80 Comments:

1. say what u will about the wife but jon gosselin is gross utterly ugly and a fame whore it's disgusting eck

   By Grace yip, on May 6, 2009 05:01:27

2. These two are fucked. Jon is a 30something year old man going on 13, and Kates favorite hobby is rolling her husbands balls in her palm like chinese stress balls.
   
   Sorry kids!

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 05:02:10

3. We now have another single, crazy Octomom. Hooray!

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 05:39:36

4. "It's a lovely day for a murder suicide...."

   By The Ghost Of Fred Rogers, on May 6, 2009 05:42:22

5. Any other evidence that this is true? I feel bad for those kids growing up with that mess.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 05:42:58

6. so he is banging the girl in the pic..hell i would leave my wife for that piece of ass too no prob..she is hot

   By biker boy, on May 6, 2009 06:12:26

7. This is not surprising. She doesn't even know how to be married. Sure married couples can be irritable and snippety with each other, but she is a raging bitch. She constantly puts him down. Also, when she met him, he was unemployed and living with his mother. He's a slacker. It pisses her off, but that's what she married. She knew what she was getting. A slacker. Get used to it Kate. He obviously wants to have some fun. Poor guy had Ms. Cunt snare him, now she belittles a rips him a new one. Bitch and Slacker + 8.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 06:19:56

8. I'd be cheating on that cunt, too.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 06:23:19

9. #6 I hope you dont think Jon is banging the girl in the pictures below the banner? That would be Gemma Atkinson... There would be no way he could get within 100feet of a fine piece like her.
   
   Now, if you meant the pic in US magazine of the girl laounging on the grass...then carry on.

   By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 06:59:11

10. Simce when is 32 the "double" of 23?
    
    Oh wait, just remembered every single person in this story is a fucking moron.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:01:02

11. She's a raging bitch, he's a slacker asshole who's fucking around with a much younger GIRL (not even a woman). I can't begin to understand his total lack of judgement on this, or her lack of understanding men (raging bitch = drive men away). Regardless, they have 8 kids between them; they need to be adults about this, or the ones that will be hurt will be the kids. And that's not even close to being acceptable.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:05:17

12. Gemma is the hottest piece of ass on planet earth! Man, I'd love to get her naked...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:06:01

13. hooray for boobies! no idea what the other jibber jabber is about above.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:09:10

14. I hate the word, but there's no other to describe Kate but "cunt." Look up "cunt" in Webster's or the OED and there's Kate's pic. Kate is a raging, fucking, miserable cunt who deserves the worst of everything, including the worst, slowest, most painful kind of death -- and sooner rather than later. Fucking cunt.
    
    They're both media whores. Fuck them all.

    By Ken Mehlman, on May 6, 2009 07:22:05

15. lol at #7's "Bitch and Slacker + 8"

    By Chantelle, on May 6, 2009 07:36:55

16. They all look like a bunch of fucking 'tards.
    
    Yeah, I said "'tards." As in "retards."

    By Angry Bob., on May 6, 2009 07:42:00

17. They all look like a bunch of fucking 'tards.
    
    Yeah, I said "'tards." As in "retards."

    By Angry Bob., on May 6, 2009 07:42:13

18. Yes finally more Gemma. Way damn better then Megan Fox. Her body is flawless.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:48:00

19. Having eight kids in a muslim country is called a good start, Kate would look good in a burqa and Jon could beat her with a stick whenever she got out of line.
    
    Jon just needs to pack it up and move to Islamabad.
    

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 07:48:38

20. #19: Good call. I'll be first in line to throw a stone at her in a soccer arena.

    By Ayman Al-Zippy, on May 6, 2009 07:57:04

21. Yes, Kate is a complete hose beast. That doesn't make adultry okay. If he's unhappy then he needs to divorce her ass.

    By Let's Go Bucs., on May 6, 2009 08:12:39

22. Why can't women today grasp how ridiculously simple it is to keep a man? If you do these 3 simple things, he will have little reason to stray:
    1. Feed him.
    2. Fuck him.
    3. Shut up.
    
    It's so goddamn simple.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:29:44

23. Does anyone else find this brother's quote just kind of repulsive and attention-whoring? I mean, I'm not doubting that Jon is just the kind of douchebag to cheat on his wife after their religion forces them to have eight children after in vitro, but that quote seems off to me. Um, we're going to like, um, like, act like children about sex. What GROWN MAN would release a statement like that? He sounds like a total fucking idiot. Does he have a learning disability?

    By Fuck you Jon, on May 6, 2009 09:48:21

24. So sad, but 22 is right. I'm a total slacker but in the 6 years I've been married, my husband hasn't gone more than two days w/o a good fuck. We are the happiest couple I know.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:48:26

25. Hey he want white girl, he get white girl! So solly sucka! Now she's gonna take him for all his yen! Booya!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:54:21

26. #22: You left out:
    
    4. Swallow
    5. Anal, anal, anal.

    By Jon Gosselin, on May 6, 2009 09:56:06

27. #11 -- is 23 really considered a "girl"?
    
    Either way, this is the least surprising news I've heard in awhile. I feel bad for those kids, because if they don't find out now, they will in a few years.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:57:48

28. Jon, just a word of advice from an older and wiser man than yourself.
    
    English Common Law defines the 'Rule Of Thumb': The instrument used to beat one's wife be no larger in circumference than one's thumb.
    
    Take my advise boyo and never use anything smaller!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:00:12

29. I like how the brother is acting like he's doing her some huge favor by telling this story. Like he's making her look like a whore for her own good. Did he need to go into the details about hearing them having sex? Ugh. Let's not pretend he didn't come forward with that story just for the $$$. Douchebag.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:05:12

30. While not as crass as #22, I agree with the point. Marriage isn't terribly difficult as long as you can remember to put your spouse's needs before your own...but it has to work BOTH ways!
    
    I don't like Kate (emasculating is an understatement for her behavior), but adultery is still wrong. If he's that unhappy, maybe Jon should get a job, love/visit/support his kids, file for divorce and just keep it in his pants until its all final!
    
    I love all the equations you can make out of this situation, though... The stupid math is the best part of this whole ordeal! Keep em coming! LOL!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:13:32

31. #22. +1

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:15:11

32. I didn't know this was a good excuse for adultery.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:20:18

33. "Ick. Nast."? Who the hell says - ?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:25:24

34. I've never seen this show bit I agree with #17, are some of these kids downsies?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:31:33

35. I'm sorry, who?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:36:12

36. Who are these people? Why are they in my favourite gossip blog? WHO ARE THEY??????

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:41:22

37. bout time we gots some new titz 4 a change.
    whos complainin?

    By baby #8, on May 6, 2009 10:43:32

38. This proves the point that any loser can get a decent, better-than-them woman, since women have such low self-esteem and neediness issues. All you need to say is shit like, " your body is a wonderland". Works like an effing charm, I tell you.
    Hey, maybe I should write a pick-up girls book! Way cool.

    By J. Mayer, Intellectual, California, on May 6, 2009 11:09:44

39. You see that is why you red-blooded American beer-drinking males should love us. Send her to us Jon and me and the Ayatollahs will beat her with a stick!
    And then send us Barbara Streisand.
    
    

    By Mo Ahmadinejad, Pistachio Nut, Iran, on May 6, 2009 11:12:54

40. I am glad that the husband is getting some on the side because I am STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT, STRAIGHT.

    By STRAIGHT Wolverine , on May 6, 2009 11:26:56

41. I don't give a fuck about these 2 losers; what's more important is GEMMA! She's the hottest piece of ass on Planet Earth; she makes Megan Fox look ugly! God I'd love to do her...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 11:37:50

42. Too many Koreans. Too bad they didn't get a white one from all the money they spent on fertility treatments. Tough luck guys.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 11:46:29

43. It is my belief that Kate is a closet-lesbo. All she does is emasculate (I likey this word!) Jon. We all know this, even though some of us don't watch that TLC-Bravo-Hallmark-Whatever-The-Fuck-Channel reality show.
    
    Her hair alone proclaims her a raging cunty lesbian, and he acts like a girl - submissive and not in a good way for those that like that type of shit.
    
    It goes against my nature to condone adultery, but....she a bitch, yo!
    
    You go, Jon!

    By cinco, on May 6, 2009 11:55:56

44. So who is the father of the boy with the glasses?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 12:50:48

45. This bitch is perhaps THE nastiest PMS'ing cunt I've seen on TV.
    
    RUN JON...run for your life!!!!

    By BarbadoSlim, on May 6, 2009 12:55:04

46. The saddest thing about this is what it's going to do to those kids. Cute kids; they don't deserve the pain & grief their fucked up parents are going to be creating...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 13:00:58

47. Great call on the Gemma pics !

    By BukkNekkid , on May 6, 2009 13:05:58

48. Maybe Jon has a 10" cock. I know he's Korean, but it's possible.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 13:35:49

49. Jon needs to keep his dick in his pants and stop acting like a baby. He knew who his wife was when he got married. He claims to be a Christian, but doesn't want to honor the most basic of holy vows. And another thing, maybe he isn't a prince to have around the house either. Maybe old Kate would like to get a stud with a bigger dick who's actually heard of cunnilingus, or who at least helps out a bit without having to be shamed into it on national television. Difference is that Kate can't get away from that brood and the house she has to run long enough to get a bit of action. Jon, as usual, is out galavanting, only thinking of himself. And #22, wives aren't slaves, sent to cater to your every need. Maybe YOU need to think of ways to keep your wife interested in "seeing to your every need" instead of just sitting around, scratching your beer belly, burping, and picking your nasty toenails.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 13:47:15

50. I Love jon and kate!!!!!! I dont believe the rumors its just for publicity

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 13:50:26

51. Whoever this dumb 23 year old is, that he's dating. She's a dumbass to go after an ugly slacker who will soon be paying child support for 8 kids!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 16:43:47

52. "WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS, JOHN?"
    
    WHY - I WOULD FUCK SOME STRANGE!
    
    HIGH FIVE INDEED!!!

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 16:52:41

53. Who the hell are these people that they are being written about as if they are actual movie stars or something? Aren't they like the married version of Octo-Mom? No wonder I stopped watching tv in the 70's.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 17:04:40

54. I have no sympathy for Kate. I have watched less than 3 minutes total of that show, but even I know she is a royal c-unt. Good for Jon. (I'm a woman, by the way.)
    But, pretty shitty of the brother to blab on the sister. And who would want a guy with the ENORMOUS baggage of 8 young kids and a shrewish wife?

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 18:38:32

55. So right 22, but "legit suck jobs on a regular basis" should definitely be on that list. Blow jobs are a womans civic duty!

    By FemBot, on May 6, 2009 18:49:25

56. Based on #49's comments we can conclude that she is a cold, emasculating shrew who does not regularly fuck her man much less suck his dick.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 19:01:17

57. They are both obnoxious children. Go to fucking counseling, goddamn.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 23:35:43

58. I hate these assholes, but at least they aren't a drain on society like Octocunt.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 00:14:11

59. #49:
    
    You must have come over from the fat queer's site. Jon realized he is trapped. His only release is divorcing that raging cunt of a wife or murder-suicide. If he kicks the bitch to the curb, he may be living out of his car, but at least he would be away from that raging bitch.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 01:19:40

60. Hey #49, lol, maybe you should give Kate a call, meet up and scissor to your heart's delight while ranting about those evil mens. You sound just as shitty as her.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 02:17:24

61. Let this be a lesson to all the bitchy women out there. If you're a miserable bitch your man will cheat on you sooner or later, no matter how many kids you trap him with. Especially if you are as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside like Ms. Gosslin here.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 03:31:11

62. You try divorcing a woman with 8 brats. Child support would leave him pennyless. Yes useless bitches like Kate, who are too lazy to work, push out brats for financial security. They find an idiot who will make those brats, and later drain him of every penny he's got. This country needs reform.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 03:43:22

63. KATE PLUS EIGHT PLUS JON EVERY OTHER WEEKEND!

    By tferlisi, on May 7, 2009 03:47:18

64. Hate to say it but #22 and # 24 have a point. I'm with # 24. Every other day at least and we're still the happinest couple I know.

    By Judy, on May 7, 2009 03:51:52

65. I've only seen one episode of this barf fest. Jon had the back of the mini-van open in a parking lot and had to dig a turd out of the constipated ass one of his little tards. Can't top that unless one of those little brats falls into a wood chipper and Jon has to dig that out too. Take this shit off TV, take away their paychecks and all other support and let chaos ensue! Yeah, murder/suicide sounds about right.

    By youcandieNOW, on May 7, 2009 04:12:01

66. I heart cock.

    By Hugh Jackman, on May 7, 2009 04:27:11

67. This story sounds fake.. until it comes from Jon or Kate's mouth, I don't believe it.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 05:15:49

68. I think no amount or variety of sex could possibly mitigate the foul, nasty, mean, castrating, domineering personality of that she-beast Kate. I can only imaging what an oppressive, can't-win ordeal it must be for a man to sex her. Afterward, I wouldn't know what to do first -- cut off my head or cut off my dick.

    By Ken Mehlman., on May 7, 2009 05:42:54

69. #1 you're an idiot. why don't you look a little further than appearance. she is a raging lunatic bitch.
    it is never right to cheat but god you missed the whole point.
    my eyes hurt from reading your retarded comment

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 05:58:59

70. #22 i'm a female, been with my boyfriend for 6 years.... i couldn't agree more (:

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 06:02:15

71. I heart cock.

    By Hung Wang aka markeeoo, on May 7, 2009 06:08:15

72. #48
    We all know that isnt possible. No way!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 08:13:16

73. #48 no it's not.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 08:19:54

74. Those are some of the fugliest kids ever to reach planet Earth.

    By Tom Cruise, on May 7, 2009 11:12:32

75. #65. I have tears down my face from your comment. Fucking hilarious...and true. I saw that episode also and wanted to kick in my TV. Dicks.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 11:33:31

76. Hey #71, will you stop riding on hung wang, markeeoo or whoeverthefuck's dick? Fucking douchebag.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 11:51:16

77. Why is it always the ugly people who breed so many ugly chinky babies?

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 16:48:26

78. WWWhhhhOOooo cares?

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 03:06:18

79. she just like your typical women wants the big paycheck and f another guy. What the hell did she do any way spread her legs?? that takes talent. Take the kids from both of them and ive em toc octo mom

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 17:23:50

80. shes sucking lots of cocks now.

    By billy carter, on June 13, 2009 13:57:19