34 Comments:

1. Please - more of this than that skank Megan.

   By megansux, on May 5, 2009 09:07:55

2. She is pretty and has great boobs but there is no way she has a 24 inch waist.

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 09:11:18

3. She is absolutely stunning! My kind of woman - brunette, big tits, curvy...and most of all, loves to have sex!!! I LOVE HER!

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 09:37:20

4. Thanks Todd! Just what the doctor ordered...more spice on Cinco de Mayo!!!

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 09:43:34

5. in the last photo it says " she gave the dwarf a stern talking" What? I don't see a dwarf anywhere? Either way, she's beautiful. I'm having a procedure next year to try and have boobs like hers. Just wish mine could be natural too:o(

   By MissH, on May 5, 2009 09:51:35

6. Todd, I think it is time everyone that comes to this site chips in to get you that Russian Mail Order bride that you so obviously need.
   

   By M. Gibson, Sugartitties, Ca, on May 5, 2009 09:53:56

7. Long story but I was once in a studio in London and Kelly Brook was stood in front of me wearing nothing but high heels and a thong. She was quite simply the most stunning thing I've ever seen (and still is to this day) and I seriously didn't breathe or move for what seemed like forever. Unbelievably she actually looks better in the flesh than in her photos (and taller!). The only woman who has ever literally physically stunned me senseless ... she was like some kind of living sexual hypnosis goddess from Greek mythology!

   By indytim, on May 5, 2009 09:58:26

8. Who here wouldn't eat a mile of her poo just to get a close up of where it came from? Huh? Huh!?!?

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:16:50

9. #5: You must've left your politically-incorrect sense of humor at home today. That one was worthy of this site.
   
   #7 ... I don't know whether to hate you or thank you for that. Spectacular (I guess that's thanks).

   By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:17:15

10. Meh. Megan Fox is way hotter.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:22:43

11. #10: Are you fucking serious!?!? Not to say if Megan Fox were walking down the street I wouldn't do a double take, or that she's fake or anything...but come on, this is natural beauty at its finest! Open your eyes and expand your horizons, why don't ya!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:47:53

12. #1 Agree, #10 you must like your women to have stripper/hooker tatts. A tatt of a dead celebrity? On her forearm??? That reeks of trailer trash. Good looking trailer trash, but trailer trash nonetheless.

    By Storm, on May 5, 2009 11:06:31

13. Yeah this curvaceous goddess is worth buying a panel van, some duct tape and a tazer and begin the hunt.
    
    And, I agree with Todd, I wouldn't even make it to her body on the first nut shot. When I got about three feet away, she'd be blasted into the wall and look like she was cocooned up by the Alien.

    By uncledaddy, on May 5, 2009 11:19:06

14. @Nuts Magazine: Sure would've been nice to actually see her entire foot (coming from a guy with a foot fetish) while she's washing it in the photo on p.38. Beggars can't be choosers, eh!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 11:29:37

15. Simply amazing.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 11:59:13

16. #10: c'mon, Megan Fox doesn't even show her tits willingly for cryin' out loud, nor does she rant and rave about how having sex is the best form of excercise - as does Kelly Brook! Do a google search for Kelly Brook, and you'll see why she's so sought after.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 12:13:24

17. No way those are 32E. Dont look nearly that big
    
    But def better than M Fox

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 12:20:59

18. One of the funniest commentaries yet, dude. Brilliant!

    By Swoop, on May 5, 2009 12:51:57

19. Megan Fox: better face.
    
    Kelly Brook: better body.
    
    Shawn Johnson: better hide.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 14:27:53

20. Penis Powerball Numbers.
    
    Holy.shit. That is roflcopter worthy in a way not often seen.

    By Jester959, on May 5, 2009 16:02:08

21. i love kelly's thumbs

    By the fonze, on May 5, 2009 16:34:25

22. she a 36E and no way in hell is that a 24 inch waist

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 19:46:46

23. the old line "Jizz in my Pants" comes to mind...

    By HornyWanker, on May 5, 2009 19:59:56

24. Kelly has never done Page 3.

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 00:35:01

25. #24 - Thanks for playing.
    
    http://au.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment_300/338_top_10_list.html

    By Todd, on May 6, 2009 02:08:50

26. I'd really like to hold her hand.
    
    Or have her hand hold my cock.
    
    Decisions...decisions...

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 09:51:06

27. Funniest comment #26

    By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 15:04:47

28. Her quotes are so stupid - "I like women with a big bum and curves - just like me!" 24" waist and 35" hips does not constitute a big bum. Small if anything.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 01:17:59

29. Kelly is the woman. She makes Megan Fox look like an anorexic trailer trash angelina-wannabe, fake boobs, fake nose, fake overinflated lips..wait.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 02:20:13

30. ^ not really.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 02:27:24

31. Holy fuck, she's the hottest woman alive!

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 03:45:15

32. Kelly Brook is the hottest piece of ass around..damn, I wish every woman looked like that. She is perfect, there's no doubt.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 08:24:13

33. She looks like Angelina Jolie non-emaciated in that first photo.
    And BTW, "Her quotes are so stupid - "I like women with a big bum and curves - just like me!" 24" waist and 35" hips does not constitute a big bum. Small if anything."
    
    Um, what? That's an almost ten inch difference between her waist and hip size. Yes, that's a large bottom - or at least it will LOOK like one on her.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 11:05:59

34. Amen to that , dude.....

    By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 17:26:06