Back when she was popular she always had the biggest smile on her face. Now she only wears a frown. She doesn't seem very happy with her life. That's pretty selfish. She has tens of millions of dollars and can do anything in the world. Maybe she should try living as an 'untouchable' in India for a few weeks. Maybe then she'd appreciate all of her undeserved blessings.
Okay, so now we have to get into a nip showing competition, eh Brittany? Well I will get my cow, oops, I mean my daughter, to show as much enlarged you-know-what in every pic she takes. I am like Kim Il Jong, you can't beat me beetch! Bet you won't match this Billy Ray. But I do have to worry about that looney Lohan chick.
Why does SLUTney insist on showing off her droopy empty titty sacks to everyone, at every possible opportunity? She's a stupid, inbred, hillbilly retard; time to move on to someone who has functioning neurons...
It's going to take a bigger lawn tractor than that to bushhog her hairy pits and ass crack. Please let this retarded bitch stumble backwards into a wood chipper!
Jebus. How can any dude find this thick tree trunk legged, floppy tittied, fat cellulite ass retard attractive? Her body double (see another thread on this website) is 100x better looking than shitney...
Alright, #14, would you please stop using terms like SLUTney in your posts? Honestly, we know she's a slut and you're not making any points or any funnies by saying some dumb shit like that. Go back to Perezhilton or whatever.
Anyhow, besides the wayward tits, the only thing that bothers me about these pics is her eyeshadow. It looks like hell.
26, I feel very bad for you. I assume none of the women in your life have ever smiled at you. Women are at least twice as pretty when they are happy and smiling. Our Brit Brit obviously has nothing in her life to be happy about.
I heard these words once from Dean Wormer. Now I'll repeat them slightly changed for Britney.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, girl."
With all the money the dumb bitch makes from her dumb ass tours, and the fucktards that buy her cd's, you'd think she would get a lift job on those deflated fun bags. Good GAWD, that is a boob job gone bad. They remind me of Tori Spelling's saggy implants. *Shudders and dry heaves*
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Leave Your CommentBack when she was popular she always had the biggest smile on her face. Now she only wears a frown. She doesn't seem very happy with her life. That's pretty selfish. She has tens of millions of dollars and can do anything in the world. Maybe she should try living as an 'untouchable' in India for a few weeks. Maybe then she'd appreciate all of her undeserved blessings.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 09:41:30
Thata girl Brit! Riiiiide dat thang Yeee-hawww!
By Billy Ray Cyprus, on May 29, 2009 10:05:19
Cheap hillbilly trash.
But those hard nips gave me a serious boner.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 10:16:53
So am I the only one who sees one of her nipples has Down's Syndrome?
(Apologizes to those with Down's Syndrome)
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 10:20:14
Okay, so now we have to get into a nip showing competition, eh Brittany?
Well I will get my cow, oops, I mean my daughter, to show as much enlarged you-know-what in every pic she takes. I am like Kim Il Jong, you can't beat me beetch!
Bet you won't match this Billy Ray. But I do have to worry about that looney Lohan chick.
By Papa Joe, on May 29, 2009 10:24:32
The lawnmower is the precursor to driving a real car. Think of it as drivers [re]training on her lawn.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 10:24:46
Nice teets!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 10:48:50
Even I am embarassed.
Say, where is my check?
By Kevin F., Baby Daddy Heaven, CA, on May 29, 2009 10:55:42
To cheer Britt up her parents bought back and restored her tractor to exactly the same condition it was in when she drove it to prom.
By thebig28, on May 29, 2009 10:57:06
God, her poor children.
By Mommie Dearest, on May 29, 2009 11:08:54
Dang! Jimmy got a new car! When was he gonna tell me about it and take me for a ride? And why the hell did he get a car without a backseat?
By jtg, on May 29, 2009 11:10:12
She needs to 'pose' on the lawnmower, you know some bend over kinda shots.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 11:17:20
Damn, thems are some wonky tittays!
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 11:24:19
Why does SLUTney insist on showing off her droopy empty titty sacks to everyone, at every possible opportunity? She's a stupid, inbred, hillbilly retard; time to move on to someone who has functioning neurons...
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 11:39:13
I have a feelling the word "hillbilly" will be replaced by "britney" sometime in the near future.
By Duder, on May 29, 2009 11:51:06
Her nips are her only redeeming quality!
By fubar, on May 29, 2009 12:13:01
Ugly has been
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:49:43
Looky ya'll at mah new tracktaw!! Uncle Jethro said mah pussah needed a good 'ol lawn mowin' cuz ah had bush pokin' outa me britches. Yee haaaaw!
By Mike Hunt, on May 29, 2009 13:13:39
It's going to take a bigger lawn tractor than that to bushhog her hairy pits and ass crack. Please let this retarded bitch stumble backwards into a wood chipper!
By youcandieNOW, on May 29, 2009 13:21:39
Hey, a Bear playing a Banjo would be
more entertaining than the average Britney song...
By The Ghost Of Michael O'Donoghue, on May 29, 2009 14:22:26
I only need to say one thing:
"Mah pussy is hangin' out!"
That is all...
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 14:37:44
Jebus. How can any dude find this thick tree trunk legged, floppy tittied, fat cellulite ass retard attractive? Her body double (see another thread on this website) is 100x better looking than shitney...
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 14:39:31
Pumped full of thorazine and periodically wheeled onstage to shake and sync to make money for the music industry and daddy.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 15:15:44
Alright, #14, would you please stop using terms like SLUTney in your posts? Honestly, we know she's a slut and you're not making any points or any funnies by saying some dumb shit like that. Go back to Perezhilton or whatever.
Anyhow, besides the wayward tits, the only thing that bothers me about these pics is her eyeshadow. It looks like hell.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 17:10:48
Lawnmower skank.
By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 17:32:40
Actually, I think she looks unusually good here.
By Anton, on May 30, 2009 01:20:34
What ? No John Deer's in stock ? White trash hillbilly slut.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 04:04:18
She's such a tramp. I can't believe you fools all made her popular. LOL
By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 12:53:19
where's the bear playing the banjo? The jugs with xx on them? Dang it, I am way disappointed here.
By anonymous, on May 30, 2009 13:04:31
God, this woman is dumb. Somehow I have a feeling she has hired somebody to wipe her ass after she shits.
By Sammy Ronson, on May 30, 2009 13:44:44
26, I feel very bad for you. I assume none of the women in your life have ever smiled at you. Women are at least twice as pretty when they are happy and smiling. Our Brit Brit obviously has nothing in her life to be happy about.
I heard these words once from Dean Wormer. Now I'll repeat them slightly changed for Britney.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, girl."
By Flounder P. Delta, on May 30, 2009 17:29:42
bra. one word at a time for her. right now, bra.
By bra, on May 31, 2009 06:44:05
With all the money the dumb bitch makes from her dumb ass tours, and the fucktards that buy her cd's, you'd think she would get a lift job on those deflated fun bags. Good GAWD, that is a boob job gone bad. They remind me of Tori Spelling's saggy implants. *Shudders and dry heaves*
By Mah titties are perfect!, on May 31, 2009 08:46:13
"YEE HAW ! Tractur rides fer the yunguns!"
By BukkNekkid , on May 31, 2009 18:31:36
Gawd she's foul!!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on June 1, 2009 06:50:46
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