34 Comments:

1. her feet look like she was on the I love lucy show making wine with her feet,,but my god she is hot and i want her now more than ever

   By seal, on May 12, 2009 04:16:52

2. Agreed. I might rub one out at work.

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 04:28:38

3. GUNT

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 04:37:52

4. Look at her stomach in picture #5...Is she pregnant?? WTF!

   By Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! THUNDERTHIGHTS!!, on May 12, 2009 04:52:51

5. Thunderthights? huh?

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 04:59:17

6. drumstick, anyone?

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 05:23:37

7. She looks so preggo in that one pic with her giant belly hanging out!

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 05:24:25

8. Kelly Clarkson performing at SeaWorld? Too easy...

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 05:49:36

9. Jessica looked great in those Daisy Dukes in Dukes of Hazard but now not so much.

   By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 05:59:52

10. I don't know guys...if you don't want to hit that...now's the time to admit, that at some point in your life...you've crapped semen.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 06:18:07

11. Why did I click on pic 3? Oh my eyes!

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 07:09:44

12. Poor thing; she's got the early stages of Dunlap's Disease!

    By fubar, on May 12, 2009 07:17:19

13. I'd make her the queen of my double-wide trailer.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 07:23:33

14. Jessica could gain 50 pounds and I still wouldn't think she was fat after the KELLY CLARKSON pictures!!!

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 07:28:27

15. She's hot and would certainly be a great fuck, but she's so fucking stupid she might not even qualify as human. One could say Jessica is just a life-support system for a cunt.

    By Michael Lohan, on May 12, 2009 07:32:11

16. When she tries to wear Daisy Dukes they should be called Daisy Pukes.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 08:01:31

17. GOOD GAWD my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks like a pregnant retard, wtf is she doing up there, is that "dancing" or some sort of seizure. She needs to die. Seriously. Fucking twit.

    By Carrie Underwood, on May 12, 2009 09:05:14

18. Stupid fat little ho...
    
    now roll over.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 09:25:57

19. I can't say that Jessica Simpson is fat. I know, I know, hate me if you want, but she isn't.If this chick would dress normal, instead of trying to look like a hillbilly circus clown, she would look better. Like 10 times better.

    By Jessica, on May 12, 2009 12:38:31

20. As my old man used to tell me ...
    "Fat chicks need Lovin' too!"

    By BukkNekkid , on May 12, 2009 13:29:12

21. are you serious? she doesn't even look the least bit fat here! she looks fine

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 13:37:25

22. God I am so sick of this fucking retard.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 14:19:24

23. Clarkson may have rebar in her Spanx, but Messica has rebar in her ridiculous shoes. She got stubby little leggies.

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 16:05:24

24. She looks better now than with her ribs sticking out for Dukes movie. That was too skinny.. She does look pregant in pics 5, 6. Is she pregnant yet? If TonyRomo does not marry her, she is going to have a breakdown. She probably is pregnant. Theyhav ebeentogether two year, long years sogood chances are she get pregnant first for just in case he does not marry her.
    P.S. I do not beleive or agree with these women who try totrap a guy. JS can afford a kid , but still getting pregnant is old and dumb and you still cannot keep the man by getting pregnant.

    By Non Jessica Simspon fan, on May 12, 2009 17:17:35

25. #10 LOL there are both male and female posting here and crapping semen is normal daily activity for most of them ...but goddamn thats so gross

    By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 20:28:49

26. #10 If you want to hit that,you must really miss your herd

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 00:21:09

27. There's some lard on this retard, but compared to Kelly Clarkson; give her a spray tan and she could be starring in an Oxfam advert next to a bunch Ethiopians.

    By Sum Ting Wong, on May 13, 2009 01:58:30

28. She has kankles and what's with that big belly!!!! yuck that is so gross. Get rid of those old shorts. you're not young anymore. you look like the lady from Something about Mary!

    By Nick, on May 13, 2009 04:33:46

29. #25, #10 here. Thanks! I was feeling creative. I was trying to work "french kissing her Hemorrhoids" into the joke, but I puked in my mouth a little.

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 06:01:18

30. There's nothing quite as lame as totally uncoordinated chicks trying so desperately to "be cunt-ry". Check out pic #3; total retard dancing...

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 06:15:08

31. #26 LOL! I'm surprised PETA hasn't gone after Romo yet. Surely the unspeakable acts he performs with that cow qualify as animal abuse.

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:03:13

32. Awe, c'mon Todd. You know those pictures were just bad angles. Photographers never want to show people in the best of lighting. every girl should be allowed to have a little weight on her.

    By Sally Struthers, on May 13, 2009 08:06:00

33. She dances just like her sister, now we know where she got her stupid moves!!!! ha ha ha ha

    By SNL, on May 13, 2009 09:05:13

34. Tell me all you were on vacation last week did you sleep through the Jessica's pregnant news or what.
    Seriously need 2 slow down on the crapachinos people.
    
    C'MON!!!

    By A man named GOB, on May 13, 2009 11:24:54