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Megan Fox is Bisexual

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This girl.....is so stupid.......
Simple reading what she has to say makes me feel 90 times dumber. I can't wait for her to crash and burn then ultimatel turn to porn. Because you know what Todd? We'd both win.

By fucking_hate_her, on May 13, 2009 07:17:18
Who's the "other" girl that makes you shoot like a sprinkler? Kirsten Dunst???

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:23:02
She is super hot, but this is actually the dumbest plea for attention I've ever read.
Sextape in t-5, 4, 3, 2, ...

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:29:34
Im with you Todd

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:31:31
The other girl is Angelina, hence the ever present half-Angelina at the top of his homepage.

By The Kath, on May 13, 2009 07:31:35
"I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND COMIC BOOKS LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!"

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:33:16
I'm taking guesses in the comment section. So far, no to #2 (fuck you) and #5.

By Todd, on May 13, 2009 07:33:26
Well of course she's bisexual. It's rule #1 in every attention whore's hand book. but when the looks wear off, man. No bueno.

By Gilber 'O Wailegons , on May 13, 2009 07:35:15
no one gives a fuck, EVER.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:37:15
The stupid is really starting to ooze from Megan with all these interviews. Her manager needs to cancel all of them and keep her strictly to reading scripts only.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:37:27
Well that proves it. Smart and beautiful genes cannot coexist in the human female body. I guess I can stop looking now.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:39:46
I'm pretty sure the other one ISN'T Angelina :)

By Chantelle, on May 13, 2009 07:42:27
these pictures are completely fugly. shes normally hot but she just looks like a homeless man now.. does she actually think this "look" is sexy? and what is wrong with her hair.. this girl has gone way down hill. gross.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:42:35
Alba is Todd's #2.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:43:28
Todd almost every man that likes Megan Fox wants to fuck her in the ass that is a giving with or without a condom , bet she is really tight in there now close your eyes Todd and imaging doing that to her nice huh

By DEEP IN HER GASSY TUNNEL , on May 13, 2009 07:43:46
Welcome to "Famous Retarded Females" week here at IDLYITW.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:43:57
This cunt is possibly the stupidest person alive today. Evidence:
the last couple of interviews she's done
She let's wigger 'rapper' and F list actor Brian Austin Green blow loads all over her face on a regular basis.

If she didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on her head.

The End.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:44:41
why is her tongue sticking out in every other picture and why are her pants so messy? what's the white stuff? semen?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:47:17
Honestly, could she be trying any harder to be Angelina? Soon she'll be carrying knives and wearing BAG's blood, too...

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:47:37
I'm pretty sure that the rumor is Fox will screw only living men. Dirty or clean, she draws the line at dead. And please produce pix to prove this rug thing.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:48:42
Kelly Brook for #2?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:02:27
OBVIOUSLY catering to the lesbian audience, trying to build her fan base. Soooo see thru. Megan, you're hot as fuck but you blow it anytime you open your mouth. The last several interviews...weren't even worth reading. So disappointing.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:05:52
#19, my thoughts exactly!!!

By boredwithmeganfox, on May 13, 2009 08:07:32
"The other girl is Angelina, hence the ever present half-Angelina at the top of his homepage."
By The Kath, on May 13, 2009 07:31:35

Angelina was Jenny's #1.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:07:43
My guess for Todd's #2, Marissa Miller?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:08:20
I heard it was some chick in California. ;)

By Chantelle, on May 13, 2009 08:10:44
She's obviously some kind of sex robot protoype...

By mutterhals, on May 13, 2009 08:11:27
The other chick is Cassie. If it's not Cassie, it should be. Or he secretly has a crush on Kong Kardashian and he doesn't want the world to know.

By Reese, on May 13, 2009 08:11:34
the other girl is keeley hazel...maybe keely brook.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:12:31
Its Heidi Montag, or Pratt or whatever.
Would that be hot to watch. Two dumb bimbos ruggin' it out for pay per view.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:15:07
she looks like angelina minus the collagen IMHO. I'd still hit it though in a heartbeat

By dave, on May 13, 2009 08:17:50
Megan can stop trying to be Angelina now. First she dyed her hair to look like Angelina, then she got the tattos, now she is bisexual... uh, huh, yeah right... next, I guess she will be adopting kids to get attention. She's a dumb whore.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:29:06
Keeley Hazel for Todd

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:33:38
Isnt SHE a girl who slept with a man (which would make HER dirty)? Brian Austin Green needs to dump her needy ass.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:37:15
She says men smell? I can assure Ms. Fox that women can stink just as bad. Those of my brethren who've ever eaten a pussy know what I am talking about. I've smelled everything from tuna to fermented swamp water going "down there." And yes, I've also had some pleasant experiences, but mostly pussy has some pretty potent odors.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 08:38:07
Ambrosiohhhh-ohhh-oh-ohhhhhhh-OHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHH!!!--...---........ahhhhhhhh.

To keep in character, of course.

(Hint: In the event I'm wrong, his #2 is most likely found in his "Labels" section. If she's important enough to hold office in his spank bank, he'd probably make the effort to link to her previous articles.)

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:02:24
#35, so your saying you would rather...

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:03:51
I can see why douche-BAG dumped this bitch. Evry mans dream is another's nightmare. What a load of shit she spews.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:05:37
the horror, the horror...

By x24, on May 13, 2009 09:14:33
1) She's a hot piece of ass. I'd fuck her as much as I could, as often as I could.

However...

2) She's the biggest dumbass around (she makes slutney spears look like a genius). She's also a TERRIBLE actress; did anyone see her "work" in Transformers? If she were any more stiff, you could put a skag on her back & use her for a surfboard.

I'd fuck her, but I'd then dump her ass to curb, in case she was tempted to open her mouth to speak...

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:24:32
What a dolt....really sugar? So you won't sleep w/ girls that sleep with boys because boy are dirty but you're bi so you'd sleep w/ boys. Please give me a break....you're grasping at your 15 seconds of fame with this statement. My spin on being Bi is that you get the very best of both worlds....why choose if you don't have to? Enough said.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:38:00
Ok, I will be the first to admit the girl is so hot that its ridiculous, but she is starting to annoy the shit out of me. What the hell does that comment even mean? She won't sleep with a girl who sleeps with a guy but she herself sleeps with a guy?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:49:32
Seriously hot as all get out, but as annoying as hell. Don't speak Megan. Just don't speak.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 09:54:20
Thats the dumbest thing I ever heard..sounds like shes just a lesbian..if she won't sleep with a bisexual girl because men are dirty..then why would she even dream of sleeping with a man????

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 10:00:01
wannabe flavor of the moment *yawn

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 10:01:18
She is 23 and she dates older men, no wonder she is bisexual, wait until she reach 30's, she will start dating 19 years old boys. LOL

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 10:03:41
Come on Todd, just tell us who the other one is.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 10:16:02
If I had to wake up next to BAG every morning, I'd seriously consider becoming a part time rug muncher too.

By Kamahl Khunt, on May 13, 2009 10:23:32
Yay, all the 300lbers, gayboys and angelina fucktards can have their day now!

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 10:25:17
Oh, boy, another Anne Heche or Lindsay Lohan wannabe. I wonder who she'll "hook up" with?

By spikewebbe, on May 13, 2009 10:48:43
Yeah Todd, tell them :)

By Chantelle, on May 13, 2009 11:38:20
hello megan!

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 11:45:01
Attention whoring tattoos: $350
Attention whoring boob job: $5,000
Attention whoring attempt to speak & use "big SAT words": Priceless

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 11:47:45
the other one is Jessica Biel?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 12:10:33
The next time a date lets you into her apartment, just say " Megan Fox says men are dirty, so to prove how much I like you and want a second date, I am going to take a shower here right now, and then come out naked so you can inspect my body very, very closely. "
Thanks Megan, for helping guys to look real sincere and caring.

By Casanova, PickUpBooks, California, on May 13, 2009 12:16:35
Can I just watch?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 12:55:17
Some one buy this bitch some chapstick.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 13:28:10
blah blah blah you know all of you want to lick her ass clean don't denied it

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 13:57:31
The way this hooker talks you'd think she walks around with a wet pussy 24/7.

Talks too much.

She's probably a dud in the sack.

By BarbadoSlim, on May 13, 2009 14:37:01
This bitch is really making me not go see this movie. I've never heard a woman talked so fucking stupid that i had to leave the building because her shit talking is just draining whatever IQ I still have left in my head. Pussy like that is just not worth effort

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 15:45:11
OK, Chantelle, you can stop with the cutesy-wootsy smiley and winky emoticons. We get it. It's you.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 15:47:21
The only time this dimwit should open her mouth is when she inserts my dick & sucks away. Other than that, she needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

By She's a brain dead moron, on May 13, 2009 16:01:24
Looks like Megan wants to be Ellen's third wife.

By Sir Elton Flaming John, on May 13, 2009 16:19:18
Hayden Panewhogivesashit or, oh wait I got it...

Kathy Griffin.

By farteater, on May 13, 2009 17:05:48
Why does the media INSIST on printing anything this mentally challenged twit says, or even bothering to interview her in the first place? She's a mental midget; she can't put 2 thoughts together to make a sentence. Unfortunately for her, she'll get roles based on her looks, and will actually think "they're hiring me because of my acting". Imagine when her looks fade, and she gets NO acting roles. The shock to her arrogant ego will be staggering...

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 17:51:12
This is not supposed to be published.
Dudes, RSS thingy broken again. I didn't get the latest news (last one was Links to Crappy Music and Nice Boobs).

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 18:25:28
Is there any trick from Angelina's playbook that this second rate version won't pull?

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 18:36:39
nice lip herpe ya got megan

By chris from vancouverBC, on May 13, 2009 19:51:38
Up next, she'll start adopting kids left and right and lure away the next harried Blandistan boytoy.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 20:22:20
My opinion hasn't changed. Incredibly hot @ a level that few humans reach. Balanced out with a crazier than cat shit brain & no talent to speak of other then looking @ a camera like she's in heat. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying my opinion hasn't changed.

By Where are all the white women at?!?!, on May 13, 2009 21:08:05
She became a "star" from a movie that ANY decent looking female could have pulled off, and been better off for it.. It's not like she's some award winning actress that is going to set the world ablaze with her work..

I imagine talking to her is about like talking to a 6th grader or something... maybe worse.

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 21:39:17
sometimes even hotties go fishmonger, & that is a Real waste :(

By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 23:22:56
Please Megan just stfu and look pretty. Everytime you open your mouth and words come out, you ruin the fantasy for me just a bit more.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 01:03:54
If she thinks men are so filthy that she won't even touch a cunt that has touched a man, in what way is she "bi"-sexual?
Just another man-hating muff-diver if you ask me.

By stickynose, on May 14, 2009 03:15:42
Looks like she's trying to cover a giant herpes sore on her top lip. Probably got it from sucking on one of Brian's dick blisters.

By Mike Hunt, on May 14, 2009 03:25:53
I'm so sick of this idiot Angelina-wannabe. stupidity amazes me. I just wanna fuck her hard in the asshole and kick her stupid face out. I'd still keep her on call when I need a good anger release.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 04:00:28
I just figured it out.

Maxim magazine announced their Hot 100 List and notice the top people:

1. House actress Olivia Wilde

2. Megan Fox

On the TV show House Olivia Wilde plays a bisexual and this season we have seen some pretty hot scenes that would give a corpse an erection.

Gee, I wonder where Megan Fox got the idea from? Bitter about dropping down the list?

By Donkey Punch, on May 14, 2009 04:51:21
lol Donkey, you got a point

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 05:03:13
Every other interview she talks about how she is bisexual. shut up megan... just shuuuuut uuuup!

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 05:13:40
Why is everyone "bisexual" lately? What's the point? I don't get it. I've even heard 13 year olds at my local 7-11 talking about being bisexual. WTF is that shit? Is it like back in my day when we all fought to be trendy with wearing bindis because Gwen Stefani was wearing one? Or having the latest Doc Martens? I just don't get it.

P.S. She's a fuckin' tard.

By cinco, on May 14, 2009 05:37:36
I can't wait till this dumb bitch grows up and realises her five minutes of fame are up and there will be another big-titted moron to take her place in a second. Her looks will fade, she has no acting talent and no brains i doubt she's even good enough to do porn.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 06:17:11
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION unless i'm sexually orientating myself with them. God. WHO CARES.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 06:57:42
"...and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."

So how does she sleep at night I wonder? Doesnt this dike have a boyfriend? I totally understood her appeal like 8 minutes ago, but it wore off so quick because shes just a generic version of Angelina (and she knows this). She tries to fucken hard.

NEXT...

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 07:02:38
And now for the ultimate insult...

*drumroll*

Paris' brain >>>>>>> Megan's brain

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 07:43:05
STFU already, you moron! Anything to try to stay relevent. You'll never be Angelina Jolie, bitch, so stop trying.

By Albatross, on May 14, 2009 07:53:28
I think we get all this bi-sexual stuff from the movie makers and magazines trying to influence people, mostly high school and college-age. People are certainly not born bi-sexual, as the retard says (I think truly gay people are born gay, but that's a different issue). If that were the case, half the men would be gay. Girls are much more open to this because it's "in". It's a fad. Guys like watching girls do it. If a couple of girls let guys watch, they're cool and popular. Girls won't watch gay movies, though. So there goes that theory. I honestly can't remember a celebrity this stupid. She better hopes she's hot forever, because the moment she starts aging or a new, hotter, girl comes along, she's out of a job.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 08:12:01
#54 is right.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 08:24:56
KELLY BROOK IS HIS OTHER ONE!!!

By Kelly Brook, on May 14, 2009 08:31:02
This hurts; she's such a hot piece of ass to look at & fantasize about. However, she's such a retarded moron; she makes Anna Nicole Smith look intelligent.

I guess the best thing for her is to just SHUT THE FUCK UP & look pretty. Once her looks fade, she'll have nothing...

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 08:41:20
Im with cinco on this one...its a fucken retarded trend that needs to go away. Listen, if you like vagina, great! You like dick, great! you like doc martins, great! I just dont need to hear this trendy "bisexual" label anymore. Who cares...

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 09:27:08
you could make this item your
BI-link-well Megan
for tomorrow

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 09:52:51
she obviously dont know what being bisexual means. she wants girls but doesnt want guys because their "dirty"-that would make her a lesbian then. she seriosuly confuses me.

By Dan, on May 14, 2009 09:55:40
I'm carrying Todd's baby.

By Kong Kardashian, on May 14, 2009 10:10:53
The other one is MARISSA MILLER!?

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 10:53:26
I hate to break the news to you but Megan Fox looks like a transexual.

By King Sean, on May 14, 2009 11:13:02
Uh, yeah, because Angelina Jolie really started the whole bi thing. Right. Marlene Dietrich and countless others did nothing of the sort decades and decades ago. It was alll angelina's idea. Pfff.

Angelina fucktards always crack me up with their arrant stupidity and crazed idol-worship.

ALso, why would Megan Fox be trying to imitate someone uglier than herself? It makes no sense, morons.

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 12:11:31
#96 -- I don't think anyone here believes that Angelina Jolie invented bisexuality. She's just definitely had a big role in bringing it to the mainstream/popularizing it in recent years. She used her (bi)sexuality to her advantage, to make her more of a sex symbol.

I don't think it has anything to do with "arrant stupidity"...it's just recognition of a fact. The shit Megan is pulling is played out and transparent. Yawn.

By prease, on May 14, 2009 14:39:10
#96
uh, nobody said Angelina was the one who started the whole BI thing. Its just obvious that to this generation (not yours, i.e Darlene Dietrich), she has been the obvious poster child to making being "BI" a cool thing to do. And im just pointing it out because as a teen, its really rebelious and crazy and shes popular with all the girls at my school that want to be gothic yet sexy-chic. Im not sayin shes hotter than Megan...because that wouldnt say much for Megan because I think shes pretty ugly too. So its a catch 22...
Anyways, this post is giving me the fucken shingles...I have no clue what im fucken sayin besides this whole BI thing is stupid anyway AND we need more KELLY BROOK!

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 15:52:40
Americans and their bloody heterosexual games to sell a career to humans. Humans aren't buying your fakery, America. Not by a bloody shot!

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 19:02:08
Id fuck her

By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 20:53:33
Todd's not saying anything, so it's obvious it's this Chantelle chick. She comments on here all the time with blatant inside jokes and from what I can tell she's Todd's gf.

By Kristen, on May 14, 2009 23:04:00
"I hate to break the news to you but Megan Fox looks like a transexual."

If she does, then I want to fuck a transsexual. You can stick to the "real women". LOL.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 01:21:12
Bisexual? Does that mean you get to do her twice?

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 06:49:50
#96...angelina haters always crack ME up. you're so quick to attack you ignored some pretty obvious common sense-megan is trying to be like angelina, not marlene, so obviously it makes sense to say she's "trying to be bi like angelina". DUH.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 06:52:19
To Megan Fox,
Believe it or not, they're women out in the world that don't sleep with men at all. They call themselves LESBIANS. I don't think they're hard to find. Just think more, talk less & aim high. I'm sure you will find them. Good luck & have nice day.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 10:44:35
#104 Ha ha ha, I knew one of you fucktards would bite. Predictable, mentally deranged morons.

Also, your comment makes no sense. Now kindly fuck off back to justjared. Ha ha.

By #96, on May 15, 2009 12:28:17
Gotta give her credit for one thing, the bitch is smart about turning guys on with this statement...

By starbrite, on May 15, 2009 12:44:05
#35 is right on the money. Well said.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 15:38:09
#96 is the same asshole that claimed to be doing some sort of research for his/her phsycology class by doing some 'TEST' on how we would react to his/her stupid comment...

heres the news #96. People called you out on your stupidity and again your trying to backtrack by claiming you said dumb shit on purpose to see our reaction...

YOUR AN IDIOT.

By anonymous, on May 15, 2009 15:44:32
109. YOUR AN IDIOT.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Irony.

By #96, on May 16, 2009 05:37:12
Bottom Line: Megan fox needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP, take off her clothes & look pretty. That's what she's best at; when she opens her mouth to speak (and them "use big SAT words", as she calls them), she shows what an unbelievable moron she is. Soon, the magazines will realize it too, and will stop interviewing her (as if anything she has to say has an value)...

Get naked, look pretty & shut up, honey. You'll last longer & make more money...

By anonymous, on May 16, 2009 09:57:24
96 is pissed because 109 is right! ROFL!!!

By anonymous, on May 16, 2009 14:35:09
Megan Fox is such a hottie. Nerds love her. Women are jealous of her. Sure she tries to be sensationalistic most of the time but most celebrities do..

By Megan Fox , on June 4, 2009 03:53:46

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