WHY does she always stand that way, pushing her butt out by about two feet? I'm as partial to a bit of booty as the next person (no flat asses for me, thanks), but she looks almost deformed in some of these pics.
“The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. It's at the point where I don't feel free to kiss my girlfriend when I want to. Boyfriend. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!"
To get good acting roles you need to be a good actor. She is famous for having a giant ass. Not because she is a good actor. She should shut the fuck up because the stupid floods out of her mouth every time she opens it.
I'm just imagining those lips wrapped around my johnson. Mmmmmm. That's it, sweetie. Use your tongue on the knob. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Omigod! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Well, Jess there's always porn! You could get hundreds of parts, and you wouldn't always have to look so pretty, cum shots would smear your make-up and porn stars start to look like rough, used up trash. And it's not so pretty looking having a dick, or 2, or 3 in your mouth, but people still can't get enough of it. But at least you would be working, and it would make you a humble person.
Both this and the 'too hot' comment are from the same interview. I'm not complaining that you've decided to treat them as entirely separate occurrences, as it gives you the excuse of running more pics of her, but... really.
She is a mediocre actor with mediocre looks and a fat ass. How fucking famous does she think she is going to get with those qualities? Her 15 minutes are almost up. Delusional fucking twat.
HEY FAT ASS JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, if you don't want the fame then go back to Minnesota and be a housewife with 5 annoying kids clinging to your ass looking for a place to hide from the rain
Man, that ass of hers. I don't know what to think anymore. I'd be fun to play with, but then I'm starting to think it's bigger than Kim Kardashian's. It's getting to damn big, IMO.
What does she carry in it anyway - has she ever said anything about a severe constipation issue? Maybe she has a problem with her gallbladder and can't digest things quickly...
Anyway, that ass is ready to explode and, when it does, RUN FOR FUCKING COVER, EVERYONE.
I agree with #2, her body looks deformed in these pictures. What is going on with her ass??? Ok, we get it, it's big and round...but coupled with the rest of her body, it looks like her ass is it's own entity that's slowly trying to separate from her body and become another talentless whiny actress.
Todd, you and all the little homos here keep prattling on about JB's toilet! I must admit it is truly magnificient but what I really find captivating is her neck, specifically JB's throat..I reaaly must make it a point to look her up when I get back to the Left Coast!
Any day now she's going to be taking herself off birth control & poking holes in Timberdouche's condoms. After that its over. We'll always have Rules of Attraction, Jessica. Everything else isn't worth picking up of a store shelf to look at.
#33 Is she from Minnesota, or are you dogging on my state? I don't have 5 annoying kids up here in MN, and it would be "looking for a place to hide from the mosquitos or the snow" -not rain. That would be Seattle. Idiot.
Maybe she should be "dating" Adam Lambert instead? He has a better voice than falsetto-boy and would certainly produce more publicity so that she can get a "C" list actress movie.
#47, yeah, Timberlake's baby would be a financial windfall, pr, and maybe some looks at better roles. She is really knownfor only being his flavor of the month for right now.
Oh, I would sooooooooo do her! Or maybe I should call Miss California for a date? Come on now record companies I need a BIG, BIG record deal. Don't be scared off by my mascara!
Alright, alright. I believe her body is hot you know, but that's just not enough to succeed and become a remarkable star in hollywood. She probably hires dressmakers in order to design her gowns with the specifications to hightlight her "incredibles" buttstocks, by the way they're not so great as she shows off them, take a look at some bikini of her pictures, they'ren't the big the deal.
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Leave Your CommentWho cares! Look at that @$$!! It's a real beauty I mean, something to truly behold.
By a girl, on May 21, 2009 09:30:46
WHY does she always stand that way, pushing her butt out by about two feet? I'm as partial to a bit of booty as the next person (no flat asses for me, thanks), but she looks almost deformed in some of these pics.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:33:39
Go dayum, she is fuckable as all hell! And what she dais about fame?... What famous person hasn't? Nothing new here.
And 3... 2.... 1.... cue the fat uglies and turd burglars scurrying out of their rat holes to call her "ugly", "stupid" and all the rest. lol
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:34:13
She is totally and incredibly fuckable. That's really all that matters with a woman, isn't it?
By Bill Clinton, on May 21, 2009 09:35:44
She's cranky. She's getting enough sack time. Leave your backdoor open and I'll come in and take care of things and make it all right.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:42:14
“The invasion of privacy is very tough. I am followed all day, every day. It's at the point where I don't feel free to kiss my girlfriend when I want to. Boyfriend. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!"
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 09:42:25
#6 - I see what you did so fucking poorly there...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 10:33:26
oops, somebody upset Rosie (#7)...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 10:39:41
If she wants to be famous and have plenty of work she should go to bigtitsroundasses.com
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 11:05:23
She's not that hot. Her ass is too big, her shoulders are too broad. Her tits are so-so. She'll hit a wall when she's older.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 11:16:13
To get good acting roles you need to be a good actor. She is famous for having a giant ass. Not because she is a good actor. She should shut the fuck up because the stupid floods out of her mouth every time she opens it.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 11:19:36
I want to perform a high colonic on her with my tongue.
By thebig28, on May 21, 2009 11:21:40
Great caboose.
By Ken Mehlman, on May 21, 2009 11:28:06
Those chompers are a little dingy...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 12:03:14
AND again, insert eyeroll here.
By ShutupJessica, on May 21, 2009 12:24:10
Oh. MY. GOD!! Fucking hilarious post. Seriously!! kudos!!
By Victoria, on May 21, 2009 12:25:46
I'm just imagining those lips wrapped around my johnson. Mmmmmm. That's it, sweetie. Use your tongue on the knob. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Omigod! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Now get the fuck out of here.
By Bill Clinton, on May 21, 2009 12:40:51
honestly id be cranky too if my boyfriend kept forgetting my name and calling me mom.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 12:54:23
Jessica needs to be naked & ready for doggy style, or sucking my schongus longus...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 12:58:06
After she shaves off some of her ass and teeth, then "maybe" she can call herself hot. Until then, not!!!
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 13:05:08
Well, Jess there's always porn! You could get hundreds of parts, and you wouldn't always have to look so pretty, cum shots would smear your make-up and porn stars start to look like rough, used up trash. And it's not so pretty looking having a dick, or 2, or 3 in your mouth, but people still can't get enough of it. But at least you would be working, and it would make you a humble person.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 13:09:16
Nice turd-cutter.
By Ken Mehlman, on May 21, 2009 13:10:34
*yawn*..annoying white trailer park trash trying to look sophisticated now that she is a movie star..
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:07:34
She either needs a new boyfriend or a stronger vibrator. Calmn down honey !
By Lee Strasberg, on May 21, 2009 14:12:19
Both this and the 'too hot' comment are from the same interview. I'm not complaining that you've decided to treat them as entirely separate occurrences, as it gives you the excuse of running more pics of her, but... really.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:31:03
As long as she continues to stand that way no one will take her seriously. Not that I am judging.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 14:56:50
That is a FINE ass. Can't say enough about that ass. Everything else is pure shite.
By jimmy, on May 21, 2009 15:23:23
who is this dude?
oh, is this tranny justin timberlake's boyfriend?
anyway, i'd hit it, facedown a55 up
By fdau, on May 21, 2009 15:47:47
At least when Jessica speaks you don't get that sudden urge to shoot her in the face.
cough*MeganFox*cough
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 16:03:00
Lol, Rosetta Stone. Her body is incredible, but I've seen those pics of her without makeup. Hers is the rags-to-riches tale of a butterface.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 16:42:27
#11 is right on the money. She's a self important twit who happens to have a body for fucking; she needs to be naked & on all 4's...
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 18:53:59
She is a mediocre actor with mediocre looks and a fat ass. How fucking famous does she think she is going to get with those qualities? Her 15 minutes are almost up. Delusional fucking twat.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 20:41:48
HEY FAT ASS JUST SHUT THE HELL UP, if you don't want the fame then go back to Minnesota and be a housewife with 5 annoying kids clinging to your ass looking for a place to hide from the rain
By SHUT THE HELL UP FAT ASS, on May 21, 2009 20:47:50
Agree with # 2, she`s going to get back problems trying to be like J Ho.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 21:25:51
Man, that ass of hers. I don't know what to think anymore. I'd be fun to play with, but then I'm starting to think it's bigger than Kim Kardashian's. It's getting to damn big, IMO.
What does she carry in it anyway - has she ever said anything about a severe constipation issue? Maybe she has a problem with her gallbladder and can't digest things quickly...
Anyway, that ass is ready to explode and, when it does, RUN FOR FUCKING COVER, EVERYONE.
By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 22:43:43
I'd fuck her!
By Rosie O'Donnell, on May 22, 2009 00:50:53
I agree with #2, her body looks deformed in these pictures. What is going on with her ass??? Ok, we get it, it's big and round...but coupled with the rest of her body, it looks like her ass is it's own entity that's slowly trying to separate from her body and become another talentless whiny actress.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 02:01:02
she LOVES THE ATTENTION!! just look at how she sticks her ass out!! if you want no paps then become a theatre actress you stupid attention whore!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 02:19:42
Todd, you and all the little homos here keep prattling on about JB's toilet! I must admit it is truly magnificient but what I really find captivating is her neck, specifically JB's throat..I reaaly must make it a point to look her up when I get back to the Left Coast!
By Albert DeSalvo, on May 22, 2009 02:24:02
Great can.
By Ken Mehlman, on May 22, 2009 02:53:08
Her & megan fox both should be a couple. Two hot bitches that talk about stupid dumb shit all the time. That & ass-fucking each other. Sweet.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 03:43:53
Hey jess, why don't you let your ass do all the acting & do let your mouth do something else besides talking? Think about it.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 03:49:28
Goddamn the booty in these pics is LEGENDARY.
By Jester, on May 22, 2009 05:23:09
do anal porn you skank
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 06:24:30
<inserts dick in her mouth>
There! Now she's shut up!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 06:26:35
Does she get paid by the mile to haul that ass around?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 06:47:42
Any day now she's going to be taking herself off birth control & poking holes in Timberdouche's condoms. After that its over. We'll always have Rules of Attraction, Jessica. Everything else isn't worth picking up of a store shelf to look at.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 07:25:15
#33 Is she from Minnesota, or are you dogging on my state? I don't have 5 annoying kids up here in MN, and it would be "looking for a place to hide from the mosquitos or the snow" -not rain. That would be Seattle. Idiot.
By Norway Descended, on May 22, 2009 08:58:08
"chances are a dude who needed Rosetta Stone to find the directions to your house" LMAO brilliant and hilarious.
By Todd's BM, on May 22, 2009 09:36:24
Maybe she should be "dating" Adam Lambert instead?
He has a better voice than falsetto-boy and would certainly produce more publicity so that she can get a "C" list actress movie.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 10:12:43
She really just needs to keep showing her tits. That'll get her better roles
By BukkNekkid , on May 22, 2009 13:57:54
man that dude has a nice ass
oh wait
By adam lambert, on May 22, 2009 14:45:26
why she sticking out her butt 5 feet far?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 00:36:34
#47, yeah, Timberlake's baby would be a financial windfall, pr, and maybe some looks at better roles. She is really knownfor only being his flavor of the month for right now.
By Bbay, on May 23, 2009 01:50:44
did big ass girl who wont shut up died?
By tammy joint, on May 23, 2009 05:02:08
Oh, I would sooooooooo do her!
Or maybe I should call Miss California for a date?
Come on now record companies I need a BIG, BIG record deal.
Don't be scared off by my mascara!
By Adam Glambert, on May 23, 2009 09:53:43
She looks like she needs to take a shit.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 16:32:53
Alright, alright. I believe her body is hot you know, but that's just not enough to succeed and become a remarkable star in hollywood. She probably hires dressmakers in order to design her gowns with the specifications to hightlight her "incredibles" buttstocks, by the way they're not so great as she shows off them, take a look at some bikini of her pictures, they'ren't the big the deal.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 16:15:43
I wouldn't want those horse teeth near my penis.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 03:11:28
She's morphing into Faye Dunaway right before our eyes. :^(
By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 05:48:06
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