Not only is she an ugly cunt, she also hates our country. She said the U.S. is an awful country and 9-11 was deserved. She ruined Batman. C'mon, really- two guys fighting over her?! At least she died. Her parents get jobs for her, otherwise she wouldn't be in the movies. Just like Gwyneth Paltrow, who also hates her own country.
Wow. What a role model. Get knocked up and let your kid be a bastard for 2 years until Dad and Mom get their act, and assumed prenuptual agreement, together. Oh, sorry, they are "artistic" and "C" list Hollywood actors. They are sooooo special !
What is it with these hollywood dumbasses? They get a little money in their pocket, and suddenly they demand that EVERYONE listen to their opinions, regardless of how unsubstantiated or totally unsupportable they are? Fuck her; if she hates America that much, stay the fuck out. Go live in France; they like Jerry Lewis, so they obviously have no sense of reality & these dumbasses will fit right in...
LOL no offense to the happy couple, but Brindisi is the pretty much the scummiest scum hole in Italy. how anyone in their right mind could get married there is beyond me.
You know how you carve a face on an apple and you let it age and it shrinks to look like a old lady's face?... yeah, well.. Maggie's the human shrunken carved apple form.
she with the incredibly melting face she is an UGLY CUNT really.............hollywood producer lets let the public buy she is pretty bullshit............fuck off.........she is truly truly truly offensive to look at.......sorry Jake it seems you got the best deal......but fuck that afterbirth..still hollywood gave the cunt some money......maggie U IS UGLY girl !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leave Your CommentCongrats to them! I hope it lasts.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:07:05
Too fucking funny - Admiral Ackbar XD I really like Maggie Gyllenhaal but that's hilarious.
By jimmy, on May 4, 2009 05:19:14
Spoken in General AckBar's voice "our cruisers can't repel fire of that magnitude!"
By Homer, on May 4, 2009 05:21:27
I like Maggie. Good for her.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:32:13
My eyes can't repel ugly of that magnitude.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:34:40
well...she's got a nice walk.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:16:24
She looks like a pug. Regardless, I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:29:07
Not only is she an ugly cunt, she also hates our country. She said the U.S. is an awful country and 9-11 was deserved. She ruined Batman. C'mon, really- two guys fighting over her?! At least she died. Her parents get jobs for her, otherwise she wouldn't be in the movies. Just like Gwyneth Paltrow, who also hates her own country.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:29:12
It's a trap!!!!!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:42:20
Congrads to Maggie and Peter; great body; great talent.
By spikewebbe, on May 4, 2009 06:48:46
It's a trap! Her vagina, that is...
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:56:48
She's 31! I would've guessed much older.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:13:14
You guys are cruel. Maggie is a beautiful woman. I'm ashamed at all of you. Grow the fuck up.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:15:14
Anyone ever listen to her husband? Sounds kinda like he might be gay.
Anyone?
Bueller?
Anyone?
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:24:23
Maggie is so beautiful!!! idlyitw you can go fuck your fag ass self!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 07:42:29
She was a complete miscast for Dark Knight, a billionaire falling over himself for her?
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 08:07:17
"We saw the fugly! All craft prepare to retreat."
By BarbadoSlim, on May 4, 2009 08:18:27
I think she's lovely. Perhaps not breathtakingly gorgeous in the Shawn Johnson sense, but then again who else is?
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 08:34:24
OMG you're so fucking stupid...
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 08:45:01
Obviously the good'ol U S of A wasn't good enough for her.
Why don't you stay in Europea you pretentious twat?
By BarbadoSlim, on May 4, 2009 09:27:03
@16: That's what I was thinking the entire time I was watching that movie. Every girl at his party was a million times hotter than she was.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 09:31:48
She looks and acts retarded, just like her gay brother. And yes, she has gone on record about her hatred of America.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 09:35:13
Wow. What a role model. Get knocked up and let your kid be a bastard for 2 years until Dad and Mom get their act, and assumed prenuptual agreement, together.
Oh, sorry, they are "artistic" and "C" list Hollywood actors. They are sooooo special !
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 11:12:08
Maggie is wonderful, even if she did get mad at me for shooting that guy in the face.
By Dick Sickfuck Cheney, on May 4, 2009 11:28:41
What is it with these hollywood dumbasses? They get a little money in their pocket, and suddenly they demand that EVERYONE listen to their opinions, regardless of how unsubstantiated or totally unsupportable they are? Fuck her; if she hates America that much, stay the fuck out. Go live in France; they like Jerry Lewis, so they obviously have no sense of reality & these dumbasses will fit right in...
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 12:29:40
#8, let's not split hairs here, we all know Christian Bale ruined Batman (just like Shia LaWhat-the-fuck-ever ruined Indiana Jones).
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 13:22:42
That's SO mean.
By Joe Mahma, on May 4, 2009 14:10:40
Maggie could have done as good a job as me in Congress ensuring people who couldn't afford to buy homes got federal loans, tanking our economy !
By Bwahney Frank, on May 4, 2009 15:16:36
She seems like an insufferable bitch. Her brother is a bitch too since he was mounted like a Queen by Heath Ledger.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 16:35:58
Todd, you are the king of snark; I love it! Keep up the good job!
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 20:51:56
"Obviously the good'ol U S of A wasn't good enough for her."
So, it's unpatriotic to get married overseas? Gotta love redneck logic.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 00:38:21
LOL no offense to the happy couple, but Brindisi is the pretty much the scummiest scum hole in Italy. how anyone in their right mind could get married there is beyond me.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 02:17:04
that was cruel- the picture
By malen, on May 5, 2009 02:23:37
You know how you carve a face on an apple and you let it age and it shrinks to look like a old lady's face?... yeah, well.. Maggie's the human shrunken carved apple form.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 05:12:30
So, it's unpatriotic to get married overseas? Gotta love redneck logic.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 00:38:21
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Damned straight
Love it or leave it, pinko.
By BarbadoSlim, on May 5, 2009 07:00:25
"Wow. What a role model. Get knocked up and let your kid be a bastard for 2 years."
LOL
"You know how you carve a face on an apple and you let it age and it shrinks?"
LOL
Funny shit in the comments today.
I've always had a thing for that Peter guy though, since I saw Kinsey. Oh well. Congrats.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 10:44:51
she with the incredibly melting face she is an UGLY CUNT really.............hollywood producer lets let the public buy she is pretty bullshit............fuck off.........she is truly truly truly offensive to look at.......sorry Jake it seems you got the best deal......but fuck that afterbirth..still hollywood gave the cunt some money......maggie U IS UGLY girl !!!!!!!!!!!!
By zane, on June 24, 2009 11:10:26
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