSED-OFF IN PUBLIC.
LOOK INTO DOING EXERCISE VIDEOS FOR A LIVING.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
By GET REAL, PLEASE, on May 20, 2009 13:45:08
Insert eye roll.
By Shut up fool., on May 20, 2009 14:05:24
Jessica. Forget about the serious actress bit. It's just not going to happen. Sorry.
Your best bet is to do a big comic book movie where you play a warrior chick who swings a big sword around while wearing a chainmail bikini (Red Sonja, Xena, Dejah Thoris, whoever) and then live off that paycheck for the rest of your life.
By Bob, on May 20, 2009 14:34:45
she gets better looking each time i see her.
By Bald Outing, on May 20, 2009 14:38:38
Plain fact is, the girl isn't a very good actress. Penelop Cruz is just as hot as Biel, if not hotter, yet she's able to get consistently good roles. She's almost as bad an actress as Amanda Peet, who is also not that attractive.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 15:01:33
Jessica, baby, you're gorgeous! I got the perfect script for you, it'll show everybody you're a serious dramatic actress. You'll love it. It's called "Walking Away."
By Hollywood agent, on May 20, 2009 16:16:20
too bad she doesnt know justin is gay.
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 16:16:41
This bitch...
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 17:48:00
shaddup an show more of your tits an ass!
By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 19:23:54
Bitch bitch bitch that's all she does hey Jessica there is the other Hollywood that does hire ugly girls like you yes the naughty one go over there and do some PORN those movies like yours lately go straight to DVD so you will feel welcome there ,she will be in those ASS movie watch
By Just do porn and STFU , on May 20, 2009 21:16:33
what's wrong with tilda swinton? she's hot.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 02:24:02
Maybe the casting directors are just afraid her penis might fall out on set.
By Juliet, on May 21, 2009 03:32:55
it seems to me that most commenters are women who are poor fat and ugly and men whos wives or girlfriends are fat and ugly.get real people..
By mr kool, on May 21, 2009 03:40:25
who is the cross dresser? maybe she'll slap me around.
By marv albert, on May 21, 2009 04:34:54
#30 you the only FAT AND POOR BITCH posting a comment here
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 04:44:16
She really can't act. Trust me, I know acting.
By Keanu Reeves., on May 21, 2009 04:52:59
She's delusional.
By jaye, on May 21, 2009 08:06:57
#30, agreed.
lol at #32. I can just see the cheetos dust mixed with twinkies cream spraying out of her mouth as she typed that with her greasy fingers.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:28:51
#30, I'm poor and fat, but the bitch is still a butterface. Not being a hater, cause homegirl does have a great ass.
I've seen her acting, THAT'S why she doesn't get good roles.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 15:23:10
They always say that after they show their tits in a film! Hey, if you wanted to be treated seriously, then don't act like a slut!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 16:59:06
She's a lesbian.
By Rosie O'Donnell, on May 22, 2009 01:08:47
'Certain' actresses of her age-range who seem to enjoy a better career with more work and popularity are sabotaging Biel, along with sabotaging probably a few others. Makes sense if what she implies is true when she says that she gets a no even before auditioning. My guess? It could be Scarlett. That pasty talentless oyster-headed pig is known for diva attitude, ambitious mother in show-biz and having the connections to pull nasty stuff. Need I remind the horrendous JT vid?
By Takanawa, on May 22, 2009 10:35:16
her poses are so unnatural looking and its so obvious she is trying too hard to stick her ass out, you can see her back is arched and her legs aint straight, when u see her ass in a bikini its flat
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 15:28:03
Regarding to the article that I just read..'her beauty limits her career??'.. I've never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin's girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside!
Get cured, Jessica.
By smart boy never choose sleazy girl, on June 8, 2009 10:49:38
Regarding to the article that I just read..'her beauty limits her career??'.. I've never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin's girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside!
Get cured, Jessica.
By smart boy never choose sleazy girl, on June 8, 2009 10:50:14
Regarding to the article that I just read..’her beauty limits her career??’.. I’ve never thought Jessica Biel is pretty or beautiful with that PRIMITIVE look. Esp., that swollen lips. When I saw the image of her in Disney Dream Photos portrayed as Pocahontas, it hit me..that I am not the only one who sees her look as a Neanderthal man. Frankly, who knew her before known as Justin’s girl? It was so easy success, luckily for her with that stupid sleazy look. What an ugly Narcissist who has dual face- violent temper inside, pretending to be good girl outside! Get cured, Jessica.
Here is the article for you, Biel, which is about “Narcissistic overconfidence”
http://health.usnews.com/articles/health/brain-and-behavior/2009/04/21/narcissism-epidemic-why-there-are-so-many-narcissists-now.html?PageNr=2
By cruel, on June 8, 2009 11:04:31
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