36 Comments:

1. Butrface personified

   By lady gaga, on May 29, 2009 03:59:37

2. Brutal. Wow. Not only did she not get the millions but she's been called a murderer by her own mother and the person she murdered was her FATHER. Someone call a shrink because this ditz is going to need one.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 04:13:11

3. I smell a lawsuit! Get you yo money you ugly bitch!

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 04:17:08

4. My friend used to work for the firm that did the accounting for the spellings, a gardener was paid twice than it was corrected the same day. The old bag flipped out and had her removed from the account.
   The stories are endless about how cheep this bitch is but not nearly as many as to how mean she is. Hope she dies very very soon. Also she had a lover for years. So she cheated on the man who gave her everything. Pot calling the kettle?

   By Reality, on May 29, 2009 04:43:14

5. Those are the fakest boobs I think I've ever seen!

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 04:49:17

6. Candy Spelling should keep her mouth shut about this. This is personal, family stuff. If she had any sincere interest in mending a relationship with Tori she wouldn't go on a radio program and say what she said. She comes off as resentful, bitter and, possibly, out of line with what her husband would've wanted.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 05:14:36

7. Candy is a really bad mother, why on earth was she letting her teenage daughter get all that plastic surgery? Teens are still growing, they're too young to get it. Tori's face and breasts are destroyed. Without the surgery she still wouldn't be the prettiest girl, but she would look normal. And Candy's husband was an old man when he died. Old people tend to die on their own. So who exactly is going to buy and read this book?!

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 05:26:07

8. Well, her looks could definitely kill...in a bad, bad way. She has a face that could wilt flowers and I don't even want to get into the neck-down regions.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 05:26:10

9. Tori Spelling's jaw fucking terrifies me. Actually, so does her face overall. It looks like a black woman's face on a white girl's body.

   By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 05:31:34

10. What a rippled, plasticky mess! She looks like she works the day shift at the strip club by the airport!

    By fubar, on May 29, 2009 06:03:17

11. This is what i like about the third world.. testaments.. are not valid, you can not disinherit your sons/wife/daughters. And everything has to be split in equal parts.. hehehe.. So if your father is rich and dieing.. bring him to the DR and you will get your money FOR SURE!!! jeje you gotta love third world laws :P

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:14:57

12. Only thing this bitch killed was when she dyed-fried her hair blonde. Probably killed a few of her brain cells in the process.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:27:13

13. well I can't feel bad for the girl cause at least she go 800,000.00 which is more than I'll ever "get" in my life time.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:33:38

14. It's her plastic surgeon who is the murderer

    By x24, on May 29, 2009 06:46:02

15. This chick looks sick. Those tits couldn't look more unnatural. Candy Spelling appears to be a big smelly cunt.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 06:55:27

16. Ugggh! 800K doesn't go very far anymore. I could have done better than her plastic man if I was blindfolded with a broken beer bottle.

    By jtg, on May 29, 2009 07:15:48

17. Candy is a cunt. you cant trust an old lady who is capable of birthing an Alpaca.

    By kazanski, on May 29, 2009 07:23:08

18. I normally wouldn't stick up for any of the 90210 cast, but man, I feel bad for Tori here. I also understand why she does not want to make peace with her mom. Candy sounds like a resentful, hating, bitch. This is family stuff and, no matter what, Tori is her daughter. You don't take it out to the public. Candy looks like a fat, crazy, pig and apparently she really is one.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 08:13:06

19. ROFLMAO about your description of walking around the room wondering what the fuck?

    By Victoria, on May 29, 2009 08:52:18

20. Candy AND Tori need to shut. A family(Randy) or friend or lawyer needs to have them gave an intervention and be out of each's lives and let candy see the kids. No more public bickering . Needless to say, Candy has all of that money in a foundation andTori is still not eating much money after Candy dies. It is probably trust for the kids,for organizations, run by a board...etc.

    By Truetruce, on May 29, 2009 09:01:58

21. Ew, skeletor much?

    By Shoo shoo said the rabbit. , on May 29, 2009 10:11:52

22. I am more interested in what is up with Tori's husband. Does he double bag it?

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 10:39:46

23. The only thing Tori ever killed was an erection

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 11:47:32

24. Aaron was worth only half a bil?
    Pff, lightweight.

    By Ingvar Kamprad, on May 29, 2009 12:18:38

25. hahahah! 23!

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:50:40

26. Unfortunately, Candy is correct. Aaron got a look at Tori's face in normal daytime lighting, and died with a howl of horror frozen on his face. Sort of like the victims of that chick in "The Ring."

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 12:50:51

27. It's actually a miracle that Tori is as sane as she is with such a freakshow for a mother. Freddy Krueger is more maternal than Candy! That crazy old bitch has obviously been smoking the crack pipe for a loooooonnnnngggg time. What whoring publisher took money to print this crap? Worse - what whores would even PAY to read this crap put out by - you guessed it - the biggest WHORE in Whoreville: Candy (hmmm.. sorta a whore name, even) Spelling. Blech. Good for Tori! She has the gene and could have easily whored for her Dad's money like her mom and brother did, but she told them to kiss her ass and at least can live with herself. You go, Tori - just do everything opposite of what your mother did and you'll raise those babies just fine.

    By OhPleaseMary, on May 29, 2009 13:05:12

28. That kid in the banner pic looks like Shia Labeouf's younger brother.

    By just_an_observation, on May 29, 2009 13:34:39

29. Holy Christ Tori is ugly!
    She looks all misshapen and out of whack, like Dr. Frankenstein cobbled her together out of pieces of 10 different sluts. Hell, it looks like her tits came from two different bodies.

    By anonymous, on May 29, 2009 14:20:49

30. Welcome back, Tori!

    By Ana and Mia, on May 29, 2009 17:56:16

31. Tori,
    Stop doing the 3 fingered diet,it's not a lifestyle... it's a fucking nightmare!!

    By I Have Dreams Too, They Are Deadly..., on May 29, 2009 18:08:50

32. What's the deal with Tori's dauche bag husband? He left his first wife for Jabba; I heard her on Canadian Talk Radio and boy was she pissed...! I think she would cut his balls off if she saw him again.

    By GLoria Allread, on May 30, 2009 07:43:25

33. Aaron Spelling was a creative genious. I bet that if he would have known what kind of shit his wife would do when he died, he would have killed her himself. On the other hand, Tori was a spoiled, ungrateful brat back then too.
    The whole thing might be a good story for a prime time series.

    By Underpants Gnome, on May 30, 2009 19:18:46

34. Bolt On Betty is a major boner killer...

    By anonymous, on May 31, 2009 06:21:38

35. #11,I AM FROM THE DR! OMG.IM GOING THROUGH THE SAME WITH MY HUSBANDS DAD.HIS WIFE CONVINCED HIM TO WRITE HIM AND MY SISTER IN LAW OFF HIS WILL.BITCH.WE DONT CARE THOUGH.

    By DominicanaenAustin,Texas., on May 31, 2009 07:19:50

36. I can't help but think that maybe Mom & Dad weren't happy with the fact that she was married and having an affair with a married guy.

    By anonymous, on June 1, 2009 07:07:50