32 Comments:

1. Maybe it's because she found his stash of gay porn in his closet. Behind the box of women's underwear.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 05:03:47

2. did anyone else notice they are wearing the same clothes as each other?

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 05:13:58

3. hes explaining to her how his gay sex tape just disappeared and he doesnt know where it is.

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 05:50:47

4. Am I the only one who thinks she fug without a ton of make-up or in non-airbrushed photos?

   By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 07:35:24

5. um isnt she the one hittin nick jonas again??

   By dude, on May 3, 2009 07:56:00

6. #5 yeah- this uber puss should be the one giving the lecture.

   By CutTheCrap, on May 3, 2009 09:20:25

7. talk to me like you've got a problem, and oh yeh, i know exactly what to do with that beautiful, dirty little mouth.

   By Herman Bumfudle, on May 3, 2009 09:23:20

8. A male underwear model that supposedly loves Jesus and practices heterosexual abstinence dating a nicely-developed 16 year old girl that seems to act out all kinds of sexually suggestive stuff?
   Hell, sounds normal to me!
   

   By Il Papa, Chastity Belt, Italy, on May 3, 2009 09:41:36

9. She must be cutting back on his allowance.

   By Timmy Geithner, on May 3, 2009 09:46:35

10. What does she expect, to be rich, famous AND happy? Stupid little ho. You can't have it all.

    By Dr. Reality, on May 3, 2009 09:49:08

11. Thought that was Megan Fox.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 09:52:42

12. #4, she's fug even with the makeup and airbrushing.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 10:19:48

13. Maybe because she's frikkin' 15!!!! and her parents should be arrested for allowing her to date someone over 18!!?

    By 15, on May 3, 2009 14:21:57

14. She looks annoying as she does ugly.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 14:26:06

15. She's mad because she found out he was spilling his seed on the ground.

    By Leviticus P. Bible, on May 3, 2009 16:30:59

16. 13, you grow up fast in the South. The definition of a virgin in Alabama is a girl over the age of 11 who can run faster than her brother -- or her daddy.
    
    Miley never could run very fast.
    

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on May 3, 2009 18:03:31

17. So her boyfriend is bonking Madonna's boytoy?
    
    Now THAT would make some awesomely juicy headlines.

    By anonymous, on May 3, 2009 20:04:16

18. caption: "I choose to remain pure for my future husband, but my daddy said ass-fucking was OK in the eyes of god! I though you LOVED ass-fucking!?"

    By m. cyrus, on May 3, 2009 20:36:19

19. As if she isn't fugly enough then they have to go and get pictures of her all mad. I hate this buck toothed little skeezer. I'd probably giggle if one of the other 16 y/o disney spawn kids beat her ass. She's an obnoxious little cunt and I would never in a zillion years ever let my child watch her show. Disrespectful little brat.

    By Criddle, on May 3, 2009 21:29:13

20. # 15 - ah, the sin of Onan.

    By Red Cat, on May 3, 2009 23:16:52

21. Which one is Miley? Oh wait...I see it now.

    By prease, on May 4, 2009 00:27:53

22. Aaww their wearing matching clothes and pony tails.

    By anonymous, on May 4, 2009 04:05:45

23. 18, you are absolutely right, Miley. Just make sure you don't get ass-banged so much your sphincter stops working. I have to wear a butt plug AND Depends all the time now.

    By Sir Elton Flaming John, on May 4, 2009 11:31:28

24. Miley can stay a virgin for as long as the wants (cough). Girls can have lots of fun without boys.

    By Ali bigtits Ronson, on May 4, 2009 12:58:38

25. The expressions on her face make me want to say "hey Miley, shut the fuck up already!"
    
    I feel much better now.

    By FemBot, on May 4, 2009 16:53:23

26. he just found out she's pregnant and billy ray's the father...

    By gangbang, on May 4, 2009 17:35:29

27. 26, that's really rude to my little girl. We ain't gonna have no idjits. My wife wouldn't let me fuck Miley till after I had a vasectomy.

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on May 4, 2009 20:22:09

28. He totally looks like the weirdo/not so smart kind of guy that would rather date a child than someone his own age.
    
    Oh #3 miley isn't even cute with tons of make, who decided she was pretty, she is one of the ugliest puffy faced not cute teens I have seen. Girls at my son's school are much hotter without makeup artist, she is fuggy fug.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 01:29:57

29. Actually, Miley is gorgeous, with or without makeup. You people obviously don't know what beauty is, and I'm sure your lives are that much better.

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:12:33

30. #28 - what are you doing checking out "girls" at your son's school? SICKO!

    By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:44:29

31. What??? No mullet?
    Hillbilly's SUCK.

    By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 21:05:45

32. yeah, she's got it all, buck teeth, fat hips, and either a metrosexual or straight up gay boyfriend

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 16:17:04