81 Comments:

1. Scarlett has more class in her pinky than Meg in her whole body. She also has huge boobs. I'd still fuck Meg though if ScarJo wasn't available.

   By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 05:10:22

2. I would take Scarlett J. and her luscious boobies over this over botoxed, plastic surgery loving twat.

   By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 05:22:31

3. I really don't get your fascination with Megan Fox.
   
   She's a skinny, no talent, Brian Austin Green datin', stupid forearm tattoo gettin', D-Lister.
   
   Meh.

   By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 05:23:31

4. Megan is obviously one of those people who are so stupid they don't realize how stupid they really are. Oh well. She needs to ride the sex symbol train as long as she can because when her looks start to go her career will be over because as we all know she isn't the greatest actor in the world.

   By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 05:32:46

5. Agree to disagree. You gotta have the brains too.

   By Q Hunter, on May 8, 2009 05:47:20

6. i would do that anytime and im gay

   By paris hiltyon, on May 8, 2009 05:54:47

7. she is gross and a slut and not my daughter

   By mom, on May 8, 2009 06:35:54

8. what a fucking egotistical twit. Scarlett has more talent in one of her perfect breasts than meg has in her whole trashy tatted covered body

   By ladyguitarstar, on May 8, 2009 06:58:12

9. I'm sorry, honey, but as hot as you are, the moment you open your mouth and start speaking, you make everyone around you realize that you are, in fact, a retard. And I like you, I really do. Just shut up, already. *kiss* =)

   By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 07:03:29

10. I had Megan last night, and she was good. So was I; that's why she's licking her lips...

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 07:13:30

11. So because someone has a more diverse vocabulary than the average joe (the plumber!), they're trying too hard? Sorry. We can't all be proud of our self-inflicted stupidity.

    By Annie, on May 8, 2009 07:31:04

12. Geez, Megan, again with the hat.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 07:31:30

13. 
    cassie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>megan.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 07:44:35

14. Oh Megan, no one is going to take you seriously. It's your own fault for sounded retarded when you speak, that's why people think you are retarded. Just close your mouth and stand there and look pretty.

    By Little Bo Peep, on May 8, 2009 08:04:56

15. I love the "prove I'm not a retard" part. You just know it comes from sexual experiences where the guy told her that only people with extremely high IQs enjoy ass-to-mouth.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 08:14:08

16. "I really don't get your fascination with Megan Fox."
    
    Oh, no problem, allow me to explain. You see, men are typically attracted to women with beautiful faces and nice bodies. Of course, the caveat is that this theory doesn't apply to flaming fucking homos who dream of guzzling semen like it's soymilk. It appears that this demographic is well represented here, hence the bickering over Megan Fox' attractiveness.
    
    Glad I could help!

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 08:55:45

17. If the I.Q. test is dating Brian Austin Green, she clearly loses. I mean Scarlett's husband is comparatively a better actor, albeit it a "C" list one.
    The greater issue is Todd' obsession with Megan Fox. If we rule out that Todd's mom also had stupid tats like Megan, we must carefully explore Todd's id and super ego.
    This would take many years, and cost about 500k. I say get up a pool and buy Todd an official Megan Fox blowup doll. I have the Marilyn Monroe one and we often share a cigar. Afterwards.

    By Siggy Freud, Good Pasteries, Austria, on May 8, 2009 09:17:19

18. CORRECTION TO #14, it should say for SOUNDING RETARDED, not SOUNDED RETARDED. lmao. Oops, my bad.

    By Little Bo Peep, on May 8, 2009 09:21:17

19. I never had a problem with her until she opened her mouth.
    
    any retard > megan

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 09:30:34

20. No,
    Scarlett < Megan > Cassie
    She's brilliant. Really, why the hell would you go out of your way to prove that you're intelligent, just because you're attractive? Frida Pinto does it in every interview, and it's annoying as hell.
    And Scarlett is pretentious and under the misconception that her indie songs are good.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 09:31:55

21. Would any of you asshats like it better if she had come out pulling that old "I don't think I'm a sex symbol" shit that Alba and Scarlett like to pull? Give me a fucking break - I'd rather you have the 'smarts' to just admit you're a sweet piece of ass than try to sound humble/stupid by acting like you don't see what the big deal is.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 09:47:08

22. Why is it that this same sort of interview with Megan Fox comes up every single day? Just die already.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 09:52:55

23. she needs to shut her trap and stop following the Britney/Lindsey/Paris PR plan and get a little less exposure and stop being so f'ing desperate for attention. You're hot we get it now do some acting and stop being a c*nt.

    By PK, on May 8, 2009 10:02:08

24. boring.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 10:07:01

25. 'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
    
    She should just rest on her <strike>laurels</strike> tits and keep her mouth shut.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 10:19:04

26. "oozes out of her pores" ?? oh god what a delusional retard.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 10:27:11

27. Oh, no problem, allow me to explain. You see, men are typically attracted to women with beautiful faces and nice bodies. Of course, the caveat is that this theory doesn't apply to flaming fucking homos who dream of guzzling semen like it's soymilk. It appears that this demographic is well represented here, hence the bickering over Megan Fox' attractiveness.
    
    Glad I could help!
    
    Hah...
    The only problem with that explanation is that Meg is just about as attractive as Amy Winehouse...Minus a couple of years of heroin addiction.
    
    

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 10:32:30

28. #14/18: Such poetic irony.
    #16: LOL.
    #21: Yes.
    
    Todd: It may not matter to YOU if she's smart, but if I were her I wouldn't want people to think that my IQ was in Paris Hilton or Anna Nicole category, either.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 10:46:52

29. This is the same girl who has given interviews about how awful she looks and compared her looks to Alan Alda. She has thrown more than one pity party for herself in interviews. A handler must have had a talk with her about how she has been presenting herself as needy and fishing for compliments. Seems she hasn't quite got the hang of interviewing yet. She's swung too far in the other direction and now comes across as a stuck up, stupid bitch.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 11:10:07

30. Little Bo Peep is retarded.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 11:18:05

31. Dumb bitch....

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 11:27:26

32. I agree with #21. People would roll their eyes if she claimed she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress but still appeared as the hot girl in every film or magazine. The girl is brutally honest. I respect that. Plus, she's hotter than pig nosed Scarlett.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 11:39:26

33. All you jokers who only like really skinny women -- boys with breasts -- need to know one thing -- you're gay.
    
    You'd rather be fucking some young boy's tight asshole, but you'll settle for some skinny skank's cunt.
    
    Gay gay gay -- and I ough to know.

    By Sir Elton Flaming John, on May 8, 2009 11:54:41

34. God she is so boring.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 12:09:51

35. Nothing like a stupid girl.

    By mensa, on May 8, 2009 12:19:52

36. Scarlett Johansson has "class" and, lol, "acting ability"? Really? Since when? Have you seen Girl with a Pear Earring? Lost in Translation?
    
    I'm no Megan Fox fanatic, but to say Johansson is somehow superior is just stupid. There's a little more to acting chops than playing pretend bohemian living in the West Village and appearing in a Woody Allen flick.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 12:37:46

37. Sssshhhh megan... just hush. Quiet...just shhhh... just look pretty. We all know your no albert einstein. You have bad acting skills to, and your tats are horrific. You've had a little to much plastic surgery. Not enough however to make you look completely plastic. Just do what you do best. Shut up... just shut up Mm'kay? Now you go out into the world, and be that piece of ass everyone knows you are. Don't let the you-look-nothing-like-a-young-angelina-jolie-stop-trying-to-imitate-her hit you on the way out.

    By We will forget who she is in five years., on May 8, 2009 12:38:47

38. Megan Fox isn't special. And she's really not a sex symbol by any stretch of the imagination. She's in for a rude awakening - kinda like a slow motion car accident about to happen.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 13:15:50

39. LOOK AT THAT SEXY TONGUE WOW SO WARM SO WET AND LOOK AT ALL THE JEALOUS COWS BITCHING ABOUT HER LOL,SO SUFFER NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY MEGAN FOX STILL HOTTER THEN YOU

    By MEGAN IS THE SEXIEST OF THEM ALL, on May 8, 2009 13:30:36

40. "I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that."
    
    Of course you don't want to have to do that. Because it's hard to fake being smart, and effortless to appear intelligent if you are actually intelligent. Darn, guess that's the one thing you can't get for free with your fake looks -- respect for your non-existent intelligence. BOOHOO, you big baby. Wow, your life is so hard.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 13:39:05

41. i just don't find her attractive. i'd take scarlett, too

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 13:40:28

42. I starting to like this bitch less and less. She needs both breast enhancment and ego reduction surgery.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 13:58:20

43. why the fuck has she got her tongue sticking out? this girl tries way to hard..

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 14:46:53

44. She's extremely shallow and has nothing to offer besides her (surgically enhanced) beauty.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 14:50:56

45. i hate her ...i hope she gets old and ugly

    By speaking for all the jealous bitches , on May 8, 2009 14:53:45

46. They both are terrible actresses and both have brought down good movies. I try and avoid movies with either of them.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 15:06:01

47. Shut up and show us your Tits already .

    By BukkNekkid , on May 8, 2009 16:00:51

48. "I agree with #21. People would roll their eyes if she claimed she wanted to be taken seriously as an actress but still appeared as the hot girl in every film or magazine. The girl is brutally honest. I respect that.
    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 11:39:26"
    
    **********************************************
    
    Oh really? She's "brutally honest"?
    
    Let me get this straight: she's a tranny who looks like Alan Alda, and she's so painfully insecure that she's on the verge of vomiting on a red carpet one moment - YET, she's also very confident and oozes sex appeal out of every hole/pore whatever ...
    
    Can she make up her mind? Does she have one?
    
    See? We're right back to stupid.
    
    

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 16:45:55

49. She really isn't much as it is.. She was in 2 movies that would have been succesful with ANY semi attractive actress in the role.
    
    She is not ugly, but she is really fake and desperate looking most of the time.
    
    I'm not against tattoo, but that one on her arm will only prove to hurt her in the long run.. you get a pretty actress that you don't have to hide tats in everyshot, rather than spenidng money to cover her shit up.
    

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 16:51:03

50. I'd let her lick my asshole with that tongue.

    By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 17:59:00

51. "She could be leaning over a stack of coloring books while wearing a My Little Pony bike helmet and I'd still have to wear those condoms that numb your penis."
    
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    
    Todd is the BEST!
    
    Oh, and #27? You're legally blind if you think that Fox = Winehouse

    By Andy in West Haven, on May 8, 2009 19:36:57

52. ScarJo makes Megan look like a young boy. I would fuck ScarJo till she forgot her name. I would let Megan clean us up with her mouth afterwards.

    By Dick Sickfuck Cheney, on May 8, 2009 19:51:28

53. Definitely fuckable. But so what? So are millions of girls. But they all aren't as quick to show you the cash register where their heart's supposed to be, ringing up the NO SALE key when you tell her all about your assistant-manager job at Ace Hardware.
    
    Let's face it, this is the exact type of Hawt Chick you wanna fuck twice - once for your dick's sake, once for posterity's - and then duct tape to a stuffed chair and go to work on with woodburning tools. Which, after all, you get a 20% employee discount on.
    
    What the hell - depending how hot she looks with that ball-gag muffling her cries, she might just coax a *third* sausage ride out of you at that.

    By Ragno, on May 8, 2009 20:00:01

54. She looks okay to me but you can go to any mall and see much better looking and much more fuckable.These girls have nothing to offer.I should know..I had marylin monroe huyuk huyuk huyuk

    By ted(thebridge) kennedy, on May 9, 2009 00:34:55

55. LOL this misstep by Megan Fox sure has opened the floodgates to all the BITTER, FAT, UGLY women to post their pathetic JEALOUSY, not to mention the SCREAMING GAYBOYS who don't like anything that doesn't have a swinging dick between its legs. Yeah, how dare she show confidence about her looks and sexuality? Right? She's supposed to hate herself so that all you jealous losers can feel better about your fatass selves, right?
    
    What she said is because she's a sex symbol she doesn't want to keep proving how smart she is as well - like some other actresses keep wanting to. Pretty refreshing and honest, I think.
    Too bad most of you are too bitter, jealous or stupid to see it.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 02:53:49

56. #55 = Brian Austin Green's asshole.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 03:57:52

57. Speaking of asshole, do you think you could update your site sometime soon?

    By Shawn Party, on May 9, 2009 05:22:24

58. Open mouth...Only when wanting a penis in it..other than that Just look hot Meg...SHHHHHH!

    By SamIam, on May 9, 2009 05:36:38

59. Enough of Megan Fox already - maybe you should seek some therapy!

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 06:17:51

60. MORE MORE MORE MORE MEGAN FOX THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH MEGAN FOX SO FIND MORE PICS AND VIDEOS OF MEGAN AND POST THEM HERE #59 WANTS MORE MEGAN FOX
    
    MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX

    By MORE MEGAN FOX, on May 9, 2009 08:57:53

61. LOL @ all of the chunky, bitter, jealous 30+ year old women who posted thus far. Don't be upset ladies that your man fantasizes about Megan Fox while he is fucking you. It's OK. It's natural. It's what men do.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 10:18:13

62. She's hot.
    She's not the smartest.
    I hate her tats.
    I enjoy watching her in mindless action flicks.

    By Willa Dodge, on May 9, 2009 10:25:52

63. Todd is now eligible for an intervention. How many
    Megan Fox posts in how many days?
    Someone get his family out of the "American Idol" audience and I will set it up. Tell them that Anoop lost already, for Christ-sake! And let's get that money together for his Russian-mail-order bride. He need nagging, sorry, I mean, a woman's direction, to straighten him out.

    By Dr. Phil, Feel-Your-Pain, California, on May 9, 2009 10:56:15

64. #56 = Rosie O'Donnell's gunt.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 14:52:41

65. #53 serial killer and/or child molester...needs kicked in the head

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 17:42:55

66. ...umm, did this dumb cunt ever maybe think that scarlett actually has decent words in her vocabulary?
    
    where as she's sitting there going, "OMG I LOOK LIKE A TRANNY AND AM MASCULINE LOOKING, YET I'M A SEX SYMBOL. I LOVE COMIC BOOKS AND VIDEO GAMES! AREN'T I HOT AND EDGY?"
    
    sit the fuck down, megan. that's enough.

    By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 21:53:55

67. I don't see why anyone would be confused by Todd's fascination/obsession with her. She's ragingly hot, she has a fantastic body, and she looks like she's ready to go at every moment of the day.
    
    However...
    
    55 & 61, I'm not a fat, insecure 30+ year-old, and I still think you're reaching a bit. Attraction is subjective. Some men don't like skinny women. Some do. It doesn't mean you're fat and/or gay if you don't like Megan Fox. Why is that the common refrain on this website? I'm honestly confused by it.
    
    For instance, I think Scarlett's ugly. It's subjective. She has the weirdest face I've ever seen.

    By Jen, on May 10, 2009 05:14:25

68. Oh gee. New interview were she pulls out the "I love women" from the Angelina Jolie playbook. This bitch is a flash in the pan.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 05:25:12

69. Why is that the common refrain on this website? I'm honestly confused by it.
    By Jen, on May 10, 2009 05:14:25
    
    Because they're not that smart and rely on the 101 Overly Used Internet Put Downs handbook way too much. They can't come up with anything clever or original so fall back on the old refrains (and they STILL think it's funny!) Don't bother them, they're happy just the way they are :)
    

    By jimmy, on May 10, 2009 07:36:44

70. True. They're the kind of tards who walk out of movies saying things like "well, there's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back". Particularly if Megan Fox was in it.
    
    Btw...I also am not a fat, insecure 30+ year-old. I'm perfectly secure in my hideous old-guy bulk, thank you kindly.

    By Ragno, on May 10, 2009 08:59:30

71. She's hot. But, she's obviously also a dimwit. Typical hot chick who's gotten by on her looks & never had to develop a personality or grow a brain.
    
    She's a flash in the pan; her acting (if you want to call it that) sucks. I saw her in Transformers, and she was so stiff that you could put a skag on her & use her for a surfboard. She'll be back to "I'm hot" photo spreads as her primary source of income soon. Like I said before, she's hot, but she's not someone I'd pay money to see in a film.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 14:48:27

72. Megan, please take your clothes off, get on all 4's & shut the fuck up. You're good only for sex; when you open your mouth, a white tornado flies out. Remember: fuck & suck = success for you. Anything else = FAIL.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 14:54:29

73. Gimme a break, all you loser , sex deprived losers, who call us fat, ugly BLAHBKAHBKAH bc we see through this idioy=tic piece of trash. Just to clarify, my hubby doesnt think of megan notafox when fucking me. Also, what kinda tard calls no. 53 a serial killer when he had the funniest post of us all?

    By ladyguitarstar, on May 10, 2009 17:52:39

74. meh, boring dumb trick

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 23:17:38

75. Hey #69, Because they're not that smart and rely on the 101 Overly Used Internet Put Downs handbook way too much.
    
    Ooh, real original. And yet you're here everyday yourself. Fucking retarded hypocrite.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 01:39:46

76. Todd, you already used that "condoms" joke. Do you have a list of comments that you just recycle after a few months?
    
    How about I write some?
    "To reiterate, this is Britney Spears. The only way she could get to the end of the street without eating something is if the burger exploded in her hand."
    "To reiterate, this is Jake Gylenhaal. His favourite part of a woman is the shoes."
    "To reiterate, this is Megan Fox we're talking about. I could be marooned on a prison colony at the other side of the universe in the morning and my penis would still make its way to her room by dinnertime."
    "To reiterate, this is Aubrey O'Day. The last time she visited a church, she sat on Jesus' face."
    "C'mon people, this is Lindsay Lohan. Did anyone honestly expect her to make it through the weekend without falling on some cock? This one time, I went for a pee and her hand reached out of the toilet bowl and tried to jerk me off. True story."
    
    Fun times. Everyone should try one!

    By Ape, on May 11, 2009 02:10:41

77. #76 - As a matter a fact, yes! Thanks for pointing that out. And thanks for taking the time to write some. The only difference is that mine are usually funny. So, in your case, maybe not everyone should try it.

    By Todd, on May 11, 2009 02:30:01

78. Just a bit of fun, Todd! I only noticed because I'm still coming to this site every day, a few years after I first found it. You're still great. Let's call it even... (Mine only took 4 minutes - I'm sure if I put my mind to it they would have been a bit funnier!)

    By Ape, on May 11, 2009 03:17:30

79. Ape,
    
    Yeah, sorry. I've had too many energy drinks today I guess.

    By Todd, on May 11, 2009 03:24:43

80. Todd:
    No problem! Hey, can I ask you what Jenny's up to these days? (I know this is for comments, but whatever)

    By Ape, on May 11, 2009 04:33:24

81. That whore looks like Jenna Haze.She's probably had as much meat.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 14:41:10