Screw You, Orlando Bloom

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  1. she has a weird pudgy face and anoxeric body...in fact she looks like a creepy boy and he's grinding on her ass...wait..that would then make orlando a flamer...great now i gotta hurl

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 09:13:23

  2. Best comment ever on this page, Todd. Pure win.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 09:20:13

  3. Mmmm Mt. Dew.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 09:25:54

  4. My sense is that Orlando will not be playing Big John Holmes in any movie re-make of John's life.
    You gotta measure up sometimes for a film role you know Todd?
    And to put the record straight, there was no damn pubic hair on that coke can !

    By Clarance Thomas, on May 23, 2009 09:42:32

  5. Perchance Orlando is rubbing it because he doesn't quite know where to put it?

    By Pommie Hater, on May 23, 2009 09:57:51

  6. While I think Mountain Dew tastes like horse piss (not that I would know or anything.....), I gotta agree with #1, she's weird-looking. Though he's no catch either. Sorry fellow ladies, but I prefer my men to be, you know, manly.

    By ashley, on May 23, 2009 10:07:38

  7. I got you both beat. I just found out I can save up to 25% off my car insurance just by switching to Geico. WooHoo! Oh, wait. I don't own a car. My bad.

    By Humpinfrog, on May 23, 2009 10:07:59

  8. It would be easy to make fun or Orlando, clearly the gay jokes are rampant. But, actually, in every interview I've seen (admittedly few) he seems like a pretty cool guy, so I can't be too mean to him.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 10:40:48

  9. TODD don't worry OB is humping one of the UGLY VS models she sucks so no biggie you just go and fuck the other ones the hot ones and do it until you are sore and they are sore

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 10:46:53

  10. I loved him as Legolas and Will Turner. Total lust. He was really funny in his episode of Extras. In these pics he looks a little scrawny and I generally agree with #6 in the respect. I don't ususally like them so,...pretty. Viggo is more my style.

    There is no way I would have recognized her in that photo. She is so pretty in the VS ads. wtf?

    Thats show business though. Costuming. Makeup. Lighting.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 12:49:24

  11. Pinche Toddles! You make me laugh. I love you, man! <33333

    By cinco, on May 23, 2009 13:30:54

  12. Queer as a 3 dollar bill.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 15:39:37

  13. Meh whatever, it's not like he's with Kelly Clarkson.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 15:56:39

  14. Damn right Todd, you tell 'em!

    By Lovin' Todd, on May 23, 2009 17:09:26

  15. You are the big winner, Mikey. Remember--always double down on 11.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 20:14:39

  16. He's a wimp. The guy has balls like a Ken doll.

    By anonymous, on May 23, 2009 21:02:32

  17. Yeah... Miranda Kerr has a 'weird pudgy face', #1. Sure. I'm sure you'd spray in your shorts if you got within ten feet of her.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 05:06:39

  18. thanks for bringing RSS back

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 08:49:59

  19. #17 youre only half right....I'd yank down my shorts and spray piss at her ... I've won many a pissing contest in my day.....fuck you you pussy lol

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 09:26:48

  20. She looks constipated in pic 5. Hot.

    By anonymous, on May 24, 2009 09:31:56

  21. Ehhh, without all the fluff she looks like Darlene from 'Roseanne'

    By Tapatio man, on May 24, 2009 14:42:43

  22. Spooning is for losers.
    She needs a real man with gelled hair and a wife-beater t-shirt.

    By Vinnie Barbarino, on May 25, 2009 11:22:55

  23. Sorry #17 but no... oh yay a chick thats built like a 12 year old boy and has about 2 feet between her eyes like an alien

    By anonymous, on May 27, 2009 08:43:05

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