22 Comments:

1. I kept clicking on the photo to get to the "uncensored" photo. What a poorly-designed dress!!

   By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 07:43:26

2. They look like ninja throwing stars.

   By Cubs Fan, on May 10, 2009 09:49:26

3. It's a bullseye.

   By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 12:28:24

4. Well, I guess the news is kinda out there.
   My boss is going to make Ashton the new Secretary of State and replace Clinton. It is going to be so hilarious when Ashton travels the globe and "punks" Russia's Putin and other foreign leaders!
   My boss is going to be putting the Gossip girls into a new sexual "abstinence" program over at the Department of Health and Human Services, trying to get teenage girls to talk just like them. I mean would you hit a girl that talked like that? No, I thought not.
   And finally we are putting Alicia Keys in charge of all swine flu efforts in the USA. Who's got your back people? The "O" man.

   By Obama's Original Teleprompter, on May 10, 2009 14:24:12

5. Her star might as well be a target.
   
   Chick is a total dingle twit. She needs to get naked, get on all 4's, spread her legs & shut the fuck up...

   By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 14:56:23

6. When you have talent, please don't be an attention whore. That is for people who don't have anything of real interest or quality going on.

   By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 16:55:41

7. shes practically pointing to it in pic 5. were so screwed, America.

   By ladyguitarstar, on May 10, 2009 17:31:52

8. just a target for my splooge yeah i know its sounds juvenile but i would eat her ass crack as she sung the macarena a capella i'm just some much in love with this woman but judging from the comments left by some the assholes on the rhianna post they wouldn't share my same love for her bigots

   By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 18:44:31

9. I wonder if she could get those legs of hers up behind her ears while I introduce her to Little Willie. Once I'm in, Hillary can DP her with her strap-on.

   By Bill Clinton, on May 10, 2009 19:46:11

10. Doncha love the timeless dignity and decorum of the Obama administration? It doesn't get much classier than this little gathering.

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 20:42:50

11. With all these groupies from Hollywood circling around telling him that his farts smell like roses, you know it's only a matter of time till our prez is found in bed with some underage Gossip Girl skank, and blames the whole thing on the Republicans.

    By Moving to Canada, on May 10, 2009 21:18:59

12. Ugh... Obama obsessed with being a celebrity and associating with them ONCE AGAIN

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 23:07:26

13. Nothing worse than a president who poses for pictures for Us weekly and People. Way to go America!

    By anonymous, on May 10, 2009 23:09:08

14. These dinners are important for Obama because they give him a chance to put something into the Press's collective mouth besides his Presidential cock.

    By stickynose, on May 11, 2009 03:06:08

15. We can only hope that if the O man cheats on his old lady that he will pick some high end quality tail of this caliber. Think Kennedy not Clinton, Mr. President.

    By uncledaddy, on May 11, 2009 05:13:32

16. Meanwhile, zoos across America are wondering where have all their gorillas gone.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 07:58:41

17. yeah, because previous presidents NEVER had celebrities at the WH correspondence dinner.
    
    how fucking myopic are you people?
    

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 08:27:47

18. #13, "nothing worse"?
    
    I think starting an unnecessary war that's continuing to kill our soldiers daily is a little bit worse than a prez who poses for pics in lifestyle magazines.
    
    sheesh...another genius Bush voter.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 08:30:14

19. disregard that; I suck cock

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 10:31:51

20. @#18- Oh, you are sooo right! The Iraq war was like, never supported by democrats! No, they ALL voted against it.
    At least now we can be surrender monkeys, like the French, and have the leader of the strongest country of the world bow to the Saudi King who oppresses women and prevents Christians from building churchs in his kingdom. And now we are going to kiss the ass of people that run that two-bit country called Iran because we are scared.
    Yeah, it is SOOOOOOOOO much better now. We must bow to our new King, ooops, I mean President.

    By Brie Volvo Arugula, Blue Country, USA, on May 11, 2009 11:41:32

21. 18, you'd be more convincing if all of the Dems hadn't totally supported it at the start, then jumped ship once it got nasty. What great people they were.
    
    Oh, and I never voted for Bush, by the way. I just hate Obama.
    
    Now we've got an inexperienced lameass who seems more interested in spending the first months of his presidency as a PC celebrity not a president. Does anyone seriously think this featherweight will be able to handle a real crisis? He's no Kennedy, no FDR, no Reagan.
    
    The plus side is that people are probably going to stage a revolution when Obama tries to bolster his popularity by getting an MTV reality-show.

    By anonymous, on May 11, 2009 21:25:36

22. Obama won fair and square unlike the moronic jackass before him. Get over it.
    
    To # 20. I live in America and I wouldn't let Christians build SHIT if I had a say so because as you're proving y'all are a bit INSANE. The Iraqi War was not justified and was built on lies. Congress was made up of mostly republicans who had their heads so far up Bush and Cheney's asses that they thought the sun shined out their mouths.
    
    Yes, it is better because our troops are getting out of a place that didn't want them to be there in the first place. And as for kissing the ass of Iran. Hell, we've been sucking and tea bagging Kim Jong Ill for the past oh I dunno 2 decades. What's so fucking different?
    
    Before you go spouting off how Obama is evil blah blah blah look at the past 8 years in which , 1 war was started unjustly, thousands of men, women, and children were tortured, Gas prices have tripled in some places, and our own troops have lost hope of finding Bin Laden. Take your head outta your ass and get a clue.
    
    As for the Republicunts getting up in arms about Obama having Actors and Actresses at a dinner. Dude y'all actually put a racist fucking ACTOR in office. Regan anyone.
    
    Back on topic. Alicia I love you girl but that choice in dress. Failtastic.

    By anonymous, on May 16, 2009 20:28:28