Wow. I hate being a coward sending in anonymous comments but if I were her record label, I would let her know that while she doesn't have to be supermodel thin, she should take some consideration into her appearance.
I agree with #8...as long as her fatness does not affect her voice, but geez,I would not pay to go see a fat person sing.Plus, it is not healthy for her to gain so much weight.
woow..i cant understand this chick. she can spend money on a professional trainer and a cook. she can loose weight so easily ,yet she seems to get fatter and looking unhealthy in general.... hire a stylist baby. and wear make up. and..and..
I don't really give a shit what a singer looks like as long as they can actually sing. Today I fucking hate how most of our entertainers are just an image and substance. That being said Kelly can't sing and can't write so I wouldn't go see her even if she was stick thin....
#1 comment made me laugh so hard because it's the exact same thing I said, out loud.
Where's the cow stampede to come defend her, saying she's perfectly normal and healthy now? It's been over 20 posts and nothing yet. By the way, it's YOU people who should be blamed for this - this is what you get when you can't admit that someone's fat, but rather "normal" and "healthy". Call it "truth" or call it "tough love", just give it to people. Maybe she wouldn't have ended up this bad. Good job, now go eat a donut or two yourselves.
Ok I have always been one to defend Kelly before on this site. But OH MY GOD. I didn't even know that WAS Kelly Clarkson until I read some. I was wondering who the fat dude with the mic was. Honestly at first glance, my first thought was Vince Niel put the weight back on!
Love how all the KC apologists are coming out of the woodwork realizing she's FUCKING FAT. DUUUUUUUUUH. Welcome to what we've been saying & seeing for years.
Her next song will be, "He Said He's Tired of Fucking a Giant Pear in the Ass", off the album, "I Never Met A Donut I Didn't Like". Man, I'm startin' to tear up already.
Maybe she's doing research for her next album to see just how many dudes won't bang her because she's too huge. An album of laments about being lonely.
Oh, I forgot, some of us (myself included)will bang anything at last call. Get me harpoon; I'm going for the White Whale, arrrrg.
25 you should wash your mouth out with a dose of buck shot. Why everyone calling her disgusting b/c of her weight? That's right I forgot you must all be perfect. Fuck this shit,I'm out.
GAWD! I really like Kelly and her voice and I don't really think talented people should be stick thin...but good god...she looks like something that walked out of the trailer park. It's kinda sad really....
she sings pretty and she is a nice girl ..so what if she is heavy..she can always lose weight if she wants too.too bad all these idiots on here cant get smarter.
I fully expected to see a lot of people saying "she looks fine, leave her alone". lol... I guess she has gone too far for even the defenders this time. No hate... but she looks bad.
See people, THIS is what a true FAT GIRL looks like! It's MEAN and TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE to call Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, and Shawn Johnson fat. They are robust, the way girls should be!
They have womanly curves, (which FYI, would have started wars back in the 1600's) but still maintain a healthy looking body. They are not too skinny, or too fat. They literally have, the average female body, which is a good thing!
Girls should not have to starve themselves! 90% of the girls in Hollywood are too skinny! It's one thing I hate about living in LA, all the girls are twig figures! It's so hard to find decent looking girls in the LA area, who don't eat salads 24/7.
BUT KELLY ON THE OTHER HAND........
Has got a GUT and HARDCORE FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)! Her ass has it's own zip code! She was always a bit on the big side, even during her post American Idol "Slim" years. But damn, she needs to hit the gym.
Like I said, I have NO PROBLEM with a girl having curves..but there's a fine line between curves, and CIRCLES!
60, you're calling other people mean? That's a bid hypocritical.
I feel sorry for Kelly --- not only is she obviously uncomfortable with her body, she also has a shit stylist (or her stylists all hate her, one of the two). She seems to tend toward gaining weight, but she was so cute a couple of years ago when she was promoting 'Breakaway'. Get back to that, Kelly!!
I absolutely love her music and her personality, but those pics... wow. It's difficult to say what the frak is going on with her. She's obviously 'lost it' somewhere along the way.
I think Kelly's hot, and I want to date her. I'm tired of seeing rail skinny chicks all over the screen...show some thickness, hell some fat is alright, too! She looks real and I like that.
This miserable bitch should use two fingers and talk to Ralph on the big white phone. Daily. Repeat. Shut up | shut up | NOBODY CARES THAT HE WAS MEAN TO YOU!!! SHUT UP!!
She was always a girl with meat on her bones never a bony bitch but now damn that's GREASE on her bones shit girl stop with all those burgers and fries eat some fruit veggies water how about just some bread and water for a month
WOW ok...i use to defend her when people said she was fat, but come on now, this is just plain gross. she has gained so much weight its just unhealthy. doesn't she want to be a role model to her fans, which are young girls? its perfectly normal and great to be a "curvy" woman, but her body is beyond that now.. she needs to look after herself!
If she ever pronounces again that she's happy with herself and that being fat is OK, someone please hit her straight in the face with a flying pan then kick her in that fat ass. She needs a wakeup call.
Amen #89. She could be a very cute girl if she was somewhat normal weight, but she's a really fatty now. It's going to take a LOT of work to get her back down to the weight that she needs to be at; I don't know if she's got the drive to make it happen.
She's really sad looking now. I hope she slims down...
Disgusting. And to all you chubby chasers who say you prefer fat girls... well I guess you're in luck since this is America and 2/3 of the population is overweight. Why do you think skinnier women are considered more attractive? Because they're RARE. I could throw a rock into the air and hit 20 fat ugly fupas exactly like Kelly Clarkson. She is boring, ugly, typical and fat.
She looked bad enough with all the Photoshop... welcome to reality, sister.
FUCK!!That is the picture of a woman who has given up.She knows the "sexy, pop princess" label was never meant for her.But,jeez,at least make an EFFORT!!!!!ASS COW.
OK - I'm not usually one to bash fatties (I used to be one BTW) but girl needs to hide those ham arms! What the fuck happened to her? I could say she has a pretty face but that would be lying.
So what if she's not looking so hot. As long as it's not affecting her voice who cares. Kelly Clarkson actually has talent and all her success doesn't depend on her looking hot. Unlike Jessica Simpson whose whole career has depended on her selling her vapid hotness to hide her suckass voice. IMO let's just ignore the unfortunate Kelly Clarkson pictures. Jessica Simpson's fair game because her 'looks' are all she's got.
and to think, just a few weeks ago everyone was going on about Susan Boyle and how we have to look beyond physical features. I'm not saying that Kelly Clarkson is talented like Susan Boyle, but what a bunch of hypocrites you are for being so superficial in your condemnation.
Put the fork down, Kelly. I'm not a hater - but she needs to work on her weight ASAP before it gets any worse. Can someone please put her in touch with Valerie Bertinelli ASAP?
Hey People - give a sister a break! Why all the hating because she ballooned up? Wasn't she the big Sweetheart six months ago? Seriously? I never liked her, but for everyone to hate on her because she got fat? Really - I'm shallow, but not that shallow. She's totally porked out, but her stylist(s) could cover some of that up and at least give the girl a hairstyle and some makeup. First, fire your stylist. Second, hire a dietician and a trainer. You'll be the biggest tabloid comeback story since Britney in 6 months. Better yet, get a reality show!
Hey People - give a sister a break! Why all the hating because she ballooned up? Wasn't she the big Sweetheart six months ago? Seriously? I never liked her, but for everyone to hate on her because she got fat? Really - I'm shallow, but not that shallow. She's totally porked out, but her stylist(s) could cover some of that up and at least give the girl a hairstyle and some makeup. First, fire your stylist. Second, hire a dietician and a trainer. You'll be the biggest tabloid comeback story since Britney in 6 months. Better yet, get a reality show!
Wow... Poor Kelly! Being a woman and all, I usually couldn't care less about female celebs' weight, but damn! She's crossed the line into unhealthy! Time for a diet, babe!
In all seriousness, if this keeps up she's going to be face down on the carpet with a half-eaten sandwich stuck in her throat. Or dead of a heart attack. And yes, you can keel over from heart disease in your 20's.
What business is it to any of you HATERS? Really, you all have SOUL SICKNESS! Look at yourself ... perfection? It's just ignorant to make crude remarks about a persons appearance. Would you knock her race, religion, skin color ... you would if it didn't make you a RACIST but weight is the only slur left without seeming like the BIGOTS you truly are!!!
She has always been chubby and stumpy. But why wear clothes tha accentuate just HOW fat and dumpy you are. Her face is uglier than ever too. She looks like one of the trolls from Labrynth. Can someone tell me why anyone is still taking about Kelly Clarkson in 2009? She won a kareoke contest like 10 years ago, who still gives a shit about her? There are plenty of talented young singers out there that don't look like they escaped from the Wizard of Oz. Besides, she hasn't done anything good since that Christina Aguilera song she stole (Miss Independant)
Normally it's nice to see people who are not stick thin...but jesus christ. She looks severely unhealthy. It almost looks like she might have a thyroid problem, due to the puffiness in the face. She really should see a doctor.
Pissy aren't we, 128? Maybe you forgot how this site works. I'll be as racist/sexist/whatever I please, especially in regards to fat celebrities, as they bring this upon themselves. If you don't like it, GTFO.
its obvious she really doesn't care what she looks like...she keeps shoveling the big macs down the gullet because she knows that a whopping 90 percent of americans can relate to her obesity and her lack of talent...
I've said this before about her, but it's not just her weight. It's the fact that she's wearing no makeup, her hair looks like shit, and she looks like she's wearing a $10 outfit from WalMart. I mean, if I'm just walking the street, sure, sometimes I look like a bum. But if you are a POP SINGER at a PERFORMANCE, dear lord, do something with yourself.
135, 8%? You realize that's 1/3 of the normal percent for women? That's really attractive.
all you americans pay too much attention to body size.so what if she is a fat slob..is she a happy fat slob or a sad slob..its makes a difference you know..this cow eats too much as do most americans.its all sex .smoke dope and eat big macs is all you americans think about.someone should harpoon this whale.you americans are eating all the food while we starve
This is what happens when someone stops caring about their appearance. They should just get her to write the songs and have some hot thin girl do the performing, that is if there are any left. (I'm not insulting the US, my country is worse) Australia adult obesity just hit 62% it's beyond ridiculous now.
I agree 100%. The only thing women want to do these says is sit around on the couch eating bon-bons while watching Oprah or Lifetime channel for Women (or some other such anti-male programming).
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By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 01:29:18
Wow is she getting fat, she looks like the chick who ate Kelly Clarkson.
By Trax, on May 11, 2009 01:43:41
Oh no. Kelly, what have you done to yourself?
By J, on May 11, 2009 01:44:32
Great. Now I have to skip breakfast. Thanks for that.
By Me, Ana. You, Jane., on May 11, 2009 01:52:13
whoa i didn't even recognize her save for the caption. holy shit
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:18:33
I thought that was Meat Loaf.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:20:26
It's Jabba the Slut!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:22:19
Normally it would not matter how she looks as long as she sings well, but come on!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:25:10
Another vote for Meat Loaf - can someone check the source?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:33:49
that is a HUUUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEEE ass! and those arms!! disgusting!! Kelly, you need to learn how to visit the toilet right after you eat, lol.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:46:28
in the 2nd pic, she totally looks like a midget impersonator of herself
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:46:42
Wow. I hate being a coward sending in anonymous comments but if I were her record label, I would let her know that while she doesn't have to be supermodel thin, she should take some consideration into her appearance.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:47:48
holy shit, I always thought she was thick but looked good. Now shes crossed the line into fat
By white mike, on May 11, 2009 02:49:41
I agree with #8...as long as her fatness does not affect her voice, but geez,I would not pay to go see a fat person sing.Plus, it is not healthy for her to gain so much weight.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 02:50:49
WOW, is that really her. Kelly put the fork, down and walk away. Holy shit!!! Call me I can helpo you Paula
By Paula, on May 11, 2009 02:51:18
Damn she got big. I too think this is really Meatloaf.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 03:04:34
Good lord, she looks like she just rolled out of bed, skipped the shower, and dressed herself in the dark.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 03:11:52
Surfing and sex are my favorite hobbies. That's why Kelly's the woman for me. I could slap her thigh and ride the wave all the way to her vag.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 03:12:08
I thought Metallica let their hair grow long again and this was James without a beard (or is that facial hair I see?)
By Gerald Tarrant, on May 11, 2009 03:23:40
She's unhappy because she eats and she eats because she's unhappy. She's caught in a viscious cycle spiraling around self-hatred and food.
It's making me kinda hungry.
By Mike, on May 11, 2009 03:33:50
She's got Bingo Wings!
By JAC, on May 11, 2009 03:36:46
look at her legs they are so fat. she looks like a bull dyke
By lesbian hater, on May 11, 2009 03:48:50
woow..i cant understand this chick. she can spend money on a professional trainer and a cook. she can loose weight so easily ,yet she seems to get fatter and looking unhealthy in general.... hire a stylist baby. and wear make up. and..and..
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 03:49:08
I don't really give a shit what a singer looks like as long as they can actually sing. Today I fucking hate how most of our entertainers are just an image and substance. That being said Kelly can't sing and can't write so I wouldn't go see her even if she was stick thin....
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:17:50
here's waiting for all the fat chicks to come and say: "She's not fat, she's curvy"
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:18:04
#1 comment made me laugh so hard because it's the exact same thing I said, out loud.
Where's the cow stampede to come defend her, saying she's perfectly normal and healthy now? It's been over 20 posts and nothing yet. By the way, it's YOU people who should be blamed for this - this is what you get when you can't admit that someone's fat, but rather "normal" and "healthy". Call it "truth" or call it "tough love", just give it to people. Maybe she wouldn't have ended up this bad. Good job, now go eat a donut or two yourselves.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:26:13
Ok I have always been one to defend Kelly before on this site. But OH MY GOD. I didn't even know that WAS Kelly Clarkson until I read some. I was wondering who the fat dude with the mic was. Honestly at first glance, my first thought was Vince Niel put the weight back on!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:30:10
That guy didn't leave her, she ate him.
By mutterhals, on May 11, 2009 04:31:27
Love how all the KC apologists are coming out of the woodwork realizing she's FUCKING FAT. DUUUUUUUUUH. Welcome to what we've been saying & seeing for years.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:41:08
Her next song will be, "He Said He's Tired of Fucking a Giant Pear in the Ass", off the album, "I Never Met A Donut I Didn't Like". Man, I'm startin' to tear up already.
By Humpinfrog, on May 11, 2009 04:50:07
OMG... I seriously thought that main shot was photoshopped! oh noooo.... Kelllyyyyyy... :(
By gigi, on May 11, 2009 04:56:35
I'd still do her.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 04:58:15
Kelly honey, the next call you should make is to 1-800-Jenny-Craig
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:02:43
Suffice to say whomever dresses her should be drawn and quartered. She needs a TENT a la Mama Cass. Omar the Tentmaker, want a BIG job?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:03:02
I thought it was Meatloaf.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:04:09
Maybe she's doing research for her next album to see just how many dudes won't bang her because she's too huge. An album of laments about being lonely.
Oh, I forgot, some of us (myself included)will bang anything at last call. Get me harpoon; I'm going for the White Whale, arrrrg.
By uncledaddy, on May 11, 2009 05:08:12
I want my babyback, babyback, babyback...ribs.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:12:13
Another vote for Meatloaf. No way that thing is female.
By Fat Elvis, on May 11, 2009 05:13:42
Maybe the lead singer of a washed up Skynyrd cover band?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:17:00
25 you should wash your mouth out with a dose of buck shot. Why everyone calling her disgusting b/c of her weight? That's right I forgot you must all be perfect. Fuck this shit,I'm out.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:18:43
Okay, she says she's not a lesbian, but she looks mighty butch in that picture.
By Rebecca, on May 11, 2009 05:23:51
They are going to have to hire Peter Jackson to shot her next video. Maybe he can use all the hobbit camera tricks to make her look normal sized.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:32:56
GAWD! I really like Kelly and her voice and I don't really think talented people should be stick thin...but good god...she looks like something that walked out of the trailer park. It's kinda sad really....
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:33:09
Wow, she's really let herself go. She used to be semi-cute; now she looks pretty disgusting...
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:48:23
Kelly, you've made it too hard to defend you. My god Kelly. Please get back to your Idol figure. You had a really nice body then.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 05:49:08
she sings pretty and she is a nice girl ..so what if she is heavy..she can always lose weight if she wants too.too bad all these idiots on here cant get smarter.
By mr kool, on May 11, 2009 06:04:09
honestly, as big as she is, I'd still rather look at her than any of the PCD skanks, etc. She is a talented girl, and I like her music.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:05:45
bitch is huge.
By Tara, on May 11, 2009 06:08:37
I'm great with her being a normal sized girl but WHO DRESSES HER????? She could wear outfits that would flatter her so much more than this!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:10:33
She's not fat, she's curvy.
And Tom Welling could act his way out of a wet paper bag.
By Man the harpoons!, on May 11, 2009 06:14:17
Wow, a few months ago she was chubby but pretty. Now she's trying to outweigh Kirstie Alley - at a third of her age!
By saintdevil, on May 11, 2009 06:15:48
Kind of a combo of Meatloaf and Sam Kinison. On the upside, the signs of Down Syndrome are less prominent here.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:20:23
Like every depressed/traumatized chick she finds comfort in food.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:28:20
I fully expected to see a lot of people saying "she looks fine, leave her alone". lol... I guess she has gone too far for even the defenders this time. No hate... but she looks bad.
By lloyd, on May 11, 2009 06:33:30
holy. shit.
that looks like a piece of one of her ex boyfriends hanging from her lip in that one pic.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:42:22
Holy fuck,, food must be good back stage,,
WOW,, Start drinking girl.
By burntfinger, on May 11, 2009 06:51:08
Holy fuck! Not a fan or a hater, but I honestly thought it was Skid Row's Sebastian Bach as a 50-something!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 06:59:09
Did she forget to shave her beard?
By BarbadoSlim, on May 11, 2009 07:03:20
No one gave Janis Joplin this much shit...
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:06:27
HAHAHAHAHA SHE GOT SO FAT!!!
See people, THIS is what a true FAT GIRL looks like! It's MEAN and TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE to call Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, and Shawn Johnson fat. They are robust, the way girls should be!
They have womanly curves, (which FYI, would have started wars back in the 1600's) but still maintain a healthy looking body. They are not too skinny, or too fat. They literally have, the average female body, which is a good thing!
Girls should not have to starve themselves! 90% of the girls in Hollywood are too skinny! It's one thing I hate about living in LA, all the girls are twig figures! It's so hard to find decent looking girls in the LA area, who don't eat salads 24/7.
BUT KELLY ON THE OTHER HAND........
Has got a GUT and HARDCORE FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)! Her ass has it's own zip code! She was always a bit on the big side, even during her post American Idol "Slim" years. But damn, she needs to hit the gym.
Like I said, I have NO PROBLEM with a girl having curves..but there's a fine line between curves, and CIRCLES!
By The Raven, on May 11, 2009 07:10:42
#1 Exactly.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:18:56
I agree with 56. She just too fat now
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:29:58
That is one curvy girl and a half.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:30:21
60, you're calling other people mean? That's a bid hypocritical.
I feel sorry for Kelly --- not only is she obviously uncomfortable with her body, she also has a shit stylist (or her stylists all hate her, one of the two). She seems to tend toward gaining weight, but she was so cute a couple of years ago when she was promoting 'Breakaway'. Get back to that, Kelly!!
I absolutely love her music and her personality, but those pics... wow. It's difficult to say what the frak is going on with her. She's obviously 'lost it' somewhere along the way.
By J, on May 11, 2009 07:35:08
I think Kelly's hot, and I want to date her. I'm tired of seeing rail skinny chicks all over the screen...show some thickness, hell some fat is alright, too! She looks real and I like that.
By YeahIKilledKenny, on May 11, 2009 07:39:16
Wow. She is a fat ass.
By Fishsunderwear, on May 11, 2009 07:40:37
This miserable bitch should use two fingers and talk to Ralph on the big white phone. Daily. Repeat. Shut up | shut up | NOBODY CARES THAT HE WAS MEAN TO YOU!!! SHUT UP!!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:52:50
She was always a girl with meat on her bones never a bony bitch but now damn that's GREASE on her bones shit girl stop with all those burgers and fries eat some fruit veggies water how about just some bread and water for a month
By WOW SHE IS HUGE NOW, on May 11, 2009 07:56:51
MY LIFE. my life. WOULD SUCK. would suck. Withoooouuut Foooood!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:57:47
AHHHHHHHHHHHH when did Sam Kineson get ressurected.
By 6rick6, on May 11, 2009 08:06:25
We here in Colorado call that the "Mountain Ass"
Either they have a mountain ass or a butter face!
This chick is LARGE!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 08:14:58
WOW
ok...i use to defend her when people said she was fat, but come on now, this is just plain gross. she has gained so much weight its just unhealthy. doesn't she want to be a role model to her fans, which are young girls? its perfectly normal and great to be a "curvy" woman, but her body is beyond that now.. she needs to look after herself!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 08:51:58
I like her but she needs to get a personal trainer and some Rice Cakes....
By Hung Wang, on May 11, 2009 08:59:20
In the midwest we call them cows
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 09:14:39
WOW. Kelly was cute when she just had an oversize ass but this is just... WOW. I see 5 kids and a lot of county fair concerts in her near future.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 09:20:50
If she ever pronounces again that she's happy with herself and that being fat is OK, someone please hit her straight in the face with a flying pan then kick her in that fat ass. She needs a wakeup call.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 09:24:43
"It's great to be back in KFC!!! ...what? oh...KC!"
By Belly Clarkson, on May 11, 2009 09:32:14
gasp.....
By ali, on May 11, 2009 09:36:41
She looks like the pasty faced hunchback in the Princess Bride, or the reanimated corpse of Ozzy Osbourne.
By Storm, on May 11, 2009 09:43:54
As long as she doesn't have cardiorespiratory problems, she's fine and hot <3
By MPT, on May 11, 2009 10:08:16
Shrek
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 10:09:37
Soon to be another Jenny Craig recruit...
By spikewebbe, on May 11, 2009 10:17:10
oh FUCK!
that picture just blinded my right eye!
By 1/2 blind, on May 11, 2009 10:26:03
holy shit
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 10:30:13
Now we really know why those guys she sings about left her.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 10:56:42
Yes Kelly, it does suck to see your face everywhere. Takes me an hour just to drive around the damn thing now.
By The Ex She's Always Bitching About, on May 11, 2009 11:03:52
I'll be the 1st to admit that my body is nothing sexy, but....wtf!? She gained a ton of weight!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 11:43:52
She could benefit from the lindsay lohan diet. ummm... lots of diet redbull and cigarettes. Im just say'n...
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 11:44:06
On the bright side, at least she is not dating Lindsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 11:44:32
Ok, Todd--you owe us a Lucy Pinder or Kelly Brook post to cancel this one out!
#1--my sentiments exactly!!
By FemBot, on May 11, 2009 12:16:17
Never dangle a piece of raw meat in front of her; especially pork. You risk grave injury.
By Ada Bigun, on May 11, 2009 12:36:30
She looks like Ronnie Van Zant!
By Troy, on May 11, 2009 12:48:00
Holy Toledo, Batman...have you seen Kelly Clarkson lately? She's turned herself into two tons of fun!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 12:48:14
#22
You're a big, fat, arse! With an arsehole's opinion.
You winnet!!!
By Male Pride, on May 11, 2009 12:54:06
I'm not saying she's fat, but her blood type is "gravy".
By Santos, on May 11, 2009 12:58:03
NO doubt she'll write a best-selling book entitled, "How to blame MEN for your fucked up lifestyle choices."
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 13:03:30
bring
me
a
bucket.
By Mr. Creosote, on May 11, 2009 13:09:10
Somewhere inside is a skinny girl trying to get out.
Because that fat slag Kelly ate her.
By JAC, on May 11, 2009 13:56:34
Amen #89. She could be a very cute girl if she was somewhat normal weight, but she's a really fatty now. It's going to take a LOT of work to get her back down to the weight that she needs to be at; I don't know if she's got the drive to make it happen.
She's really sad looking now. I hope she slims down...
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 13:59:47
Disgusting. And to all you chubby chasers who say you prefer fat girls... well I guess you're in luck since this is America and 2/3 of the population is overweight. Why do you think skinnier women are considered more attractive? Because they're RARE. I could throw a rock into the air and hit 20 fat ugly fupas exactly like Kelly Clarkson. She is boring, ugly, typical and fat.
She looked bad enough with all the Photoshop... welcome to reality, sister.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 14:30:30
FUCK!!That is the picture of a woman who has given up.She knows the "sexy, pop princess" label was never meant for her.But,jeez,at least make an EFFORT!!!!!ASS COW.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 14:37:03
OK - I'm not usually one to bash fatties (I used to be one BTW) but girl needs to hide those ham arms! What the fuck happened to her? I could say she has a pretty face but that would be lying.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 14:38:35
Hey, who says that Rosie O'Donnell there can't sing ?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 15:16:42
The CRAZIEST part of this is that she still has NO TITS!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 15:35:50
Hah! I love the fifth picture. She looks like she's just dying to get of the stage ASAP for another round of buffalo wings.
By Wildcat , on May 11, 2009 15:56:22
So what if she's not looking so hot. As long as it's not affecting her voice who cares. Kelly Clarkson actually has talent and all her success doesn't depend on her looking hot. Unlike Jessica Simpson whose whole career has depended on her selling her vapid hotness to hide her suckass voice. IMO let's just ignore the unfortunate Kelly Clarkson pictures. Jessica Simpson's fair game because her 'looks' are all she's got.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 16:39:37
FAT? but she´s a size 2! .....
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 16:41:56
DAMN!
She makes Jessica Simpson look Slim!
By BukkNekkid , on May 11, 2009 16:47:27
Beefy batwings. Yummy.
By Oliver, on May 11, 2009 16:53:56
As long as I can still find the wet spot, I'd still do her.
By long dong, on May 11, 2009 16:59:39
I didn't even recognize her without the name attached.
By jaye, on May 11, 2009 17:08:50
Why is she still relevant?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 17:09:14
and to think, just a few weeks ago everyone was going on about Susan Boyle and how we have to look beyond physical features. I'm not saying that Kelly Clarkson is talented like Susan Boyle, but what a bunch of hypocrites you are for being so superficial in your condemnation.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 17:11:03
From Justin to Kelly:
Jenny Craig Bitch!!!
By General Jim, on May 11, 2009 17:40:57
Put the fork down, Kelly. I'm not a hater - but she needs to work on her weight ASAP before it gets any worse. Can someone please put her in touch with Valerie Bertinelli ASAP?
By Midlife Bachelor, on May 11, 2009 18:38:51
104 -- good point.
She's so fucking gross. :(
By prease, on May 11, 2009 18:45:37
so what? shes fat. move on. she sucked to begin with.
By ladyguitarstar, on May 11, 2009 18:56:33
OMG that ass, I want to tap it hard.
She is just right. Big o' hips to grab and knock it from behind!!!!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 19:02:09
With a role model like this, is it any surprise that America is busting at the seams with fat, pudgy, porky women?
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 19:36:52
I'd do her if I didn't like cock so much.
By Hung Wang, on May 11, 2009 19:39:26
DAMN!!! There's curvy and then there's holy fuck!!
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 19:41:35
Imagine the smell...
By Justin Bowen, on May 11, 2009 19:52:08
Hey People - give a sister a break! Why all the hating because she ballooned up? Wasn't she the big Sweetheart six months ago? Seriously? I never liked her, but for everyone to hate on her because she got fat? Really - I'm shallow, but not that shallow. She's totally porked out, but her stylist(s) could cover some of that up and at least give the girl a hairstyle and some makeup. First, fire your stylist. Second, hire a dietician and a trainer. You'll be the biggest tabloid comeback story since Britney in 6 months. Better yet, get a reality show!
By OhPleaseMary, on May 11, 2009 20:02:41
Hey People - give a sister a break! Why all the hating because she ballooned up? Wasn't she the big Sweetheart six months ago? Seriously? I never liked her, but for everyone to hate on her because she got fat? Really - I'm shallow, but not that shallow. She's totally porked out, but her stylist(s) could cover some of that up and at least give the girl a hairstyle and some makeup. First, fire your stylist. Second, hire a dietician and a trainer. You'll be the biggest tabloid comeback story since Britney in 6 months. Better yet, get a reality show!
By OhPleaseMary, on May 11, 2009 20:02:44
Wow... Poor Kelly! Being a woman and all, I usually couldn't care less about female celebs' weight, but damn! She's crossed the line into unhealthy! Time for a diet, babe!
By Christy, on May 11, 2009 21:14:04
LOL, Breakaway.
Her ass has gotten so big it's going to form its own breakaway republic soon.
By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 22:38:32
In all seriousness, if this keeps up she's going to be face down on the carpet with a half-eaten sandwich stuck in her throat. Or dead of a heart attack. And yes, you can keel over from heart disease in your 20's.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 03:56:54
What business is it to any of you HATERS? Really, you all have SOUL SICKNESS! Look at yourself ... perfection? It's just ignorant to make crude remarks about a persons appearance. Would you knock her race, religion, skin color ... you would if it didn't make you a RACIST but weight is the only slur left without seeming like the BIGOTS you truly are!!!
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 03:59:47
She has always been chubby and stumpy. But why wear clothes tha accentuate just HOW fat and dumpy you are.
Her face is uglier than ever too. She looks like one of the trolls from Labrynth.
Can someone tell me why anyone is still taking about Kelly Clarkson in 2009? She won a kareoke contest like 10 years ago, who still gives a shit about her? There are plenty of talented young singers out there that don't look like they escaped from the Wizard of Oz. Besides, she hasn't done anything good since that Christina Aguilera song she stole (Miss Independant)
By Willa Dodge, on May 12, 2009 04:58:33
Oh oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
By Kelly Kinison-Clarkson, on May 12, 2009 06:00:43
Looks like most of the girls in this country.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 07:06:51
mooooooooooo........
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 07:22:16
She looks like Ozzy looked in the early 80's, when he was a chunkster.
In that first pic, she looks like the woman from Throw Momma From the Train. She looks like Joba Chamberlain's meth-dealing mom. Disgusting, really.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 08:14:37
#131
lol fat americans!
By Hexagon, on May 12, 2009 08:47:00
fuck you 131, i look nothing like that. i have 8 percent body fat and its all in my tits
By ladyguitarstar, on May 12, 2009 10:40:42
If I was the guy in half her songs, I'd be gone too. FUCK!
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 15:26:49
Normally it's nice to see people who are not stick thin...but jesus christ. She looks severely unhealthy. It almost looks like she might have a thyroid problem, due to the puffiness in the face. She really should see a doctor.
By Samantha, on May 12, 2009 16:01:59
#135 Whoops, I meant I have 8% body fat in all 8 of my udders.
By ladymooguitarfart, on May 12, 2009 16:11:24
Pissy aren't we, 128? Maybe you forgot how this site works. I'll be as racist/sexist/whatever I please, especially in regards to fat celebrities, as they bring this upon themselves. If you don't like it, GTFO.
By Ashley, on May 12, 2009 16:29:07
I just glanced at it quick without reading the title and thought it was Susan Boyle after a makeover.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 16:34:20
She's JELLY Clarkson.
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 17:21:18
its obvious she really doesn't care what she looks like...she keeps shoveling the big macs down the gullet because she knows that a whopping 90 percent of americans can relate to her obesity and her lack of talent...
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 20:16:00
#131 and 134 ^5 LOL herd of guernsey cows LOL
By anonymous, on May 12, 2009 20:21:40
I've said this before about her, but it's not just her weight. It's the fact that she's wearing no makeup, her hair looks like shit, and she looks like she's wearing a $10 outfit from WalMart. I mean, if I'm just walking the street, sure, sometimes I look like a bum. But if you are a POP SINGER at a PERFORMANCE, dear lord, do something with yourself.
135, 8%? You realize that's 1/3 of the normal percent for women? That's really attractive.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 00:41:55
all you americans pay too much attention to body size.so what if she is a fat slob..is she a happy fat slob or a sad slob..its makes a difference you know..this cow eats too much as do most americans.its all sex .smoke dope and eat big macs is all you americans think about.someone should harpoon this whale.you americans are eating all the food while we starve
By desmond tutu, on May 13, 2009 01:11:04
Holy cow!!!
I'm not kidding either
By I'm kinda fat too, on May 13, 2009 03:13:53
Somebody get that girl an anti-sandwich.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 05:04:00
This is what happens when someone stops caring about their appearance.
They should just get her to write the songs and have some hot thin girl do the performing, that is if there are any left. (I'm not insulting the US, my country is worse) Australia adult obesity just hit 62% it's beyond ridiculous now.
By James, on May 13, 2009 05:26:38
one way ticket to obesity please.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 07:41:34
Dang. With the kind of money she is making she should invest in either gatstic bypass or having her jaws wired shut.
By anonymous, on May 13, 2009 21:33:03
OMG, WTF!
By Leo, on May 16, 2009 15:21:36
#131:
I agree 100%. The only thing women want to do these says is sit around on the couch eating bon-bons while watching Oprah or Lifetime channel for Women (or some other such anti-male programming).
By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 15:46:51
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