26 Comments:

1. Gwyneth is such a pain in the ass. You'd have to knock her around a few times to calm her down. Then she'd probably be a fairly decent fuck. Mostly anal.
   

   By Stanley Brando Kowalski, on May 19, 2009 17:03:15

2. i'd let gwyneth run her mouth
   
   all up and down my shaft

   By yeah boyeee, on May 19, 2009 17:18:40

3. It's obvious that Paltrow is a snarky jealous hag. I mean, c'mon! She hangs around Madonna -- the world's neediest person in existence. Scarlett Johanson is the epitome of beauty and class compared to those two nasty beasts. How anyone tolerates those two is a wonder, or at least a case study in human tolerance.

   By anonymous, on May 19, 2009 17:23:06

4. Um no, GOOP is very, very hard working. She says so all the time. Being her is very, very hard. So is being around her. And having to read about her.

   By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 03:55:24

5. As much as I am not fond of Paltrow either these kind of "quotes" are just bullshit 95% of the time.

   By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 04:06:37

6. A flat face with large pores is all I see.

   By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 04:51:12

7. Born with a diamond encrusted, golden spoon in her mouth. Does this betch ever stop complaining? hmmm.. you have such a difficult life, with all the riches and fame. whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaaaaaa!!!! Go cry into your piles, and piles of money. Wipe your tears with your designer clothes. Then your husbands ghost writer can write you a song. Jet setting any where in the world, and getting whatever you want? yeah... man that sure is tough.

   By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 05:19:44

8. meh...they're both twats anyways.

   By meazy, on May 20, 2009 05:42:19

9. FUCK that shit fat titted Scarlett can't act for shit you all know it that's why Gwyneth hates her and is sick of her all the takes after take because big tits can't remember her lines so just because she has big tits does not mean she is a great actress or a great girl the bitch is annoying and thinks her shit does not smell or did all of you forgot "HER SINGING"
   
   and yes Gwyneth is a pain too but at least she can act how about this the two of them should just quit show biz and just go the fuck away

   By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 06:03:35

10. I haven't liked Scarlett Johansson since she was in Eight Legged Freaks. I don't quite understand all the hype in regards to her "acting". I guess big tiddies are teh win for teh peepz, yo.

    By cinco, on May 20, 2009 06:11:14

11. I don't understand why anyone thinks that bitch is hot. She has a crap body, ugly face, can't act, is pretentious. ScarJo has world class tits.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 06:35:41

12. Awww, boo hoo, Cuntrow's just mad because she isn't the hottest thing there and isn't the center of attention. Guess mommy and daddy couldn't buy that for her.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 06:53:51

13. This is obviously a lie from The Sun tabloid that first said that Gwyneth put Scarlett on a diet in which Sarlett wrote an article saying it was total BS. Now they say that Oscar winning Gwyneth is jealous of Scarlett. Riiight.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 07:14:06

14. Princess Saggy Boobs has always been full of shite.
    Nepotism gets her any role.
    She has not earned her place in HW, I have no respect for her or would pay to see Iron Man because of her.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 08:37:17

15. Oscars used to be based on talent ....
    Now it's who you "KNOW", How Politiaclly Active you are.
    ROles are also given accordingly.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 09:31:12

16. She's probably jealous that Scarlett is getting more attention than she is. Gwen-witch is about as appealing as a sack of blind mice. She and robert Downey Jr. have NO on screen chemistry. She has a part which ANYONE could have played, MUCH BETTER.Whinning the Oscar is what was her downfall, she became a snotty nose wannabe elitist.

    By jaye, on May 20, 2009 10:55:08

17. Look anyone who thinks the world is fixated on her bowel movements can't be all bad.
    Besides there could be two crazier chicks in this world and she doesn't want to adopt a fucking country. You know what I am saying?

    By "Brad", on May 20, 2009 11:24:36

18. Not. Aging. Well.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 11:55:39

19. Its because she thinks that Johansson isn't goopy enough.

    By Duke Steele, on May 20, 2009 12:18:47

20. # 6 don't forget that nose. In profile, it's quite big and beak-like. Or rhino-like. And it's been operated on! You can see the before and after on goodplasticsurgery.com. She's been fillered and botoxed to hell and back.

    By anonymous, on May 20, 2009 13:32:39

21. Todd, I beg to differ from you, Gwyneth is just like most Hollyweird celebs who hate America and think Europe is what the world should be like. They all mostly love socialism except when it come to them and their money.

    By lkl, on May 20, 2009 13:50:13

22. gwyneth has nothing on scarlett, never has, never will.

    By Bald Outing, on May 20, 2009 14:36:59

23. I totally agree with Gwyn being a wooden Indian. Did you see her in that movie with Michael Douglas? She slept through the part.

    By paley, on May 20, 2009 14:50:37

24. gwyneth is a booooring actress.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:07:30

25. I'd love to give her a drive-by punch in the titty.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:39:32

26. i have no beef with paltrow. the quote doesn't make her sound like the raging bitch you make her sound to be

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:31:22