The Not Gay Dude Won American Idol

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  1. that show sucks gay balls anways, who cares?

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 03:48:52

  2. Had to go and ruin it with a Carrie Underwood picture set, didn't you? I'm so sick of that broad.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 03:58:13

  3. I loved Kris. He's so cute!! 13 year old girls make up America so it's appropriate he's the American Idol. GO KRIS!

    By Channeling my inner 13yr old, on May 21, 2009 04:03:00

  4. i'm glad kris won. adam has an awesome voice but is do flaming for me to watch.

    THANKS for the CU pics. she is such a hpoa. i just want to smack her.

    By very for carrie, on May 21, 2009 04:33:59

  5. You're sure expecting miracles from Underwood. That poor little Nashville yodeler can't stop you from finding Paris Hilton or Ali Lohan newsworthy. If you'd put down Nudist World magazine, you might realize Jolie just showed up in a see through dress at Cannes.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 04:34:08

  6. so does that judge chick has a good body or not she sure needs a boob job

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 04:45:41

  7. Todd, Anytime you go atfer Mario...it honestly makes my day! If you could pull out some new Megan Fox pictures today, I may just name this BEST DAY EVER!

    By jim, on May 21, 2009 04:52:03

  8. We need some miley or hayden pics, the fucks this bullshit?

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 05:02:13

  9. I guess being gay is still and issue in the US. Actually he looks more like a idol than kris. But its just my opinion....

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 05:03:36

  10. The midwest has spoken.

    College freshmen take note: being the clean-cut sensitive guy who can play 3 guitar chords is still the easiest way to enslave mindless 19-year-old twats, aside from roofees of course.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 05:18:31

  11. He is not openly gay, he has never come out and announced it in the press...

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 05:48:51

  12. #9 Fag.

    By Suck it, good ole chap, on May 21, 2009 06:08:49

  13. This kid is so freaking attractive.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 06:46:03

  14. Well truly America is not ready for a gay Idol. I could care less that his preference was peter puffing actually he was the better of the two. Though in my opinion they should have given it to the wife killer Gokey. He was better than the both of 'em.

    By jonnysheen, on May 21, 2009 06:59:16

  15. Guess Lambert's back to doing drag shows at "Rod's Johnson." I have no idea if that's an actual name of a gay bar anywhere, but it needs to be.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:13:07

  16. #9 so unless they automatically give the blue ribbon to the gay guy, it means there's bigotry involved? By that twisted logic, he should have been the FIRST out.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:17:34

  17. They were worried that (M)Adam would win, then reveal exactly how he first hit one of those shrieking high notes.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 07:24:37

  18. #11, he announces it every time he opens that cum bucket under his nose

    By my gaydar is not broken, on May 21, 2009 07:44:41

  19. Perez Hilton is crying in his fruit loops right now.

    By jaye, on May 21, 2009 08:04:58

  20. Adam Lambert lost because he exaggerated his songs and camped them up, like a caberet singer. He did have the better voice but decided to go to excess. I wouldn't cry for him however. He will make a ton of money, unlike that male country dufus that won Idol a couple of years ago.
    As for Kris, just give it time. In a year or so he will be wearing a sailor hat and outfit just like John Mayer and walking around West Hollywood.

    By "Perez" , on May 21, 2009 09:20:10

  21. Todd, this is why you are a blogger and not a music expert.

    In other news, American Idol (fans) selected the gayest, most frequently off-key, hokey, bible-thumpin', vanilla flavored teeny bopper, who incidentally, has no talent, as their new top "dawg."

    I find the bible belt voters and Kris with a "K" far more odious than the fact that Adam Lambert's sexality is dubious. Lambert may shrill like a cat in heat, but at least he can cover three octaves on key.

    Miss.

    By Sami, on May 21, 2009 09:22:43

  22. The only reason this kid is gay is that he hasn't met me yet. I'll take him out for drinks, give him a massage, sing to him, offer him a record deal and before you know it, I'll be eight inches deep in his ass.

    By Sir Elton Flaming John, on May 21, 2009 09:39:43

  23. Adam the screamer is pure torture.
    Kris is the singer and musician, sucks to be Perezito and his hate of christians today. LOL.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 11:35:26

  24. :( Adam.

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 11:42:38

  25. Who watches this show anyway?

    By Paula Abdul, on May 21, 2009 12:34:00

  26. Todd, " She Works Hard for the Money" is actually gay code. Just sayin'.

    By C. Aiken, on May 21, 2009 14:08:00

  27. Your batteries are low if you think Lambert was out sung by any contestant on that show. The guy is a major find and there's a bidding war in progress right now for his signature on a recording deal. This guy is going to be a major artist.

    By Clive, on May 21, 2009 14:25:59

  28. my nuts itch

    and they smell good

    By bruno, on May 21, 2009 15:51:56

  29. Good for Adam, now he can do his own thang.

    By Randy Jackson, on May 21, 2009 16:22:26

  30. this show (along with its entire semen-gurgling fanbase) is responsible for the death of real music

    By anonymous, on May 21, 2009 17:11:08

  31. the fucking evangelists voting en masse are to blame for this piece of rancid white bread winning this boring-ass-only-retards-watch-this-show called american idol..everyone who voted for either imbecile should be hung by their asshairs

    By anonymous, on May 22, 2009 15:54:43

  32. Agree with #29 - what I find funny was Simon's expression when Adam didn't win, he couldn't even fake a smile! I'm guessing Simon will not be making as much money from Kris as he would of from Adam!!

    By anonymous, on May 26, 2009 13:28:08

  33. Adam will end up making more money in the long run. And now he won't be stuck singing that God awful song they wrote for the both of them to sing before the votes. He is going to be way more successful than Kris.

    By Jessica, on May 27, 2009 10:28:40

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