Why Keanu? If you're going after some quick cash, go after Mel. He's a fuckin' billionaire and has been in a drunken stupor for most of his life. He'd probably settle quietly.
Sorry but.. nowdays.. with DNA test.. i dont know how anyone will go into this idiotic idea of saying that has 4 adults children of anyone that is rich or a celebrity. This is simple.. DNA test will say the truth, and if the truth is that those kids are not his, i will personaly help reeves to sue her ass to bankrupt... !!! bitch..
Great all this world needs is another money grubbing whore out to ruin a man rep and steal his money, sorry but I think the whole idea of child support is the biggest damn joke on the face of the earth.
Not so far fetched. Keanu Reeves had a daughter with Tanya Vece in 2002. They worked some side deal to hush her up. Tanya's daughter looks just like Keanu Reeves but has her blue eyes. It was even in the LVRJ a couple of times. Trush is stranger than fiction. This could be. If is wasn't wouldn't he just take the DNA test, keep it out of the media, and proove her as a crazy fan?
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Leave Your CommentWhy Keanu? If you're going after some quick cash, go after Mel. He's a fuckin' billionaire and has been in a drunken stupor for most of his life. He'd probably settle quietly.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:03:40
this woman must be highly delusional if she rates her chances & those turn out to be NOT his kids
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:06:17
Typical gold digging cunt female.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:06:20
Sorry but.. nowdays.. with DNA test.. i dont know how anyone will go into this idiotic idea of saying that has 4 adults children of anyone that is rich or a celebrity. This is simple.. DNA test will say the truth, and if the truth is that those kids are not his, i will personaly help reeves to sue her ass to bankrupt... !!! bitch..
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:11:16
Who the hell would go after Keanu Reeves for anything without using a lawyer? She's clearly insane.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:19:49
Sorry but on what planet does it cost $150,000 a month to raise a child? Nothing but extortion.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:23:29
looks like the same woman that sold michael jackson her baby.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:33:48
I wonder if he had a personality back than cause this guy is a ZERO.....
By Hung Wang, on May 29, 2009 06:57:25
If you want to try force a celeb to take a pointless paternity test, why choose Keanu? Why not shoot big like...uh...Nick Nolte?
By jtg, on May 29, 2009 07:12:28
"$150,000 per month child support (retroactive 21 years)" works out to $75.6 million. Ridiculous.
By Samela, on May 29, 2009 07:37:48
So this is what turned him gay.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 07:41:24
I thought Canoe liked boys. I can't wait for his next movie 'cause he's a great actor.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 07:42:40
Great all this world needs is another money grubbing whore out to ruin a man rep and steal his money, sorry but I think the whole idea of child support is the biggest damn joke on the face of the earth.
By hotchick, on May 29, 2009 08:08:53
what woman?
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 08:47:31
Ooops, mistake on the math. Blame it on Friday brain.
"$150,000 per month child support (retroactive 21 years)" works out to $37.8 million. Still completely ridiculous.
By Samela, on May 29, 2009 09:22:21
Like, Keanu's Excellent Adventure!
Hang 10 dude !
By Jeff Spicolli, on May 29, 2009 10:31:30
I... I... am not the one.
The kid's are not my sons ...
they're Big Paks...
Heee heee heee
(then moonwalk)
Shit! My nose fell off!
By M. Jackson, on May 29, 2009 10:59:24
I think the dog is the father.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 11:19:46
Keanu might want to clean up his act a little. He isn't that hot.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:22:07
Man, I don't think David Geffen will like this at all....
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on May 29, 2009 14:25:16
God he is so hot.
By Hung Wang, on May 29, 2009 17:33:55
maybe the brange will support.
By samantha, on May 29, 2009 18:00:26
She looks like Paul McCartney with a long blonde wig.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 16:17:31
How old is Keanu anyway? Could he possibly have fathered a 25 year old? I thought he was only like 40.
By I know it works at that age, but what??, on May 31, 2009 08:02:47
I seriously doubt this chick ever met Keanu. She's SO BUTT UGLY; dude could have any chick he wants, he's not going to fuck this bitch...
By anonymous, on May 31, 2009 18:39:18
Sounds like her welfare checks ran out so now she needs a new way to "get paid".
By anonymous, on May 31, 2009 22:17:11
How could he ever have banged this chick? She looks like Michael Douglas. It must have been before his career took off with Bill and Ted.
By Party on Dude!, on June 1, 2009 13:47:34
Not so far fetched. Keanu Reeves had a daughter with Tanya Vece in 2002. They worked some side deal to hush her up. Tanya's daughter looks just like Keanu Reeves but has her blue eyes. It was even in the LVRJ a couple of times. Trush is stranger than fiction. This could be. If is wasn't wouldn't he just take the DNA test, keep it out of the media, and proove her as a crazy fan?
By Jenny Melon, on June 16, 2009 12:53:12
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