lol. yeh, you're wearing shorts that look like they could cover my bum, and not much else. leaving me with a case of the dangles. what are you up too, jessica?
If there would be a masturbation marathon for charity among web site readers I believe IDLYTW would win. Or at least place highly. Todd, if you want to talk synergy, why not a IDLYTW sperm bank? That might be a good investment.
Grammar check, Dave. Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's." Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe. Strunk and White's The Elements of Style might help. Hell knows you need all the help you can get.
You've demonstrated your charitableness in doling out advice, and one good deed deserves another. In the interest of quality control (or, in this instance, nipping a false sense of grammatical acuity in the bud), I think it's only fair to correct a few minor mistakes in your post.
You wrote: "Grammar check, Dave. Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's.""
The second sentence is a fragment ("Two are..."). The appropriate construction is as follows:
"Grammar check, Dave: Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's."
In this sentence we have avoided the fragment, replacing the period originally placed after "Dave" with a colon to indicate a direct command or suggestion to the subject.
You also wrote: "Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe. Strunk and White's The Elements of Style might help."
The error here is not as pellucid, but present nonetheless. The second sentence uses the word "help" as a verb, but contains no object towards which the book may grant assistance. Had the sentence instead been written "Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might be a help." it would be grammatically correct, using help as a noun instead of a verb. If it's to retain its original syntax (using "help" as a verb) it would be constructed as follows:
Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe; Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might help.
The answer was so simple, was it not? Perhaps I should modify it one step further and make it applicable to your oversight:
Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use a semicolon in place of a period; Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might help.
P.S.: Did you catch the unmentioned second correction? If not, please check the web address listed as my web page for clarification. ...Hey, did their example include the very same book you suggested?
I fucking hate those shorts Alba's wearing. Too many (mostly insecure white)chicks are wearing them & they just point out that we shouldn't be looking @ them & at girls who actually feel that they're hot. Those things are worse then old gray sweats. Just depressing.
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Leave Your CommentI think Biel is the victor this day.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 04:33:38
"The Prostate Cancer Annual beer chug/masturbation marathon will be coming up in about a week and a half"
Dude, where do I sign up?
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 04:35:42
lol. yeh, you're wearing shorts that look like they could cover my bum, and not much else. leaving me with a case of the dangles. what are you up too, jessica?
By Herman Bumfudle, on May 3, 2009 09:19:08
Shouldn't Alba be changing sheets in a motel in Arizona somewhere?
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 09:51:17
If there would be a masturbation marathon for charity among web site readers I believe IDLYTW would win. Or at least place highly.
Todd, if you want to talk synergy, why not a IDLYTW sperm bank? That might be a good investment.
By G. Soros, on May 3, 2009 09:52:12
Grammar check, Dave. Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's." Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe. Strunk and White's The Elements of Style might help. Hell knows you need all the help you can get.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 09:56:34
Great, two chicks with herpes running through New York. Let's have a parade, yay!
By blistered cunt, on May 3, 2009 10:28:47
#4 I wonder about that every time I see her.
And why would anyone invite the Biel tranny to this type of event?
By BarbadoSlim, on May 3, 2009 10:53:00
all this just proves what we all already know-
jimmy fallon is a really fugly woman.
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 10:57:37
Win goes to Biel for looking more stylish than Alba. WTF are those stupid diaper shorts Alba is wearing?
By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 11:22:47
So after the race, was there hot J-on-J action?
By Dick Sickfuck Cheney, on May 3, 2009 16:32:05
Jessica is the hotest babe in hollywood,but just thinking that she is sleeping with Justin Timberlake make want to throw up.
By JR, on May 3, 2009 19:48:35
Poster #6,
You've demonstrated your charitableness in doling out advice, and one good deed deserves another. In the interest of quality control (or, in this instance, nipping a false sense of grammatical acuity in the bud), I think it's only fair to correct a few minor mistakes in your post.
You wrote: "Grammar check, Dave. Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's.""
The second sentence is a fragment ("Two are..."). The appropriate construction is as follows:
"Grammar check, Dave: Two are Jessicas, not "Jessica's."
In this sentence we have avoided the fragment, replacing the period originally placed after "Dave" with a colon to indicate a direct command or suggestion to the subject.
You also wrote: "Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe. Strunk and White's The Elements of Style might help."
By A. Daniel, PhD: Part I, on May 3, 2009 23:43:44
The error here is not as pellucid, but present nonetheless. The second sentence uses the word "help" as a verb, but contains no object towards which the book may grant assistance. Had the sentence instead been written "Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might be a help." it would be grammatically correct, using help as a noun instead of a verb. If it's to retain its original syntax (using "help" as a verb) it would be constructed as follows:
Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use an apostrophe; Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might help.
The answer was so simple, was it not? Perhaps I should modify it one step further and make it applicable to your oversight:
Please consult a grammar manual on how to correctly use a semicolon in place of a period; Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style" might help.
P.S.: Did you catch the unmentioned second correction? If not, please check the web address listed as my web page for clarification. ...Hey, did their example include the very same book you suggested?
Spooky.
By A. Daniel, PhD: Part II, on May 3, 2009 23:44:09
She looks like one of those dyke tennis players.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:24:28
#13 and 14 go fuck yourself. nO wOn giVVeS aH SHhitT.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 05:27:55
hahahahahahaha
guess my jaw infection from a molar infection left me less than astute
nevertheless, I'm not posting headlines on a major gossip site
a. daniel phd will you f-ck me? that dang percocet is making me horny
forget that, #16 is more my type
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 06:49:35
..might is an aux. verb, help is a thing, noun btw
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 14:54:04
I fucking hate those shorts Alba's wearing. Too many (mostly insecure white)chicks are wearing them & they just point out that we shouldn't be looking @ them & at girls who actually feel that they're hot. Those things are worse then old gray sweats. Just depressing.
By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 18:32:58
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