For me, the issue has NEVER been her size but rather her CLOTHES! Who dresses this poor girl??? It's possible to be a size ten (or twelve) and still look fabulous but NOT by wearing ill-fitting pants and tight t-shirts!
I agree with #3. I have to laugh at the words these fat people come up with to describe themselves. "Voluptuous". "Curvy". Face reality fucktards. YOU'RE FAT! Enjoy your angioplasty and/or heart attack.
health aside... she looks great the way she is. what the hell is up with this idea that toothpick, skinny, size 1 women are the only ones that are hott? They arent real and they sure as hell shouldnt be allowed to be role models either.
#4 is right. If she'd dress in more flattering clothes she wouldn't look half the hefer she is. HOWEVER, as a chick, I fucking despise it when fat girls use the word 'curvy' to make them feel better. To me, curvy = breasts + ass + SMALL waist (like Salma Hayek).
#12!! You seriously think that being Kelly Clarkson's size puts her in danger of heart disease??? Not even sort of. She's maybe a size twelve. You're the fucktard. Women who starve themselves and exercise compulsively are risking their heart health FAR more than Kelly!
Yeah, it's shows you cow. That's why Carrie Underwood will be more successful than you, she is beautiful and far more talented and cares about her appearence.
@20...no fookin shit. She could eat a horse and chase it with 3 swine. Disgusting. Apparently her "career" meant nothing to her, cuz that is crashing to a halt as far as live concerts go. The Rake http://thefilmnest.com
Why do the cows always reference anorexia when defending this blob? Is that the only choice women have? Skeleton or fat-ass? There are plenty of girls with healthy weight (i.e. Kelly Brook). Why can't this jello mound strive to be like...I don't know...125 pounds?
This reminds me of this recent story about this fat woman-about 750 lbs.-that died in her in her home. The police, paramedics, coroner, etc. didn't know what to do with her fat dead carcass. She didn't fit on any of their standard vehicles, so they towed her away. Her boyfriend (yes, she had a boyfriend!) was upset, he thought they gave her disrespect. She did that to herself. C'mon people, exercise and eating right is good for you! You won't be towed away in a flatbed truck! YAY!!
OK, she looks a lot better here than the pics that came out a week ago, I'll say that. But she does need to think about her health a little. She's young but that doesn't mean invincible.
Those pics from last week were just bad angles I'm guessing, but 165 at her height is getting a little out of hand. I'd work with her for free (will be a certified trainer in about a week after my exam) because, well...I like her :)
But also...curvy = Kim Kardashian it definitely does not equal Kelly Clarkson except for the while she was in decent shape about a year ago.
Make some PERMANENT changes to your lifestyle. No fried foods... Lots of veggies... Lots of whole grains... Avoid over-processed, nutritionally-hollow foods... Limit 'liquid calories' (soda, lattes, etc) Keep meals to 600 calories or less. Make healthier choices... (skim or 1% milk, low-cal dressing)
Make a lifestyle change that will last your life.
Educate yourself on the diet industry. Learn just what 'clinical trials' means.... Pay attention to fine print in diet commercials.
'Weight lost on a previous Jenny Craig program' 'Buyer provides fresh fruits and vegetables' 'These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA' **
** That's legalese for 'we are lying, and the FDA will catch us, and we will pay a small fine and come back under a new name'... YEP!
Pull your head out of your breadbowl and realize that any diet program serving you 'pizza, pasta, and brownies' is setting you up for what the diet industry terms 'failure and return'...
They don't want you to lose weight. And if you do lose weight, it will be slowly. The diet companies want to stay on your payroll. ;)
'But why would a company knowingly screw me over?'
Because you don't HAVE to be a return customer for the diet companies to succeed. There will always be fat people for diet companies to prey on.
Look at the diet companies with unflinching cynicism and realize there is no magic pill or 8 week program for permanent weight loss and management.
Just some friendly, FACTUAL advice.
Where do I get the nerve? From being 5'10", a lean, built 170 pounds, and practicing what I preach. ;)
Uhh, she is not that fat... they're are much larger and more unattractive people in the world than her in these pictures. I agreed about that other pictures last week or a week ago, but these ones, I think she looks fine.
Geez, not only does she scream instead of sing, she is completely delusional. A crash diet isn't the only or best way to lose weight. How about NOT eating cheesecake, Kelly? Cut out the cakes, fried foods, and sodas and eat good foods, like fruits and vegetables which are pretty cheap. And exercising several days a week for, like, 30 minutes helps. She makes it sound like losing weight and being healthy is so frickin' hard but it's not. If she would grow a brain and eat some real food and exercise a bit, she'd be healthier.
When your bacon hobby has you rolling instead of walking you should stop referring to yourself as "curvy" or "thick. Bitch is obviously delusional and a degenerate.
I thinks its even more disgusting that her pants are dragging on the filthy ground! Does she then wear them into her house and sit on the bed and furniture. That is just GROSS!
43 - I hope you see the irony of calling out others for being "self loathing". You shit on a nation of 400 million people. Why? Because a) you're intimidated by us, or b) you're jealous of us. One of those two. It's international Napoleon Syndrome at its finest.
Feel free to keep surfing our websites and watching our movies, though. Fucking loser.
When you are truly happy with who you are, it doesn't matter what anyone else says. And that's an approach to life that leads to spiritual success!
Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB. Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect. I guess it's true that most males view women as objects. Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love).
Being 35 pounds overweight is not HEALTHY by any means, but it's also not quite the instant death sentence some of you seem to think. You'd be surprised how many patients we see with normal (or even underweight) BMIs AND hypertension, high cholesterol, heart failure...the works.
Again, it's definitely true that fat=unhealthy, but on the flipside, stick thin does not instantly=healthy either.
Yeah, good call. Let's just ignore how unhealthy it is to be fat so we can focus on how hot she isn't.
"she looks great the way she is."
No, she looks like she inhales 15 Twinkies for her 7 square meals a day.
"what the hell is up with this idea that toothpick, skinny, size 1 women are the only ones that are hott?"
What the hell is up this idea that size 30, morbidly obese women with rolls and chafing marks where their thighs rub together all day are hot? Because they're disgusting. Call yourself thick, curvy, Rubenesque and BBW all you want... it won't make anyone find you any less revolting.
"They arent real and they sure as hell shouldnt be allowed to be role models either."
Slender women aren't real? That's a good one. So they're robots then? Sorry you refuse to face the facts that a) they are "real" (whatever that means) and b) people are hardwired to find slender women with certain hip-to-waist ratios more attractive. It's in our genes. Blame our DNA if you want, since fat morons like you insist on blaming the media, ice cream, and the existence of any women sub-200 pounds as the scapegoats to cover up for the fact that you're just a bunch of lazy, overeating cows. No one is "allowed" to be a role model -- society decides what they like on their own, and society has spoken. Fat is unattractive. Don't like it? Lose some weight and STFU. You're not going to change an entire world's preferences by whining about how nobody loves all 30 of your fat rolls in-between bites of Ben and Jerry's.
Unbelievable how destructive our society's regulation of the female body has become. Clarkson is roughly the average size of a woman in America, certainly not facing serious health problems at this point in her life due to her weight, and unless she gains much much more weight, she probably won't. Eating Disorders are serious health concerns, and many can have more immediate and serious consequences than obesity.
I remember hearing Kirstie Alley saying almost the same stuff about "liking who I am" and "being comfortable with a few extra pounds". This was back when she blimped out the first time. Then she goes on Jenny Craig and lost about half of what she need to lose and couldn't do it anymore so now she's cheesecake and ice creamed another 100 pounds back on. These people aren't fooling anyone. They stand in front of the mirror and hate what they see. The chick can sing great but she needs to walk about 5-8 miles a day for a while and firm up her goodies.
She isn't even fat. For fuck sake you guys, she is an average woman. Who the hell cares?! Just because she is not a twig like most of the actresses and singers doesn't mean she is fat!! Do you all have nothing better to do then make fun of someone that isn't a twig? Get over it already!
Good God. This is why anorexia exists, stupid comments like this shit. She looks like a normal human being and a bunch of fat f*cks sitting behind their keyboards comments on how someone else looks fat is about as hypocritical as you can get. Morons.
Just becouse she's not thin as a stick and clearly overweight, not with mortal obesity, it means that she's promoting a non healthy life style. Besides, when her manager and record company "think" it would be the best for her career, she will loose weight.
I am a fat chick & I wouldn't dare call myself curvy. Really who am I foolin? I refer to myself as a porker usually. I weighed 311 but am now 276. Still a fat fuck, I know. However Kelly isn't as fat as me and I think the word "thick" is adequate for her.
Why do so many people hate the obese? Trust me we know we're gross. No need 2 remind us.
#54 -- please provide solid evidence that Kelly Clarkson possesses a "strong intellect". Since when is disregarding one's health a hallmark of intelligence?
Actually yes Kelly Clarksons weight does put her at risk of heart disease, being over weight carrying fat around your waist increases your risk of heart disease or cancer whether you have a healthy BMI or not: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6944279.stm
Number 26 got it in a nutshell, there are attractive women with great figures who neither fall in to the category of anorexic or fat cow. i.e Kelly Brooke, Jessica Alba, the cast of 90210...
#35, you are wrong. I 've been a nice size and over where I am now and let me say, a nice size is better than where I am now. Anybody who saythat sh*t about how they are curvy when they are FAT IS LYING. Curvy and fat are two different things. Jennifer Lopez is curvy. Nikky Hiton is bony thin and it is not the best look. Cameron Diez is shapely, lean, but healthy looking. Kelly Clarson is fat. See the difference. I hate it when people say it being a role model being fat. Everybody can't be a size 2. I would look like I had AIDS at a 5"9, w/ my bone structure and a size 2. However , I do need to get back where I was,160 lbs. Key to being the right size for yourself is eat a little of everything, fried foods and sweets too,and excerise.
"When you are truly happy with who you are, it doesn't matter what anyone else says. And that's an approach to life that leads to spiritual success!
Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB. Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect. I guess it's true that most males view women as objects. Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love)."
Before we discuss why your moaning was laughably unfounded, I'm going to go ahead and assume you used the phrase "spiritual success" in a religiously canonized context (e.g. the christian spirit). On those grounds alone I could make a different argument (albeit of considerably greater length and complexity) in metaphysical terms why we should disregard any sentiment espoused by the religiously minded. For the sake of addressing the topic you put forward, though, I'll examine your statements as if brought forward by someone secularly minded (although, granted, not *too* seriously).
"Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB."
Why exactly should he be sexually attracted only to the most cerebral women? Todd's not going to be arranging an introductory meeting with his parents; he's going to masturbate copiously to her spectacular body. Ah, her firm, rotund ass, ample breasts, shapely legs, taut stomach and chiseled trapezius; it's impossible to deny her sexual allure. Masturbatory fodder needn't be stocked with only those women who would become our "soul mates;" as it concerns sex, men are satisfied (and often times tittilated) with nothing more than a knockout body and sultry countenance. Such an exclusionary sexual identity, one devoid of all subtler characteristics of interpersonal personality is sometimes exactly what turns men on: a consummate sexual libertine of the greatest licentiousness.
If you're short on comprehension: For men, sex does not necessarily = affection. Men can "make love;" they can also "rabidly fuck." "Make love"...wasn't that a female derivation anyhow? To men, sex is something inherent to their nature. It can be either an animalistic sensory experience akin to taking an colossal shit (fucking Jenna Jameson) or an ego-softening amalgamation of two lovers sharing mankind's most affectionate embrace (<insert your wife/girlfriend/fantasy woman that completes you blah-fucking-blah>). Either one, or some of both: do you understand? No, I didn't think so.
"Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect."
Strong intellect does not = automatic attraction. If you truly believe that fairy tale bullshit that if a man/woman has a good heart and strong mind she's just as beautiful as anyone else, well, I can only offer you my deepest sympathies, because you are indeed inoperably stupid. Look, someone may dig Kelly Clarkson...up some ice cream--er, yeah. I'm sure there's some asshole whom thinks she's the greatest thing ever, but guess what? Todd doesn't, and he's entitled to that opinion. Quite frankly, when you're trying to get your dick hard enough to rub it to an orgasm, frumpy C-rate singers with horrendous fashion sense and even worse music don't tend to rev one's motor. Just speaking in typicalities.
"I guess it's true that most males view women as objects."
Infer appropriate response from my brilliant statements above and/or shut the fuck up.
"Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love)."
This is incalcuably dumb. Men are just like anyone else (I suppose that means women): they look for those qualities in the opposite sex that pique their sensibilities, look for intellectual/emotional/philosophical parity, and try to maximize them to the highest degree possible. In the end, people typically end up loving (successfully) someone who compliments themselves relatively equally, often very similar in IQ, temperment and work ethic (this is a psychiatric truism). As such, when someone finds true love, they often find themselves with a cock/pussy instead of a pussy/cock. The numbers work out.
Of course, there *are* outliers without appropriate mates (theoretically). And you, my dear, seem to be one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
heres the thing... if you dont have a glandular issue, you could get to be around Kelly's weight, just by being lazy. She probably could drop 20 of that by forcing herself to eat 8-10 servings of fruit and vegetables a day, and doing some light pilates for 20 minutes a day. It's easy to get lazy and not keep up even though those are easy steps. What I don't get is how, without a serious medical reason someone could become obese. In normal instances it seems like you'd have to be making an effort to reach certain sizes.
I look at Carrie Underwood and how hot she is. Then I look at Kelly Clarkson and remember she kinda hot about 5 years ago and think why let yourself go like this.
Any sympathy I might have had for this girl, is officially GONE! The fact she can look in the mirror and say "Meh, I don't think I'll be doing sit ups any time soon" is the epitome of Sloth.
There's a fine line between CURVY and FAT! Jessica Simpson took care of her thunder thighs, QUICK! What's fat ass Kelly's excuse?
Obviously everyone's weight fluctuates, it's human nature. But there's a difference between being 5 or 10 pounds overweight, and being 36 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!
Fat people don't need any sympathy, because they do it to themselves. In fact, they DESERVE to be ridiculed. I don't care how "mean" that sounds, there's never any excuse for letting yourself be more than 30 pounds (or more) overweight! That's just gluttony, and sloth.
THE BEST PART ABOUT HER BEING FAT, IS THAT SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE ANY TITS!! :D
What's it going to take for this woman to grow some funbags? She's obviously going to be an Itty Bitty Titty Committee member, FOR LIFE!
Kelly, please get on the treadmill. If you're not going to get rid of those BATWINGS, at least stop flaunting them like they're something of which to be proud!
You're seriously sending the message to young girls that "It's ok to be grossly overweight, and have all types of health problems; including diabetes, high blood pressure, and asthma!"
The only defense I can imagine for how she looks is what happened to me. I started this medicine that literally made me BLOW UP I gained 50 lbs in like a month! (RIDIC!!) It sounds stupid, but it was really hard to tell (my clothes fit... just tight). LIke it was too fast for my brain to understand (and no I am not some idoit, I have a science degree from a top univerity.. ha but anywho). BUT!!! I am not a celb. with people that work for me, and have my picture taken ALL the time. SO... it could be a medical thing... but... she would know that by now and then fix it! (Like me! Back down to my normal size! yay!)
she has a pretty smile and i bet she has a nice personality..she can be a hero to the typical fat girl who has no prom date..pizza with extra cheese is her favorite snack//when she goes to a resturant,they dont give her a menu..they give her an estimate,,har har har bababooom
#77 by the way those were just two glaring mistakes I corrected for you...I did not bother to read the rest of your drivel but I'm 150% sure there were more examples of your stupidity which you will try to pass off as typos...twat
I'm going to admit it, I'm a chubby chaser. But I would never fucking do Kelly Clarkson. She's so ugly. Her eyes are too close together, make her look like a retarded gorilla. Pass.
#67: The only reason she looks like a normal human being is because most people are fucking fat! There are now more people who are considered overweight in the U.S. than there are normal people. The number of obese people is as big as the number of healthy people! This is NOT O.K., it is a damn epidemic.
Being a curvy woman is just fine. But curvy means hips, and UPPER body width, boobs, and butt. Not your gut. Different body types are just fine, and I'm well aware that some people are prone to put on a few (key word, few) more pounds than others. Also fine. But nobody is 30+lbs overweight because of body type! Look at the 50s and 60s, the prevalence of obesity was MUCH lower. Why? Because we now have 87oz sodas and 1lb orders of fries. If you eat more shit you have to exercise more! Conservation of energy, people. But we don't exercise more, we exercise less!
In short, she is NOT normal. She is only normal if you consider her to be part of a group that is largely ABnormal. She needs to put down the cake and go to the gym, start going on hikes, play a sport, or whatever, just like you probably do. Hurry up, its good for you.
#77: Best post ever. Thank you. I hope people (women) read it; most people are too lazy to read more than 3 sentences.
#92: No, people do not give a shit about weight loss. They wish it would happen, just without them having to DO something about it. All that spending makes it seem like people care, but spending money on weight loss is what you do instead of actually trying to lose weight. Actually losing weight doesn't take any money at all, it just takes effort. Put on your shoes and take a run! Do some pushups!
Most of those 3 billion dollars are spent either on pills which don't work (and require no effort), gym memberships on New Years that are used for 3 weeks out of the year, books that aren't read, diet food that is eaten with a side of jelly donuts, or other similarly well-intentioned but ultimately empty, futile gestures.
So no, Americans don't care about weight loss. That is WHY they spend money on it instead of doing it.
i think most of you are right, we should just start to shun any American over 150lbs (or more then 15% overweight). this has got to stop. i cannot believe that you people are on here talkin about her when you could be saving the rest of us from seeing much worse out there from real people. this is just the beginning, if you dont do something about it now, there will be overweight people everywhere and nobody will be beautifully perfect. i cant believe this obese, obviously on her death bed, chic can even get up from a sitting position. absolutely worse then anyone ive seen around my neighborhood. clean the fat off of our American way of life!!! EVERYONE SHOULD STARVE THEMSELVES AND BE SKINNY. YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTED AS AN IMPORTANT PART OF SOCIETY UNLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL....
...sometimes i wish i could collectively slap a whole crowd of people....
you aXXholes are so obsessed with these useless celebs that you seriously believe that this is the way everyone should and could be. i know it doesnt matter what i think because if it came down to it, id be sent to my death for being a sympathizer. but still, at this rate, nobody will ever be accepted, either they are too skinny, too fat, too smart, or too dumb. you douchebags all have some reason why somebody isnt perfect....like you??? i guess the golden rule doesnt apply here. either that, or we just happen to have so many people without flaw or concern, that they can spew that nonesensical BS. people act like this is the worst thing in the world she could do, that this is going to destroy and corrupt out great nation and.....oh wait...
i dont understand, but im glad im not one of you. if theres anything i can do about it, i will destroy all of you.....
Listen up ladies. Whether you think you are fat or not. NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE TO STARE AT YOUR FAT GUT AND DISGUSTING STRETCH MARKS WHILE WE ARE EATING YOUR PUSSY!
Corky, I think you meant to say YOU'RE retarded. But seeing as how you're opposed to reading more than five lines at a time, I wouldn't really expect you to have known that.
She is overweight, if she lost half a stone then she'd be curvy.
I'm curvy, I have round tits, enough arse and small waist; like an hourglass, however I know there are some clothes that just do not flatter my frame.
Kelly's stylist needs some education in body types.
Oh and to all of the men here bashing Kelly, unless you have a body like Matthew McConaghey or John Cena you have no right to even comment as I'm guessing most of you are "dick-do's" i.e most of you have bellies that stick out more than your dick do. Either that or you're skinny weeds with toothpick arms and chicken legs.
I'm certain that at least 95% of the dudes who spend their time critiquing women on this site are doing it with their lonely little hands in their lonely little pants.
I seriously hope you die a painful death. Soon. You are a waste of space on this planet. Who the fuck are you to judge just how overweight people can be before you can ridicule them? Just die already.
Kelly better lose some weight 'cause when she gets married her husband is gonna walk in with a goat and be like " this is the cow i've been cheating with" and Kelly's gonna be like "thats a goat, you idiot!" and he gonna be like "I was talking to the goat" ......ok I just wanted to tell that joke.......
A little reality check for ya, a woman's bread and butter is based on how she looks. The hotter she is, the richer a man she will attract. Men do not need to worry and obsess over their weight and appearance like women do.
I've always defended her, but she really should lose some weight. It's simply not healthy. She should also dress better for her frame. Still love her voice and her songs, tho'.
You people are fucking horrible. No-one's forcing you to fuck her, so if she looks bad who cares? Yes, she's a little (only a little) overweight, but it has NOTHING to do with you. To be honest I'm more offended by her white trash facial features. She has an inbred vibe going on. Everyone dies. So you die healthy. So what? Clinging on to dear life for 100 years by dieting and exercising religiously is fucking ridiculous. All you're doing is being a burden to the planet and your family by stubbornly holding on for as long as you can. Oh, and before anyone calls me a fatass or whatever for defending her, I am healthy. I exercise for half an hour each day, eat right and have an hourglass figure. The only thing out of proportion with me is my boobs (34G), but I don't get many people complaining about that.
P.S. And to all the men that are commenting about how she should be killed blah blah blah for being so fat, I would love to meet you, since you must all look like an Adonis. After all, you wouldn't want to be hypocrites would you?
132 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShe is so fucking fat and stumpy. The extra foot of pant leg isn't helping any.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:08:17
I don't think she looks fat in the pics. Her face does look a bit plump, though.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:09:13
fat isn't voluptuous.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:11:37
For me, the issue has NEVER been her size but rather her CLOTHES! Who dresses this poor girl??? It's possible to be a size ten (or twelve) and still look fabulous but NOT by wearing ill-fitting pants and tight t-shirts!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:19:33
Okay you "curvy" ladies.... Here's a tip... when your fat roles stick out farther than your tits.... It's time to put down the fork.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:20:57
I see a gig on "Sweatin' to the Oldies" in someone's future.
By JJM, on May 22, 2009 08:22:18
Ich mochte den Geschaftsfuhrer sprechen!
By Adolf Eichmann, on May 22, 2009 08:27:42
This comment brought to you in part by Nabisco and Cheesy Poofs.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:29:35
How can she be fat and have no tits?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:44:11
She needs to start rocking a serious ED!
By Allegra, on May 22, 2009 08:45:44
Totally agree with #4.
By Chantelle, on May 22, 2009 08:48:41
I agree with #3. I have to laugh at the words these fat people come up with to describe themselves. "Voluptuous". "Curvy". Face reality fucktards. YOU'RE FAT! Enjoy your angioplasty and/or heart attack.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:51:48
health aside... she looks great the way she is. what the hell is up with this idea that toothpick, skinny, size 1 women are the only ones that are hott? They arent real and they sure as hell shouldnt be allowed to be role models either.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:51:53
Denial and selfishness aside, nobody wants to go see an ugly fat person sing on stage.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 08:53:02
I'd fuck this fat bitch so fast and hard, her pussy would smell like frying bacon from the friction.
By coolpapa, on May 22, 2009 08:58:37
#4 is right. If she'd dress in more flattering clothes she wouldn't look half the hefer she is. HOWEVER, as a chick, I fucking despise it when fat girls use the word 'curvy' to make them feel better. To me, curvy = breasts + ass + SMALL waist (like Salma Hayek).
By Some broad, on May 22, 2009 09:03:17
#12!! You seriously think that being Kelly Clarkson's size puts her in danger of heart disease??? Not even sort of. She's maybe a size twelve. You're the fucktard. Women who starve themselves and exercise compulsively are risking their heart health FAR more than Kelly!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:22:21
So what if curvy is the new fat...fugly will never be the new beautiful, so this skank is fucked.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:27:37
She also doesn't believe in self restraint either.
By Roland, on May 22, 2009 09:35:05
No shit, you don't say! How about some liposuction. She could feed a third world country with one of her thighs.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:35:28
Yeah, it's shows you cow. That's why Carrie Underwood will be more successful than you, she is beautiful and far more talented and cares about her appearence.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:38:46
If there ever was a candidate for breast implants...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:40:41
bring
me
a
bucket.
By Mr. Creosote, on May 22, 2009 09:43:07
@20...no fookin shit. She could eat a horse and chase it with 3 swine. Disgusting. Apparently her "career" meant nothing to her, cuz that is crashing to a halt as far as live concerts go.
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
By The Rake, on May 22, 2009 09:49:26
"what the hell is up with this idea that toothpick, skinny, size 1 women are the only ones that are hott?"
A couple of things:
1) You botched the spelling of a word that most4-year-old kids with Down's Syndrome can spell. It's three fucking letters.
2) Nobody ever said size 1 women are the only ones who are hot. Stop being retarded. Stop.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:49:37
Why do the cows always reference anorexia when defending this blob? Is that the only choice women have? Skeleton or fat-ass? There are plenty of girls with healthy weight (i.e. Kelly Brook). Why can't this jello mound strive to be like...I don't know...125 pounds?
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:53:25
Dude, the girl can sing. She's more talented than 90% of the pop music industry.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:57:01
This reminds me of this recent story about this fat woman-about 750 lbs.-that died in her in her home. The police, paramedics, coroner, etc. didn't know what to do with her fat dead carcass. She didn't fit on any of their standard vehicles, so they towed her away. Her boyfriend (yes, she had a boyfriend!) was upset, he thought they gave her disrespect. She did that to herself. C'mon people, exercise and eating right is good for you! You won't be towed away in a flatbed truck! YAY!!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 09:59:28
I don't care what you write, I would sooooo do her !
(Sending a copy to my publicist, who is concerned about me getting a rich record deal).
By "Adam", Don't Ask, Don't Tell, California, on May 22, 2009 10:04:56
Fat people aren't happy and if they tell you they are they're lying. They look like pigs and are not healthy. Stop with the lies and go get some help.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 10:19:08
On the bright side, no one will ever put out a Kelly Clarkson sex tape.
The grossities of that booty slapping would only be left to the imagination of prisoners with a lot of time on their "hands".
By Morgan, on May 22, 2009 10:19:56
She's a singer not a model, she's not obese just not a size 6 so what
By jopi, on May 22, 2009 10:31:59
OK, she looks a lot better here than the pics that came out a week ago, I'll say that. But she does need to think about her health a little. She's young but that doesn't mean invincible.
Those pics from last week were just bad angles I'm guessing, but 165 at her height is getting a little out of hand. I'd work with her for free (will be a certified trainer in about a week after my exam) because, well...I like her :)
But also...curvy = Kim Kardashian it definitely does not equal Kelly Clarkson except for the while she was in decent shape about a year ago.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 10:37:16
Crash diet?
NO, not necessary. sheesh......
Make some PERMANENT changes to your lifestyle.
No fried foods...
Lots of veggies...
Lots of whole grains...
Avoid over-processed, nutritionally-hollow foods...
Limit 'liquid calories' (soda, lattes, etc)
Keep meals to 600 calories or less.
Make healthier choices... (skim or 1% milk, low-cal dressing)
Make a lifestyle change that will last your life.
Educate yourself on the diet industry.
Learn just what 'clinical trials' means....
Pay attention to fine print in diet commercials.
'Weight lost on a previous Jenny Craig program'
'Buyer provides fresh fruits and vegetables'
'These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA' **
** That's legalese for 'we are lying, and the FDA will catch us, and we will pay a small fine and come back under a new name'... YEP!
Pull your head out of your breadbowl and realize that any diet program serving you 'pizza, pasta, and brownies' is setting you up for what the diet industry terms 'failure and return'...
They don't want you to lose weight. And if you do lose weight, it will be slowly. The diet companies want to stay on your payroll. ;)
'But why would a company knowingly screw me over?'
Because you don't HAVE to be a return customer for the diet companies to succeed.
There will always be fat people for diet companies to prey on.
Look at the diet companies with unflinching cynicism and realize there is no magic pill or 8 week program for permanent weight loss and management.
Just some friendly, FACTUAL advice.
Where do I get the nerve?
From being 5'10", a lean, built 170 pounds, and practicing what I preach. ;)
By joejoe, on May 22, 2009 10:49:53
joejoe,
Nobody gives a shit.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:06:01
Fat girls give the best Head
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:13:17
Perhaps her music would "speak to me" too if I were a fat chick with Down Syndrome and no boobs.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:28:48
#17 fuckoff fatso.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:33:04
Uhh, she is not that fat... they're are much larger and more unattractive people in the world than her in these pictures. I agreed about that other pictures last week or a week ago, but these ones, I think she looks fine.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:37:10
Geez, not only does she scream instead of sing, she is completely delusional. A crash diet isn't the only or best way to lose weight. How about NOT eating cheesecake, Kelly? Cut out the cakes, fried foods, and sodas and eat good foods, like fruits and vegetables which are pretty cheap. And exercising several days a week for, like, 30 minutes helps. She makes it sound like losing weight and being healthy is so frickin' hard but it's not. If she would grow a brain and eat some real food and exercise a bit, she'd be healthier.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 11:38:28
Umm... curvy/voluptuous means you still have a waist, otherwise you're just round.
By Emily, on May 22, 2009 12:06:53
I don't think she's 165. She's about my height, and is as fat as I am. She's probably more like 175.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:15:17
And #35 shows exactly why people in the states are fat, worthless, self-loathing pieces of crap.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:16:02
#36:
Because they're hungry.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 12:21:10
When your bacon hobby has you rolling instead of walking you should stop referring to yourself as "curvy" or "thick. Bitch is obviously delusional and a degenerate.
By BarbadoSlim, on May 22, 2009 12:42:11
I agree with #4 - it's not so much how big she is - it's the miserable way she dresses. It's almost like her "stylist" is sabotaging her. Yeesh!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 13:03:07
Her weight's not the problem. She's just not that pretty. She's homely. And, yeah, she dresses horribly.
By bite-sized, on May 22, 2009 13:07:33
I'd hit it!
By Rosie, on May 22, 2009 13:09:44
“I don’t believe in dieting.”
Uh, yeah... we know.
By american public, on May 22, 2009 13:29:03
#5: That's actually good advice. I would even venture to say that if your gut sticks out AS FAR AS your tits, you need to push away from the table.
By Fat Elvis, on May 22, 2009 13:33:39
I thinks its even more disgusting that her pants are dragging on the filthy ground! Does she then wear them into her house and sit on the bed and furniture. That is just GROSS!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 13:54:30
43 - I hope you see the irony of calling out others for being "self loathing". You shit on a nation of 400 million people. Why? Because a) you're intimidated by us, or b) you're jealous of us. One of those two. It's international Napoleon Syndrome at its finest.
Feel free to keep surfing our websites and watching our movies, though. Fucking loser.
By J-Bird, on May 22, 2009 14:07:20
Fat chicks need Love too! *
*as long as none of your friends find out
By BukkNekkid , on May 22, 2009 14:10:31
When you are truly happy with who you are, it doesn't matter what anyone else says. And that's an approach to life that leads to spiritual success!
Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB. Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect. I guess it's true that most males view women as objects. Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love).
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 14:22:03
She can be alittle fat, just nobody can get a erection....sorry honey it stays hard for thin girls....And they wonder why....
By Hung Wang, on May 22, 2009 14:39:19
morbidly obeast is the new fat
By modern bmi index, on May 22, 2009 14:42:59
Being 35 pounds overweight is not HEALTHY by any means, but it's also not quite the instant death sentence some of you seem to think. You'd be surprised how many patients we see with normal (or even underweight) BMIs AND hypertension, high cholesterol, heart failure...the works.
Again, it's definitely true that fat=unhealthy, but on the flipside, stick thin does not instantly=healthy either.
By RN, on May 22, 2009 15:23:08
She is a total tub of lard. Anyone who tries to call her normal is delusional and likely just as much of a tub.
By Ha, on May 22, 2009 15:29:14
BEACHED HUMPBACK
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 15:57:29
@13:
"health aside... "
Yeah, good call. Let's just ignore how unhealthy it is to be fat so we can focus on how hot she isn't.
"she looks great the way she is."
No, she looks like she inhales 15 Twinkies for her 7 square meals a day.
"what the hell is up with this idea that toothpick, skinny, size 1 women are the only ones that are hott?"
What the hell is up this idea that size 30, morbidly obese women with rolls and chafing marks where their thighs rub together all day are hot? Because they're disgusting. Call yourself thick, curvy, Rubenesque and BBW all you want... it won't make anyone find you any less revolting.
"They arent real and they sure as hell shouldnt be allowed to be role models either."
Slender women aren't real? That's a good one. So they're robots then? Sorry you refuse to face the facts that a) they are "real" (whatever that means) and b) people are hardwired to find slender women with certain hip-to-waist ratios more attractive. It's in our genes. Blame our DNA if you want, since fat morons like you insist on blaming the media, ice cream, and the existence of any women sub-200 pounds as the scapegoats to cover up for the fact that you're just a bunch of lazy, overeating cows. No one is "allowed" to be a role model -- society decides what they like on their own, and society has spoken. Fat is unattractive. Don't like it? Lose some weight and STFU. You're not going to change an entire world's preferences by whining about how nobody loves all 30 of your fat rolls in-between bites of Ben and Jerry's.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 16:08:30
Unbelievable how destructive our society's regulation of the female body has become. Clarkson is roughly the average size of a woman in America, certainly not facing serious health problems at this point in her life due to her weight, and unless she gains much much more weight, she probably won't. Eating Disorders are serious health concerns, and many can have more immediate and serious consequences than obesity.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 16:21:42
I remember hearing Kirstie Alley saying almost the same stuff about "liking who I am" and "being comfortable with a few extra pounds". This was back when she blimped out the first time. Then she goes on Jenny Craig and lost about half of what she need to lose and couldn't do it anymore so now she's cheesecake and ice creamed another 100 pounds back on.
These people aren't fooling anyone. They stand in front of the mirror and hate what they see.
The chick can sing great but she needs to walk about 5-8 miles a day for a while and firm up her goodies.
By JUST BIG BONED, on May 22, 2009 17:42:39
She isn't even fat. For fuck sake you guys, she is an average woman. Who the hell cares?! Just because she is not a twig like most of the actresses and singers doesn't mean she is fat!! Do you all have nothing better to do then make fun of someone that isn't a twig? Get over it already!
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 17:56:43
How can someone be fat and not have tits? Seriously, she looks like she still wears training bras.
And yeah, yeah, she really isn't THAT fat. But she's down right fug. So all of that together just makes her so much more unappealing.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 18:33:46
Although it's unconfirmed many look up to Clarkson, reports conclude almost all have to look around her.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 18:44:27
This chick is fuckin NASTY!
By Dr. Strangelove, on May 22, 2009 18:50:20
Good God. This is why anorexia exists, stupid comments like this shit. She looks like a normal human being and a bunch of fat f*cks sitting behind their keyboards comments on how someone else looks fat is about as hypocritical as you can get. Morons.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 19:15:49
Just becouse she's not thin as a stick and clearly overweight, not with mortal obesity, it means that she's promoting a non healthy life style. Besides, when her manager and record company "think" it would be the best for her career, she will loose weight.
By cecizahn, on May 22, 2009 19:52:10
I am a fat chick & I wouldn't dare call myself curvy. Really who am I foolin? I refer to myself as a porker usually. I weighed 311 but am now 276. Still a fat fuck, I know. However Kelly isn't as fat as me and I think the word "thick" is adequate for her.
Why do so many people hate the obese? Trust me we know we're gross. No need 2 remind us.
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 20:06:54
she looks hot
for a fat chick
By hates fucking hollywood, but would love to hire blohan for a bachelor party this weekend, on May 22, 2009 20:10:28
"I don't believe in dieting"
No shit, tubby. She used to be cute when she was slimmer; now she just looks dumpy trailer trashy...
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 20:14:14
around 4 years ago she looked fine and healthy - she could actually be considered curvy because she wasn't as fat as now...
seriously, its not even the matter of looks anymore. it's unhealthy and dangerous for her..
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 20:37:27
#54 -- please provide solid evidence that Kelly Clarkson possesses a "strong intellect". Since when is disregarding one's health a hallmark of intelligence?
By prease, on May 22, 2009 22:54:51
Actually yes Kelly Clarksons weight does put her at risk of heart disease, being over weight carrying fat around your waist increases your risk of heart disease or cancer whether you have a healthy BMI or not: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6944279.stm
Number 26 got it in a nutshell, there are attractive women with great figures who neither fall in to the category of anorexic or fat cow. i.e Kelly Brooke, Jessica Alba, the cast of 90210...
By Laura, on May 23, 2009 01:20:48
Ugh. It's not even her body that bugs me. It's her face. She looks like she has downs.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 02:04:05
#35, you are wrong.
I 've been a nice size and over where I am now and let me say, a nice size is better than where I am now. Anybody who saythat sh*t about how they are curvy when they are FAT IS LYING. Curvy and fat are two different things. Jennifer Lopez is curvy. Nikky Hiton is bony thin and it is not the best look. Cameron Diez is shapely, lean, but healthy looking. Kelly Clarson is fat. See the difference. I hate it when people say it being a role model being fat. Everybody can't be a size 2. I would look like I had AIDS at a 5"9, w/ my bone structure and a size 2. However , I do need to get back where I was,160 lbs.
Key to being the right size for yourself is eat a little of everything, fried foods and sweets too,and excerise.
By Been there and back, on May 23, 2009 02:05:34
#54 said:
"When you are truly happy with who you are, it doesn't matter what anyone else says. And that's an approach to life that leads to spiritual success!
Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB. Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect. I guess it's true that most males view women as objects. Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love)."
Before we discuss why your moaning was laughably unfounded, I'm going to go ahead and assume you used the phrase "spiritual success" in a religiously canonized context (e.g. the christian spirit). On those grounds alone I could make a different argument (albeit of considerably greater length and complexity) in metaphysical terms why we should disregard any sentiment espoused by the religiously minded. For the sake of addressing the topic you put forward, though, I'll examine your statements as if brought forward by someone secularly minded (although, granted, not *too* seriously).
"Todd is obsessed with a stereotypically attractive Jessica Biel even though she has the IQ of GWB."
Why exactly should he be sexually attracted only to the most cerebral women? Todd's not going to be arranging an introductory meeting with his parents; he's going to masturbate copiously to her spectacular body. Ah, her firm, rotund ass, ample breasts, shapely legs, taut stomach and chiseled trapezius; it's impossible to deny her sexual allure. Masturbatory fodder needn't be stocked with only those women who would become our "soul mates;" as it concerns sex, men are satisfied (and often times tittilated) with nothing more than a knockout body and sultry countenance. Such an exclusionary sexual identity, one devoid of all subtler characteristics of interpersonal personality is sometimes exactly what turns men on: a consummate sexual libertine of the greatest licentiousness.
If you're short on comprehension: For men, sex does not necessarily = affection. Men can "make love;" they can also "rabidly fuck." "Make love"...wasn't that a female derivation anyhow? To men, sex is something inherent to their nature. It can be either an animalistic sensory experience akin to taking an colossal shit (fucking Jenna Jameson) or an ego-softening amalgamation of two lovers sharing mankind's most affectionate embrace (<insert your wife/girlfriend/fantasy woman that completes you blah-fucking-blah>). Either one, or some of both: do you understand? No, I didn't think so.
"Todd makes fun of this woman he doesn't find attractive even though she has a strong intellect."
Strong intellect does not = automatic attraction. If you truly believe that fairy tale bullshit that if a man/woman has a good heart and strong mind she's just as beautiful as anyone else, well, I can only offer you my deepest sympathies, because you are indeed inoperably stupid. Look, someone may dig Kelly Clarkson...up some ice cream--er, yeah. I'm sure there's some asshole whom thinks she's the greatest thing ever, but guess what? Todd doesn't, and he's entitled to that opinion. Quite frankly, when you're trying to get your dick hard enough to rub it to an orgasm, frumpy C-rate singers with horrendous fashion sense and even worse music don't tend to rev one's motor. Just speaking in typicalities.
"I guess it's true that most males view women as objects."
Infer appropriate response from my brilliant statements above and/or shut the fuck up.
"Fortunately, a few good men view women as human beings (hint, they're the ones who actually find true love)."
This is incalcuably dumb. Men are just like anyone else (I suppose that means women): they look for those qualities in the opposite sex that pique their sensibilities, look for intellectual/emotional/philosophical parity, and try to maximize them to the highest degree possible. In the end, people typically end up loving (successfully) someone who compliments themselves relatively equally, often very similar in IQ, temperment and work ethic (this is a psychiatric truism). As such, when someone finds true love, they often find themselves with a cock/pussy instead of a pussy/cock. The numbers work out.
Of course, there *are* outliers without appropriate mates (theoretically). And you, my dear, seem to be one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!
Sincerely,
Super-Genius
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 02:53:16
heres the thing... if you dont have a glandular issue, you could get to be around Kelly's weight, just by being lazy. She probably could drop 20 of that by forcing herself to eat 8-10 servings of fruit and vegetables a day, and doing some light pilates for 20 minutes a day. It's easy to get lazy and not keep up even though those are easy steps. What I don't get is how, without a serious medical reason someone could become obese. In normal instances it seems like you'd have to be making an effort to reach certain sizes.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 04:25:08
she's a talented young woman
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 04:49:22
fat loser
By biggiesmalls, on May 23, 2009 05:00:19
did fat girl in grey shirt died?
By ruban, on May 23, 2009 05:00:52
I look at Carrie Underwood and how hot she is. Then I look at Kelly Clarkson and remember she kinda hot about 5 years ago and think why let yourself go like this.
By lkl, on May 23, 2009 05:07:12
Its always hilarious to see a fat slut like this one and watch the fat rolls stick out on both sides above the beltilne.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 05:12:00
Kelly Brooke is "curvy" anything bigger than that, ur a fat ass.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 06:11:57
Any sympathy I might have had for this girl, is officially GONE! The fact she can look in the mirror and say "Meh, I don't think I'll be doing sit ups any time soon" is the epitome of Sloth.
There's a fine line between CURVY and FAT! Jessica Simpson took care of her thunder thighs, QUICK! What's fat ass Kelly's excuse?
Obviously everyone's weight fluctuates, it's human nature. But there's a difference between being 5 or 10 pounds overweight, and being 36 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT!
Fat people don't need any sympathy, because they do it to themselves. In fact, they DESERVE to be ridiculed. I don't care how "mean" that sounds, there's never any excuse for letting yourself be more than 30 pounds (or more) overweight! That's just gluttony, and sloth.
THE BEST PART ABOUT HER BEING FAT, IS THAT SHE STILL DOESN'T HAVE ANY TITS!! :D
What's it going to take for this woman to grow some funbags? She's obviously going to be an Itty Bitty Titty Committee member, FOR LIFE!
Kelly, please get on the treadmill. If you're not going to get rid of those BATWINGS, at least stop flaunting them like they're something of which to be proud!
You're seriously sending the message to young girls that "It's ok to be grossly overweight, and have all types of health problems; including diabetes, high blood pressure, and asthma!"
Seacrest....OUT! ;P
By The Fake Ryan Seacrest, on May 23, 2009 06:12:39
I love all the BMI talk. You know that practically EVERY pro football player is considered obese on the BMI scale?
Go off body fat, not BMI.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 06:18:07
The only defense I can imagine for how she looks is what happened to me. I started this medicine that literally made me BLOW UP I gained 50 lbs in like a month! (RIDIC!!) It sounds stupid, but it was really hard to tell (my clothes fit... just tight). LIke it was too fast for my brain to understand (and no I am not some idoit, I have a science degree from a top univerity.. ha but anywho). BUT!!! I am not a celb. with people that work for me, and have my picture taken ALL the time. SO... it could be a medical thing... but... she would know that by now and then fix it! (Like me! Back down to my normal size! yay!)
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 06:48:28
I fucking hate when fat girls say "curvy". You're fat. You're disgusting. Die.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 06:50:09
Fat Chicks need love too....but they gotta pay!
By Glen Quagmire, on May 23, 2009 07:17:24
she has a pretty smile and i bet she has a nice personality..she can be a hero to the typical fat girl who has no prom date..pizza with extra cheese is her favorite snack//when she goes to a resturant,they dont give her a menu..they give her an estimate,,har har har bababooom
By chubby checkers, on May 23, 2009 07:40:08
Thank you #77 for breaking it down better than most of us could. :)
By Chantelle, on May 23, 2009 07:56:33
Yeah, #35, no one gives a shit about weight loss. haha
I'd be inclined to believe you if Americans didn't annually spend 3 BILLION DOLLARS on diet and weight loss.
By joejoe, on May 23, 2009 08:37:22
#77 by the way those were just two glaring mistakes I corrected for you...I did not bother to read the rest of your drivel but I'm 150% sure there were more examples of your stupidity which you will try to pass off as typos...twat
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 09:23:53
#36- Are you Tony Romo?
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 09:48:16
I'm going to admit it, I'm a chubby chaser. But I would never fucking do Kelly Clarkson. She's so ugly. Her eyes are too close together, make her look like a retarded gorilla. Pass.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 10:48:20
#32...If she's a size six then either:
1) You're retarded (most probable)
2) Vanity sizing has gotten WAY out of hand
By yep i said it, on May 23, 2009 11:04:32
#67: The only reason she looks like a normal human being is because most people are fucking fat! There are now more people who are considered overweight in the U.S. than there are normal people. The number of obese people is as big as the number of healthy people! This is NOT O.K., it is a damn epidemic.
Being a curvy woman is just fine. But curvy means hips, and UPPER body width, boobs, and butt. Not your gut. Different body types are just fine, and I'm well aware that some people are prone to put on a few (key word, few) more pounds than others. Also fine. But nobody is 30+lbs overweight because of body type! Look at the 50s and 60s, the prevalence of obesity was MUCH lower. Why? Because we now have 87oz sodas and 1lb orders of fries. If you eat more shit you have to exercise more! Conservation of energy, people. But we don't exercise more, we exercise less!
In short, she is NOT normal. She is only normal if you consider her to be part of a group that is largely ABnormal. She needs to put down the cake and go to the gym, start going on hikes, play a sport, or whatever, just like you probably do. Hurry up, its good for you.
#77: Best post ever. Thank you. I hope people (women) read it; most people are too lazy to read more than 3 sentences.
#92: No, people do not give a shit about weight loss. They wish it would happen, just without them having to DO something about it. All that spending makes it seem like people care, but spending money on weight loss is what you do instead of actually trying to lose weight. Actually losing weight doesn't take any money at all, it just takes effort. Put on your shoes and take a run! Do some pushups!
Most of those 3 billion dollars are spent either on pills which don't work (and require no effort), gym memberships on New Years that are used for 3 weeks out of the year, books that aren't read, diet food that is eaten with a side of jelly donuts, or other similarly well-intentioned but ultimately empty, futile gestures.
So no, Americans don't care about weight loss. That is WHY they spend money on it instead of doing it.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 11:06:14
to anybody whose post is more than five lines:
your retarded
By corky, on May 23, 2009 11:17:31
i think most of you are right, we should just start to shun any American over 150lbs (or more then 15% overweight). this has got to stop. i cannot believe that you people are on here talkin about her when you could be saving the rest of us from seeing much worse out there from real people. this is just the beginning, if you dont do something about it now, there will be overweight people everywhere and nobody will be beautifully perfect. i cant believe this obese, obviously on her death bed, chic can even get up from a sitting position. absolutely worse then anyone ive seen around my neighborhood. clean the fat off of our American way of life!!! EVERYONE SHOULD STARVE THEMSELVES AND BE SKINNY. YOU ARE NOT ACCEPTED AS AN IMPORTANT PART OF SOCIETY UNLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL....
...sometimes i wish i could collectively slap a whole crowd of people....
you aXXholes are so obsessed with these useless celebs that you seriously believe that this is the way everyone should and could be. i know it doesnt matter what i think because if it came down to it, id be sent to my death for being a sympathizer. but still, at this rate, nobody will ever be accepted, either they are too skinny, too fat, too smart, or too dumb. you douchebags all have some reason why somebody isnt perfect....like you???
i guess the golden rule doesnt apply here. either that, or we just happen to have so many people without flaw or concern, that they can spew that nonesensical BS. people act like this is the worst thing in the world she could do, that this is going to destroy and corrupt out great nation and.....oh wait...
i dont understand, but im glad im not one of you. if theres anything i can do about it, i will destroy all of you.....
By Munk, on May 23, 2009 11:19:49
Complacency will kill you.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 12:31:33
You guys are truly delusional if you think she is fat.
By Kara, on May 23, 2009 13:26:23
she could also be a good role model by lookin healty instead of being a fat cow. that´s not healty. she is not curvy no way she is just a blob
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 14:15:40
#97,
I guess I should say 'Americans are pseudo-concerned with weight loss'....
Better? :)
MADTV has a weight loss skit called 'Eat Less, Move More' that is bluntly honest/accurate and good for a few laughs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck
By joejoe, on May 23, 2009 15:03:29
77-your post was priceless. :)
By FemBot, on May 23, 2009 16:12:18
#98 "to anybody whose post is more than five lines:
your retarded"
By corky, on May 23, 2009 11:17:31
To anybody that uses your instead of you're is retarded.
By not retarded, on May 23, 2009 16:26:22
Listen up ladies. Whether you think you are fat or not. NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE TO STARE AT YOUR FAT GUT AND DISGUSTING STRETCH MARKS WHILE WE ARE EATING YOUR PUSSY!
By join a gym, on May 23, 2009 16:31:58
I love you Todd. You have the best jokes. They are so left field!
By Lovin' Todd, on May 23, 2009 17:08:48
let's stop focusing on larger women and start focusing on you fat fucking men!
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 19:47:04
Corky, I think you meant to say YOU'RE retarded. But seeing as how you're opposed to reading more than five lines at a time, I wouldn't really expect you to have known that.
By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 21:29:09
It looks like she sees someone with a cake in the banner pic.
By 6rick6, on May 23, 2009 23:13:49
To quote #98:
"Your retarded"... glass houses.
and #99:
"we should just start to shun any American over 150lbs..."
Not any American, but any American woman over 150 lbs. It's quite normal for a man to weigh over 150.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 01:46:04
She is overweight, if she lost half a stone then she'd be curvy.
I'm curvy, I have round tits, enough arse and small waist; like an hourglass, however I know there are some clothes that just do not flatter my frame.
Kelly's stylist needs some education in body types.
Oh and to all of the men here bashing Kelly, unless you have a body like Matthew McConaghey or John Cena you have no right to even comment as I'm guessing most of you are "dick-do's" i.e most of you have bellies that stick out more than your dick do. Either that or you're skinny weeds with toothpick arms and chicken legs.
By EllenDegeneresRocks, on May 24, 2009 02:05:28
She looks like an unhealthy 12. Very bloated and not carrying the weight well at all. She can be heavier but she needs to start eating healthier.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 02:27:16
I'm certain that at least 95% of the dudes who spend their time critiquing women on this site are doing it with their lonely little hands in their lonely little pants.
By Out of your league, on May 24, 2009 05:11:02
Dear The Fake Ryan Seacrest,
I seriously hope you die a painful death. Soon. You are a waste of space on this planet. Who the fuck are you to judge just how overweight people can be before you can ridicule them?
Just die already.
By Fat girls everywhere., on May 24, 2009 05:14:18
#108: No kidding.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 05:38:38
all these words are just super mean and she would cut herself.......another piece of cheesecake
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 09:07:00
all these words are just super mean and she would cut herself.......another piece of cheesecake
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 09:07:10
Kelly better lose some weight 'cause when she gets married her husband is gonna walk in with a goat and be like " this is the cow i've been cheating with" and Kelly's gonna be like "thats a goat, you idiot!" and he gonna be like "I was talking to the goat" ......ok I just wanted to tell that joke.......
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 14:22:37
#108 and #116:
A little reality check for ya, a woman's bread and butter is based on how she looks. The hotter she is, the richer a man she will attract. Men do not need to worry and obsess over their weight and appearance like women do.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 14:45:58
Looks like the FCDF (Fat Cow Defense Force) is out in full strength, hide your food everybody.
By BarbadoSlim, on May 24, 2009 14:55:04
to anybody who let me jerk your little chain by using "your" instead of "you're"
your retarded incarnate
and isn't it telling that the updates that get the most comments here are the ones about fat girls?
sensitive much?
By gold at the special olympics, on May 24, 2009 16:08:04
anyone who says sensitive much is fat
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 17:17:00
the FCDF (FAT COW DEFENSE FORCE) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 17:17:53
#122 nice try. You have now graduated to fucktard. Congratulations.
By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 18:02:58
i'm fat sensitive and fucktarded and fattarded
YAY!
By YAY! i'm fattarded, on May 25, 2009 05:56:34
She is a fucking FAT SEA COW.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 09:54:26
i voted for justin guarini
By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 13:12:05
I look at her and see myself and I dont like what i see. Time to say no to the burgers and baklava and yes to a healthy body.
By anonymous, on May 25, 2009 20:26:34
I've always defended her, but she really should lose some weight. It's simply not healthy. She should also dress better for her frame. Still love her voice and her songs, tho'.
By Albatross, on May 26, 2009 02:49:07
You people are fucking horrible.
No-one's forcing you to fuck her, so if she looks bad who cares? Yes, she's a little (only a little) overweight, but it has NOTHING to do with you.
To be honest I'm more offended by her white trash facial features. She has an inbred vibe going on.
Everyone dies. So you die healthy. So what? Clinging on to dear life for 100 years by dieting and exercising religiously is fucking ridiculous. All you're doing is being a burden to the planet and your family by stubbornly holding on for as long as you can.
Oh, and before anyone calls me a fatass or whatever for defending her, I am healthy. I exercise for half an hour each day, eat right and have an hourglass figure. The only thing out of proportion with me is my boobs (34G), but I don't get many people complaining about that.
P.S. And to all the men that are commenting about how she should be killed blah blah blah for being so fat, I would love to meet you, since you must all look like an Adonis. After all, you wouldn't want to be hypocrites would you?
By S, on May 26, 2009 07:49:53
The hunt is over...where is me harpoon, lads ?
By Captain Ahab, on May 26, 2009 08:23:22
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com